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Life

WELCOME TO LIFE!
CHOOSE A :
EASY
JUST RELAX.
IT' S FINE. 'REALLY.
MEDIUM
NOT THAT BAD.
EPTIC) N. tal.
HARD
SURVIVAL.
f HAKANN MATATA MAD/ WAN/
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BRING IT ONI.
PRETTY MUCH
TCI KILL YOU.
**** IT!
I' M A PENGUIN.
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User avatar #11 - popcornqueen (03/24/2013) [-]
So I guess you can get Mexico in an expansion pack?
User avatar #142 to #11 - perqe (03/24/2013) [-]
Greenland will come out after the Mexico DLC.
User avatar #309 to #11 - elcreepo (03/25/2013) [-]
Yep, but it's on the same difficulty of every ******* thing is trying to kill you.
User avatar #334 to #309 - yuukoku (03/25/2013) [-]
No, it's "every ******* thing is trying to kill you and sell you drugs."
User avatar #80 to #11 - MasterManiac (03/24/2013) [-]
Along with the other 20 or so Central American countries that most people can't name and/or don't even know exist.
#349 to #11 - canut (03/25/2013) [-]
...and Costa Rica, Panama, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala, Belize, etc.
Pic obviously related.
#185 to #11 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Only if it's made by EA.
#335 to #185 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
But then it also wont work which is ironic in itself
User avatar #32 to #11 - manicekman (03/24/2013) [-]
It is in the expansion.

IRL: Mexico gangs
#75 to #11 - mishterlusk (03/24/2013) [-]
Along with New Zealand.
#104 to #75 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
and Japan
User avatar #405 to #104 - DamnNature (03/25/2013) [-]
and Greenland.
User avatar #20 to #11 - melcor (03/24/2013) [-]
1st day DLC for $49.99
#35 to #11 - daemonico (03/24/2013) [-]
In Mexico we can switch difficulties anytime.
#269 to #35 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
This guy is right.
Level 1, sell oranges.
Level 2, gas station work.
Final level: Be a reporter
#45 - connorbeyond (03/24/2013) [-]
Mexico isn't labeled as being on north america or south america
Mexico isn't labeled as being on north america or south america
#357 to #45 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
nope, the land mass between north and south america is actually known as central america.
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#400 to #45 - thelolzman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#116 to #45 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Actually Mexico is part of North America...
#155 to #116 - connorbeyond (03/24/2013) [-]
Not in this map. Thats the joke.
Not in this map. Thats the joke.
#181 to #45 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
central america
#258 to #45 - romeodark (03/24/2013) [-]
mexico is the DLC map
User avatar #74 to #45 - zukowashere (03/24/2013) [-]
It's cause they aren't stuck on one difficulty, although most try to escape to "easy" up north.
User avatar #53 to #45 - neonnurse (03/24/2013) [-]
It's a dlc pack by EA
User avatar #63 to #53 - mavericjones (03/24/2013) [-]
It's pretty much the life equivalent of horse armor.


Unless you like heroin.
#8 - cheifadvisoryuri (03/24/2013) [-]
Penguins make great Allies.
#17 to #8 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.
#51 to #8 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
All hail Yuri!
#186 - tasomo (03/24/2013) [-]
And in other news, Australia is painted as a rough & tumble place because of animal life that almost all Australians will never encounter except at a zoo.

Also in completely unheard of and shocking news, the sun will rise in the morning.
User avatar #188 to #186 - fuzzyballs (03/24/2013) [-]
killjoy
#191 to #188 - tasomo (03/24/2013) [-]
Fine fine...

<----- Australia
User avatar #217 to #191 - fuzzyballs (03/24/2013) [-]
....overkill
#218 to #217 - tasomo (03/24/2013) [-]
How about now?

