put your dick in it. kids. Teaching kids to give handjobs since the Ems You know you' re lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT
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put your dick in it

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the Ems
You know you' re lesbian when: You put your finger in it
instead
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GADD
what the tuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and
whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it
Then there is this person A
you perfect human being)
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#41 - vicviper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 - koobzacc (03/25/2013) [-]
Im confused. what was it used for?
#10 to #6 - tredbear (03/25/2013) [-]
you stick your dick in it.
you stick your dick in it.
User avatar #22 to #10 - koobzacc (03/26/2013) [-]
Oh I thought it was one of those childhood nostalgia things that tumblr raves about like loreal for kids
User avatar #44 to #22 - roninneko (03/26/2013) [-]
It is... but then, you get older...
User avatar #48 to #44 - koobzacc (03/26/2013) [-]
so what, its for kid dicks? what are kids supposted to do with it? that was what i was initially asking
#52 to #48 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Literally just shake it
#53 to #48 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
It slides out of your hands like a fish. Training kids to give better hand jobs to people.
User avatar #9 to #6 - noket (03/25/2013) [-]
stuff.. things
#131 to #16 - greenthegunstar (03/26/2013) [-]
The way his face stretches out just makes that line sound so menacing.
Like...
"I've got plans for you, Carl...BIG PLANS...
User avatar #115 to #9 - sherrifrickgrimes (03/26/2013) [-]
Just out of interest.... What sort of stuff and what kinds of things? I usual have stuff and do things so I would like to know
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#19 - pappathethird (03/26/2013) [-]
That was pretty funny
That was pretty funny
#57 to #19 - wholesomeburn ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
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#110 - hellol (03/26/2013) [-]
That's me alright.
#23 - titsjohnson (03/26/2013) [-]
im a guy and i stuck my fingers in it... this is good?
im a guy and i stuck my fingers in it... this is good?
User avatar #24 to #23 - nighthawxx (03/26/2013) [-]
yes it is
#84 to #23 - personface (03/26/2013) [-]
you're okay
#97 - sirbutterballs (03/26/2013) [-]
I just used them to throw at people
#102 to #97 - dovakinbronie (03/26/2013) [-]
why would you do that?
#105 to #102 - sirbutterballs (03/26/2013) [-]
Because it's really ******* painful and I was a tad bit sadistic when I was a kid.
#66 - dethmaul (03/26/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing over "Until it flew".

Just picturing it sprouting rotors and heli-choppering away.
User avatar #11 - pooflinger (03/25/2013) [-]
I can't even remember what they are called anymore.

Otherwise I'd do some....research.
#26 to #11 - EvilSquiggly (03/26/2013) [-]
They're called Water Snakes, and I know where to get them.

I'm gonna stick my dick in them.
#27 to #26 - pooflinger (03/26/2013) [-]
Instructions too complicated, got my dick stuck in a venomous reptile.
User avatar #28 to #27 - EvilSquiggly (03/26/2013) [-]
Search up "Water Snake Toy"
C:
User avatar #51 to #26 - misticalz ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Where do you get them?
User avatar #100 to #51 - daentraya (03/26/2013) [-]
I've only ever seen them at themeparks
#83 - shadowstuart (03/26/2013) [-]
Don't do it, there is a plastic seem on the inside that will just rip your junk !
#108 to #83 - vatra (03/26/2013) [-]
That's why you turn it inside out first!
That's why you turn it inside out first!
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#87 - jewjewbinks (03/26/2013) [-]
whoa, wait. someone else made it explode by putting their leg in it?!? i did that 			****		 with all of mine, legs, arms, whatever   
   
why did i keep getting them
whoa, wait. someone else made it explode by putting their leg in it?!? i did that **** with all of mine, legs, arms, whatever

why did i keep getting them
#92 to #87 - waffies (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn right broski! Roll it all the way up to your bicep and POP... then you had to get the remains off
Damn right broski! Roll it all the way up to your bicep and POP... then you had to get the remains off
#21 - abcdxyz (03/26/2013) [-]
It was incredibly painful when I tried to put my dick in it. I would not recommend it to anyone who gets the chance
#78 to #21 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Thats why you lube up first.
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User avatar #64 to #15 - cazabrow (03/26/2013) [-]
how hell did your head fit through it?
#117 to #64 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
he never said which one
#45 to #15 - dezraeeboo (03/26/2013) [-]
Which one?
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#134 to #130 - dezraeeboo (03/27/2013) [-]
Just figured I'd ask. Seems impossible to fit a noggin in one of those.
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User avatar #89 - slendercam (03/26/2013) [-]
I.... I used to try an turn them inside out.
#17 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
> acquire water snake
>fill that sucker up bengay
>put it in the microwave for 15 seconds
>take it out
enjoy your new vagina
User avatar #31 to #17 - nazigerm (03/26/2013) [-]
You evil, evil wee woo wee wooooo
#114 - alucardshellhound (03/26/2013) [-]
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#95 - lunacy (03/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #95 - lunacy (03/26/2013) [-]
I used to put my finger in them while I did the handjob motion...foreshadowing?
User avatar #79 - wowimbored (03/26/2013) [-]
>go to Deception's profile
>two frontpage posts at the same time
>are you a wizard
User avatar #116 to #79 - sherrifrickgrimes (03/26/2013) [-]
lol when his FJ level is actually wizard.
#62 - tispartaxd (03/26/2013) [-]
What!?!?
#32 - lostdagame (03/26/2013) [-]
I used it like this
I used it like this
User avatar #47 to #32 - nockae (03/26/2013) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #81 to #32 - evilanakie (03/26/2013) [-]
w-what was it
#98 to #32 - mvtjets (03/26/2013) [-]
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#33 to #32 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
flagged after 3minutes, impressive
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