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I saw El documentary was all .
jovial, of course Scientology is at
I thaught. "At apposed In . 7"
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#143 - thebigcountry (03/25/2013) [-]
I grow very tired of the same question being debated by the same people who will not waver in their same opinions they have in the same website they all share....
#129 - thebritishguy (03/25/2013) [-]
atheism in one picture
#128 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
inb4 angry atheists
inb4 angry christians
inb4 sued
Too late
I hate all religions and beliefs
I am a giant hypocrite
#124 - comeforthelaughs (03/25/2013) [-]
EXACTLY!
EXACTLY!
User avatar #123 - mayormilkman (03/25/2013) [-]
Didn't Hubbard say he made it all up? I'm sure that's what this is referring to.
#122 - sirbutterballs (03/25/2013) [-]
MFW angry christian/ angry atheist ********** in the comments
#113 - stratosrider (03/25/2013) [-]
**stratosrider rolls 30**
#120 to #114 - icametocomment (03/25/2013) [-]
**icametocomment rolls 08** Let's see who has the better version.
#121 to #120 - icametocomment (03/25/2013) [-]
Neither of us, apparently.
User avatar #133 to #121 - kingarturi ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
what do you put if you roll dubs?
#145 to #133 - kingarturi ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
**kingarturi rolls 87** let me try
#146 to #145 - kingarturi ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
guess not.
#142 to #133 - icametocomment (03/25/2013) [-]
Never had a chance to use it, though.
Never had a chance to use it, though.
#131 to #121 - sorenlolz ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
**sorenlolz rolls 13**
User avatar #147 to #132 - edzero (03/29/2013) [-]
**edzero rolls 62**
You guys did it all wrong....
User avatar #109 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
This is the first time I thought this guy was funny.
#104 - annaisocoolike (03/25/2013) [-]
my main man Richard Dawkins
User avatar #87 - gaiya (03/25/2013) [-]
after death, prove me wrong atheist.
User avatar #118 to #87 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof. Prove to me there isn't a ghost elephant haunting your big toe.
User avatar #137 to #118 - gaiya (03/25/2013) [-]
see #136
User avatar #136 to #118 - gaiya (03/25/2013) [-]
It's not a coincidence if the facts are there... which I've shared, in a few replies... which you have avoided responding directly to. I have given you hard evidence (which you have aske for) all extracted from the quran - which of not one word been changed for more than 1400 years - if you dont believe me..do your research, and look in any quran..cross reference with as many copies as you like and try to come up with a difference. That alone is proof enough for me that there is an afterlife, and that God does exist.
User avatar #141 to #136 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
I replied to every piece of "evidence" you showed. What are you talking about?
#96 to #87 - drackmore (03/25/2013) [-]
Thats not how science works. you want to say something exists you need to prove it not the reverse.
User avatar #110 to #96 - gaiya (03/25/2013) [-]
In the Holy Quran, God speaks about the stages of man’s embryonic development:

“We created man from an extract of clay. Then We made him as a drop in a place of settlement, firmly fixed. Then We made the drop into an alaqah (leech, suspended thing, and blood clot), then We made the alaqah into a mudghah (chewed substance).“ -Noble Quran, 23:12-14

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User avatar #119 to #110 - fuzzyballs (03/25/2013) [-]
the Earth was made using the remains of a giant, who was encased in ice before a huge spacecow ****** him free

prove me wrong
User avatar #116 to #110 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
See comment #115.
User avatar #107 to #96 - gaiya (03/25/2013) [-]
According to this theory the entire universe was a compact ball of hot swirling gases. Every Galaxy, star, planet, comet and planetary dust (EVERYTHING) was included in this single unit. Later, this single unit was subjected to a massive and tremendous explosion that was caused by the enormity of the existing forces of magnanimous proportions within itself. This explosion is termed as the Big Bang by the scientists.

I am very sure that you knew all this in your high school itself. But what is so amazing is that this theory was proposed only in 1927 while the Quran had it already 1400 years ago.

Check this out: -

“Have not the unbelievers ever considered that the skies and the earth were once one mass, then We split them asunder?” noble Quran 21:30 (Malik Translation)

User avatar #115 to #107 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
In every religion, you can draw vague parallels. A lot of things are written in holy books and a lot of scientific facts exists. Coincidences are no longer coincidences when you have so many factors. There's a low chance of winning the lottery, yet a lot of people have won. Why? Because a lot of people play.
#105 to #96 - gaiya (03/25/2013) [-]
A mosque still stands amidst the rubble of collapsed buildings in this aerial view of a neighborhood in the western Turkish town of Golcuk, 60 miles east of Istanbul, August 19, 1999. The death toll from western Turkey's worst recorded earthquake surpassed 6,000, as hope waned of finding any of the thousands still missing under the mountains of rubble
A mosque still stands amidst the rubble of collapsed buildings in this aerial view of a neighborhood in the western Turkish town of Golcuk, 60 miles east of Istanbul, August 19, 1999. The death toll from western Turkey's worst recorded earthquake surpassed 6,000, as hope waned of finding any of the thousands still missing under the mountains of rubble
User avatar #112 to #105 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
But other mosques have been destroyed in natural disasters. You could point out a McDonald's that survived a disaster. Doesn't mean God loves burgers, just means there are a lot of McDonald's and a lot of natural disasters, crunch the statistics and it's unlikely for a few of them NOT to survive.
User avatar #117 to #103 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
And a lot of Jesuses and Maries show up on toast. Doesn't mean those religions are true either.
User avatar #100 to #96 - gaiya (03/25/2013) [-]
it's called "faith"
User avatar #111 to #100 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
It's called "fear of death."
User avatar #138 to #111 - gaiya (03/25/2013) [-]
So you believe that your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents exist even though you've never met them?
#140 to #138 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
I see where you are going with this. I can not say with 100% certainty there isn't a God. I think their probably isn't one, but to believe that there is a God is not stupid. Believing in a religion is what is stupid.
"The universe must have come from somewhere."
"Well, it could have been a random act, or a cause from an effect outside our universe other than a God, but sure."
"Let say the cause is God."
"It's possible."
"So then everything written in this very old book is true. And if you say otherwise you go to Hell."
"...what?"

