IT'S LAMP SELLIN TIME. Don't look at the tags. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol Question to discuss: stranger  you had one job

IT'S LAMP SELLIN TIME

Don't look at the tags

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
stranger 1 must sell a lamp to stranger
You: LOL
Stranger: Tes
You: Bitch
You: HOLD
You: THE ****
You: UP
You: THIS AIN' T ND ORDINARY LAMP
Stranger: Uh.. Sorry?
Stranger: Cih.... Kay?
You: This **** is a ******* Billy Mays Caps Lamp 9500
You: **** is BRIGHT
You: 100 Watt?
Stranger: That' s nice....
You: Try THOUSAND WATT, BEYETCH
You: **** will LIGHT THE PLACE UP like *******
CHRISTMAS
You: (SIN THE FOURTH ACULY
Stranger: But does it come in blue'?
Stranger: I really want blue
You: ***** , IT CAMES IN ******* (BITTER
TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TD
You: Just hook it up via ************* USB and it will
to your standard, if you have an account on
the Billy Mays websites
Stranger: I WILL BUY THIS LAMP
You: DAMN ****** RIGHT
Stranger: CUZ IT' S ******* AWESOME
You: GUESS WHAT IT CASTS YOU UP IN THIS
BITCH!?
You: MATHA
You: *******
Stranger: NAME THE PRICE
You: S PAYMENTS
You:
You: BUT HOLD THE PHONE
CC) CANUCKER
You: Call this ******* RIGHT ******* NOW
You: And we' ll DDABLE THE ******* DEFER
9500 GT' S FDR THE PRICE CINE!
You: People walk past yo house and be like
You: DAYUM, ***** BRIGHT
Stranger: DH ****
Stranger: THAT' S SCEME INTENSE ****
You: TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:
You: How bright IS it?
You: ***** , THIS **** IS SC) BRIGHT, THE
PREDIC) USLY STATED SCENARIO WOULD HAPPEN
IF THEY WAS IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT
You: Just when you thought it couldn' t get ANY
******* BETTER:
You: This piece of **** lamp will REPEL *******
SPIDERS
You: ND
You: MC)
You: SCARY ASS ****
You: IN YD BASEMENT
Stranger: Dmff I' m actually crying in laughing so hard
You: LET' S GET YOU SIGNED THE **** UP
You: Good, I aim to please.
Stranger: You' re too funny heheh
Stranger: I' m sold
Your partner has disconnected.
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#16 - ibashfunnyjunk (03/25/2013) [-]
it didnt pay off for me.. we sex now?
User avatar #1 - pabloch (03/24/2013) [+] (40 replies)
I'm interested, but I'm still confused as to what color otter testicles are
#9 - tenthdivine (03/25/2013) [-]
decided to try it.. this guy..
#20 - freakyorange (03/25/2013) [-]
...I give up.
#38 - ledhendrix ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
"						*****					, IT COMES IN 						*******					 OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TO"   
   
   
   
   
   
   
I want that lamp
" ***** , IT COMES IN ******* OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TO"






I want that lamp
#37 - drdiddly (03/25/2013) [-]
"NO MO SCARY ASS **** IN YO BASEMENT!"
#17 - bananamilkshake (03/25/2013) [-]
**bananamilkshake rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at wut ** funniest **** in a while
User avatar #14 - neoncookie (03/25/2013) [-]
When learning the colours of the rainbow ; Red and yellow and pink and OTTER TESTICLES
#3 - johnpoppy (03/25/2013) [-]
I tried it... This was the result... WTF
#2 - callmemuffin (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>stranger 2's face when
>stranger 2's face when
#43 - moevleboevle (03/25/2013) [-]
I want this lamp!
I want this lamp!
#66 - kronosowns (03/25/2013) [-]
How it actually went down
User avatar #41 - TarnRazor (03/25/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is hilariously good today
#26 - ninex (03/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
My try .. these guys were boring as ****
#58 to #32 - jtblip ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
My guess is it's a five dollar bill
User avatar #19 - matttmoss (03/25/2013) [-]
*sigh* and I thought this was legit a while back ago www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4327498/How+to+sell+a+lamp/
User avatar #57 - icanhazbitches (03/25/2013) [-]
...Jaboody Dubs mother ****** .
#31 - calviniswhite (03/25/2013) [-]
i lost my 						****					 at, its like christmas on the fourth of july!
i lost my **** at, its like christmas on the fourth of july!
User avatar #27 - princessderpy (03/25/2013) [-]
best repost.
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