Guide for picking up women. Found on pinterest, all credit to the creator whomever that may be.. The Guide to Getting a Girl step two: put on your best wingsuit
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Guide for picking up women

Guide for picking up women. Found on pinterest, all credit to the creator whomever that may be.. The Guide to Getting a Girl step two: put on your best wingsuit

Found on pinterest, all credit to the creator whomever that may be.

The Guide to Getting a Girl
step two: put on your
best wingsuit
step three: moon shoe
h to the mall
step four: scope out
a fly honey
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#13 - xwindinthewires (03/24/2013) [-]
**xwindinthewires rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at EVERYWHERE ** How I pick up women.
#290 to #13 - biorh (03/25/2013) [-]
**biorh rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Swapping shirts ** Relevant roll is relevant.
#37 - xBooMHeaDShOt (03/24/2013) [-]
One step ahead of you, bro
User avatar #136 to #37 - bagofshit (03/24/2013) [-]
The golden rule ;)
#292 to #136 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
Hey, don't get red thumbs get you down. There's always suicide!
#264 to #136 - fractalius (03/25/2013) [-]
That comment was worse than a *********
User avatar #296 to #264 - bagofshit (03/25/2013) [-]
guess i deserve :/ though i was talking about the video
#31 - ladygrantham (03/24/2013) [-]
He had frosted tips...

but he rarely got the girl.
User avatar #173 to #31 - alpineltd (03/25/2013) [-]
He doesn't have a windsuit
User avatar #174 to #31 - elcreepo (03/25/2013) [-]
He would buy the dippin dots and then shove it down her bra when she wasn't looking.
User avatar #42 to #31 - kabuthefox (03/24/2013) [-]
he forgot the windsuit
bitches love the windsuit
User avatar #53 to #42 - daringdestiny (03/24/2013) [-]
his tamagotchis kept dying too
#19 - volleys (03/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 to #19 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
oh we humorous white people.
#26 to #19 - ponybroski (03/24/2013) [-]
White people
#72 to #19 - chancebell (03/24/2013) [-]
White people
White people
User avatar #119 to #72 - jakb (03/24/2013) [-]
This gif cracks me up every time.
#4 - carlfroch (03/24/2013) [-]
The Tamagotchi part might be worth a try!
The Tamagotchi part might be worth a try!
#98 to #4 - punkstylee (03/24/2013) [-]
Whats this from ?
User avatar #99 to #98 - alexwise (03/24/2013) [-]
pysche
#116 to #4 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
PSYCH!
#74 - sweateagle (03/24/2013) [-]
this will be used some day...
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#110 to #74 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#168 to #74 - limb (03/25/2013) [-]
**limb rolled a random image posted in comment #1122695 at Friendly **
**limb rolled a random image posted in comment #1122695 at Friendly **
#76 - zekeon (03/24/2013) [-]
Well 			****		 now I have to go get some fukken dippin' dots
Well **** now I have to go get some fukken dippin' dots
#7 - allnamesrtaken (03/24/2013) [-]
How to pick up a girl in 2013
>Buy $120 shoes
>$40 Snapback
>wear the snapback so it looks like you can land a plane on your forehead
>Claim you play basketball
>Wear clothes that look expensive but aren't because you're broke from the shoes and hat
>Don't have a job, or any ambition to do things
>Actually, you can have ambition. Ambition to have SWAG and be a rapper/basketball player.
>Blast ****** rap
>All the bitches will be yours.
#112 to #7 - robertito (03/24/2013) [-]
The only time I spend that much on shoes is for basketball. haha
#132 to #7 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
You forgot the part where you promise to beat them every time they speak.
User avatar #166 to #7 - halofire (03/25/2013) [-]
You forgot that you must wear a jansport at all times.
#169 to #7 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
> Acquire parents money
>buy obey snap back, osirus shoes, skinny jeans
>get 2000 friends on facebook
>post statuses about fighting ang getting high
>go to school with no knowledge on each subject except gym
>acquire more parents money
>buy Beats by dr.dre and black thick frame non prescription glasses
>walk around blaring ****** dubstep and rap with hands in skinny jean pockets
>get all bitches wet.
#178 to #169 - arkaikwobbuffet (03/25/2013) [-]
MFW Obey snapbacks, Osirus shoes and skinny jeans are all sold were I work and 99% of ppl that buy them are Swag-Tards.
User avatar #261 to #7 - JoshBauer (03/25/2013) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

Too bad it's true.
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#14 to #7 - tomatoesauce has deleted their comment [-]
#16 to #14 - upunkpunk (03/24/2013) [-]
accidentally cheating on her   
   
what
accidentally cheating on her

what
User avatar #135 to #16 - lasmamoe (03/24/2013) [-]
He was figure skating, and he fell into a girls vagina.
It really wasn't his fault.
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#17 to #16 - tomatoesauce has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #17 - regardsuncledolan (03/24/2013) [-]
Are you sure that you are not, in fact, Ross from Friends?
User avatar #102 to #21 - bighairyfart (03/24/2013) [-]
except ross and rachel actually did break up
#103 to #102 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
they were on a break
User avatar #106 to #103 - bighairyfart (03/24/2013) [-]
same thing
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#22 to #21 - tomatoesauce has deleted their comment [-]
#95 to #22 - lamarisagoodname (03/24/2013) [-]
THIS is where I draw the line
User avatar #255 to #95 - zerpderp (03/25/2013) [-]
what was it
User avatar #256 to #255 - lamarisagoodname (03/25/2013) [-]
"I never watched friends, I don't really understand that shoe"

