Beeing a muslim blows. How many muslims does it take to change a light blub? Infinite, they just go boom before they reach it!.. No one pulled the string, which would have opened up the secret compartment containing an embarrassing photo of OP at the Christmas party!
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#29 - puredeliciousness (03/26/2013) [-]
No one pulled the string, which would have opened up the secret compartment containing an embarrassing photo of OP at the Christmas party!
#52 to #29 - hairyjonson ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
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#36 to #29 - darthblam ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
This deserves MANY thumbs.
#1 - kingsombra (03/25/2013) [-]
Who'd want a muslim doll anyway?
Who'd want a muslim doll anyway?
User avatar #38 to #1 - sloths (03/26/2013) [-]
if it blows up it's an action figure, and if it say word it's a doll... now we wait
User avatar #4 to #1 - anonymousattorney (03/25/2013) [-]
Hey, could make for a decent joke; strap some firecrackers on it, light the fuse and throw it at someone.
User avatar #5 to #4 - bitchplzzz (03/25/2013) [-]
People with explosive tempers.
Or dudes looking for busty girls
#28 - WatzATroll (03/26/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? Being a muslim is a blast
#21 - finni (03/26/2013) [-]
#22 to #21 - kidsquicker (03/26/2013) [-]
It's Tusken-American, asshole!
It's Tusken-American, asshole!
#68 to #22 - Reldinrostiare (03/26/2013) [-]
This is the first thing that made me lol tonight.  Nice one.
This is the first thing that made me lol tonight. Nice one.
User avatar #3 - BerryLicious ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
It reminds me of a joke I once heard.

A man goes into a sexshop with the intent to purchase a blow-up doll.
The chap behind the smiles and grrets him:
"Very well sir, we have a fine selection of blow-up dolls. Would you like your girl to be thin or fat?"
The man replies "thin please."
"Would you like her to be white, black or asian?"
"White please."
"Okay sir, and finally, would you like her to be Christian or Muslim?"
"Why would that matter?"
"The Muslim ones blow themselves up."
#10 to #3 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
HA!
#26 to #3 - puredeliciousness (03/26/2013) [-]
I like it.
I like it.
User avatar #2 - bcsaint ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
i am kinda proud that one of my OCs is now a repost... but still kinda pissed
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User avatar #8 to #7 - bcsaint ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
My profile proves it with the date
User avatar #9 to #8 - blacktitan ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
How do I know that that's not a repost??
User avatar #12 to #9 - teoferrazzi (03/25/2013) [-]
reverse image search it and if it's oc, there were no posts with it on an earlier date
#18 to #12 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
good lord, you guys are putting way to much work it to something that doesnt matter at all
User avatar #24 to #18 - evilpapagali (03/26/2013) [-]
You're totally not blacktitan.
User avatar #58 to #24 - blacktitan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm from Iran! -.-
User avatar #77 to #2 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
It's quite an old joke.
#57 to #32 - enorus (03/26/2013) [-]
mfw the jew is a nazi
User avatar #6 - cheesymondo (03/25/2013) [-]
now comes with stones for when she tries to learn.
#11 - xsap (03/25/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure its a long the lines of "allahu akbar!"
User avatar #15 to #11 - runescapewasgood (03/26/2013) [-]
I hope you realize that just means "God is great" in Arabic.
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#51 - qwopdude **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
mfw I'm Muslim and hear jokes like this.
User avatar #55 to #51 - blacktitan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Don't want to be that guy, but this is just a joke, I have Muslim background myseld!
#56 to #55 - qwopdude **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
i realize that. this is a joke as well. isnt it obvious?
#53 to #51 - trollypollyz (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm Muslim too but it's still kinda funny...Unrelated .Gif
I'm Muslim too but it's still kinda funny...Unrelated .Gif
#73 - texafornication (03/26/2013) [-]
mfw tampon string was first thing to come to mind
User avatar #74 to #73 - blacktitan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
That's just messed up, but it made me giggle!
#48 - neoexdeath (03/26/2013) [-]
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
#50 - ixcarnifexxi (03/26/2013) [-]
She has 5 different sayings!
Push her hands!
Push her feet!


And pull the string to unlock the secret message
#23 - romdadon (03/26/2013) [-]
i can imagine   
pull string    
ALLLAAHHHH BOOOM   
   
no more anything
i can imagine
pull string
ALLLAAHHHH BOOOM

no more anything
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User avatar #27 - darthblam ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
From the same company that brought you favorites such as the Palestinian alarm clock!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4w_YkfaC0
#14 - mariasaturnina (03/26/2013) [-]
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#16 - auda (03/26/2013) [-]
''Hit the shops''
''Hit the shops''
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