Beeing a muslim blows. How many muslims does it take to change a light blub? Infinite, they just go boom before they reach it!.. No one pulled the string, which would have opened up the secret compartment containing an embarrassing photo of OP at the Christmas party!
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Beeing a muslim blows

How many muslims does it take to change a light blub?
Infinite, they just go boom before they reach it!

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Submitted: 03/25/2013
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#21 - finni (03/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#22 to #21 - kidsquicker (03/26/2013) [-]
It's Tusken-American, asshole!
It's Tusken-American, asshole!
#29 - puredeliciousness (03/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
No one pulled the string, which would have opened up the secret compartment containing an embarrassing photo of OP at the Christmas party!
#1 - kingsombra (03/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Who'd want a muslim doll anyway?
Who'd want a muslim doll anyway?
User avatar #2 - bcsaint ONLINE (03/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i am kinda proud that one of my OCs is now a repost... but still kinda pissed
#3 - BerryLicious (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It reminds me of a joke I once heard.

A man goes into a sexshop with the intent to purchase a blow-up doll.
The chap behind the smiles and grrets him:
"Very well sir, we have a fine selection of blow-up dolls. Would you like your girl to be thin or fat?"
The man replies "thin please."
"Would you like her to be white, black or asian?"
"White please."
"Okay sir, and finally, would you like her to be Christian or Muslim?"
"Why would that matter?"
"The Muslim ones blow themselves up."
#32 - jedisquirrel (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - WatzATroll (03/26/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? Being a muslim is a blast
#51 - qwopdude **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw I'm Muslim and hear jokes like this.
#11 - xsap (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i'm pretty sure its a long the lines of "allahu akbar!"
#48 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
#6 - cheesymondo (03/25/2013) [-]
now comes with stones for when she tries to learn.
#73 - texafornication (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw tampon string was first thing to come to mind
#50 - ixcarnifexxi (03/26/2013) [-]
She has 5 different sayings!
Push her hands!
Push her feet!


And pull the string to unlock the secret message
#23 - romdadon (03/26/2013) [-]
i can imagine   
pull string    
ALLLAAHHHH BOOOM   
   
no more anything
i can imagine
pull string
ALLLAAHHHH BOOOM

no more anything
+1
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User avatar #27 - darthblam (03/26/2013) [-]
From the same company that brought you favorites such as the Palestinian alarm clock!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4w_YkfaC0
#16 - auda (03/26/2013) [-]
''Hit the shops''
''Hit the shops''
#14 - mariasaturnina (03/26/2013) [-]
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