qq8. . Mimi. if birds aren' t singing and they' re screaming . they are afraid at heights. So why do my birds scream on the floor?
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User avatar #2 - andnowducks (03/24/2013) [-]
So why do my birds scream on the floor?
#50 to #2 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
User avatar #3 to #2 - furkfurk (03/24/2013) [-]
They're screaming of happiness due to being on the floor
User avatar #4 to #3 - andnowducks (03/24/2013) [-]
What about on top of my shoe?
#5 to #4 - furkfurk (03/24/2013) [-]
Well that depends on the size of your shoe
User avatar #6 to #5 - andnowducks (03/24/2013) [-]
I hate to be a kill joy, but they go on the fan, that's on the roof and don't scream/cherp.
User avatar #7 to #6 - furkfurk (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't have a good answer to that, maybe its sex thing... them fans vibrate right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - furkfurk (03/24/2013) [-]
ohhh the inside fans, I thought you meant one of them industrial fans outside on the roof .. Yeah I've got nothing
#33 - sheeplviolator (03/25/2013) [-]
What if they are talking **** about us?
#38 - mootootoo (03/25/2013) [-]
Didn't I just see a post about someone not being scared of heights?
#15 - soggytomatoe (03/25/2013) [-]
What if babies are actually extremely smart human beings, and when they talk random gibberish, they're actually telling us extremely smart things, like the cure for cancer, why asians can read minds, etc. But because their voice boxes aren't fully developed, we cant understand them. And when they cry, they're actually just really sad that we'll never understand them. Also, what if as you grow older, you actually grow more ignorant instead of actually gaining knowledge. That is why you go to school, in order to retain the knowledge that you once held as a baby.
User avatar #31 to #15 - sheeplviolator (03/25/2013) [-]
I believe there was a movie using that exact same concept but I can't remember the name. Anyone knows?
#37 to #31 - feelythefeel (03/25/2013) [-]
Baby Geniuses. Don't watch it. MFW this movie.
Baby Geniuses. Don't watch it. MFW this movie.
User avatar #40 to #15 - Dap (03/25/2013) [-]
No, because reasons.
#48 to #15 - lookatmyhouseofwax (03/25/2013) [-]
This is why we can't have nice things
This is why we can't have nice things
User avatar #17 to #15 - thisisspartah (03/25/2013) [-]
how would a baby know what everything is though, like how would it know what cancer even is?
#18 to #15 - saladtongsofdeath (03/25/2013) [-]
because then they would be able to write instead
User avatar #19 to #18 - soggytomatoe (03/25/2013) [-]
**** you let me believe
User avatar #27 to #18 - snigrog ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
i don't think babies have fine motor skills or hand eye coordination
#41 to #27 - sodapops (03/25/2013) [-]
WELL, NEITHER HAS STEPHEN HAWKING!
#28 to #27 - saladtongsofdeath (03/25/2013) [-]
listen.... if you where a genius, you would figure out a way around physical limitations.... telepathy maybe?
User avatar #29 to #28 - snigrog ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
WHAT IF BABIES ARE ACTUALLY TELEPATHIC AND CONSTANTLY TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ADULTS BUT ADULTS ARE ******* STUPID AND CAN'T PERCEIVE TELEPATHY OR SOMETHING
like the babies can't plant their thoughts inside our heads because we don't have the telepathic capacity to receive their thoughts
#23 to #15 - pankikilord (03/25/2013) [-]
Because if they were smart they'd realize we couldn't understand them for **** .
#25 to #23 - soggytomatoe (03/25/2013) [-]
Hence the reason they cry
#26 to #25 - pankikilord (03/25/2013) [-]
Whoops missed that
Whoops missed that
#12 - seleniyxoxo (03/25/2013) [-]
Actually, they are yelling "HEY LOOK AT HOW SEXY I AM! HAVE MY BABIES!!!" Because birds "sing" to attract mates
User avatar #32 to #12 - Durp (03/25/2013) [-]
And yet when I try this guys look at me like I'm some ****** up stalker.
#47 - helenwheels (03/25/2013) [-]
It troubles me greatly that when ever anyone makes a joke on tumblr some faggots always like "Get out" or "turn off the computer"
#45 - DividerOfNought (03/25/2013) [-]
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#44 - merloxbeard (03/25/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #36 - flaccidman (03/25/2013) [-]
What if people did not post retarded comments but were always just trolling?
User avatar #21 - jalthelas (03/25/2013) [-]
So then why do they sing when they're sitting on my ******* lawn?


"OH GOD, I ALMOST FELL DOWN THAT SLIGHT INCLINE! HOLY **** , I'VE GOT TO TELL SOMEBODY!"
#10 - mississippiriver (03/24/2013) [-]
if you know where its from you are awesome even if you dont you are still awesome
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User avatar #11 to #1 - Blargosnarf (03/25/2013) [-]
Is that a fat bird lady trying to commit suicide?
#42 - falconxmard (03/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - restrict (03/25/2013) [-]
then they can walk on the ******* ground.
User avatar #16 - danniegurl (03/25/2013) [-]
then they can stop freaking flying around like that!
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