Brown Recluse. Ashler. BETTIN y A. My brother got bit by a brown recluse, he has a divot in his leg about as wide around as a soda can, he's going to get a spiderweb tattoo over it with a spider
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#75 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
I've been bitten by a black widow and just got a bad fever.

I've been bitten by a brown recluse and went to the hospital and survived.

You won't die from a bite from either unless you're very young, very old, or are some kind of cultist he refuses to acknowledge modern medicine and hospitals.

And before one of you ******* mentions American healthcare, a hospital isn't going to turn you away when you have poison in your ******* blood.
User avatar #78 to #75 - garymuthafuknoak (03/26/2013) [-]
did you at least go to the hospital when you got bit by the black widow? or could you not afford it? lol going to the hospital would probably be the most logical thing
User avatar #80 to #78 - gmarrox ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
i did, and they checked me out and said that at my age and health it would be more cost effective to just ride it out.
User avatar #74 - ICEDgrunge (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* glad I got the **** out of the southern states where the Brown Recluse and Black Widow can actually ******* co-exist.
User avatar #73 - guymandude (03/26/2013) [-]
Every year I consider moving down south, to avoid the winter and be able to live where it's warm almost 365 days a year.

And then I remember these ******* and thank every god that ever existed that I was born in the Northeast.
#72 - lukchy (03/26/2013) [-]
i feel more secure when i saw this picture
#63 - desacabose ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 - mlpokeyuan (03/26/2013) [-]
Brown recluses and Black widows have recently been mating in the wild (not forced or in a lab), making more deadly hybrids. My Biology teacher told us this when we were talking about insects and breeding different species. Apparently, they're related close enough to mate and create Black recluses/Brown widows. Also, all 3 are in my area.

User avatar #77 to #62 - thesovereigngrave (03/26/2013) [-]
Black Widows and Brown Recluses aren't closely related at all. They're about as distantly related as two organisms can be and still both be spiders.
User avatar #69 to #62 - doctorwhooves (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that was the plot to Arachnaphobia.
#66 to #62 - lordnerevar (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - mlpokeyuan (03/26/2013) [-]
the spiders, or my location?
User avatar #68 to #67 - lordnerevar (03/26/2013) [-]
The horrifying offspring of death and decay, please.
#71 to #68 - mlpokeyuan (03/26/2013) [-]
I'll ask my bio teacher for where he learned it.
I found this though. The venom is more potent drop for drop, but it doesn't inject as much as a black widow.
#64 to #62 - desacabose ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
oh hell no
#60 - skinless (03/25/2013) [-]
i ******* hate these things, where i live they are really small so you won't notice them till there really close
User avatar #51 - laspussy (03/25/2013) [-]
and then he bites all his enemies to death
#45 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
If a small one can cause just enough damage, just imagine if someone was actually to inherit powers from that little **** .
No more criminals.
User avatar #39 - snerus (03/25/2013) [-]
By day his name is Dr. Jekyll, but at night he becomes Mr. Hide.
User avatar #38 - thesovereigngrave (03/25/2013) [-]
Looking through the comments, I only have this to say.

Really glad these things aren't aggressive.
User avatar #50 to #38 - masdercheef (03/25/2013) [-]
I think I have a few of them lurking in the corners of the stairway leading to my basement. Not sure where they went, though... But yeah, I'm real glad that they aren't like wasps or something.
User avatar #37 - davisdamen (03/25/2013) [-]
got bit by one when i was about 7 or 8
now i have a little circle of skin with nothing under it
User avatar #40 to #37 - mayormilkman (03/25/2013) [-]
"under it"
I think you mean that there's nothing on the skin there like hair, right?
User avatar #42 to #40 - davisdamen (03/25/2013) [-]
there's no hair growing from it and you can't feel any muscle directly under the little spot
User avatar #43 to #42 - mayormilkman (03/25/2013) [-]
That doesn't sound good.
User avatar #44 to #43 - davisdamen (03/25/2013) [-]
eh, about 12 or 13 years later, i've done fine so far
plus it's just a small little circle (almost a perfect circle), about 1/2 inch in diameter
User avatar #36 - theuglypanda (03/25/2013) [-]
My mom was bitten by one of those bastards back when I was eight.
Instant arachnophobia right there
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#34 - boredomavenger (03/25/2013) [-]
makes me glad I moved out of the habitable range of these ******* , they can't mess with me up in Michigan!
#58 to #34 - fancys (03/25/2013) [-]
Really? I have a pet one in Wisconsin. His name is Klaus.
You might want to move to Antarctica, or Greenland friend.
#41 to #34 - toiletworshipper (03/25/2013) [-]
false....they have been known to live in the warmer areas of michigan....ik cuz i live

<---- here
#49 to #41 - boredomavenger (03/25/2013) [-]
I looked up a map of the brown recluse's habitation zone and it ends at about southern illinois/ohio. In the 6 years that I've lived in Michigan I have not once seen a brown recluse, so I'm going to have to respectfully ask you for proof to back your statement
#65 to #49 - saxong (03/26/2013) [-]
I live in northern IL, pretty much Chicago. They're here, they're probably by you too, in fact, why not go spray raid in every darkened corner and shoe.
#53 to #49 - toiletworshipper (03/25/2013) [-]
well, evidently i was wrong, i was told by a family friend tat he had a nest of them in his house....apparantly he lied, and even though u called me out on it, i respectfully thank you for being respectful and not an ******* about it...i had false information, and after some much needed research, i was proven wrong.
<--- mfw.

anyway, i wasnt completley wrong, i did read that in one instance, a few of them were found in a "heated warehouse in flint". but that doesnt really count, i know.
#33 - forevertrombone (03/25/2013) [-]
I got bit by one when I was 14, but luckily it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
User avatar #55 to #33 - chezburgadominator (03/25/2013) [-] that your ass?
User avatar #82 to #55 - forevertrombone (03/26/2013) [-]
It's my upper thigh.
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#31 - imortalpig (03/25/2013) [-]
Past year Iv found about 6 of these things around my house, bathtub, kitchen, scares the living hell out of me when I see them. The pictures man...
Past year Iv found about 6 of these things around my house, bathtub, kitchen, scares the living hell out of me when I see them. The pictures man...
User avatar #30 - Furubatsu (03/25/2013) [-]
The comments alone could make up the morbid channel
User avatar #28 - dlman (03/25/2013) [-]
Well... you COULD leave the source as well...

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