McFucked. Me and 6 friends got hungry at Midnight. Drove up to window, Told women I wanted some McChickens and some McDubbles. When asked how much is some, my f
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McFucked. Me and 6 friends got hungry at Midnight. Drove up to window, Told women I wanted some McChickens and some McDubbles. When asked how much is some, my f

Me and 6 friends got hungry at Midnight. Drove up to window, Told women I wanted some McChickens and some McDubbles. When asked how much is some, my friend in the passenger seat decided it was an excellent time to replicate the old Jack-in-the-Box Commercial and say Thirty, making the rest of the car blurt out "That's what I was thinking." Neeldess to say, we did it, got 30 McDubbles and 40 McChickens. The manager came out because he didn't believe the order.

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#5 - heafi (03/24/2013) [-]
#27 to #5 - tenmillionbears (03/25/2013) [-]
I have this...I've always wondered why someone pasted This Cat's head on top of another cat's head....
#74 - drackmore (03/25/2013) [-]
And you're the kind of ****** we read about in math books.
User avatar #90 to #74 - zxmongoose (03/25/2013) [-]
The McChicken and the McDouble are both on the McDonald's Dollar Menu. If tax is 7%, how much did this group pay for their order if nobody ordered a drink?
User avatar #95 to #90 - zomaru (03/25/2013) [-]
Wass somewhere around 63$ or something. Can't remember exactly.
User avatar #97 to #95 - zxmongoose (03/25/2013) [-]
Nice
User avatar #94 to #90 - lostdagame (03/25/2013) [-]
YOU NEVER SAID HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN THE GROUP



some people don't look at the description
User avatar #96 to #94 - zxmongoose (03/25/2013) [-]
Nor did I state the amount of food ordered.
The amount of people in the group wouldn't change the price, only the amount ordered, which is in the description. You would've had to read it and the comment I originally replied to to really get the joke without manually counting what was in the picture.
User avatar #100 to #96 - lostdagame (03/25/2013) [-]
But if the group divided equally (which is what I assumed is what you were going for) then it would change the outcome for each individual

But you didn't state that you wanted the individual amount spent per person now did you? Oops.
User avatar #105 to #100 - zxmongoose (03/25/2013) [-]
Ohhhh I see what you're saying, I see. I was just thinking total charge, since it's a drive through
#151 to #74 - wigglyjr (03/25/2013) [-]
Oh, you!
Oh, you!
#26 - kakkakrabbypatty (03/25/2013) [-]
Last year, 5 or 6 friends and I went to McDonalds and ordered 30 cheeseburgers, a large fries and 20 mcnuggets. We took the pile of food (which took about 5 minutes for them to come up with- I was rather impressed) to one of the tables and began to create our masterpiece: we took 2 buns and all the patties and made The McThirty. We then proceeded to use the mcnuggets (along with the wooden kebab skewers and Jack Daniel's barbecue sauce) to make McBabs. Finally, we used the fries to completely cover the tray. We ended up with a bag of 28 hamburger buns and the ******* for a few days. Best ******* time ever.
#164 to #26 - noonecares (03/25/2013) [-]
30 cheeseburgers

Use 2 buns

28 buns left



Also, after looking at that McThirty and realizing you spent 40 dollars on it makes fast food look really expensive.
User avatar #181 to #164 - kakkakrabbypatty (03/25/2013) [-]
Ok, I accidentally mathed. 28 sets of buns.
User avatar #112 to #26 - zombiznes (03/25/2013) [-]
you know you could've just bout one cheeseburger and 28 patties and saved a lot of moneh
#31 to #26 - chthulhu (03/25/2013) [-]
Dude, I do **** like this all the time. It's great. I don't know you, but you're my new favourite person on this site.
User avatar #62 to #26 - vortexrain (03/25/2013) [-]
Hehehe, " ******* ".
#64 - ChristOnACracker (03/25/2013) [-]
Great, now I want a McChicken...
Great, now I want a McChicken...
#4 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Th-Thirty, s-sir?   
"DO IT FAGGOT YOU'RE MAKING YOUR QUOTA TODAY"
Th-Thirty, s-sir?
"DO IT FAGGOT YOU'RE MAKING YOUR QUOTA TODAY"
#11 to #4 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
It's quotum you tit, quota is plural.
User avatar #18 to #11 - lavitts (03/24/2013) [-]
Are you suggesting that 70 items is singular?
#43 to #18 - gjsmothefirst (03/25/2013) [-]
He might actually be right...
Just like "family" refers to multiple people (but is a singular unit), "quotum" would be one person's quota. I think.
User avatar #65 to #43 - Bion ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
What if it's the quotum for McChickens and the quotum for McDubbles?
#122 to #18 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
This just in--being this dumb is achievable. We are all simply blown away.
#1 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
You're gonna die, dude.
User avatar #3 - KayRed (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm just surprised that Mcdonald's employees were able to count out 30 of each.
#39 to #3 - daspopo (03/25/2013) [-]
Dude....
User avatar #40 to #39 - KayRed (03/25/2013) [-]
It would be sixty dude.
User avatar #76 to #3 - mondominiman (03/25/2013) [-]
Not all of them are idiots. They're only idiots if they're really old and working at McDonald's which means somewhere in life they made alot of bad choices. I have a buddy who used to work at a McDonald's while going through school he makes $20 bucks an hour at a telecom company where he works on servers and such. The guy is barely 22 years old and already off to a good start.
User avatar #166 to #3 - shadowrated (03/25/2013) [-]
i work part time after school and i can count.