You can make a semi-logical argument that there has to be a God. But there is no logical argument to assume that your religion, among the thousands, is true, or that any of them are true.
#80 - sloot (03/25/2013) [-]
LOL OMFG LOLOLOLOLOL THIS ******* GUY....LET ME TELL YOU... SO ORIGINAL...SO FUNNY...HE DESERVES AN AWARD FOR HIS ABILITY TO SAY THE SAME ****** POMPOUS ATHEIST JOKES THAT ARE NEVER FUNNY...OMG THIS GUY IS THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN ALIVE... **** ME HE IS TOO FUNNY. SOMEONE REPOST ALL OF HIS TERRIBLE JOKES SO I CAN LAUGH EVEN MORE
User avatar #84 to #80 - leanonwut (03/25/2013) [-]
chill out bruh it's a joke not a dick
don't take it so hard
#86 to #84 - sloot (03/25/2013) [-]
there is at least 5 LOLOLOLOL ATHEISTS IS SO SMARTER THAN CHRIST FAG jokes every week and absolutely no one gives a **** except the cancerous 10% of hipster atheist fags that think being atheist is another reason their intellect is over 9000
#127 to #86 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
"hipster atheist".    
   
I'm sorry, what?
"hipster atheist".

I'm sorry, what?
#134 to #127 - sloot (03/25/2013) [-]
You know the small amount of douche lord Atheists kids that think they are superior to all Religious people and by being an Atheist they are automatically Wizards of the arts of Math and Science. Pretty much the huge ******* that make the rest of Atheists look bad.. same the "doesn't matter because god did it" religious people that dont care how anything in life works
#135 to #134 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #89 to #86 - leanonwut (03/25/2013) [-]
Yeah and there are hundreds of reposts every week but I don't see that changing either so shut up and take it you whore.
#91 to #89 - sloot (03/25/2013) [-]
good logic... Atheists have become bigger douches than the Bronies used to be on this site
User avatar #92 to #91 - leanonwut (03/25/2013) [-]
>implying I'm an atheist
#95 to #92 - sloot (03/25/2013) [-]
I never called you and Atheists I definitely just said Atheist in general are huge douche canoes on this site
User avatar #97 to #95 - leanonwut (03/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say most atheists are ******** , I just think the ******** for some reason have a bigger voice. Same goes for some religious people too. Like WBC
#101 to #97 - sloot (03/25/2013) [-]
I definitely don't stereotype. I reiterate from my above comment that the cancerous 10% of hipster atheist fags are the problem. But that can be true for every group. Black people have the ******* that make them look bad. gay people have flamboyant drama queens... ect. I never condemn an entire group do to the actions of a small group of *********
User avatar #102 to #101 - leanonwut (03/25/2013) [-]
Yep. Always a few stupid people in every race and religion.
#88 to #86 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
and then, if someone posts an anti-atheist content everybody will flip the **** out
#94 to #88 - sloot (03/25/2013) [-]
lol yeah they flip out because apparently every morning when an Atheist wakes up in the morning the moment he/she slides out of bed Christ-fags are constantly pressuring them to be religious. They can't pour a bowl of cereal without a reverend busting into the kitchen and shoving a bible in their faces. Then they have to get on Funny Junk and see 0 pro-religion post? like omg they have a right to be pompous douche bags
#77 - snakefire ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
You people see an enlightened thinker,


all i see is an elitist atheist.
#82 to #77 - daspopo (03/25/2013) [-]
That's Jimmy Carr. He is very much an elitist atheist. You were attempting to insult him or what?

But what is worse, being right about something and obnoxious about it, or being wrong and obnoxious about it?
#83 to #82 - snakefire ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm not saying anyone is right or wrong because nobody on this planet can prove **** .

I'm not obnoxious about my religion, why should he be about his lack of one?
#73 - eight (03/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #71 - SunshineCabbage (03/25/2013) [-]
******* love Jimmy Carr.
Saw him live, and don't think I've laughed harder before in my life, and he's just a generally nice guy to chat with.
#68 - lemongrabble (03/25/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 love Jimmy Carr
I ******* love Jimmy Carr
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#64 - crazyeyedbioll (03/25/2013) [-]
You sure showed those religious people! all over the world they are suddenly realizing how wrong they are and are fearing your edgyness and originality.
User avatar #76 to #64 - rho (03/25/2013) [-]
Because you're a paragon of wit.
#79 to #76 - crazyeyedbioll (03/25/2013) [-]
Did I say I was?
#85 to #79 - daspopo (03/25/2013) [-]
No, but your repeating of every other post here and trying to play it off as your own implies you think you are, but are just as unoriginal as everyone else.
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