Choose Your Weapon. Found on BuzzFeed.. Yeah, a wasp that can bite down with 900 lbs. of force per square inch. JUST WHAT I WANT FLYING AROUND MY BACKYARD. y u kill phanact
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#35 - africanking (03/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, a wasp that can bite down with 900 lbs. of force per square inch.

JUST WHAT I WANT FLYING AROUND MY BACKYARD.
User avatar #478 to #35 - sorenlolz (03/24/2013) [-]
Woah this guy knows his **** .
#477 to #35 - obeyweegee (03/24/2013) [-]
You have nothing to worry about. Let me explain. It all depends on how much force is put on each square inch. If it's 900 pounds of force on 100th of an inch, that wouldn't be much. The wasp's bite would be like stabbing yourself with a needle. There would be a mere 9 pounds pushing on your skin.
#383 to #35 - arigsxc (03/24/2013) [-]
lets not leave out the ******* tigers with wings..
User avatar #59 to #35 - rhiaanor (03/23/2013) [-]
what if it is the size of a lion instead of a wasp.... HOLY **** MY FEAR OF FLYING STINGY THINGS JUST GREW MORE
User avatar #439 to #59 - chickendinna (03/24/2013) [-]
we're all ****** ....we as a race are not yet ready for such a dangerous combination...
User avatar #84 to #35 - epicsauciness (03/23/2013) [-]
Even more excuses reasons to never go outside
User avatar #62 to #35 - Sacrifice (03/23/2013) [-]
Whilst stabbing you with its ass dagger.
#19 - heafi (03/23/2013) [-]
my face every day if most of these existed
my face every day if most of these existed
#6 - lordfluffs (03/23/2013) [-]
Pretty sure half of those already exist somewhere in Australia   
   
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Pretty sure half of those already exist somewhere in Australia

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User avatar #248 to #6 - ephyra (03/24/2013) [-]
Only the Great White Rhinark and the Liosp, actually.
User avatar #261 to #6 - tehlulzbringer (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm australian and I can confirm that 65% of them exist here.
User avatar #87 to #6 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [-]
it took me ******* ages to realise this was a raw chicken with googley eyes and it's mouth was it's anus.
#30 to #6 - katinka (03/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - larsravn (03/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, the world would be a better place with ******* Great white sharks with legs!


not really
User avatar #447 to #1 - crazycowhimself (03/24/2013) [-]
actually, I don't fear the shark-part the most - yeah, those suck too.
but..

a carnivorous rhino...
****
#2 to #1 - ittakesamuscle (03/23/2013) [-]
relevant
#5 to #2 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
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#230 to #5 - trollbearcat (03/24/2013) [-]
****		 ya sharktopus
**** ya sharktopus
#226 to #5 - yindragon (03/24/2013) [-]
That is the single most nightmarish thing I have ever seen.
User avatar #367 to #5 - yoo (03/24/2013) [-]
the **** is this from
#294 to #2 - meepmerppicklederp (03/24/2013) [-]
I think you mean this.
I think you mean this.
#133 - cshp (03/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #200 to #133 - anonomoz ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
elephated ****
#68 - pixlexia (03/23/2013) [-]
Are you not entertained!?
User avatar #398 to #68 - exele (03/24/2013) [-]
more like "COME AT ME, BRO!!"
#18 - shazzshabam (03/23/2013) [-]
''If these existed, the world would be a better place''   
   
Are you 			*******		 kidding me? Could you imagine the 			****		 a Liosp would cause?!
''If these existed, the world would be a better place''

Are you ******* kidding me? Could you imagine the **** a Liosp would cause?!

#101 - tasomo (03/23/2013) [-]
Jesus. "Oh no, the liosp! What a nightmare!" Get a flyswatter.

