Damsels. not mine... I am just going to go ahead and start this inevitable thread. i love you
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#9 - Brass (03/24/2013) [-]
I am just going to go ahead and start this inevitable thread.
User avatar #118 to #9 - mikli (03/24/2013) [-]
Wind Waker Zelda is a tsundere?
#63 to #60 - jesusfrankenstein (03/24/2013) [-]
Lost my **** at the Spirit Tracks one
User avatar #134 to #63 - octaviano (03/24/2013) [-]
Who didn't?
#123 - ihaspotato ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
#138 to #123 - greensky (03/24/2013) [-]
I lost it at "sing for me"
Reminded me of Cowboy Bebop ...
#146 to #123 - fruzzinoid (03/24/2013) [-]
That not only touched my heart, but it gently fondeled my heart, leaving nothing within me but tears...
#157 to #146 - thechosentroll (03/24/2013) [-]
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I'm sorry, but I can't get the image of Link chanting "Kaaaaliiiiiimaaaaaah!", while reaching into your chest, out of my head.
#158 to #157 - fruzzinoid (03/24/2013) [-]
I- LOVE YOU YOU FABULOUS BASTARD
#195 to #123 - windmagevaati ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#219 to #216 - windmagevaati ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Thanks, I was looking for that.
Thanks, I was looking for that.
#222 to #219 - girrafalopegis (03/24/2013) [-]
Here is another, if you want it.
Here is another, if you want it.
#224 to #222 - windmagevaati ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Why thank you kind sir.
Why thank you kind sir.
User avatar #204 to #123 - admiralen (03/24/2013) [-]
oh ******* god the feels
#206 to #123 - theonecalledtony (03/24/2013) [-]
Oh my God.  The feels....
Oh my God. The feels....
#128 to #123 - animepsycchosecond (03/24/2013) [-]
and here I was having a good day
and here I was having a good day
User avatar #160 to #123 - alfakroll (03/24/2013) [-]
Dude... no, It's too late..
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#161 to #123 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#207 to #123 - pinkiepieshappines ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
I see your dying character feels and raise you re-uniting feels!
I see your dying character feels and raise you re-uniting feels!
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User avatar #132 to #123 - octaviano (03/24/2013) [-]
GNAHH.
Feels overload. ;_;
User avatar #167 to #132 - samboy (03/24/2013) [-]
yeah feels...
because you know the feeling to be mortally wounded and die while a princess sings to you.
#175 to #167 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
If you had any concept of empathy you'd be able to understand how it must feel.
User avatar #234 to #175 - samboy (03/24/2013) [-]
Symapthy means you feel sorry

Empathy mean you know it feels.

if i said i have a terminal disease you cant say you know what it feels like.
#126 to #123 - mehy (03/24/2013) [-]
Dude , i came here to laugh and ended up crying like an idiot
Dude , i came here to laugh and ended up crying like an idiot
#109 - arigsxc (03/24/2013) [-]
Fuq you mean you don't suck dick?
User avatar #97 - animepost (03/24/2013) [-]
This made me rofl.
But there's truth to it.

Peach's kingdom is so laid-back.
She governs a bunch of mushroom people who are so cute and kind they can be left to their own devices.
They hold occasional sporting events, parties etc. Without a goddamn care in the world.

Zelda actually has to run a ******* kingdom.
She has pass laws, protect her people, stimulate the economy.
Would Peach have any of these problems? Nope!
I doubt Toad serial killers/terrorists and the like exist. Not to mention they can regulate their own economy by punching bricks.

Just food for thought.
User avatar #104 to #97 - goodguygary ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
until you realize the brick blocks, and pipes and whatnot, are toads.