Heretic!
#259 to #256 - zerpderp (03/25/2013) [-]
never watched friends HERESY
never watched friends HERESY
User avatar #47 to #17 - vexaton (03/24/2013) [-]
How is still being in a "relationship" cheating? And how the **** can you not be sure if you're through? And also, how long after that first relationship was the next one? If you jump that quickly from girl to girl, you don't deserve them.
User avatar #38 to #14 - thisusernameexists (03/24/2013) [-]
How is that relevant??? News flash, you don't sound mature enough to have a girlfriend. Also, don't accidentally cheat on someone.
User avatar #27 to #14 - andnowducks (03/24/2013) [-]
Well Mr. Tomatoesauce, you are a scumbag and she's way out of your league.
User avatar #92 to #14 - hairydickfarts (03/24/2013) [-]
how do you accidentally cheat? does a random girl just happen to land on your erect penis? pls explain
User avatar #107 to #92 - swimmingprodigy (03/24/2013) [-]
he accidentally cheated on his girlfriend because a different girl messaged him 'hi' on Facebook and he responded "whats up?"

His girlfriend got jealous because the farthest theyve gone is sending each other hearts on FB
#104 to #92 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
to be fair... he is probably 12, so they're not really in a relationship they just talk on facebook.
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#100 to #7 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
as apposed to being overweight loser who cant get a gf and spends hours complaining about it on a website..
#176 to #7 - twofreegerbils (03/25/2013) [-]
Implying $120 for a pair of shoes is outrageous
User avatar #252 to #176 - vetis (03/25/2013) [-]
I get really nice and comfy skater shoes for $30 - 40. And they last quite a while.
#186 to #176 - cycloneclone (03/25/2013) [-]
**cycloneclone rolled a random image posted in comment #3228178 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** MFW I bought my current shoes 2 years ago and I bought the for 50 dollars at the time.
**cycloneclone rolled a random image posted in comment #3228178 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** MFW I bought my current shoes 2 years ago and I bought the for 50 dollars at the time.
User avatar #245 to #7 - jcmckinnie (03/25/2013) [-]
If I knew how to screen cap this I'd post this onto Facebook in a heartbeat. But then I realize this is such a huge trend during high school. Glad I finally graduated.
#172 to #7 - krazykorn (03/25/2013) [-]
What's wrong with basketball?
#197 to #172 - nickypickle (03/25/2013) [-]
all the little 			*****		 in my school always say things like "DUDE WE WON OH MY GOD YOU SEE THAT 360 BACK SHOT HOLY 			****		   
WHO WE GOIN UP AGAINST NEXT"   
"WE WON OH MY GOD"   
"WE WON"   
"WE"   
   
mfw they don't play basketball and they're talking about their favorite teams
all the little ***** in my school always say things like "DUDE WE WON OH MY GOD YOU SEE THAT 360 BACK SHOT HOLY ****
WHO WE GOIN UP AGAINST NEXT"
"WE WON OH MY GOD"
"WE WON"
"WE"

mfw they don't play basketball and they're talking about their favorite teams
User avatar #294 to #197 - krazykorn (03/25/2013) [-]
i understand that frustration.
User avatar #179 to #172 - allnamesrtaken (03/25/2013) [-]
Nothing against basketball, just all the guys who say they "hoop" when they can't make **** .
User avatar #293 to #179 - krazykorn (03/25/2013) [-]
oooohh, okay I understand. I misunderstood
#67 to #7 - siggythepiggy (03/24/2013) [-]
You seem a bit...   
   
upset
You seem a bit...

