Brown Recluse. Ashler. BETTIN y A. My brother got bit by a brown recluse, he has a divot in his leg about as wide around as a soda can, he's going to get a spiderweb tattoo over it with a spider
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#1 - saxong (03/25/2013) [-]
My brother got bit by a brown recluse, he has a divot in his leg about as wide around as a soda can, he's going to get a spiderweb tattoo over it with a spider in the center right where it bit him.
My brother got bit by a brown recluse, he has a divot in his leg about as wide around as a soda can, he's going to get a spiderweb tattoo over it with a spider in the center right where it bit him.
#21 - zakvanloocke (03/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How to determine if it's a brown recluse:

Does it have a violin shape on it's cephalothorax? If yes, it's a brown recluse.

Does it have 6 eyes? It's a brown recluse. Most spiders have 8 eyes. This is only useful if you find a dead specimen as seeing this requires a close up look.

A brown recluse's abdomen is always uniformly colored. There will never be two distinct colors on a recluse's abdomen. Occasional blobs show up based upon what the spider has eaten (Their exoskeleton is somewhat translucent).

Sincerely, your resident FJ Entomologist
#15 - thefloppinater (03/25/2013) [-]
>google images
>brown recluse spider bite
>nope
#8 - franticorb (03/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #4 - landartheconqueror (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
******* brown recluse spiders...

can you imagine his spider powers? criminals would be ******
#34 - boredomavenger (03/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
makes me glad I moved out of the habitable range of these ******* , they can't mess with me up in Michigan!
User avatar #39 - snerus (03/25/2013) [-]
By day his name is Dr. Jekyll, but at night he becomes Mr. Hide.
User avatar #62 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Brown recluses and Black widows have recently been mating in the wild (not forced or in a lab), making more deadly hybrids. My Biology teacher told us this when we were talking about insects and breeding different species. Apparently, they're related close enough to mate and create Black recluses/Brown widows. Also, all 3 are in my area.

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#31 - imortalpig (03/25/2013) [-]
Past year Iv found about 6 of these things around my house, bathtub, kitchen, scares the living hell out of me when I see them. The pictures man...
Past year Iv found about 6 of these things around my house, bathtub, kitchen, scares the living hell out of me when I see them. The pictures man...
#33 - forevertrombone (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I got bit by one when I was 14, but luckily it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
#60 - skinless (03/25/2013) [-]
i ******* hate these things, where i live they are really small so you won't notice them till there really close
#27 - harryblazer (03/25/2013) [-]
does anyone have the scientifically accurate spider man video?
User avatar #17 - reaperssprint (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm surprised so many people haven't heard of a brown recluse. It's venom literally kills your tissue cells, and well just look below for the result.
User avatar #36 - theuglypanda ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
My mom was bitten by one of those bastards back when I was eight.
Instant arachnophobia right there
User avatar #30 - Furubatsu (03/25/2013) [-]
The comments alone could make up the morbid channel
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