STEVE IS A PIMP I TELL YOU (OC). . lam aware that a lot of play minecraft. Here is something n' TY friend and I worked out: this is steve. His inventory is 9x4. Cars
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STEVE IS A PIMP I TELL YOU (OC)

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lam aware that a lot of
play minecraft. Here is
something n' TY friend and
I worked out:
this is steve.
His inventory is
9x4.
This is a gold block.
Notch stated that
each block was Inn by Inn
Every gold block is therefore
equal to 19. 3 tonnes.
So 1 stack of 64 would be 2
35/ 2, tonnes
Then one line of the inventory
would be:
All 4 lines would be:
2, tonnes
Steve can pack in as much
force as a 1. 2 Iowa
battleship.
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User avatar #1 - logicstrike (03/23/2013) [-]
how does he do it! Quite simple, he lifts
User avatar #43 to #1 - mrbuu (03/24/2013) [-]
why you think he can punch out 1m by 1m blocks of tree/dirt/gold/diamond.
Also why he uses his bare hands to make diamond tools or craft metal.
#122 to #1 - rbanh (03/24/2013) [-]
Well look at him. Of course he does!
User avatar #164 to #122 - masdercheef ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
"You were going to blow up my house! Now I'm going to blow up your.... PROSTATE!"
#60 - moofinbanana (03/24/2013) [-]
He also has the ability to crush sand into sandstone by himself.
WITHOUT a crafting table...
User avatar #73 to #60 - trollnot (03/24/2013) [-]
He has the power to compress diamonds into a block by hand and you are surprised by sandstone **** needs to be as hot as the ******* sun
User avatar #148 to #73 - sergiusalceanu (03/24/2013) [-]
He needs the workbench for compressing diamond
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User avatar #3 - hardtuner (03/23/2013) [-]
There is a reason why he can make tools of diamond.
User avatar #33 - TheOriginalNerd (03/24/2013) [-]
he literally punches trees into pieces

yeah hes got some punch
User avatar #57 to #33 - aldheim (03/24/2013) [-]
That ***** can break mountains in the span of moments with nothing but a pick.
#6 - badabingbadaboom (03/23/2013) [-]
Tower of Pimps!
+1
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#127 to #6 - iraniie (03/24/2013) [-]
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#86 to #6 - puregarbage (03/24/2013) [-]
Its so rare that i see a Rooster Teeth/ Achievement hunter thread.. i am soo happy
Its so rare that i see a Rooster Teeth/ Achievement hunter thread.. i am soo happy
#17 to #7 - eyemeralds (03/24/2013) [-]
"Guys. This tree has 'Bad News' written on it."
#18 to #17 - wilfredfanforever (03/24/2013) [-]
"He's a friendly Enderman.. He's a frienderman."
User avatar #182 to #18 - frienderman (03/26/2013) [-]
Oh hi there
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#75 to #28 - eyemeralds (03/24/2013) [-]
Hooray
We got a Michael in there
#79 to #75 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #17 - coledu (03/24/2013) [-]
Which episode is that?
User avatar #26 to #24 - eyemeralds (03/24/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UpwAXpA680Q#t=780s

I found a picture that had the exact episode number and time
#169 to #125 - Rascal (03/24/2013) [-]
I do
#74 - jasonmaki (03/24/2013) [-]
nuff said
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User avatar #129 to #74 - mrcocoabeans (03/24/2013) [-]
355738 tonnes
User avatar #145 - fistpump (03/24/2013) [-]
So that's why he can punch trees down in mere seconds...
#153 to #145 - syrenthra (03/24/2013) [-]
It is also why he can eventually break stone with his fist too
It is also why he can eventually break stone with his fist too
#4 - twatfacejenkins (03/23/2013) [-]
he still suffocates in a metre cubed of gravel :l
User avatar #30 - lazengahn (03/24/2013) [-]
I saw this a long time ago

consider this
a Golden apple has 8 blocks of Gold on it
now recalculate lol
#64 to #30 - FillupMiCrevis (03/24/2013) [-]
Multiply answer by 8, add the weight of however many apples you have.
gg
User avatar #82 to #64 - LocoJoe (03/24/2013) [-]
What about the weight of the apple?
User avatar #162 to #82 - eddymolly (03/24/2013) [-]
Insignificant in relation to the mass of the gold
#178 to #162 - LocoJoe (03/24/2013) [-]
It matters. So many ounces!