<------ Australia?
User avatar #219 to #218 - fuzzyballs (03/24/2013) [-]
yeah, that'll do tasomo, that'll do....
User avatar #250 to #186 - arrogant (03/24/2013) [-]
I live in the middle of town and have brown snakes in my front yard. It's not quite all bull **** .
#103 - Kaalevv (03/24/2013) [-]
mfw i am mexican
mfw i am mexican
#204 to #103 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Nobody wants to live in Mexico. Isn't that why all you ******* keep trying to jump the border to America?
#176 - Viggiator (03/24/2013) [-]
Australia harder than Africa.. wut?
#237 to #176 - ucmerolling (03/24/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Polardog? ** Australia isn't so bad, once you get used to dying half a dozen times a day.
User avatar #183 to #176 - genocidalgenesis (03/24/2013) [-]
I think its because of civilized locations in Africa.. you know, like villages? I'm not sure.
Sure, there might be cities in Australia but there are so many animals and bugs that are very dangerous.
User avatar #262 to #183 - cadencee (03/24/2013) [-]
I live in Australia, unless you live in the middle of a desert or in the bush then it's perfectly safe... well... I did see a a redback at school once... but other than that lol.
User avatar #264 to #262 - genocidalgenesis (03/24/2013) [-]
Oh, Alright, well, good to know that its actually safer than I initially thought.
#7 - theonlytinman (03/24/2013) [-]
How Afghanistan and half the middle east isnt said to be as hard as Africa is beyond me.
User avatar #28 to #7 - hasanaat (03/24/2013) [-]
Afghanistan isn't the only country in the ME.
User avatar #29 to #28 - theonlytinman (03/24/2013) [-]
No, but its the one that I felt needed to be pointed out above the others.
User avatar #52 to #7 - alltimetens (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm Middle Eastern, and life in the Middle East is really easy. Is it as great as America? No, but Dubai is awesome.
User avatar #160 to #52 - lamarisagoodname (03/24/2013) [-]
And another thing, living in Dubai or any of the emirates if you aren't a national citizen sucks grandly, due to the fact that private schools are atrocious and the government greatly discriminates certain races.
#396 to #160 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
That's one hell of a generalization on government.
User avatar #156 to #52 - lamarisagoodname (03/24/2013) [-]
Dubai or any of the countries in the khaleeg (Saudi Arabia, Oman, UAE) are well known to be very rich and prosperous. Living in the rest of the middle east is a lot more difficult (Syrian, originally from palestine here, living in Canada)
User avatar #55 to #52 - theonlytinman (03/24/2013) [-]
Note the Half that I said
User avatar #59 to #55 - alltimetens (03/24/2013) [-]
I'd rather be in Afghan than in Africa :/
User avatar #64 to #59 - theonlytinman (03/24/2013) [-]
Depends on what part. Kabul and Herat are a no-no
User avatar #350 to #64 - alltimetens (03/25/2013) [-]
The only reason these countries are doing so bad are because of United States' interference.
User avatar #354 to #350 - theonlytinman (03/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, brother. Gonna have to disagree on this one. America is too busy helping you out to worry about itself. Thus why other places are thriving, and our economy is garbage.
User avatar #383 to #354 - alltimetens (03/25/2013) [-]
Helping you out? Thanks a lot for killing over 1 million Iraqis. We never needed your help in the first place. Your "help" just ruined it. I've been to Iraq and I've seen it with my own eyes. Especially in the slums of Iraq. That's where I saw hundreds of kids in the streets who were helpless.
User avatar #388 to #383 - theonlytinman (03/25/2013) [-]
Well maybe next time, you'll just hand over your insane leader instead of making us have to mow down soldiers by the hundreds to get him. Sounds more like a leadership issue than anything.
User avatar #389 to #388 - alltimetens (03/25/2013) [-]
Who? Saddam Hussein? I believe he was one of the best leaders that there ever was. He's viewed as a horrible person because of the fact that the media wants it that way so the U.S has an excuse to go to Iraq and sponsor a war for oil. Saddam Hussein kept the union together. He was strong.

We don't need your help. And don't blame other countries for your ****** economy. Your economy sucks because your leaders are ******* retards.
User avatar #390 to #389 - theonlytinman (03/25/2013) [-]
I can't believe this even has to be debated. He was ******* insane.
Between his genocide against the Kurds and his clear inability to hold true to the cease-fire that had been agreed on, there was no choice but to take control of the situation. Then he did nothing but prove to everyone exactly how malevolent his actions were. instead of trying to make peace with the UN, he decided to hide behind his own forces.
Also, Ill blame anyone who is to blame. Yes, our leaders need to try harder to fix our economy. But they wouldnt have to if everyone else had their **** together. Its clear exactly how mislead you are.
User avatar #391 to #390 - alltimetens (03/25/2013) [-]
lol. Saddam Hussein killed 150 people during his reign. Why, you ask? Because almost every Iraqi leader was assassinated. Saddam Hussein was nearly assassinated by a bunch of Kurds who he knew were a part of a small town. He said that if the assassins did not come out, he would kill every one of the civilians in that town. But because they're pussies, the assassins just didn't want to come out, so he killed everyone in that area as an example.

Iraq is a relatively small country. And what he didn't want was everyone splitting it into many different regions. He united Iraq in a similar way to the way that Joseph Stalin ruled the Soviet Union.

Do you honestly believe that Saddam Hussein killed as many people as you think? The United States killed over 1 million Iraqis... but NOOOOoooo... nobody mentions them!
User avatar #393 to #391 - theonlytinman (03/25/2013) [-]
I do like how you conveniently ignored the rest of the reasons I gave, focused on the only one on which you had a leg to stand on, then tried to turn the focus instead onto the fault of Americans. Its a poor debate strategy.
All the same, Saddam Hussein willingly and with full knowledge, murdered the innocents in that town. American doctrine for law of land warfare forbids the killing of whoever is unarmed. There were minimal civilian casualties. Every Iraqi that died by american hands knew what he was dying for, no matter how futile.
User avatar #402 to #393 - alltimetens (03/25/2013) [-]
AHEM... in 2007, a group of US army officers killed 12 civilians and injured 2 children. They were unarmed, and the officers knew that they were civilians yet they used the fact that two of them were holding cameras as an excuse to engage.