www.mariowiki.com/toad_(species)#Super_Mario_Bros.
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User avatar #112 to #104 - animepost (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah I read about that.
No one really seems to mind so...
#137 to #130 - nephrithotroll (03/24/2013) [-]
Why not a pie?
User avatar #139 to #137 - supermegasherman (03/24/2013) [-]
its sex. cake is sex.
#150 to #139 - stemoya (03/24/2013) [-]
The cake is a lie. Mario is a kids' game.
#172 - Ihazfunkitty (03/24/2013) [-]
link when he finally defeats ganondorf
link when he finally defeats ganondorf
#174 to #172 - Ihazfunkitty (03/24/2013) [-]
link after
User avatar #176 to #174 - SgtBaha (03/24/2013) [-]
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User avatar #89 - rdangerdash (03/24/2013) [-]
I don't think people get it. In most of the games Zelda isn't Link's love interest. He's not saving her becasue he loves her, he's saving her becasue if he doesn't then the world ends. It has nothing to do with him being in love with her or her being in love with him. It's about saving her becasue he has to.
#240 to #89 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
What about in Skyward Sword?
User avatar #92 to #89 - animepost (03/24/2013) [-]
Wrong. Read the mangas.
Shigeru gave direction to the artist to make them lovey-dovey because:
"They are in love. It's not just business.
User avatar #94 to #92 - rdangerdash (03/24/2013) [-]
Are the Mangas really considered to be canon though?
User avatar #95 to #94 - animepost (03/24/2013) [-]
I'd assume so since they were directed by shigeru himself and follow their respective games 1:1. The only difference being that Links emotions are actually shown whereas in the games they're implied (i.e. In love with zelda.)
User avatar #96 to #95 - rdangerdash (03/24/2013) [-]
Okay, well although that is a valid point I don't think you can say that for all the games. Certainly not Twilight Princess.
User avatar #99 to #96 - animepost (03/24/2013) [-]
Weeell, It can actually be said for all games after Skyward Sword.
In SS, they're so obviously in love,
and that was the game that sparked the reincarnation cycle.
So it can be assumed they're in love in all games they're both present.
User avatar #101 to #99 - rdangerdash (03/24/2013) [-]
You put up a hard argument, animepost. I think I might have to give up at this point.
#102 to #101 - animepost (03/24/2013) [-]
Take this. It's dangerous to go alone.
#108 - ShadowEagle (03/24/2013) [-]
**** all y'all, Link and Malon is best pairing. It makes the most sense...... And I kinda got a thing for country girls, don't hate me
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User avatar #117 to #108 - ivoryhammer (03/24/2013) [-]
I like her or Saria
User avatar #1 - nalenthi (03/23/2013) [-]
Zelda is a needy bitch.

This has been established.
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#179 to #141 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
>saves your ass more than once
>Link needs HER to fight Ganon
User avatar #12 to #1 - theroflcer ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
I don't recall her ever being needy in any game, and in Ocarina of Time she was well developed.

If you listen to people's conversations, Shiek (You know, Zelda) did ton's to help the people such as saving Princess Ruto and fighting off some of Ganon's forces. She also gives the autograph for you to get around.

The main problem I have is with the content. It's explained in the game that she asked for the Ocarina back so Link could have his childhood back since it was taken away from him.
User avatar #3 to #1 - dxninjaxo (03/23/2013) [-]
Zelda is a hot needy bitch.
User avatar #4 to #3 - nalenthi (03/23/2013) [-]
Maybe but as a straight female that doesn't affect me.

So I despise her. I mean seriously woman, stop being a needy bitch.
User avatar #13 to #4 - mcstorms (03/24/2013) [-]
how is she needy?
User avatar #5 to #4 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
when is it established that she's heterosexual?
User avatar #10 to #5 - condormcninja (03/24/2013) [-]
About halfway through A Link to the Past, she says "I LOVE THE COCK" to Link. This was considered confirmation that she is heterosexual.
User avatar #185 to #10 - octaviano (03/24/2013) [-]
I was eating some icecream, and not to spit it out, I snorted all over the screen.
**** you. It was a chicken cock, wasn't it?
#7 to #5 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Skyward sword
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#85 to #6 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
You're a special kind of stupid.
User avatar #11 to #6 - RisenLichen (03/24/2013) [-]
In Wind Waker she helps you **** up Ganodorf. Same for Twilight Princess.

But yea.. mostly useless.
#242 to #3 - bluelight (03/24/2013) [-]
if you like that you should take a look at this then

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4486728/You+Know+Her+Legend+Now+Play+Her+Story/

You Know Her Legend, Now Play Her Story
User avatar #243 to #242 - dxninjaxo (03/24/2013) [-]
I saw that :D my manhood trembles
#39 - jakemk (03/24/2013) [-]
the cake is a lie...
#111 - nyxie (03/24/2013) [-]
Midna > Zelda
User avatar #113 to #111 - Polomaster (03/24/2013) [-]
******* love zelda (dont play it though) this is awesome
#212 to #111 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Know of any good doujins relevant to this topic?
#114 to #111 - europe (03/24/2013) [-]
Why do so many people have a thing for midna?
#210 to #114 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
How do so many people not have a thing for Midna?
#131 to #114 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Because she is a hot saucy redhead?
#261 to #131 - rubusguy (04/25/2015) [-]
SAUCY GIRLS????
#168 to #114 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
furries
User avatar #140 to #114 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/24/2013) [-]
loli
#153 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Love interests for Link go something like this in rank for me

