What Seems to Be The Problem Ma'am/Sir. Found on BuzzFeed.. Im bankrupt .. these problems are not for me . my air condition broked colon parenthese
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#8 - samoaspider (03/24/2013) [-]
this post is so white if we'd turn it into a man, it wouldn't know how to dance
this post is so white if we'd turn it into a man, it wouldn't know how to dance
#12 to #8 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Nah. I think it's black, so it better be careful on Tiger's yacht because if it falls off it'll drown.
#1 - tacomanofthenorth (03/24/2013) [-]
Im bankrupt .. these problems are not for me .
Im bankrupt .. these problems are not for me .
#45 to #1 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
could someone please expllain the heroine one? i know it was used for pain rellief but that was decades ago!
User avatar #107 to #1 - dayasalion (03/25/2013) [-]
>bankrupt
>has internet and computer
>wasting his time on an image board instead of trying to figure **** out
User avatar #125 to #107 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
>as if spending 30 minutes possibly before bed is wasting time
>as if you have any clue what you're talking about

Seriously, your comment is useless.
I don't think anyone that is bankrupt spends every waking minute sucking cock for cash.
User avatar #148 to #125 - admiralen ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
well, obviously dayasalion does
#105 to #1 - errdayimfjing (03/25/2013) [-]
Here.. take this :)
Here.. take this :)
#26 to #1 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
Is that...Dr. Horrible? *gasp*

You good sir, are for more classier than anything money can buy. That is true taste.
#4 - dafunkad (03/24/2013) [-]
I prefer little spoons
#136 to #4 - gazim (03/25/2013) [-]
me too
#141 to #4 - feffog (03/25/2013) [-]
Little spoons are all dirty
have to use a huge one
#75 to #4 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
same
#5 to #4 - thefasrdog (03/24/2013) [-]
Dude...Me too.
Dude...Me too.
User avatar #6 to #4 - nicoquitemad (03/24/2013) [-]
like medium sized ones...
User avatar #96 to #4 - deezknuts (03/25/2013) [-]
I prefer little spoons for ice cream

that way the ice cream suffers longer
#57 - elatedmonkey (03/25/2013) [-]
You know what really rustles my jimmies? When you make a minor complaint and someone has to act all righteous and remind you that there are people less fortunate than you. It is as though they are saying that, because I don't live in poverty/have a place to live/don't have some horrible defect, I cannot comment on anything.

ex.
> The food at the dining hall is okay, but it gets really old when you eat the same thing every day.

** Yeah, but I bet those starving kids in Africa would appreciate it!**
User avatar #98 to #57 - CRosBY (03/25/2013) [-]
You know what I hate?

COMPLAINERS
#124 to #57 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
I see why you would say that
but you have to consider their perspective as well; some people take everything they posses for granted and sometimes they just need a reminder that there are others less fortunate in order to wake them up a little bit and realize to maybe think twice before complaining about the little things in life.
#97 to #57 - deezknuts (03/25/2013) [-]
Lets be a little honest with ourselves here. That is really just white people trying to make it okay to complain. The truth is, only the absolute most unfortunate person ever truly has the right to complain, and even he/she would at some point think "Maybe those other guys have it worse"   
   
In all honesty, we say that we shouldn't complain because there are kids in Africa starving, but in reality our complaints (while totally undeserved) don't do anything to HARM anyone who is suffering, they just make us look like assholes in comparison.   
   
And we all do it, everyone you see who says "Starving kids would love to eat that" or "At least your children don't have AIDS" has, probably on the same day, complained about some 			******		 first world problem that nobody in even South America would ever complain about.   
   
So honestly it is up to ourselves to understand how good we have it, if not so that we can help others (because nobody seems to be ACTUALLY doing that 			****		), perhaps simply that we can enjoy lfe a little more.
Lets be a little honest with ourselves here. That is really just white people trying to make it okay to complain. The truth is, only the absolute most unfortunate person ever truly has the right to complain, and even he/she would at some point think "Maybe those other guys have it worse"

In all honesty, we say that we shouldn't complain because there are kids in Africa starving, but in reality our complaints (while totally undeserved) don't do anything to HARM anyone who is suffering, they just make us look like assholes in comparison.

And we all do it, everyone you see who says "Starving kids would love to eat that" or "At least your children don't have AIDS" has, probably on the same day, complained about some ****** first world problem that nobody in even South America would ever complain about.