upset
#105 to #7 - brocktox (03/24/2013) [-]
mfw all of the girls where I live make fun of swagfags and despise them. Gives me some faith in humanity.
User avatar #182 to #105 - allnamesrtaken (03/25/2013) [-]
Tell me where you live. Please.
User avatar #199 to #105 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
i live around emotionless people. Mostly asians and whites.
#127 to #105 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure most do but thinking all girls are like this makes single guys feel better because they can just blame it on how women are stupid.
User avatar #63 to #7 - MonkeyManz (03/24/2013) [-]
do we have to be black or is this just for white people
User avatar #143 to #63 - frysandaburger (03/24/2013) [-]
Ethnicity optional... but an IQ under 80 sure helps.
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User avatar #79 to #7 - jibb (03/24/2013) [-]
120$ for shoes is cheap as ****
And snapbacks where I live are like 100$
User avatar #85 to #79 - psychopsychedelic (03/24/2013) [-]
My shoes cost $19.
User avatar #86 to #85 - jibb (03/24/2013) [-]
waaaat
User avatar #87 to #86 - psychopsychedelic (03/24/2013) [-]
My really nice pair costs like $50.
User avatar #88 to #87 - jibb (03/24/2013) [-]
I take it you are not from Norway then.
User avatar #89 to #88 - psychopsychedelic (03/24/2013) [-]
Oh no, not at all.
User avatar #90 to #87 - jibb (03/24/2013) [-]
btw 120$ for a couple of shoes isn't cheap as **** , but it is somewhere around, if not below average
User avatar #144 to #90 - frysandaburger (03/24/2013) [-]
You sure are getting hate for being a frostman.
User avatar #282 to #144 - frostman (03/25/2013) [-]
Don't hate the frostman
User avatar #291 to #144 - jibb (03/25/2013) [-]
Wow, I got -37 thumbs for saying that shoes in Norway are expensive.
User avatar #185 to #79 - ffx (03/25/2013) [-]
I like wearing army boots. They're only $80 and last years of abuse. The boot smell can be countered with putting baby powder every time you put them on.
#52 to #7 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
How to repel other people in life
>Go on FJ
>complain
>Do nothing about it
>be too chicken **** to say it irl
>complain
>complain
>complain
>complain
#91 to #52 - cherro (03/24/2013) [-]
complain about complain
#146 to #91 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
Complaining about complaints make a positive difference.
User avatar #170 to #146 - deezknuts (03/25/2013) [-]
If everyone in this thread is wrong, is everyone also right?
User avatar #224 to #170 - twi (03/25/2013) [-]
24
User avatar #246 to #224 - deezknuts (03/25/2013) [-]
I thought of something funnier than 24
User avatar #247 to #246 - twi (03/25/2013) [-]
..what is it.?
User avatar #249 to #247 - zerpderp (03/25/2013) [-]
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#250 to #249 - twi (03/25/2013) [-]
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#253 to #250 - zerpderp (03/25/2013) [-]
yes 			*******		 yes
yes ******* yes
User avatar #254 to #253 - twi (03/25/2013) [-]
I love you too <3
#257 to #254 - zerpderp (03/25/2013) [-]
this is why I love you.
this is why I love you.
#122 - murrlogic (03/24/2013) [-]
**** TAMAGATCHIS!!! I have a Digivise!
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User avatar #134 to #122 - thegamerslife (03/24/2013) [-]
OMG!!! i had a digivise!! then my brother threw it in a puddle and beet him half to death!
#160 to #134 - pwntatochips (03/25/2013) [-]
He BEET him? Doesn't seem that bad.
User avatar #161 to #160 - thegamerslife (03/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I smashed it into his face so bad he went to the ER. Oh i guess it helps if you realize we had our own garden.
#162 to #161 - pwntatochips (03/25/2013) [-]
Your garden must be healthy as **** to be able to be used as a weapon.
User avatar #159 to #122 - mypenisismoist (03/25/2013) [-]
DUDE. I HAVE A RED AND BLACK ONE RIGHT BESIDE ME. HOLY **** . DIGIMON FOR LIFE.
User avatar #194 to #122 - jokeface ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Word. I had Ken's Digivice (the all-black one from the second generation). It was the only black one the store had, so it felt extra badass. I spent so much time with that thing, then I lost it when I moved and I was devastated.
#163 to #122 - yamiyo (03/25/2013) [-]
I used to have the ones in the middle and the top right. I miss digimon so much.
User avatar #272 to #163 - spysappinmysasha (03/25/2013) [-]
the big ones in the middle, the ones with the straps, those were the ******* **** .

never had the very first one. Always heard stories of it but never encountered one. Thank you for showing me what it looks like, I feel as if part of my life is complete.
User avatar #284 to #272 - yamiyo (03/25/2013) [-]
I think those middle digivices were what got me so good at masturbating. All that shaking for hours on end. I tried putting it on my shoe and running, but it never worked as fast as me shaking it.
User avatar #285 to #284 - yamiyo (03/25/2013) [-]
That sounded less ****** up in my head.
#66 - Thenewguygunther (03/24/2013) [-]
wait, are you saying this method stopped being effective in the 90's



that would explain a lot
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#184 - themetroidprime (03/25/2013) [-]
**themetroidprime rolled a random image posted in comment #162 at Rubert Frint is a Boss **

This is what I look like when I try to pull the ladies.
User avatar #30 - bakinboy (03/24/2013) [-]
****** , dippin dots are the **** .
#29 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
How to pick up black women in the 90s.
User avatar #32 to #29 - shaddz ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
pretty much any era actually
User avatar #23 - luxray (03/24/2013) [-]
This is how you pick up guys in 2013.
#35 to #23 - isuckdickformoney (03/24/2013) [-]
shut up ad use thunder luxray!
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User avatar #191 to #147 - ncdhff (03/25/2013) [-]
here have my like!
#33 - buriedstpatrick (03/24/2013) [-]
That sounds more like the late 80's but whatever.
#156 to #33 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
tamagochi in 80's
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