Midna>Malon>Saria>Ruto>Zelda

You hear me!? ******* Ruto would make a better love interest than ZELDA!!!
User avatar #154 to #153 - Eydrrup (03/24/2013) [-]
That stupid moment where you forget to log in.
User avatar #162 - mynameisgeorge (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah..but did Peach shoot light arrows at Bowser?
#170 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
This is a perfect example of how FJ operates.

Do something for a woman? She's a stupid bitch for not having sex with you.
User avatar #181 to #170 - pedobubblegum (03/24/2013) [-]
There is a little thing called returning the favor. It dosn't even have to be sex. Hell, I would prefer what Peach offered than what Zelda offered.
#183 to #181 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
besides, he was revered as a God at the end of OoT, he just abandoned the place.
#182 to #181 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
He's got immortality, and I'm pretty sure he wasn't doing a favor, he was doing the one thing he exists to do
#184 to #182 - pedobubblegum (03/24/2013) [-]
So That is what he had to do.. So he should get no payment?
YOu have to work at a job because you have to, Should you not get payed?
#190 to #184 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Not to mention, he's the extension of a God's will. He is literally 1/3 of the Triforce. So what do you give the guy who has literally ******* everything?
User avatar #191 to #190 - pedobubblegum (03/24/2013) [-]
... If I tell you that you won, will you just stop replying?
#194 to #191 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
but don't start an argument if you don't care enough to finish it next time.
#192 to #191 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
If you stop replying I'll stop replying.
#187 to #184 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
I volunteer to work at a job. Link was created to do the job.

and you know what he wants? He wants peace. He doesn't want anything else. He wants Ganon dead and Zelda alive. That is his sole motivation.

It's absolutely incredible that you can sit here and demand he is given things that even he doesn't want.
#189 to #187 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Ok dude, what ever, Im not going to argue with you over something like this.
User avatar #231 to #170 - darthblam (03/24/2013) [-]
So saving the entire ******* kingdom, ALONE, doesn't deserve some kind of reward?
#116 - lemongrabble (03/24/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to slap Zelda's 			****		. She's so damn cruel.
I've always wanted to slap Zelda's **** . She's so damn cruel.
#119 to #116 - paradoxofnight (03/24/2013) [-]
**paradoxofnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1208349 at Friendly ** how the **** did you get so many lemongrab gifs
#120 to #119 - lemongrabble (03/24/2013) [-]
Mostly Google and Funnyjunk. And other various websites.
Mostly Google and Funnyjunk. And other various websites.
#164 to #120 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
You got that one where he cranks open his mouth wide to eat the Ice King? that one scares me :c
#166 to #164 - lemongrabble (03/24/2013) [-]
**Oh, you mean this*?*
**Oh, you mean this*?*
#200 to #116 - tomthehippie (03/24/2013) [-]
Here's a thought though, in OOT, she gives link what he gave up to save her, returning him to the past so he can live a life with out having to fight and get hurt and save all of the ******* world.

Also, a second thought, Link is the Hero Of Time, literally the Goddess's "Oh **** !" card when things go south. He was created to be the hero the world needs when ever evil stirs.

So how do you reward a guy who was created to save the world, for saving the world? Maybe let him live a life of peace?
#213 - spanishninja (03/24/2013) [-]
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#115 - spiritofvengeance (03/24/2013) [-]
What I really wanted to do at the end of each game
User avatar #186 - trollofhalo (03/24/2013) [-]
What Link got in every one of his lives:
Hookshot
Billions of rupees
Megaton Hammer
******** of masks
Moon Tear
Master Sword
Kokiri Sword
Fish
Fishing rods
Fairies
Shields
ETC,

What Mario got in his lives:
Mushrooms
Flowers
A star
A penguin
#188 to #186 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, which games other than the two N64 games had **** tons of masks? and a lot of that other stuff didn't appear in a lot of games.
User avatar #193 to #188 - trollofhalo (03/24/2013) [-]
I don't know yet, it's a secret to everyone.
And if you didn't get that, go **** yourself
#221 - soulterminatorm (03/24/2013) [-]
Dang. Now I really wanna play some LoZ Games.
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