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#41 - thisismyhandle
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I was having a discussion with my uncle and cousin one day, and we started talking about women. My uncle said that he finally realized that he has troubles with women because he is too nice, and that my cousin's girl problems he is too nice as well.

My uncle is an overweight man who lives with his mom and expects to be touring Europe soon with his band that is mediocre at best while my cousin is well over 300 pounds and won't date anybody that is overweight. Both think they know everything about everything.