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IT'S LAMP SELLIN TIME

IT'S LAMP SELLIN TIME. Don't look at the tags. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol Question to discuss: stranger

Don't look at the tags

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
stranger 1 must sell a lamp to stranger
You: LOL
Stranger: Tes
You: Bitch
You: HOLD
You: THE ****
You: UP
You: THIS AIN' T ND ORDINARY LAMP
Stranger: Uh.. Sorry?
Stranger: Cih.... Kay?
You: This **** is a ******* Billy Mays Caps Lamp 9500
You: **** is BRIGHT
You: 100 Watt?
Stranger: That' s nice....
You: Try THOUSAND WATT, BEYETCH
You: **** will LIGHT THE PLACE UP like *******
CHRISTMAS
You: (SIN THE FOURTH ACULY
Stranger: But does it come in blue'?
Stranger: I really want blue
You: ***** , IT CAMES IN ******* (BITTER
TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TD
You: Just hook it up via ************* USB and it will
to your standard, if you have an account on
the Billy Mays websites
Stranger: I WILL BUY THIS LAMP
You: DAMN ****** RIGHT
Stranger: CUZ IT' S ******* AWESOME
You: GUESS WHAT IT CASTS YOU UP IN THIS
BITCH!?
You: MATHA
You: *******
Stranger: NAME THE PRICE
You: S PAYMENTS
You:
You: BUT HOLD THE PHONE
CC) CANUCKER
You: Call this ******* RIGHT ******* NOW
You: And we' ll DDABLE THE ******* DEFER
9500 GT' S FDR THE PRICE CINE!
You: People walk past yo house and be like
You: DAYUM, ***** BRIGHT
Stranger: DH ****
Stranger: THAT' S SCEME INTENSE ****
You: TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:
You: How bright IS it?
You: ***** , THIS **** IS SC) BRIGHT, THE
PREDIC) USLY STATED SCENARIO WOULD HAPPEN
IF THEY WAS IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT
You: Just when you thought it couldn' t get ANY
******* BETTER:
You: This piece of **** lamp will REPEL *******
SPIDERS
You: ND
You: MC)
You: SCARY ASS ****
You: IN YD BASEMENT
Stranger: Dmff I' m actually crying in laughing so hard
You: LET' S GET YOU SIGNED THE **** UP
You: Good, I aim to please.
Stranger: You' re too funny heheh
Stranger: I' m sold
Your partner has disconnected.
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#16 - ibashfunnyjunk (03/25/2013) [-]
it didnt pay off for me.. we sex now?
User avatar #1 - pabloch (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm interested, but I'm still confused as to what color otter testicles are
User avatar #11 to #1 - nagafever (03/25/2013) [-]
blue
User avatar #15 to #1 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
they really do have porn of everything. i looked up "male otter" and there was a cartoon porn of otters.
User avatar #18 to #15 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
"cartoon porn of otters"

Why am I not surprised? fckin internet
User avatar #42 to #18 - taxation ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Dude. You want to not be surprised at anything, take a gander at You need to login to view this link
They're the go-to site for R34 as far as I'm concerned.
And uh... I'm only concerned for scientific reasons of course. Yeah.
#40 to #18 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
Goddamn furries, amiright?
#45 to #40 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
You're goddamn right
#47 to #45 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
I mean... like... they should all just... yiff in hell. Right?
#52 to #47 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
Do you know what yiff is?
Do you know what yiff is?
User avatar #55 to #52 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
it's the sound foxes make during mating
Also the staple "horny sound" of furries. >.>

I ******* LOVE that movie.
User avatar #56 to #55 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
Well you're correct, so you see why your sentence is wrong? "All furries should horny in hell" Nope.

I don't know what movie it is but I like the gif...
User avatar #59 to #56 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
but yiffing is also a furry synonym and verb for ******* . c:

it's The Princess Bride from 1987, great movie.
User avatar #61 to #59 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
Acording to the urban dictionary, it's furry lingo for ******* in real life, with another member of the community
User avatar #63 to #61 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
Urban Dictionary is at all times to be taken with a ship-load of salt.
Okay okay, it refers to a furry ******* another furry if you want to be nitpicky.
#73 to #63 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
Nitpicky is my second name
User avatar #74 to #73 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
I like you, I really do
#78 to #76 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
you get out of here, you...
User avatar #79 to #78 - lunargreenhouse (03/25/2013) [-]
I will never.
I will punish you.
For that pic.
Fiveever.
User avatar #82 to #79 - pabloch (03/26/2013) [-]
I agree with foxxywithpaws, the otter balls pic was seen from miles away, mr blind guy
User avatar #83 to #82 - foxxywithpaws (03/26/2013) [-]
It's okay, he's a buddy of mine, and gay but he doesn't know that yet. c:
User avatar #84 to #83 - pabloch (03/26/2013) [-]
So you're friends with Mr Blind Guy? He seems chill.
User avatar #85 to #84 - foxxywithpaws (03/26/2013) [-]
He can't see anything because he's in the closet. :P
Probably not true, but I like to tease him with it

