being nice. . mans MAYBELL saiyain, GIVE IT A SHOT;. "Huh, this girl shows no interest in me, maybe I should quit bitching about how I got friend-zoned and find another girl. " - said no man ever.
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MAYBELL saiyain, GIVE
IT A SHOT;
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#3 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Huh, this girl shows no interest in me, maybe I should quit bitching about how I got friend-zoned and find another girl. " - said no man ever.
User avatar #9 - crystalmethod (03/24/2013) [-]
Get the **** over it. Friend-zoning ******** is ridiculous. Move on *******
#30 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I told my good female friend that I liked her, then she said that she did not share those feelings.

So I felt bad for the rest of my life.

-Funnyjunk
User avatar #21 - ninjabeaver (03/24/2013) [-]
Oh my god OP for like the 7th time, just because you are nice to girls doesn't mean they automatically want to **** you.
#105 - helenwheels ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
>generalize all women
>claim to be a nice guy
#20 - quiggles (03/24/2013) [-]
Yay
#31 - xMasterofpuppetsx (03/24/2013) [-]
Stop being a ******* pussy. Being the shoulder to cy on and hoping you will get pussy from it is unreasonable and unfair to the girl. Man up.
#100 - lordaurion (03/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's how I got my first girlfriend.
User avatar #66 - bruinsbruins (03/24/2013) [+] (13 replies)
What you pathetic ***** don't understand is women don't find you unattractive because you're nice, it's because you're probably ugly and probably a pussy. Do something about it besides posting a whiny picture on a website for shut-ins
#69 to #66 - tosho (03/24/2013) [-]
easy, rambo.
#36 - glamourre (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"she won't date me because I'm a nice guy!!!!" -said every self-righteous passive aggressive douchecanoe ever.
"she won't date me because I'm a nice guy!!!!" -said every self-righteous passive aggressive douchecanoe ever.
#85 - Forfunaccount (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's sad is that it's debatable that men friendzone women more often. Because women are inclined to say nothing when they like someone, and wait for him to say something.
#59 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OK, here is what really happens:

1 - There are a lot of "nice guys" arround there which are nice to the girls because they want something from her. The really beautiful girls are used to it, they come in loads, you're just another scratch on her bow.

2 - You might think they are all bitches, but think about it with me. If you were a really beautiful girl which sees guys being nice to you all the time and 98% of them are not being nice without a dark desire over you, would you really **** /make out with all of them or kick all of them off right away?

You probably have seen these:

"Hey, how are you?"
"Get out".

"You look beautiful"
"We are not ******* , anon"

"Is everything ok with you"
"Leave me alone".

3 - When you are nice to a girl, it will feel like you are needy. I'm not telling you to be an asshole, just don't act like "I'D DO ANYTHING TO HAVE YOU".
You know, this thing about "alpha/beta males" is actually true. Women don't like to feel they are doing a favour to someone when they get in a relationship with men.

Here's what you do: if she is really, really, beautiful, you shouldn't start right out trying to convince her you are a good guy. Act desinterested. Subcounciously, she will wonder why you are desinterested on her if she is so good. This is where the "being alpha" part starts; if you demonstrate high social value (not directly to her, but arround her), act comfortable, she will start to grow curiosity and interest over you. She might try to give you a test, like asking you to pay her a drink, don't fall for that, she is trying to prove to herself she is one of a higher value than you are and trying to get an "early win"; should such thing happen, say something like "I don't buy drinks for girls, but you can buy me one". Be the prize, not the player.
When she starts revealing true interest on you, then you can easily do the same. Such things would be asking for name/age or she should play with her hair, you'll know. Take it easy and let it happen.
#12 - jellyballs (03/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I hear that all the time...

**** . I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
#98 - whaleman (03/24/2013) [-]
you're right, why would she call you nice
#16 - laughindrunkdonut (03/24/2013) [-]
So being nice to a girl constrains them to either have sex with you or to be your girlfriend? Grow the **** up!
User avatar #14 - rgkprod (03/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And then it doesn't work out and she loses the only guy who is nice to her.

Really, is it that hard to see things from somebody else's perspective guys?
#113 - thedumbledore (03/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Yes, because being nice is everything needed in a relationship.

I am ******* bored of hearing that I should be like a gum-ball machine, put in kindness and pussy comes out, otherwise I am a 'Friend zoning whore'.

You need to be attracted to one another, you need chemistry, you need so much MORE than just kindness to have a good relationship with some one.

Plus, you aren't that 'Nice guy' you think you are if you are only nice to women in an attempt to get sex, then generalise all of them. Lots of us are actually decent people who want to be pals with you.

Red thumbs incoming.
#116 to #113 - reginleif (03/24/2013) [-]
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No red thumb from me, but I take offense at your assertion that we think of women as gum ball machines... no whores are gum ball machines. For they have the decency to dispense product after a set amount of currency has been put in.

No women are closer to slot machines. :P

hue hue hue

User avatar #111 - reginleif (03/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just a protip here..... you are not a nice guy. I am not nice guy... nice guys are rarer than a ******* four leaf clover in a cow pasture. Nice guys are altruistic, meaning they will expend time and effort expecting nothing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in return....in terms of evolution these guys shouldn't exist.

Once you realize this, feel free to join us in the table of manhood and proceed to use material and occasionally immoral methods to finding women. You said it yourself.....women are vain, powerhungry , bitches who are attracted to giant tanned rich douchebags. If you are correct, which I know many of you think you are then this statement has two solutions 1. Become one. 2. Shut up if you aren't willing to adapt.

Anyways I have never had problems with this so called friendzone, here are some situations which could have put me there but with some common sense I avoided it.

1. I like girl, I tell girl, after carefully investigating her friends to see if she likes me (you can always deny and chicks tend to get overly flattered at this method. She says yes, you now have gf.

2. I like girl, I tell girl, she says no.....I walk away. I don't be an asshole about it, but I make sure I am less available, politely giving her the cold shoulder ought to make her consider what she stands to lose if I leave....forcing her to take the next step (This is even more effective if you shower the attention you put on her on some other girl for a while) , or allowing myself enough emotional distance to get over her and devote my energy to something more worthwhile of my time, instead of the constant asskissing "nice guys" seem to prefer.

"Maybe if I buy her chocolates every week she will change her mind"

Nope, giving her boyfriend levels of attention only removes her motivation to take that next step.

#94 - ldbttr ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty much how I got my girlfriend.
That's actually pretty much how I got my girlfriend.
#41 - thisismyhandle ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
I was having a discussion with my uncle and cousin one day, and we started talking about women. My uncle said that he finally realized that he has troubles with women because he is too nice, and that my cousin's girl problems he is too nice as well.

My uncle is an overweight man who lives with his mom and expects to be touring Europe soon with his band that is mediocre at best while my cousin is well over 300 pounds and won't date anybody that is overweight. Both think they know everything about everything.

mfw
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