So honestly it is up to ourselves to understand how good we have it, if not so that we can help others (because nobody seems to be ACTUALLY doing that **** ), perhaps simply that we can enjoy lfe a little more.
User avatar #69 to #57 - taxation (03/25/2013) [-]
I always found it silly as a kid when my parents said "finish your food, the starving kids in Africa would be happy to eat it".
It took me a while to figure a good comeback, which sucks really, but "if they would like to eat it, then you box it up and airmail it there please, compliments of me."
That shut my parents up, but damn do I feel like an asshole reminiscing on it now.
User avatar #86 to #69 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I told my mother that when I was 5, Took all of 3 minutes to think up.
#100 to #86 - taxation (03/25/2013) [-]
Man I was not a clever child, okay?
Just...
Just lemme have this, dude. Please.
pic related, basically me age 5.
+5
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#48 - aldheim (03/25/2013) [-]
Who the **** does this?
This is a ******* corkscrew.
For corks.
God damn.
User avatar #49 to #48 - corkscrew (03/25/2013) [-]
no, I'm a corkscrew
#78 to #49 - mcbee (03/25/2013) [-]
no, you're a towel
#50 to #49 - aldheim (03/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #143 to #49 - cadencee (03/25/2013) [-]
fuuuck you should have said

"I am a cork screw and I can confirm this"

Would have been epic.
#34 - dashgamer (03/25/2013) [-]
I don't have any of these problems, but I still drink like I do.
#39 - needlessfoal (03/25/2013) [-]
********		, we all love the little spoon
******** , we all love the little spoon
User avatar #122 to #39 - andreweasley (03/25/2013) [-]
This is gonna give me nightmares for years to come.....
#27 - sweateagle (03/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #27 - deezknuts (03/25/2013) [-]
Your hand is like a brother to me
#80 - angelooo (03/25/2013) [-]
You think these are problems? Here's my story of the most frustrating day of my life (kinda long)    
   
>Me playing COD MW2 a month after it came out   
>Going for a nuke   
>1 kill away and some asshole panic stabs me with the commando perk   
>Realize he was 0-12 and his first kill was on me   
>He leaves the game after getting killed another two times   
>I rage quit game because he leaves after getting a kill on me and turn off the Xbox   
>Mom tells me to stop screaming and come eat dinner (I had a fever that day so I was already having a bad day)   
>Go to the table put a spoon full of rice in my mouth, spit it out because it's hot   
>Try to open a bottle of gatorade but I couldn't too weak from sickness   
>Manage to open it but it explodes everywhere because of the force   
>Rage even harder, go to kitchen to clean mess   
>Stub my toe on the left chair leg   
>Rage red because of the pain and start jumping violently   
>Bump into table and my plate spilling food on me and the floor   
>Rage so hard I get light headed and pass out   
>MFW before I passed out
You think these are problems? Here's my story of the most frustrating day of my life (kinda long)

>Me playing COD MW2 a month after it came out
>Going for a nuke
>1 kill away and some asshole panic stabs me with the commando perk
>Realize he was 0-12 and his first kill was on me
>He leaves the game after getting killed another two times
>I rage quit game because he leaves after getting a kill on me and turn off the Xbox
>Mom tells me to stop screaming and come eat dinner (I had a fever that day so I was already having a bad day)
>Go to the table put a spoon full of rice in my mouth, spit it out because it's hot
>Try to open a bottle of gatorade but I couldn't too weak from sickness
>Manage to open it but it explodes everywhere because of the force
>Rage even harder, go to kitchen to clean mess
>Stub my toe on the left chair leg
>Rage red because of the pain and start jumping violently
>Bump into table and my plate spilling food on me and the floor
>Rage so hard I get light headed and pass out
>MFW before I passed out
User avatar #121 to #80 - XboxJunky (03/25/2013) [-]
I haven't laughed that hard on this site in a while.
#151 to #80 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
"Mom tells me to stop screaming and com eat dinner"

These damn 12-yearolds....
#155 to #80 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
I feel the lack of a particular pasta in this story.
User avatar #104 to #80 - imaginariness (03/25/2013) [-]
Ouch bro, Sorry about all of that.
User avatar #109 to #80 - dayasalion (03/25/2013) [-]
dude, must be tough...having to play MW2? sucks bro, hope your mom buys you bf3 someday. keep your chin up.
#114 - thatguywithpants (03/25/2013) [-]
I do think that most of these can be problems for the average 1st world white guy, but using the corkscrew like that was ******* retarded!! It's a goddamn _corkscrew___ used for corks!

/rage
User avatar #23 - vegetatheprince (03/25/2013) [-]
I have the best life someone can ask for, and I still find myself depressed to the point of suicidal thoughts.