Dude, I don't have to explain it to you... just Google how many Iraqis died in the war.
User avatar #403 to #402 - theonlytinman (03/25/2013) [-]
Again, civilian casualties were minimal. They happened and some fairly enraged soldiers decided that they could do what they wanted. Doesn't change what Saddam Hussein did.
User avatar #407 to #403 - alltimetens (03/25/2013) [-]
The amount of civilian deaths that occurred as a result of the carelessness of the US army exceeds the amount of civilians that Saddam Hussein has killed by so much, that I don't think we even need to discuss this topic.


Why is it okay for a US soldier to kill a civilian and not any other person? I don't give a **** if you are the most respected soldier on Earth. If you're going to kill an UNARMED CIVILIAN you deserve to be punished severely.

Don't bother replying to me. I'm done talking to you. If you are so blind that you cannot see the evil within this war, you don't deserve to be taken seriously.
User avatar #410 to #407 - theonlytinman (03/25/2013) [-]
Said the pot to the kettle
#384 to #383 - hundreds (03/25/2013) [-]
whenever my named gets mentioned its people talking about real 			****		 on the internet.
whenever my named gets mentioned its people talking about real **** on the internet.

User avatar #385 to #384 - alltimetens (03/25/2013) [-]
Well, you chose a name that is obviously going to be used frequently in conversations.
#198 - evilhisao (03/24/2013) [-]
Made a couple of fixes.


I am not so good with teh paints
#201 to #198 - thestorbeck (03/24/2013) [-]
That was....beautiful...
That was....beautiful...
#60 - yugzer (03/24/2013) [-]
america
#46 - dickticklerluv (03/24/2013) [-]
******* Brazil has the most poisonous spider and a ******* turantula that can be up to a foot long. Not to mention ******* pythons, crocodiles and the weird ass fresh water dolphin
#140 to #46 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
The Sydney funnel web is the most poisonous spider in the world and is also quite large. It also has the most venomous snake, crocodiles, a few man-eating shark species, a poisonous duck-beaver, kangaroos, angry natives, a decent-sized desert, and is the birthplace of Mel ******* Gibson. Also, there are bilbies. They are small marsupial rabbits and while not very scary, these things can run down a tasmanian tiger.
#48 to #46 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah but only if you live in the middle of Amazon.
#310 - elcreepo (03/25/2013) [-]
So is Japan just a bootlegged copy of the game on easy mode? With hacks and additions made so that everything is just weird as **** , of course.
User avatar #47 - marking (03/24/2013) [-]
Mexico Is a DLC package.
#293 - biblioklept (03/24/2013) [-]
Life is harder in Africa than it is in Australia. I don't care how many big poisonous spiders there are in Australia.   
Africa uses violent rape as a military weapon.   
And then there's America
Life is harder in Africa than it is in Australia. I don't care how many big poisonous spiders there are in Australia.
Africa uses violent rape as a military weapon.
And then there's America
User avatar #314 to #293 - nediabeast (03/25/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand Australia, everything tries to kill you even as I type a 10 foot python is breaking down the door, even the tree's hide animals trying to kill you such as Drop bears.
User avatar #329 to #314 - biblioklept (03/25/2013) [-]
Around 90 percent of women in the Congo have been raped by soldiers.
And not just raped. That means they're basically cumdumpsters for multiple soldiers at once. The youngest was three years old.
They get blunt, sharp objects stuck up their vaginas, which includes broken bottles, hammers, etc.
And the worst part is that they're now looked at as shameful because they've had sex outside of marriage. Rape being used to literally tear a place apart.
User avatar #331 to #329 - biblioklept (03/25/2013) [-]
Not literally, misuse of that word sorry
User avatar #333 to #331 - nediabeast (03/25/2013) [-]
Not as scary as fighting 5 Koala's at once.
#337 to #333 - biblioklept (03/25/2013) [-]
most def
most def
#254 - pavenater (03/24/2013) [-]
Europe would be alot harder if it was 1940.
#77 - internetzsoviet (03/24/2013) [-]
So good old Mexico is nowhere on this map?

Them cartels bro.
#1 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
the whole southern hemisphere is a bitch
User avatar #9 to #1 - wethepixel (03/24/2013) [-]
New Zealand's pretty good.
#316 - riccostar (03/25/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys but I'd much rather live in the third world, undeveloped, poverty, disease, and violence stricken continent of Africa than the developed, wealthy, and safe Australian continent.  Makes sense to me...   
   
GIF slightly related
I don't know about you guys but I'd much rather live in the third world, undeveloped, poverty, disease, and violence stricken continent of Africa than the developed, wealthy, and safe Australian continent. Makes sense to me...

GIF slightly related
#352 to #316 - thesirofponies (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm curious about your reasons.
User avatar #367 to #352 - hammarhead (03/25/2013) [-]
i think it was a joke about how austalia is almost the hardest difficulty, even though it's as good as europe.
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User avatar #317 to #311 - lolwtfme (03/25/2013) [-]
Am I going to be expensive? I live in Mexico
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User avatar #321 to #319 - lolwtfme (03/25/2013) [-]
neat
User avatar #320 to #311 - suspectcheddars (03/25/2013) [-]
If EA sports did Geography
User avatar #211 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
all those conplaining about AUS

we are on fire
while in the mid of a flood



inb4 setting fire to the rain
User avatar #395 to #222 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
im not apple




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