But yeah, we're friends
User avatar #81 to #79 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
You should've expected it!
User avatar #48 to #1 - funnyjunktitan (03/25/2013) [-]
And i'm terrified to look at the replies
User avatar #50 to #48 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
Don't worry, it's just one picture of otter balls, the rest is a mention about gay porn...
User avatar #51 to #50 - funnyjunktitan (03/25/2013) [-]
Why did I look at your comment, all it's done is made me look at god damned otter testicles
User avatar #53 to #51 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
Did you get to the part were we talk about gay porn? get to the part were we talk about gay porn
User avatar #60 to #53 - funnyjunktitan (03/25/2013) [-]
Why are athletic, hairy men called otters?
User avatar #80 to #60 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
Same reason why burly, hairy men are called "bears".
User avatar #4 to #1 - traelos (03/25/2013) [-]
They're like beaver balls except ************* BRIGHTER.
User avatar #5 to #4 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
shut up and take my money
User avatar #8 to #1 - thisusernameisalie (03/25/2013) [-]
What else, except Otter colored?
#21 to #1 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
They're between a healthy chestnut and dark chocolate.
User avatar #22 to #21 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
I was sure someone at one point would post otter balls, but I didn't think it would take this long...
User avatar #23 to #22 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
When I typed in "otter balls" I didn't expect THAT much gay porn. Maybe that was what scared people from posting them.
User avatar #44 to #23 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
Wha... wait... gay porn or furry porn? why am I asking?
#46 to #44 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
No, actual gay porn.
athletic, hairy guys are apparently known as "otters"
#49 to #46 - pabloch (03/25/2013) [-]
OMFG WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING
OMFG WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING
#54 to #49 - foxxywithpaws (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm bi, but not bi for hairy guys
User avatar #39 to #21 - andrewolfzoom (03/25/2013) [-]
that's a good color i would buy that lamp
#9 - tenthdivine (03/25/2013) [-]
decided to try it.. this guy..
#20 - freakyorange ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
...I give up.
#38 - ledhendrix ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
"			*****		, IT COMES IN 			*******		 OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TO"   
   
   
   
   
   
   
I want that lamp
" ***** , IT COMES IN ******* OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TO"






I want that lamp
#37 - drdiddly (03/25/2013) [-]
"NO MO SCARY ASS **** IN YO BASEMENT!"
#17 - bananamilkshake (03/25/2013) [-]
**bananamilkshake rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at wut ** funniest **** in a while
User avatar #14 - neoncookie (03/25/2013) [-]
When learning the colours of the rainbow ; Red and yellow and pink and OTTER TESTICLES
#2 - callmemuffin (03/24/2013) [-]
>stranger 2's face when
>stranger 2's face when
#30 to #2 - vampireinarm (03/25/2013) [-]
I dont know if i would like otter testicle's color
#43 - moevleboevle (03/25/2013) [-]
I want this lamp!
I want this lamp!
#3 - johnpoppy (03/25/2013) [-]
I tried it... This was the result... WTF
#66 - kronosowns (03/25/2013) [-]
How it actually went down
User avatar #41 - TarnRazor (03/25/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is hilariously good today
User avatar #19 - matttmoss (03/25/2013) [-]
*sigh* and I thought this was legit a while back ago www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4327498/How+to+sell+a+lamp/
#26 - ninex (03/25/2013) [-]
My try .. these guys were boring as ****
User avatar #32 to #26 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
http://www.geekalerts.com/u/usb-sheep-lamp2.jpg
I won't even try to type the other thing
#58 to #32 - jtblip ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
My guess is it's a five dollar bill
User avatar #62 to #58 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
This assumption will do. Take that, ninex!
#65 to #62 - ninex (03/25/2013) [-]
Nope, it was not 5$ bill.
Nope, it was not 5$ bill.
#69 to #65 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
#34 to #32 - ninex (03/25/2013) [-]
Then you will never found out what was it.
Then you will never found out what was it.
#35 to #34 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 to #35 - ninex (03/25/2013) [-]
Then you better start typing.
Then you better start typing.
User avatar #77 - amusingtoaster (03/25/2013) [-]
I changed it to a bed.

Stranger 1: Buy my bed or I will cheese grate off all of your skin.
Stranger 2: My god, you're really aggressive
Stranger 1: This is how friendships are made
Stranger 2: as a matter of fact i am looking to buy a bed
Stranger 2: I will pay a good price
Stranger 2: one dollar
Stranger 1: Sold!
Stranger 2: now gimme that bed
Stranger 2: YAY
Stranger 1: I'm not that aggressive by the way. I can barely stab my straw into my Capri sun
Stranger 2: oh I see. You're a very good actor
Stranger 1: Thank you. Kristen Stewart, I am not. lol
Stranger 2: praise be with you
Stranger 1: And also with you!
Stranger 1 has disconnected
#75 - catdogdora (03/25/2013) [-]
i found OP
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