Choose Your Weapon. Found on BuzzFeed.. Yeah, a wasp that can bite down with 900 lbs. of force per square inch. JUST WHAT I WANT FLYING AROUND MY BACKYARD. y u kill phanact
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#35 - africanking
Reply +429
(03/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, a wasp that can bite down with 900 lbs. of force per square inch.

JUST WHAT I WANT FLYING AROUND MY BACKYARD.
#478 to #35 - sorenlolz
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Woah this guy knows his ****.
#477 to #35 - obeyweegee
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(03/24/2013) [-]
You have nothing to worry about. Let me explain. It all depends on how much force is put on each square inch. If it's 900 pounds of force on 100th of an inch, that wouldn't be much. The wasp's bite would be like stabbing yourself with a needle. There would be a mere 9 pounds pushing on your skin.
#383 to #35 - arigsxc
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(03/24/2013) [-]
lets not leave out the ******* tigers with wings..
#59 to #35 - rhiaanor
Reply +32
(03/23/2013) [-]
what if it is the size of a lion instead of a wasp.... HOLY **** MY FEAR OF FLYING STINGY THINGS JUST GREW MORE
#439 to #59 - chickendinna
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(03/24/2013) [-]
we're all ******....we as a race are not yet ready for such a dangerous combination...
#84 to #35 - epicsauciness
Reply +44
(03/23/2013) [-]
Even more excuses reasons to never go outside
#62 to #35 - Sacrifice
Reply +53
(03/23/2013) [-]
Whilst stabbing you with its ass dagger.
#484 to #62 - Jesusnipples
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(03/24/2013) [-]
#1 - larsravn
Reply +426
(03/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, the world would be a better place with ******* Great white sharks with legs!


not really
#447 to #1 - crazycowhimself
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(03/24/2013) [-]
actually, I don't fear the shark-part the most - yeah, those suck too.
but..

a carnivorous rhino...
****
#2 to #1 - ittakesamuscle
Reply +30
(03/23/2013) [-]
relevant
#5 to #2 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +67
(03/23/2013) [-]
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#230 to #5 - trollbearcat
Reply +30
(03/24/2013) [-]
**** ya sharktopus
**** ya sharktopus
#226 to #5 - yindragon
Reply +11
(03/24/2013) [-]
That is the single most nightmarish thing I have ever seen.
#367 to #5 - yoo
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(03/24/2013) [-]
the **** is this from
#294 to #2 - meepmerppicklederp
Reply +9
(03/24/2013) [-]
I think you mean this.
I think you mean this.
#459 to #294 - ctrlaltdeleet
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(03/24/2013) [-]
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#6 - lordfluffs
Reply +266
(03/23/2013) [-]
Pretty sure half of those already exist somewhere in Australia   
   
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Pretty sure half of those already exist somewhere in Australia

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#248 to #6 - ephyra
Reply +3
(03/24/2013) [-]
Only the Great White Rhinark and the Liosp, actually.
#261 to #6 - tehlulzbringer
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I'm australian and I can confirm that 65% of them exist here.
#87 to #6 - steedawwg **User deleted account**
Reply +5
(03/23/2013) [-]
it took me ******* ages to realise this was a raw chicken with googley eyes and it's mouth was it's anus.
#30 to #6 - katinka
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(03/23/2013) [-]
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#19 - heafi
Reply +119
(03/23/2013) [-]
my face every day if most of these existed
my face every day if most of these existed
#16 - Steinwolf
Reply +95
(03/23/2013) [-]
#111 - lolymoly
Reply +84
(03/24/2013) [-]
elephuck
#124 to #111 - anon
Reply 0
(03/24/2013) [-]
I was expecting a bigger penis.
#311 to #124 - SilentRaver
Reply +5
(03/24/2013) [-]
Elephants are able to control their penises with full dexterity like their trunks. So he could pretty much bitch slap you with it regardless of size.
Elephants are able to control their penises with full dexterity like their trunks. So he could pretty much bitch slap you with it regardless of size.
#487 to #311 - lolymoly
Reply +1
(03/25/2013) [-]
that's awesome.
#360 to #111 - burningsmurfs
Reply +11
(03/24/2013) [-]
I have a lil story about that. My spanish class somehow swindled the school to letting us go to the zoo if we promised to write papers on the animals in spanish or whatever. So, being 16 year old fags like we were we went to the monkies and when they started humping and whacking their junk around the teachers were mortified that 30 kids were screaming about it and shooed us off to go look at the elephants. We sit on some bleachers for some elephant "show" and they bring out a male and a female to compare sizes or some ****. Suddenly the male throws a raging hard on and starts mounting and humping the female. We are all stunned silent by the females strength to hold up this giant behemoth. He finishes his business and the teachers seemed relieved and then the elephant starts scratching his own stomach with his penis.

Of course we all start screaming and pointing like the 16 year old fags we are and the teachers finally give up and put us on the buses and ship us back to school. The next day we start giving our presentations in the class about our trip and the first 3 guys talk about elephant stomach-scratching boners. The teacher hangs her head and asks, did anyone NOT write about elephant boners? Like 3 girls raise their hands and the teacher just says **** it and throws on the Lion King in spanish for us to watch that day and didn't even bother to grade our papers. Mfw we got out of two spanish classes and got to watch the Lion King in school.
#427 to #360 - spaceturtlecadet
Reply +2
(03/24/2013) [-]
That's awesome.
#18 - shazzshabam
Reply +79
(03/23/2013) [-]
''If these existed, the world would be a better place''   
   
Are you ******* kidding me? Could you imagine the **** a Liosp would cause?!
''If these existed, the world would be a better place''

Are you ******* kidding me? Could you imagine the **** a Liosp would cause?!

#68 - pixlexia
Reply +75
(03/23/2013) [-]
Are you not entertained!?
#398 to #68 - exele
Reply +1
(03/24/2013) [-]
more like "COME AT ME, BRO!!"
#69 to #68 - krisaeron
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(03/23/2013) [-]
#71 to #68 - finalkai
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(03/23/2013) [-]
#133 - cshp
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(03/24/2013) [-]
#200 to #133 - anonomoz
Reply 0
(03/24/2013) [-]
elephated ****
#101 - tasomo
Reply +58
(03/23/2013) [-]
Jesus. "Oh no, the liosp! What a nightmare!" Get a flyswatter.

Yet you morons are completely cool with THIS ******* THING wandering the planet!??!
#245 to #101 - anon
Reply 0
(03/24/2013) [-]
one word, flying tigers...
#493 to #245 - leafonthewind
Reply 0
(11/02/2013) [-]
fligers