1,2, ******
#6 to #3 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
At least they're ******* working
User avatar #12 to #3 - stijnverheye (03/24/2013) [-]
theyre art students , theyre not that stupit
#13 to #3 - wyattgc ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
My $600 (entry level mind you) pay checks say **** you, I can count up to potato.
#156 to #3 - bodaciousbrian (03/25/2013) [-]
I know this was meant to be a joke, but seriously, as a high school student and a Starbuck's employee, I ******* hate it when people talk **** about us. Just because we work in fast food doesn't make us a ******* art major, it doesn't make us ******* people that can't get their **** together, and it certainly doesn't make us dumb. I get the same kind of **** every day from people like you, people that look down at fast food workers just because they work at a fast food restaurant, looking at us like they're better than us. And hell, most of us work harder than anyone else in society. I have plenty of college kids who I know work there who:
1) Go to college 30 hours a week
2) Go to work 40 hours a week
3) Do homework 20 hours a week
and 4) Pay bills and do everyday chores for the rest of the time
I really really just ******* hate it when people treat us like we're downies just because we don't have a real job. I personally plan to be a game designer, and I've already been accepted to Champlain because I had high math SAT scores. We aren't stupid because of where we work, and 9 times out of 10 its the exact opposite.

Sorry for the rant but **** man, this **** pisses me off.
User avatar #180 to #156 - Bomard (03/25/2013) [-]
I Agree. In my area, its actually a GOOD thing if you get to work in mcdonalds because it has a crazy high requirement inorder to get in, and it looks really good on your resume when your trying to get into college/Uni or even get work in the future.
#17 to #3 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
so you are implying that McDonald's workers are stupid :D?.

What about thoose who just got a side job besides school and want to earn a little coin and not sitting on FJ all day like you :) ?

At least they are doing something with their lifes. Have a good night sir.
User avatar #32 to #3 - zgbgydug ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Hey, talk **** about us, and your order is accidentally dropped on the ground, wrong, covered in grease and ketchup, and crushed.

Don't bite the hand that feeds your fat ass.
User avatar #35 to #32 - gladiator (03/25/2013) [-]
i'll bite anything that tries to put food in my ass.
User avatar #79 to #35 - zgbgydug ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Well played.
User avatar #36 to #32 - KayRed (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm a Wendy's man my self.
User avatar #155 to #36 - JoshBauer (03/25/2013) [-]
Taco Bell master race reporting in. Only the most elite can tolerate Taco Bell without releasing massive amounts of **** uncontrollably.
User avatar #34 to #32 - covered (03/25/2013) [-]
>Implying he eats at McDonalds
#20 to #3 - bossben (03/24/2013) [-]
Why are you making fun of my job? I dont go to the whore house and pull the dicks out of your ass do I?
Why are you making fun of my job? I dont go to the whore house and pull the dicks out of your ass do I?
#144 - burraki (03/25/2013) [-]
lightarcanine   
We're 			*******		 doing this. I get paid on Friday.
lightarcanine
We're ******* doing this. I get paid on Friday.
#138 - yunozoidberg (03/25/2013) [-]
**yunozoidberg rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at wat ** mfw 30 burgers
User avatar #153 to #138 - Mesmus (03/25/2013) [-]
nice roll
+1
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User avatar #154 to #139 - ifapinschool (03/25/2013) [-]
ANTERWOORD.

however you spell it.
User avatar #159 to #154 - pjoach (03/25/2013) [-]
Die Antwoord
#148 - deadmuerto (03/25/2013) [-]
no fries
#173 to #148 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
Day of the dead! **** YEAH!
#176 to #148 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
yolo
#8 - garnykins (03/24/2013) [-]
... I think I know you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - zomaru (03/24/2013) [-]
Took this straight from a friends facebook page, so you know him, not necessarily me.
#10 to #9 - garnykins (03/24/2013) [-]
... I think I know your friend.
#124 to #10 - scorpionfrommk (03/25/2013) [-]
unless all senior hoodies are the same i think i may know him too
User avatar #16 to #8 - mrkickasscomedy (03/24/2013) [-]
no your making a mistake
#103 - soggytomatoe (03/25/2013) [-]
McGangbangs=The most glorious sandwich ever conceived by the human race.
McGangbangs=The most glorious sandwich ever conceived by the human race.
User avatar #75 - bakinboy (03/25/2013) [-]
i hope those were only 1$ each
#157 - deezknuts (03/25/2013) [-]
Am I the only person thinking that one of them was probably stoned to **** ?
User avatar #174 to #157 - princessderpy (03/25/2013) [-]
only one of them?
#53 - mydogpikachu (03/25/2013) [-]
to much, it makes me want to vomit
#146 - redsalsa (03/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 - creonman (03/25/2013) [-]
reading all of these Mcstorys... I have to leave my own...

My bro and I want a Mc's for some Mcdoubles... when it was time for our order, the cashier was a friend of ours. We did some small talk then ordered 50 mcdoubles. Friend lol at the amount and ask if we have a party or something, my bro just told him it was just for us...
when we got the burgers, we heard the guy next in line ordering 40 mc doubles.... at the back we hear someone swearing. My bro, Freind and I talk for a sec when all of us heard the next order after then...a lady asking for 80 mc doubles...the guy in the back shouted " **** THAT!!! I AM ON BREAK!!!"
Our cashier friend told us before us there was 2 more large order for Mcdoubles....
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