being nice. . mans MAYBELL saiyain, GIVE IT A SHOT;. Get the over it. Friend-zoning is ridiculous. Move on being nice
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#3 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
"Huh, this girl shows no interest in me, maybe I should quit bitching about how I got friend-zoned and find another girl. " - said no man ever.
User avatar #4 to #3 - largeheadphones (03/23/2013) [-]
You've never fallen in love have you?
#5 to #4 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
You're 12, aren't you?
User avatar #29 to #5 - largeheadphones (03/24/2013) [-]
Ha.
#23 to #4 - innocentillusions (03/24/2013) [-]
I can see where this man is coming from, it is difficult to give up after becoming too invested in a woman, and as such you people shouldn't simply thumb him down for sharing his opinion.  .Gif unrelated, but used to lighten the mood.
I can see where this man is coming from, it is difficult to give up after becoming too invested in a woman, and as such you people shouldn't simply thumb him down for sharing his opinion. .Gif unrelated, but used to lighten the mood.
User avatar #24 to #23 - innocentillusions (03/24/2013) [-]
P.s. If you can give up easily, then you were never really interested in her in the first place.
#110 to #3 - nebraskaom (03/24/2013) [-]
You sir/ma'am are awesome, apparently benig nice to a girl on funnyjunk means she should instantly pull down her underwear and **** you.
#20 - quiggles (03/24/2013) [-]
Yay
#30 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (03/24/2013) [-]
I told my good female friend that I liked her, then she said that she did not share those feelings.

So I felt bad for the rest of my life.

-Funnyjunk
User avatar #95 to #30 - meganinja (03/24/2013) [-]
I did not tell me good female friend that I liked her, then she continued to act like she normally did like a stuck up bitch because even though she obviously knew that I liked her even though I didn't tell her.*

So I bitched about it on the internet.

-Funnyjunk
#105 - helenwheels (03/24/2013) [-]
>generalize all women
>claim to be a nice guy
#100 - lordaurion (03/24/2013) [-]
That's how I got my first girlfriend.
#101 to #100 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
that means ex then right
#103 to #101 - lordaurion (03/24/2013) [-]
It was long distance. Eventually she just couldn't take it anymore.   
   
[small]Asshole.[small]
It was long distance. Eventually she just couldn't take it anymore.

[small]Asshole.[small]
User avatar #9 - crystalmethod (03/24/2013) [-]
Get the **** over it. Friend-zoning ******** is ridiculous. Move on *******
User avatar #21 - ninjabeaver (03/24/2013) [-]
Oh my god OP for like the 7th time, just because you are nice to girls doesn't mean they automatically want to **** you.
#85 - Forfunaccount (03/24/2013) [-]
What's sad is that it's debatable that men friendzone women more often. Because women are inclined to say nothing when they like someone, and wait for him to say something.
User avatar #102 to #85 - cumwhore (03/24/2013) [-]
I have a shy girl in my friendzone. I can't really do anything, because if I try to tell her that nothing is going to happen between us, she just denies that she wants something to happen. And on it goes.
#98 - whaleman (03/24/2013) [-]
you're right, why would she call you nice
#16 - laughindrunkdonut (03/24/2013) [-]
So being nice to a girl constrains them to either have sex with you or to be your girlfriend? Grow the **** up!
#36 - glamourre (03/24/2013) [-]
"she won't date me because I'm a nice guy!!!!" -said every self-righteous passive aggressive douchecanoe ever.
"she won't date me because I'm a nice guy!!!!" -said every self-righteous passive aggressive douchecanoe ever.
#51 to #36 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm adding "douchecanoe" to my daily vocabulary.
#31 - xMasterofpuppetsx (03/24/2013) [-]
Stop being a ******* pussy. Being the shoulder to cy on and hoping you will get pussy from it is unreasonable and unfair to the girl. Man up.
#109 - infinitereaper (03/24/2013) [-]
Getting a girl is easy.

Just bring the duct tape.
#94 - ldbttr (03/24/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty much how I got my girlfriend.
That's actually pretty much how I got my girlfriend.
#41 - thisismyhandle (03/24/2013) [-]
I was having a discussion with my uncle and cousin one day, and we started talking about women. My uncle said that he finally realized that he has troubles with women because he is too nice, and that my cousin's girl problems he is too nice as well.

