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Heather Pettit' s photo.
How To Make Fairies In A Jar
This is something everyone will . Just imagine the look on your wilds face when
they see this,
FAIRIES IN A JAR DIRECTIONS:
I, Cut a glow stick and shake the into a jar,
2. Add diamond glitter
3, Seal the too
A, Shake hard
This is something they will never forget so its worth a little work on this one.
Share" it with your friends who have family and friends.
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Mor and say ‘fairies dent exist, just like santa'
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#40 - lollyholly (03/23/2013) [-]
But don't share it with your orphan friends.
Or your friends who have no other friends.
They don't deserve it.
#88 to #40 - bobkiller (03/24/2013) [-]
HEHEHEHE

I hope someone gets why I did this?
#22 - argonianmaidohonor (03/23/2013) [-]
Santa doesn't exist???!!!
User avatar #23 to #22 - matheomaidana (03/23/2013) [-]
Is it bad if I know where this is from?
User avatar #24 to #23 - linktheherooftime (03/23/2013) [-]
What is it from?
User avatar #26 to #24 - matheomaidana (03/23/2013) [-]
i don't have a link but it's from a Scizor x Blaziken douijin
User avatar #27 to #26 - linktheherooftime (03/23/2013) [-]
I found it. It was actually the first result on Google.
#19 - sirbrentcoe (03/23/2013) [-]
i might try this actually, my kids would find it entertaining at least.
i might try this actually, my kids would find it entertaining at least.
User avatar #21 to #19 - threadcreator (03/23/2013) [-]
Now I can't stop imaging my dad browsing FunnyJunk.
User avatar #37 to #21 - codyxvasco (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh God....Why?
User avatar #75 to #21 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (03/24/2013) [-]
My dad actually used FJ back when the site was green.
User avatar #50 to #21 - anonomoz (03/24/2013) [-]
we wait until his kid browse funnyjunk
User avatar #3 - amberleafwoohoo (03/23/2013) [-]
if you cut a glowstick into a jar it'll just be a little puddle at the bottom.. and then the glitter would make it like a paste i guess.. what?
User avatar #13 to #3 - defeats (03/23/2013) [-]
That's why you shake it...
User avatar #103 to #13 - amberleafwoohoo (03/27/2013) [-]
if it's a thick paste at the bottom of a jar, it's not even going to move.
User avatar #104 to #103 - defeats (03/27/2013) [-]
The glitter isn't going to absorb it, it won't thicken up.
User avatar #4 to #3 - toughactintinactin (03/23/2013) [-]
Isn't it poisonous too?
User avatar #6 to #4 - amberleafwoohoo (03/23/2013) [-]
y'know im pretty sure it is..
#8 to #6 - mattdoggy ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Not quite poisonous, but it will make you incredibly sick.   
The common kid versions of the glowstick contain about 95% hydrogen peroxide. When you eat even a little bit of that you will have your stomach bubble up and you will vomit nearly perpetually. Hospitals won't give you anything if this happens to you, and poison control will recommend that you don't go to a hospital in fact.    
   
I know this because i was biting off the ends of them to write on my shirt and accidentally swallowed just a little bit. I tried spitting it up which looked cool so my crush decided she would drink a tube of it too so she could glow. A half hour later we were constantly throwing up. Over a 2 hour period i literally vomited 30 times, and she had been just as sick. Our parents pick us up and called poison control who told us what was in it and to just let it work its way out. One of the worst sick times in my life, but it makes a good story now.
Not quite poisonous, but it will make you incredibly sick.
The common kid versions of the glowstick contain about 95% hydrogen peroxide. When you eat even a little bit of that you will have your stomach bubble up and you will vomit nearly perpetually. Hospitals won't give you anything if this happens to you, and poison control will recommend that you don't go to a hospital in fact.

