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#7 - allnamesrtaken
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How to pick up a girl in 2013
>Buy $120 shoes
>$40 Snapback
>wear the snapback so it looks like you can land a plane on your forehead
>Claim you play basketball
>Wear clothes that look expensive but aren't because you're broke from the shoes and hat
>Don't have a job, or any ambition to do things
>Actually, you can have ambition. Ambition to have SWAG and be a rapper/basketball player.
>Blast ****** rap
>All the bitches will be yours.
#109 to #7 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#112 to #7 - robertito
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The only time I spend that much on shoes is for basketball. haha
User avatar #166 to #7 - halofire
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You forgot that you must wear a jansport at all times.
#36 to #7 - danniegurl
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#52 to #7 - anon id: 3799efa6
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How to repel other people in life
>Go on FJ
>complain
>Do nothing about it
>be too chicken **** to say it irl
>complain
>complain
>complain
>complain
#91 to #52 - cherro
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complain about complain
#146 to #91 - anon id: 3cb03931
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Complaining about complaints make a positive difference.
User avatar #170 to #146 - deezknuts
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If everyone in this thread is wrong, is everyone also right?
User avatar #224 to #170 - twi
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24
User avatar #246 to #224 - deezknuts
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I thought of something funnier than 24
User avatar #247 to #246 - twi
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..what is it.?
#258 to #247 - deezknuts
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User avatar #249 to #247 - zerpderp
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#250 to #249 - twi
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#253 to #250 - zerpderp
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yes ******* yes
yes ******* yes
User avatar #254 to #253 - twi
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I love you too <3
#257 to #254 - zerpderp
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this is why I love you.
this is why I love you.
#100 to #7 - anon id: 483a55ff
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as apposed to being overweight loser who cant get a gf and spends hours complaining about it on a website..
#67 to #7 - siggythepiggy
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You seem a bit...   
   
upset
You seem a bit...

upset
#169 to #7 - anon id: 1193813c
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> Acquire parents money
>buy obey snap back, osirus shoes, skinny jeans
>get 2000 friends on facebook
>post statuses about fighting ang getting high
>go to school with no knowledge on each subject except gym
>acquire more parents money
>buy Beats by dr.dre and black thick frame non prescription glasses
>walk around blaring ****** dubstep and rap with hands in skinny jean pockets
>get all bitches wet.
#178 to #169 - arkaikwobbuffet
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MFW Obey snapbacks, Osirus shoes and skinny jeans are all sold were I work and 99% of ppl that buy them are Swag-Tards.
User avatar #261 to #7 - JoshBauer
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

Too bad it's true.
#176 to #7 - twofreegerbils
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Implying $120 for a pair of shoes is outrageous
User avatar #252 to #176 - vetis
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I get really nice and comfy skater shoes for $30 - 40. And they last quite a while.
#186 to #176 - cycloneclone
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**cycloneclone rolled a random image posted in comment #3228178 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** MFW I bought my current shoes 2 years ago and I bought the for 50 dollars at the time.
**cycloneclone rolled a random image posted in comment #3228178 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** MFW I bought my current shoes 2 years ago and I bought the for 50 dollars at the time.
User avatar #245 to #7 - jcmckinnie
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If I knew how to screen cap this I'd post this onto Facebook in a heartbeat. But then I realize this is such a huge trend during high school. Glad I finally graduated.
#172 to #7 - krazykorn
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What's wrong with basketball?
#197 to #172 - nickypickle
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all the little ***** in my school always say things like &quot;DUDE WE WON OH MY GOD YOU SEE THAT 360 BACK SHOT HOLY ****   
WHO WE GOIN UP AGAINST NEXT&quot;   
&quot;WE WON OH MY GOD&quot;   
&quot;WE WON&quot;   
&quot;WE&quot;   
   
