Tumblr in a nutshell. On my dash this morning..... am i gay for wanting to try this? thumblr
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User avatar #1 - lovrotheunicorn (03/25/2013) [-]
am i gay for wanting to try this?
#10 to #1 - atomschlumpf (03/25/2013) [-]
no just bi-curious
#12 to #1 - doddythechef (03/26/2013) [-]
nah your just notmal
nah your just notmal
#22 to #1 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Not necessarily.
User avatar #30 to #1 - zarcos (03/26/2013) [-]
Only if you are attracted to men.
#7 to #1 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
How is that even a question?
#27 to #1 - bateking (03/26/2013) [-]
Why wont anyone just say it, yes you might be gay bro
#15 to #1 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
You can be entirely straight, and enjoy anal stimulation.
User avatar #19 to #15 - zaggystirdust (03/26/2013) [-]
pretty much this
#47 to #19 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
yeah, but if its a dick in your ass, that pretty much makes you gay...
User avatar #3 - sewoyl (03/25/2013) [-]
What if you put them one inside the other?
User avatar #4 to #3 - badena (03/25/2013) [-]
Maybe they blow up?
User avatar #8 to #3 - daftiduck ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
That's probably how they come in the packaging anyway.
#13 - haseotakaeda (03/26/2013) [-]
Honestly I'd stick the hera into the zeus and just sit there watching,   
Honestly I'd stick the hera into the zeus and just sit there watching,
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#43 to #13 - justakewldewd (03/26/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be like dividing by zero, or microphone-speaker feedback?

The horror.
The horror.
#54 to #43 - haseotakaeda (03/26/2013) [-]
Take one of these
Put volume super high
Take friend's phone
set his volume to max
call him later
he picks up
hurl this at him

watch as supersonic explosion rips him to shreds
User avatar #2 - notsolonleyisland (03/25/2013) [-]
You could theoretically suck your own dick. Awesome
User avatar #14 - splinfinity (03/26/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who's amused that this is named Zeus and Hera? Considering, y'know, Zeus is absolutely *********** at being faithful to Hera, and since this is intended for long-distance lovin' it will probably get used to cheat/be with other people, etc?
User avatar #21 to #14 - nightmaren (03/26/2013) [-]
I think I'm retarded. I was thinking how awful names these were, because for some reason I thought Hera was Zeus' mom.
#48 to #14 - saladtongsofdeath (03/26/2013) [-]
really?? thats all you got from that??? what about the fact that they are ******* brothers and sisters???
User avatar #53 to #48 - splinfinity (03/26/2013) [-]
Tend to ignore that with the Greek/Roman pantheons. I mean, everyone is 2nd or 3rd generation from Uranus and Gaia, so... It's pretty much a situation where incest is impossible, like if you and your (hypothetical) sister were the only humans alive on the planet and you wanted to create or re-create the human race.

Same with the Adam and Eve story, btw.
User avatar #55 to #14 - nyxeos (03/26/2013) [-]
How about the fact that the only reason Hera married Zeus is because of shame from when he pretended to be an injured peacock, she went to help him, and he raped her.

Greek mythology is ****** up.
User avatar #56 to #55 - splinfinity (03/26/2013) [-]
Greek and Roman mythology is so ****** up.
#16 - moshimoshjesusdesu (03/26/2013) [-]
All this was posted word for word, just without the hashtags, on /v/ last night
User avatar #35 to #16 - oceanfrank (03/26/2013) [-]
this was posted here a week ago with the exact same comments almost verbatim
#51 to #16 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Correct, however I saw the joke first here on FJ about a week ago, word for word like the /v/ post was. I wouldn't doubt it if someone else thought of that as well before that.

They're not the first, and they won't be the last.
#23 to #16 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
It was also posted on FJ, like... what was it 3, 4 days ago? maybe less, but nonetheless this is a VERY recent repost. It's still funny, but I must say it loses a lot of its zing the second time around.
#34 - EdwardNigma (03/26/2013) [-]
I still say those things are a pretty good idea.
User avatar #24 - ColeTheUber (03/26/2013) [-]
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They are $189 each.
When you buy one, you get a 50% discount on the second.
You would pay $283.50 to **** yourself.

I would rather just be gay.
User avatar #28 - demonicdude (03/26/2013) [-]
Taking "Go **** yourself" to a whole new level.
#25 - Tankperson (03/26/2013) [-]
So you're saying that somewhere, over the vast, complicated network that encases our planet there is some code flying back and forth saying 'pelvicTHRUSTpelvicTHRUSTpelvicTHRUSTpelvicTHRUSTpelvicTHRUSTpelvicTHRUST'
#17 - trymeudie (03/26/2013) [-]
This reminded me of the kissing device thing in Big Bang Theory.
User avatar #11 - maskedguardianmkii (03/26/2013) [-]
Wait, I'm confused.
1: Wouldn't Zeus be the one for women, since it's the giant dick-shaped one and vice versa?
2: So, can the dildo bit piston itself or something? Does she just hold it in place while it goes in and out? It seems like it would just jerk her hand around instead.

I don't know, maybe I'm overthinking this.
User avatar #29 to #11 - lolwatthe (03/26/2013) [-]
Could be an air pressure thing where it grows.
#42 - felixjarl (03/26/2013) [-]
Not just thumblr. Half the comments were exactly the same when it was posted here.
Not just thumblr. Half the comments were exactly the same when it was posted here.
User avatar #46 to #42 - sirbutterballs (03/26/2013) [-]
Yep and I quote " It would take 600 dollars for you to literally go **** yourself" Don't know who said this but they are most certainly a wise man/woman
User avatar #38 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
so if he is a minute man
he can just **** it with a broom

#52 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
You've reached the Lovepalz hotline...what is the nature of your problem?

...You got raped...Okay, now see, that's really not our issue...Wait, you had it in your ass, and around y-...How the **** do you rape yourself?! That's not even close to rape...What do you mean! Its totally not Legitimate...No, I'm not a Republican!
User avatar #40 - danniegurl (03/26/2013) [-]
that moment when someone sees this product and tells you they want to buy one for you and them.
#36 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
op would put one at the back of his ass put the other on his dick so he could **** himself.

#50 to #36 - slipperyjoe (03/26/2013) [-]
Oh wow he even added a little signature at the end.

Like he's some kind of celebrity or something.
User avatar #37 to #36 - arrogant (03/26/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you just added "OP" to the joke. You're a real ******* comical genius
#45 to #39 - kosicandavid ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
This picture!!! My reaction folder is now complete!!!!
User avatar #33 - ottoboys (03/26/2013) [-]
im thinking someone along the line would take the wrong one with them
User avatar #32 - ixcarnifexxi (03/26/2013) [-]
So the dude sits there and ***** tube, while a chick has a dildo wiggling around inside her?

User avatar #31 - dracolegacy (03/26/2013) [-]
that was a top comment here a couple days ago
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