Yet you morons are completely cool with THIS ******* THING wandering the planet!??!
#245 to #101 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
one word, flying tigers...
User avatar #493 to #245 - leafonthewind (11/02/2013) [-]
fligers
User avatar #14 - mads (03/23/2013) [-]
A mixture of a horse and a hornet would be called a horse or a hornet
#29 to #14 - katinka (03/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #14 - piptime (03/23/2013) [-]
hornse or horsnet
#228 - sgc (03/24/2013) [-]
#352 to #229 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
man I laughed way too hard at that thanks
User avatar #441 to #229 - hole (03/24/2013) [-]
You clever bastard!
#111 - lolymoly (03/24/2013) [-]
elephuck
#124 to #111 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
I was expecting a bigger penis.
#311 to #124 - SilentRaver (03/24/2013) [-]
Elephants are able to control their penises with full dexterity like their trunks. So he could pretty much bitch slap you with it regardless of size.
Elephants are able to control their penises with full dexterity like their trunks. So he could pretty much bitch slap you with it regardless of size.
User avatar #487 to #311 - lolymoly (03/25/2013) [-]
that's awesome.
#360 to #111 - burningsmurfs (03/24/2013) [-]
I have a lil story about that. My spanish class somehow swindled the school to letting us go to the zoo if we promised to write papers on the animals in spanish or whatever. So, being 16 year old fags like we were we went to the monkies and when they started humping and whacking their junk around the teachers were mortified that 30 kids were screaming about it and shooed us off to go look at the elephants. We sit on some bleachers for some elephant "show" and they bring out a male and a female to compare sizes or some **** . Suddenly the male throws a raging hard on and starts mounting and humping the female. We are all stunned silent by the females strength to hold up this giant behemoth. He finishes his business and the teachers seemed relieved and then the elephant starts scratching his own stomach with his penis.

Of course we all start screaming and pointing like the 16 year old fags we are and the teachers finally give up and put us on the buses and ship us back to school. The next day we start giving our presentations in the class about our trip and the first 3 guys talk about elephant stomach-scratching boners. The teacher hangs her head and asks, did anyone NOT write about elephant boners? Like 3 girls raise their hands and the teacher just says **** it and throws on the Lion King in spanish for us to watch that day and didn't even bother to grade our papers. Mfw we got out of two spanish classes and got to watch the Lion King in school.
User avatar #427 to #360 - spaceturtlecadet (03/24/2013) [-]
That's awesome.
#102 - romeodark ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
an elephunk???
#131 to #102 - nelflover (03/24/2013) [-]
When a normal 			****		 isn't enough to give.    
   
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When a normal **** isn't enough to give.

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User avatar #103 to #102 - ashinydoornob ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
"El **** "
#7 - erdbeerbaum (03/23/2013) [-]
Impossible Creatures, anyone?
User avatar #304 to #7 - giguelingueling (03/24/2013) [-]
**** YEAH



Btw, is it still possible to play this online ? I heard the official server are down
User avatar #474 to #304 - tomtomat (03/24/2013) [-]
The servers have been down for years, but it's still possible to host lans online using Hamachi, Tunngle, among other things. :D
User avatar #476 to #474 - giguelingueling (03/24/2013) [-]
Ty, I shall start playing this game again after this semester
#8 to #7 - kapane (03/23/2013) [-]
This is eerily familiar. Is Impossible Creatures the name?
#9 to #8 - erdbeerbaum (03/23/2013) [-]
Yep, was an PC game some years ago.
You could mix 2 different animals to build your own army

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Creatures
#10 to #9 - kapane (03/23/2013) [-]
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#11 to #7 - dillybilly (03/23/2013) [-]
Omg dude thank you so much ive been trying to find the name of this game forever i remember playing it as a kid and i forgot the name. Thank You

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#433 to #118 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
you say that like you would have a choice
#58 - theoriginaltyson (03/23/2013) [-]
Elephuck.
#27 - foxxywithpaws (03/23/2013) [-]
A deer-like fox already exists... and it's called a wolf. A maned wolf.
#22 - frontlinemedic (03/23/2013) [-]
The rhinark......
#116 - echobase (03/24/2013) [-]
If those animals existed, I would just stop life.
If those animals existed, I would just stop life.
#110 - mooghens (03/24/2013) [-]
Flying tigers. Oh yeah, that would definitely sound like a beneficial thing to this world
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