STEVE IS A PIMP I TELL YOU (OC). . lam aware that a lot of play minecraft. Here is something n' TY friend and I worked out: this is steve. His inventory is 9x4. Cars
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STEVE IS A PIMP I TELL YOU (OC)

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lam aware that a lot of
play minecraft. Here is
something n' TY friend and
I worked out:
this is steve.
His inventory is
9x4.
This is a gold block.
Notch stated that
each block was Inn by Inn
Every gold block is therefore
equal to 19. 3 tonnes.
So 1 stack of 64 would be 2
35/ 2, tonnes
Then one line of the inventory
would be:
All 4 lines would be:
2, tonnes
Steve can pack in as much
force as a 1. 2 Iowa
battleship.
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User avatar #1 - logicstrike (03/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how does he do it! Quite simple, he lifts
#6 - badabingbadaboom (03/23/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Tower of Pimps!
User avatar #3 - hardtuner (03/23/2013) [-]
There is a reason why he can make tools of diamond.
#74 - jasonmaki (03/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
nuff said
#60 - moofinbanana (03/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He also has the ability to crush sand into sandstone by himself.
WITHOUT a crafting table...
#4 - twatfacejenkins (03/23/2013) [-]
he still suffocates in a metre cubed of gravel :l
User avatar #33 - TheOriginalNerd (03/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
he literally punches trees into pieces

yeah hes got some punch
#125 - daftiduck (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#71 - Magnisethered (03/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
He clearly lifts.
He clearly lifts.
User avatar #145 - fistpump (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So that's why he can punch trees down in mere seconds...
User avatar #30 - lazengahn (03/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I saw this a long time ago

consider this
a Golden apple has 8 blocks of Gold on it
now recalculate lol
#118 - europe (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
not to mention he can compress diamonds with his bare hands
User avatar #62 - lorddarkskull (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but not 37 bottles of water
#128 - walcorn (03/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Applying the same logic here, steve's power level is:

44467200/32 = 1389600
1389600 x 5 = 6948000

Steve's power level is 6.948M
User avatar #115 - iamcraig (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That means, based off the current price of gold, he would be carrying $2,289,242,603,520 worth of gold
#149 - kittys (03/24/2013) [-]
But still, this is pretty cool.
#87 - axeaddonis (03/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The ender dragon, to be able to take so much damage, must be comprised entirely of material that could only be created by the supergravity of a black hole.
#66 - secretdestroyers (03/24/2013) [-]
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#135 - logibearrawr (03/24/2013) [-]
maybe Steve is a Iowa ship
maybe Steve is a Iowa ship
#54 - Lulzilla (03/24/2013) [-]
If you add 1 and 2 at the end it'd make 3.
Half life 3 confirmed.
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