My uncle is an overweight man who lives with his mom and expects to be touring Europe soon with his band that is mediocre at best while my cousin is well over 300 pounds and won't date anybody that is overweight. Both think they know everything about everything.

mfw
#59 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/24/2013) [-]
OK, here is what really happens:

1 - There are a lot of "nice guys" arround there which are nice to the girls because they want something from her. The really beautiful girls are used to it, they come in loads, you're just another scratch on her bow.

2 - You might think they are all bitches, but think about it with me. If you were a really beautiful girl which sees guys being nice to you all the time and 98% of them are not being nice without a dark desire over you, would you really **** /make out with all of them or kick all of them off right away?

You probably have seen these:

"Hey, how are you?"
"Get out".

"You look beautiful"
"We are not ******* , anon"

"Is everything ok with you"
"Leave me alone".

3 - When you are nice to a girl, it will feel like you are needy. I'm not telling you to be an asshole, just don't act like "I'D DO ANYTHING TO HAVE YOU".
You know, this thing about "alpha/beta males" is actually true. Women don't like to feel they are doing a favour to someone when they get in a relationship with men.

Here's what you do: if she is really, really, beautiful, you shouldn't start right out trying to convince her you are a good guy. Act desinterested. Subcounciously, she will wonder why you are desinterested on her if she is so good. This is where the "being alpha" part starts; if you demonstrate high social value (not directly to her, but arround her), act comfortable, she will start to grow curiosity and interest over you. She might try to give you a test, like asking you to pay her a drink, don't fall for that, she is trying to prove to herself she is one of a higher value than you are and trying to get an "early win"; should such thing happen, say something like "I don't buy drinks for girls, but you can buy me one". Be the prize, not the player.
When she starts revealing true interest on you, then you can easily do the same. Such things would be asking for name/age or she should play with her hair, you'll know. Take it easy and let it happen.
#74 to #59 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/24/2013) [-]
Just some more things you should know:

Don't be try hard. This will lower what you are worth in her eyes.
I can't stress this enough, act comfortable, don't be some social freak. If you are funny, smart, and you can mantain a good conversation, you are several steps ahead.
Here's one small and important trick: If, on the start of interaction, you give a few signs of desinterest, it might be a good thing for you. What you are trying to do here is putting her on a rollercoast of emotions. This gets good results, really. This is where things would happen to go wrong with you; if you are just the nice, comforting guy, you get boring to her, really. One example of what you could do, is playfully mess with her, like "Eww, you're spitting on me". The most important part is being PLAYFUL. If you are with her friends, when she does something a bit out of common you could say "is she always like that?" or "excuse me, I'm talking to your friend, wait on the line". PLAYFULLY! Things like that will force her to try to impress you to regain her status. Another important detail: when you do it, don't keep looking to her to check her reaction, she'll know what you are doing, just do it (like nike said). And showing interest and showing desinterest is a treatment on her actions, like punishment and reward. Punish attitures you don't want and reward actions that makes you feel that is a signal of attraction.

Well, that's all I could remember by now, I was about to type something and I totally forgot.

Source for this: Mystery Method. Read, ***** .
#12 - jellyballs (03/24/2013) [-]
I hear that all the time...

**** . I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
User avatar #15 to #12 - taintedangel (03/24/2013) [-]
Teach me your ways, master.
User avatar #17 to #15 - Jackimole (03/24/2013) [-]
He's attractive.
User avatar #18 to #17 - taintedangel (03/24/2013) [-]
hmmmm.... I'm only a 6-7/10 at best.
#114 - GhandisPimpCane (03/24/2013) [-]
Get a hobby, be busy, workout, become independent, dont become a girl's slave, show you can have fun with out girls. Bammm you find a girl you like. Pic related for OP.
#57 - snakefire (03/24/2013) [-]
Although I've never been given a shot by girls I'm nice to, I still have seen it happen to plenty of other people.
User avatar #53 - reginleif (03/24/2013) [-]
I may not get many women, but you won't hear me complaining about the friend zone. Because I ask, and if i get a "no" I move the **** on....

It's simple, if you are giving boyfriend level attention to someone who isn't your girlfriend.... then there's really no incentive to upgrade.

That's like a girl asking you to be her boyfriend, while your actively ******* her.
User avatar #54 to #53 - reginleif (03/24/2013) [-]
you're*
User avatar #58 to #53 - animalsgreenberet (03/24/2013) [-]
most girls do ask the guys who actively **** them to be their boyfriends.
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