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#7 - allnamesrtaken
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(03/24/2013) [-]
How to pick up a girl in 2013
>Buy $120 shoes
>$40 Snapback
>wear the snapback so it looks like you can land a plane on your forehead
>Claim you play basketball
>Wear clothes that look expensive but aren't because you're broke from the shoes and hat
>Don't have a job, or any ambition to do things
>Actually, you can have ambition. Ambition to have SWAG and be a rapper/basketball player.
>Blast ****** rap
>All the bitches will be yours.
#261 to #7 - JoshBauer
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

Too bad it's true.
#245 to #7 - jcmckinnie
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(03/25/2013) [-]
If I knew how to screen cap this I'd post this onto Facebook in a heartbeat. But then I realize this is such a huge trend during high school. Glad I finally graduated.
#176 to #7 - twofreegerbils
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Implying $120 for a pair of shoes is outrageous
#252 to #176 - vetis
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(03/25/2013) [-]
I get really nice and comfy skater shoes for $30 - 40. And they last quite a while.
#186 to #176 - cycloneclone
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(03/25/2013) [-]
**cycloneclone rolled a random image posted in comment #3228178 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** MFW I bought my current shoes 2 years ago and I bought the for 50 dollars at the time.
**cycloneclone rolled a random image posted in comment #3228178 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** MFW I bought my current shoes 2 years ago and I bought the for 50 dollars at the time.
#172 to #7 - krazykorn
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(03/25/2013) [-]
What's wrong with basketball?
#197 to #172 - nickypickle
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(03/25/2013) [-]
all the little ***** in my school always say things like "DUDE WE WON OH MY GOD YOU SEE THAT 360 BACK SHOT HOLY ****   
WHO WE GOIN UP AGAINST NEXT"   
"WE WON OH MY GOD"   
"WE WON"   
"WE"   
   
mfw they don't play basketball and they're talking about their favorite teams
all the little ***** in my school always say things like "DUDE WE WON OH MY GOD YOU SEE THAT 360 BACK SHOT HOLY ****
WHO WE GOIN UP AGAINST NEXT"
"WE WON OH MY GOD"
"WE WON"
"WE"

mfw they don't play basketball and they're talking about their favorite teams
#294 to #197 - krazykorn
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(03/25/2013) [-]
i understand that frustration.
#179 to #172 - allnamesrtaken
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Nothing against basketball, just all the guys who say they "hoop" when they can't make ****.
#293 to #179 - krazykorn
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(03/25/2013) [-]
oooohh, okay I understand. I misunderstood
#169 to #7 - anon
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(03/25/2013) [-]
> Acquire parents money
>buy obey snap back, osirus shoes, skinny jeans
>get 2000 friends on facebook
>post statuses about fighting ang getting high
>go to school with no knowledge on each subject except gym
>acquire more parents money
>buy Beats by dr.dre and black thick frame non prescription glasses
>walk around blaring ****** dubstep and rap with hands in skinny jean pockets
>get all bitches wet.
#178 to #169 - arkaikwobbuffet
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(03/25/2013) [-]
MFW Obey snapbacks, Osirus shoes and skinny jeans are all sold were I work and 99% of ppl that buy them are Swag-Tards.
#166 to #7 - halofire
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(03/25/2013) [-]
You forgot that you must wear a jansport at all times.
#132 to #7 - anon
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(03/24/2013) [-]
You forgot the part where you promise to beat them every time they speak.
#112 to #7 - robertito
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(03/24/2013) [-]
The only time I spend that much on shoes is for basketball. haha
#109 to #7 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#105 to #7 - brocktox
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(03/24/2013) [-]
mfw all of the girls where I live make fun of swagfags and despise them. Gives me some faith in humanity.
#199 to #105 - mlpokeyuan
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(03/25/2013) [-]
i live around emotionless people. Mostly asians and whites.
#182 to #105 - allnamesrtaken
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Tell me where you live. Please.
#127 to #105 - anon
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure most do but thinking all girls are like this makes single guys feel better because they can just blame it on how women are stupid.
#100 to #7 - anon
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(03/24/2013) [-]
as apposed to being overweight loser who cant get a gf and spends hours complaining about it on a website..
#79 to #7 - jibb
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(03/24/2013) [-]
120$ for shoes is cheap as ****
And snapbacks where I live are like 100$
#185 to #79 - ffx ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
I like wearing army boots. They're only $80 and last years of abuse. The boot smell can be countered with putting baby powder every time you put them on.
#85 to #79 - psychopsychedelic
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(03/24/2013) [-]
My shoes cost $19.
#86 to #85 - jibb
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(03/24/2013) [-]
waaaat
#87 to #86 - psychopsychedelic
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(03/24/2013) [-]
My really nice pair costs like $50.
#90 to #87 - jibb
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(03/24/2013) [-]
btw 120$ for a couple of shoes isn't cheap as ****, but it is somewhere around, if not below average
#144 to #90 - frysandaburger
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(03/24/2013) [-]
You sure are getting hate for being a frostman.
#291 to #144 - jibb
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Wow, I got -37 thumbs for saying that shoes in Norway are expensive.
#282 to #144 - frostman
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Don't hate the frostman
#283 to #282 - frysandaburger
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(03/25/2013) [-]
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#88 to #87 - jibb
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I take it you are not from Norway then.
#89 to #88 - psychopsychedelic
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Oh no, not at all.
#67 to #7 - siggythepiggy
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(03/24/2013) [-]
You seem a bit...   
   