mfw they don't play basketball and they're talking about their favorite teams
all the little ***** in my school always say things like "DUDE WE WON OH MY GOD YOU SEE THAT 360 BACK SHOT HOLY ****
WHO WE GOIN UP AGAINST NEXT"
"WE WON OH MY GOD"
"WE WON"
"WE"

mfw they don't play basketball and they're talking about their favorite teams
User avatar #294 to #197 - krazykorn
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i understand that frustration.
User avatar #179 to #172 - allnamesrtaken
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Nothing against basketball, just all the guys who say they "hoop" when they can't make ****.
User avatar #293 to #179 - krazykorn
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oooohh, okay I understand. I misunderstood
#105 to #7 - brocktox
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mfw all of the girls where I live make fun of swagfags and despise them. Gives me some faith in humanity.
User avatar #182 to #105 - allnamesrtaken
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Tell me where you live. Please.
User avatar #199 to #105 - mlpokeyuan
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i live around emotionless people. Mostly asians and whites.
#127 to #105 - anon id: 71143871
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I'm pretty sure most do but thinking all girls are like this makes single guys feel better because they can just blame it on how women are stupid.
User avatar #63 to #7 - MonkeyManz
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do we have to be black or is this just for white people
User avatar #143 to #63 - frysandaburger
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Ethnicity optional... but an IQ under 80 sure helps.
User avatar #79 to #7 - jibb
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120$ for shoes is cheap as ****
And snapbacks where I live are like 100$
User avatar #85 to #79 - psychopsychedelic
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My shoes cost $19.
User avatar #86 to #85 - jibb
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waaaat
User avatar #87 to #86 - psychopsychedelic
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My really nice pair costs like $50.
User avatar #88 to #87 - jibb
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I take it you are not from Norway then.
User avatar #89 to #88 - psychopsychedelic
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Oh no, not at all.
User avatar #90 to #87 - jibb
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btw 120$ for a couple of shoes isn't cheap as ****, but it is somewhere around, if not below average
User avatar #144 to #90 - frysandaburger
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You sure are getting hate for being a frostman.
User avatar #282 to #144 - frostman
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Don't hate the frostman
#283 to #282 - frysandaburger
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User avatar #291 to #144 - jibb
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Wow, I got -37 thumbs for saying that shoes in Norway are expensive.
User avatar #185 to #79 - ffx
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I like wearing army boots. They're only $80 and last years of abuse. The boot smell can be countered with putting baby powder every time you put them on.
#14 to #7 - tomatoesauce
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#16 to #14 - upunkpunk
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accidentally cheating on her   
   
what
accidentally cheating on her

what
User avatar #135 to #16 - lasmamoe
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He was figure skating, and he fell into a girls vagina.
It really wasn't his fault.
#17 to #16 - tomatoesauce
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#21 to #17 - regardsuncledolan
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Are you sure that you are not, in fact, Ross from Friends?
User avatar #102 to #21 - bighairyfart
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except ross and rachel actually did break up
#103 to #102 - anon id: 917f44c9
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they were on a break
User avatar #106 to #103 - bighairyfart
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same thing
#22 to #21 - tomatoesauce
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#95 to #22 - lamarisagoodname
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THIS is where I draw the line
User avatar #255 to #95 - zerpderp
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what was it
User avatar #256 to #255 - lamarisagoodname
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"I never watched friends, I don't really understand that shoe"

Heretic!
#259 to #256 - zerpderp
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never watched friends HERESY
never watched friends HERESY
User avatar #47 to #17 - vexaton
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How is still being in a "relationship" cheating? And how the **** can you not be sure if you're through? And also, how long after that first relationship was the next one? If you jump that quickly from girl to girl, you don't deserve them.
User avatar #27 to #14 - andnowducks
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Well Mr. Tomatoesauce, you are a scumbag and she's way out of your league.
User avatar #38 to #14 - thisusernameexists
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How is that relevant??? News flash, you don't sound mature enough to have a girlfriend. Also, don't accidentally cheat on someone.
User avatar #92 to #14 - hairydickfarts
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how do you accidentally cheat? does a random girl just happen to land on your erect penis? pls explain
User avatar #107 to #92 - swimmingprodigy
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he accidentally cheated on his girlfriend because a different girl messaged him 'hi' on Facebook and he responded "whats up?"