That's my personal one.
User avatar #33 to #23 - emptysuperman (03/25/2013) [-]
That made me laugh more than the content.
User avatar #36 to #23 - DrollHumor (03/25/2013) [-]
Might be a chemical imbalance.
#85 to #36 - sefercil (03/25/2013) [-]
chemicals make us who we are ._. unfortunately   
   
gotta take stuff for it every day. but at least i have ice cream :D and it does help :3
chemicals make us who we are ._. unfortunately

gotta take stuff for it every day. but at least i have ice cream :D and it does help :3
User avatar #37 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (03/25/2013) [-]
Who the **** has a Lamborghini and eats fast food?
User avatar #126 to #37 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
>driving home
>hungry
>"oh look McDonalds, should only take 2 minutes before I can eat"
It amazes me how your brain couldn't think of that.
User avatar #130 to #126 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (03/25/2013) [-]
It's called a joke
User avatar #42 to #37 - mondominiman (03/25/2013) [-]
Kids with rich parents.
User avatar #123 to #37 - andreweasley (03/25/2013) [-]
Fast car, fast food
User avatar #56 to #37 - BeardOfJesus (03/25/2013) [-]
Spent all his money on the car.
#40 to #37 - triggathepirate (03/25/2013) [-]
Don't let money change yaaaaaaa.
Don't let money change yaaaaaaa.
#102 to #40 - triggathepirate (03/25/2013) [-]
I just wonder how many people have heard the song this is also in reference to.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyk7io4DGZ4
User avatar #15 - YllekNayr (03/24/2013) [-]
That first one really bothers me. The only people that are touching that are the ones that feel they need to clean their hands.

If they need to clean their hands, their hands are dirty.

If their hands are dirty, when they push the button and nothing comes out, they stay dirty.

If the dispenser is empty, hundreds of people have used it to empty it.

The button collects the filth of hundreds of people's hands, but when you touch it, you can't sanitize it away.
User avatar #55 - lunaisbestpony (03/25/2013) [-]
my roommate just opens my twizzlers, and puts the open end towards the wall...
User avatar #112 to #55 - RipperMan ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
your roomate has about as much class as my roomate who drinks my sodas, then stashes the cans behind the microwave.
User avatar #3 - nucularwar (03/24/2013) [-]
as an office cleaner, i ALWAYS put the trash cans back where I got them
#108 - iamtheblackgoat (03/25/2013) [-]
Work at Best Buy...deal with Number 17 every freaking day
Work at Best Buy...deal with Number 17 every freaking day
#116 to #108 - bazda (03/25/2013) [-]
You ever see the greentext story about the "hoopty wagon"?
User avatar #117 to #116 - iamtheblackgoat (03/25/2013) [-]
No...share, please!
#119 to #117 - bazda (03/25/2013) [-]
copypasta'd from chanarchive.

>A pack of college students order a floor model big screen TV for their frat house.
>I wheel it out to the sportscar they arrived in.
>"Sorry guys, this won't fit. Do you know anybody with a truck?"
>They look at each other and go dead silent.
>"The Hoopty Wagon," they whisper at the same time.
>One bro pulls out his cell. "Dude. Bring the Hoopty Wagon."
>Mere moments pass before I hear the screeching of tires.
>A rusted-out Aerostar van blasts into the parking lot at 60 miles per hour.
>The fratboys start chanting "Hoopty Wagon! Hoopty Wagon! Hoopty Wagon!" as it approaches at speed.
>The van screeches to a halt at the loading dock.
>The sliding door slams open and a man leaps out with a bloody war cry of "HOOPTY WAAAAGGOOOONNNN!"
>Fratboys start leaping and hollaring in circles around me.
>Oh God I'm about to die.
>Shove the TV into the van as fast as possible.
>Realize the entire floor is missing from rust.
>Lay it down across some seats and back away quickly.
>"OK guys, you're good. You're good."
>The vanleaper leaps back in and the Hoopty Wagon peels out.
>With the spell broken, the students thank me and leave in their normal car.
>The **** just happened?
User avatar #120 to #119 - iamtheblackgoat (03/25/2013) [-]
OH YEAH, I've seen this....love it
#103 - rollcore (03/25/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Sloths **
#31 - putridgrim (03/25/2013) [-]
Woa woa woa, A submarine is definitely something to be jealous about.
User avatar #2 - arziben (03/24/2013) [-]
what kind of freaks eats his cereal with a big spoon
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