upset
You seem a bit...

upset
#63 to #7 - MonkeyManz
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(03/24/2013) [-]
do we have to be black or is this just for white people
#143 to #63 - frysandaburger
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Ethnicity optional... but an IQ under 80 sure helps.
#52 to #7 - anon
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(03/24/2013) [-]
How to repel other people in life
>Go on FJ
>complain
>Do nothing about it
>be too chicken **** to say it irl
>complain
>complain
>complain
>complain
#91 to #52 - cherro
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(03/24/2013) [-]
complain about complain
#146 to #91 - anon
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Complaining about complaints make a positive difference.
#170 to #146 - deezknuts
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(03/25/2013) [-]
If everyone in this thread is wrong, is everyone also right?
#224 to #170 - twi ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
24
#246 to #224 - deezknuts
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(03/25/2013) [-]
I thought of something funnier than 24
#247 to #246 - twi ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
..what is it.?
#258 to #247 - deezknuts
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(03/25/2013) [-]
25
#249 to #247 - zerpderp ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
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#250 to #249 - twi ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
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#253 to #250 - zerpderp ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
yes ******* yes
yes ******* yes
#254 to #253 - twi ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
I love you too <3
#257 to #254 - zerpderp ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
this is why I love you.
this is why I love you.
#36 to #7 - danniegurl
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#15 to #7 - cwoodfreshman **User deleted account**
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#14 to #7 - tomatoesauce
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#92 to #14 - hairydickfarts
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(03/24/2013) [-]
how do you accidentally cheat? does a random girl just happen to land on your erect penis? pls explain
#107 to #92 - swimmingprodigy
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(03/24/2013) [-]
he accidentally cheated on his girlfriend because a different girl messaged him 'hi' on Facebook and he responded "whats up?"

His girlfriend got jealous because the farthest theyve gone is sending each other hearts on FB
#104 to #92 - anon
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(03/24/2013) [-]
to be fair... he is probably 12, so they're not really in a relationship they just talk on facebook.
#38 to #14 - thisusernameexists
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(03/24/2013) [-]
How is that relevant??? News flash, you don't sound mature enough to have a girlfriend. Also, don't accidentally cheat on someone.
#27 to #14 - andnowducks
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Well Mr. Tomatoesauce, you are a scumbag and she's way out of your league.
#16 to #14 - upunkpunk
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(03/24/2013) [-]
accidentally cheating on her   
   
what
accidentally cheating on her

what
#135 to #16 - lasmamoe
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(03/24/2013) [-]
He was figure skating, and he fell into a girls vagina.
It really wasn't his fault.
#17 to #16 - tomatoesauce
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#47 to #17 - vexaton
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(03/24/2013) [-]
How is still being in a "relationship" cheating? And how the **** can you not be sure if you're through? And also, how long after that first relationship was the next one? If you jump that quickly from girl to girl, you don't deserve them.
#21 to #17 - regardsuncledolan
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Are you sure that you are not, in fact, Ross from Friends?
#102 to #21 - bighairyfart
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(03/24/2013) [-]
except ross and rachel actually did break up
#103 to #102 - anon
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(03/24/2013) [-]
they were on a break
#106 to #103 - bighairyfart
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(03/24/2013) [-]
same thing
#22 to #21 - tomatoesauce
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#95 to #22 - lamarisagoodname
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(03/24/2013) [-]
THIS is where I draw the line
#255 to #95 - zerpderp ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
what was it
#256 to #255 - lamarisagoodname
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(03/25/2013) [-]
"I never watched friends, I don't really understand that shoe"

Heretic!
#259 to #256 - zerpderp ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
never watched friends HERESY
never watched friends HERESY