His girlfriend got jealous because the farthest theyve gone is sending each other hearts on FB
#104 to #92 - anon id: 917f44c9
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to be fair... he is probably 12, so they're not really in a relationship they just talk on facebook.
#132 to #7 - anon id: 246f8359
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You forgot the part where you promise to beat them every time they speak.
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#13 - xwindinthewires
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**xwindinthewires rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at EVERYWHERE ** How I pick up women.
#290 to #13 - biorh
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**biorh rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Swapping shirts ** Relevant roll is relevant.
#37 - xBooMHeaDShOt
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One step ahead of you, bro
User avatar #136 to #37 - bagofshit
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The golden rule ;)
#292 to #136 - anon id: 32f67f00
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Hey, don't get red thumbs get you down. There's always suicide!
#264 to #136 - fractalius
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That comment was worse than a *********
User avatar #296 to #264 - bagofshit
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guess i deserve :/ though i was talking about the video
#19 - volleys
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#117 to #19 - anon id: d2c27438
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oh we humorous white people.
#72 to #19 - chancebell
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White people
White people
User avatar #119 to #72 - jakb
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This gif cracks me up every time.
#26 to #19 - ponybroski
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White people
#31 - ladygrantham
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He had frosted tips...

but he rarely got the girl.
User avatar #173 to #31 - alpineltd
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He doesn't have a windsuit
User avatar #174 to #31 - elcreepo
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He would buy the dippin dots and then shove it down her bra when she wasn't looking.
User avatar #42 to #31 - kabuthefox
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he forgot the windsuit
bitches love the windsuit
User avatar #53 to #42 - daringdestiny
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his tamagotchis kept dying too
#8 - beren
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As a 90's kid, I find this stereotype to be crude and offensive. Maybe you should consider how you would feel if someone posted something like this about YOUR decade. Seriously. Why don't you just pack up your chronological profiling and get off the world wide web.
#20 to #8 - astraea
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Are you serious?
User avatar #46 to #20 - vexaton
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Why did you post a picture of the biggest faggot in the world along with your comment?
#48 to #46 - astraea
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Why not? He's actually a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #49 to #48 - vexaton
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Dude, Jan ******* Thomas is not a pretty cool guy. I have nothing against homosexuals, I'm bi myself, but he is just taking the stereotype to a whole new level. Like him if you want to, I was just asking why.
#51 to #49 - astraea
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I just post pictures of him because it makes everything awkward and funny, well, for me atleast.
User avatar #9 to #8 - princessderpy
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Amen
#97 to #8 - anon id: a652f7f8
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The current decade is always being made fun.
User avatar #11 to #8 - Ryukenblaze
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well, this explains why i never got any dates back then
User avatar #189 to #8 - cycloneclone
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Apparently you forgot that it's a joke. If you were right, we wouldn't be able to make fun of anything or anyone.
#126 to #8 - johnnygat
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Because no one ever makes fun of the current decade, right?
#298 to #126 - sonicwind
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#18 to #8 - toughactintinactin
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#4 - carlfroch
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The Tamagotchi part might be worth a try!
The Tamagotchi part might be worth a try!
#98 to #4 - punkstylee
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Whats this from ?
User avatar #99 to #98 - alexwise
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pysche
#116 to #4 - anon id: 20aadf0f
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PSYCH!
#39 - xmeatshieldx
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#66 - Thenewguygunther
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wait, are you saying this method stopped being effective in the 90's



that would explain a lot
#74 - sweateagle
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this will be used some day...
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#168 to #74 - limb
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**limb rolled a random image posted in comment #1122695 at Friendly **
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#114 to #74 - bluelight
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