P.S. if you don't get the joke this guy is a gear reviewer on Youtube and he complains about weight to the point where he won't carry a folding knife over 4 ounces.
User avatar #173 to #162 - lazengahn (03/24/2013) [-]
but its a lot of apples
i can't carry that many
User avatar #174 to #173 - eddymolly (03/24/2013) [-]
Apple weighs somewhere around 150g, 1 apple is less than 1/3,000,000 of the weight of the gold, insignificant in comparison.
User avatar #175 to #174 - lazengahn (03/24/2013) [-]
I know, I'm just being silly
User avatar #176 to #175 - eddymolly (03/24/2013) [-]
Ahh, fair enough. I like doing maths anyhow, so I don't mind
#118 - europe (03/24/2013) [-]
not to mention he can compress diamonds with his bare hands
#124 to #118 - Rascal (03/24/2013) [-]
that asshole steve don't even have FINGERS
#128 - walcorn (03/24/2013) [-]
Applying the same logic here, steve's power level is:

44467200/32 = 1389600
1389600 x 5 = 6948000

Steve's power level is 6.948M
#139 to #128 - tyraxio (03/24/2013) [-]
Humans can lift 40% of their weight? wat

I don't know about you guys, but I'm a ******* weakling, and I can lift at least myself. That means my peak is probably around my own weight.
#141 to #139 - Rascal (03/24/2013) [-]
He probably meant above their head or something. I can put my hands on a table and lift myself, but I probably couldn't benchpress more than 1/3 of my weight.
User avatar #143 to #141 - gatorade (03/24/2013) [-]
A healthy human that has the average strength should be able to lift at least 70% of their weight.

I can lift over my weight, and most people I see benchpressing can lift their own weight too.
#146 to #143 - Rascal (03/24/2013) [-]
Maybe I could lift more then, I don't know. I haven't lifted wights since middle school. Also, I'm a fatass, so any percentage of my weight is a much bigger number than the same percentage of an average person's weight.
#134 to #128 - nephrithotroll (03/24/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl97TG8jbA
Goku have the ability to break his limits
Superman have no limits because he absorbing sun radiation rays
mfw
User avatar #136 to #134 - QuakinDuck (03/24/2013) [-]
I SAW THAT VIDEO
#71 - Magnisethered (03/24/2013) [-]
He clearly lifts.
He clearly lifts.
User avatar #103 to #71 - aoneoneverything (03/24/2013) [-]
Wait, how old is this GIF?



Just kidding
#95 to #71 - kingarturi ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
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#83 to #71 - urbemarmis (03/24/2013) [-]
im drumk and when i saw that at firsty i was relly amazed.
#84 to #83 - Magnisethered (03/24/2013) [-]
In sober and when I saw this for hundredth time, it still amazes me.
#149 - kittys (03/24/2013) [-]
But still, this is pretty cool.
#87 - axeaddonis (03/24/2013) [-]
The ender dragon, to be able to take so much damage, must be comprised entirely of material that could only be created by the supergravity of a black hole.
User avatar #100 to #87 - riathewolf (03/24/2013) [-]
So...Ragnarok?
User avatar #104 to #100 - goodguygary (03/24/2013) [-]
but Ragnarok isn't a material.
#105 to #104 - riathewolf (03/24/2013) [-]
Is Ragnarok an instrument?
#106 to #105 - goodguygary (03/24/2013) [-]
no patrick Ragnarok is not an instrument.
#107 to #106 - riathewolf (03/24/2013) [-]
Asgard isn't an instrument either.

(I think I was originally going somewhere with this, but...)
#112 to #107 - mlpmeh (03/24/2013) [-]
**mlpmeh rolls 03**
User avatar #109 to #87 - brettyht (03/24/2013) [-]
the ender dragon...Ender...dragon... Oh, Orson Scott-Card, you sneaky bastard!
User avatar #171 to #109 - ihaveakeyboard (03/24/2013) [-]
did the ender dragon actually come first?
I am unaware of what the ender dragon actually is
User avatar #180 to #171 - brettyht (03/25/2013) [-]
I am talking about Ender's Game, a book by orson scott card, where a boy who is named Ender(due to the mispronunciation of his real name, Andrew) becomes leader of the dragon army in the book. I dont know much about the ender dragon myself, but it is pretty easy to see where Orson got the names from. However, Ragnorok, I believe is a term in Norse mythology, so I am guessing, yes, the ender dragon came before Enders game. If you want more, you can probably look it up on wikipedia or something for a quick review.
User avatar #62 - lorddarkskull (03/24/2013) [-]
but not 37 bottles of water
#140 to #62 - Rascal (03/24/2013) [-]
no space left in pocket or bag?
User avatar #130 - ithinkimfunny (03/24/2013) [-]
1m by 1m
flat then I guess
User avatar #115 - iamcraig ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
That means, based off the current price of gold, he would be carrying $2,289,242,603,520 worth of gold
#147 to #115 - Rascal (03/24/2013) [-]
I would suggest robbing him to fix the world's debt problem...but he would tear every country's army apart. That much muscle compressed into the size of a human must be harder than adamantium. even nukes wouldn't hurt him.
#66 - secretdestroyers (03/24/2013) [-]
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#55 - lamarisagoodname (03/24/2013) [-]
Just a bit confused here. Do you mean that Steve can carry an Iowa battleship, or that he has the back strength equivalent to an Iowa battleship?
Just a bit confused here. Do you mean that Steve can carry an Iowa battleship, or that he has the back strength equivalent to an Iowa battleship?
User avatar #63 to #55 - mrblueftw (03/24/2013) [-]
that he can carry as much.
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