Brown Recluse. Ashler. BETTIN y A. My brother got bit by a brown recluse, he has a divot in his leg about as wide around as a soda can, he's going to get a spiderweb tattoo over it with a spider
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#1 - saxong (03/25/2013) [-]
My brother got bit by a brown recluse, he has a divot in his leg about as wide around as a soda can, he's going to get a spiderweb tattoo over it with a spider in the center right where it bit him.
My brother got bit by a brown recluse, he has a divot in his leg about as wide around as a soda can, he's going to get a spiderweb tattoo over it with a spider in the center right where it bit him.
#21 - zakvanloocke (03/25/2013) [-]
How to determine if it's a brown recluse:

Does it have a violin shape on it's cephalothorax? If yes, it's a brown recluse.

Does it have 6 eyes? It's a brown recluse. Most spiders have 8 eyes. This is only useful if you find a dead specimen as seeing this requires a close up look.

A brown recluse's abdomen is always uniformly colored. There will never be two distinct colors on a recluse's abdomen. Occasional blobs show up based upon what the spider has eaten (Their exoskeleton is somewhat translucent).

Sincerely, your resident FJ Entomologist
User avatar #47 to #21 - akkere ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Did it spawn from the darkness out of a circle of hell and proceed to inhale fear and **** fury and otherwise ruin your life?

Chances are, it could be a Brown Recluse.

Sincerely, your resident FJ jesus-christ-how-horrifying-ologist.
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#26 to #22 - hahafunnyuwhore (03/25/2013) [-]
If you actually read that he said a DEAD specimen where as a pesticide would do no good. gif unrelated
If you actually read that he said a DEAD specimen where as a pesticide would do no good. gif unrelated
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User avatar #70 to #25 - shishabar (03/26/2013) [-]
you ******* asshole
#15 - thefloppinater (03/25/2013) [-]
>google images
>brown recluse spider bite
>nope
#34 - boredomavenger (03/25/2013) [-]
makes me glad I moved out of the habitable range of these ******* , they can't mess with me up in Michigan!
#58 to #34 - fancys ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Really? I have a pet one in Wisconsin. His name is Klaus.
You might want to move to Antarctica, or Greenland friend.
#41 to #34 - toiletworshipper (03/25/2013) [-]
false....they have been known to live in the warmer areas of michigan....ik cuz i live

<---- here
#49 to #41 - boredomavenger (03/25/2013) [-]
I looked up a map of the brown recluse's habitation zone and it ends at about southern illinois/ohio. In the 6 years that I've lived in Michigan I have not once seen a brown recluse, so I'm going to have to respectfully ask you for proof to back your statement
#65 to #49 - saxong (03/26/2013) [-]
I live in northern IL, pretty much Chicago. They're here, they're probably by you too, in fact, why not go spray raid in every darkened corner and shoe.
#53 to #49 - toiletworshipper (03/25/2013) [-]
well, evidently i was wrong, i was told by a family friend tat he had a nest of them in his house....apparantly he lied, and even though u called me out on it, i respectfully thank you for being respectful and not an asshole about it...i had false information, and after some much needed research, i was proven wrong.
<--- mfw.

anyway, i wasnt completley wrong, i did read that in one instance, a few of them were found in a "heated warehouse in flint". but that doesnt really count, i know.
User avatar #39 - snerus (03/25/2013) [-]
By day his name is Dr. Jekyll, but at night he becomes Mr. Hide.
#8 - franticorb (03/25/2013) [-]
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#19 to #8 - mockichii (03/25/2013) [-]
The last 2 are horrifying.
The last 2 are horrifying.
#54 to #8 - babyanalraper (03/25/2013) [-]
NEVER AGAIN
#23 to #8 - seffo (03/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #12 to #8 - bitchplzzz (03/25/2013) [-]
Did that guy let himself get bitten for science reasons, or did he get bitten and said, **** it, ill take pictures for the **** of it
User avatar #62 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Brown recluses and Black widows have recently been mating in the wild (not forced or in a lab), making more deadly hybrids. My Biology teacher told us this when we were talking about insects and breeding different species. Apparently, they're related close enough to mate and create Black recluses/Brown widows. Also, all 3 are in my area.

****
#66 to #62 - lordnerevar (03/26/2013) [-]
Proof?
Proof?
User avatar #67 to #66 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
the spiders, or my location?
User avatar #68 to #67 - lordnerevar (03/26/2013) [-]
The horrifying offspring of death and decay, please.
#71 to #68 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
I'll ask my bio teacher for where he learned it.
I found this though. The venom is more potent drop for drop, but it doesn't inject as much as a black widow.
User avatar #69 to #62 - doctorwhooves (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that was the plot to Arachnaphobia.
User avatar #77 to #62 - thesovereigngrave (03/26/2013) [-]
Black Widows and Brown Recluses aren't closely related at all. They're about as distantly related as two organisms can be and still both be spiders.
#64 to #62 - desacabose ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
oh hell no
#31 - imortalpig (03/25/2013) [-]
Past year Iv found about 6 of these things around my house, bathtub, kitchen, scares the living hell out of me when I see them. The pictures man...
Past year Iv found about 6 of these things around my house, bathtub, kitchen, scares the living hell out of me when I see them. The pictures man...
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User avatar #7 to #2 - lethargick (03/25/2013) [-]
my apartment was infested with them. it was hard to sleep without saran wrapping my entire body
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#10 to #9 - lethargick (03/25/2013) [-]
we did eventually. but i good god was that a terrifying couple weeks
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User avatar #4 - landartheconqueror (03/25/2013) [-]
******* brown recluse spiders...

can you imagine his spider powers? criminals would be ******
User avatar #6 to #4 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
" ******* brown recluse spiders"

Pretty sure there's a doujin about that.
#13 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
Googled it. Became terrified. Found out it's range doesn't extend outside the US. Panic over.
User avatar #16 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/25/2013) [-]
you have worse things though than that out side the us
User avatar #46 to #16 - infedel ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
you obviously have yet to see a camel spider
User avatar #57 to #46 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/25/2013) [-]
Well like the anon said, "camel spiders are outside the US"
#52 to #46 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
Camel spiders are outside the US
#59 to #13 - conwadconwad (03/25/2013) [-]
I live in BC, Canada and they're all over the ******* place
#33 - forevertrombone (03/25/2013) [-]
I got bit by one when I was 14, but luckily it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
User avatar #55 to #33 - chezburgadominator (03/25/2013) [-]
Is...is that your ass?
User avatar #82 to #55 - forevertrombone (03/26/2013) [-]
It's my upper thigh.
#60 - skinless (03/25/2013) [-]
i ******* hate these things, where i live they are really small so you won't notice them till there really close
#27 - harryblazer (03/25/2013) [-]
does anyone have the scientifically accurate spider man video?
User avatar #17 - reaperssprint (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm surprised so many people haven't heard of a brown recluse. It's venom literally kills your tissue cells, and well just look below for the result.
#63 - desacabose ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
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