I know this because i was biting off the ends of them to write on my shirt and accidentally swallowed just a little bit. I tried spitting it up which looked cool so my crush decided she would drink a tube of it too so she could glow. A half hour later we were constantly throwing up. Over a 2 hour period i literally vomited 30 times, and she had been just as sick. Our parents pick us up and called poison control who told us what was in it and to just let it work its way out. One of the worst sick times in my life, but it makes a good story now.
User avatar #10 to #8 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Imagine putting that **** all over your dick and ******* her with glow lube
#14 to #10 - wacemindu (03/23/2013) [-]
It would look like you're ******* predator on its period.


You can get glow in the dark condoms though.
User avatar #15 to #14 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Well, I am a predator cuz she doesn't get a period.
User avatar #69 to #10 - siridontcare (03/24/2013) [-]
...They have lotions just for that purpose you know.
#11 to #8 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
95% hydrogen peroxide would be extremely caustic. The reactions in your stomach would result in the release of an incredible amount of gases, causing massive internal hemorrhaging. To top it off, hydrogen peroxide is commonly not commercially available in concentrations higher than 3%, let alone in a child's glowstick.

Tl;dr
Eating even 50% hydrogen peroxide would kill a small child.
User avatar #39 to #11 - drfreeman (03/23/2013) [-]
**** me if I'm wrong, but i do believe he isn't referring to the concentration of peroxide.. He's just saying that most of the liquid in the glow-stick is peroxide, regardless of the concentration. So no, that little bit of Hydrogen peroxide would not do all of those things. So you are incorrect
#2 - flutterkrieg ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
That's a huge improvement from this.
Throw-able fairies in a jar. Sorry Jarate.
#12 - thisnick ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Share it with your friends who have family and friends
Share it with your friends who have family and friends
#38 - jackknife (03/23/2013) [-]
mfw I thought this was gonna be 4chan telling someone how to blow themselves up
#49 - eyeblowbarrs (03/24/2013) [-]
**** money get money
#32 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
>Take jar
>insert middle finger
>Take out middle finger
>flip off the crowd
>Tell your disabled son Jimmy that you killed his goldfish as you leave his party.
User avatar #1 - hentailovers (03/23/2013) [-]
diamond glitter?
User avatar #53 to #1 - spanny (03/24/2013) [-]
1) go find a diamond (a larger one, like what you might find in a wedding band)
2) get a knife, doesnt matter what kind, you can cut it with a plastic one, i've done it before, just takes a little time
3)cut the diamond into small-ish pieces
4)rub the pieces into the carpet
5)sell knife
6)use money to buy diamond glitter, it's usually at wal-mart if its in stock
#76 to #53 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
You're trying too hard -_-
User avatar #7 to #1 - itachijebest (03/23/2013) [-]
you just take diamond, a diamond cutter and destroy that worthless material
#80 to #7 - lamarisagoodname (03/24/2013) [-]
Just take a car and hit a diamond with it at 400 walls per minute
#62 - darthacerbus (03/24/2013) [-]
Directions unclear, dick caught in fan.
User avatar #95 - Icedangel (03/24/2013) [-]
Directions were a bit hazy... Wound up joining a cult and giving birth to Cthulu.
#99 to #95 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Guess that explains why I suddenly lost my sanity.
User avatar #100 to #99 - Icedangel (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, my bad... I though it'd be funny.
User avatar #90 - emmiepony (03/24/2013) [-]
These directions were a bit ambiguous. I got my uterus stuck in a ceiling fan.
#97 to #90 - snakefire (03/24/2013) [-]
Cant be that bad. No worse than a soda can in your vag right?

Seriously though... I'm jealous of your vagina... ******* vaginal cupholder....
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#18 - drnurse (03/23/2013) [-]
<------ Much better fairy in a bottle
User avatar #28 to #18 - powerupbrony (03/23/2013) [-]
A black line?
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User avatar #78 - JoshBauer (03/24/2013) [-]
>"This is something they will never forget so its worth a little work on this one"
>4 steps
#74 - onomatopenis (03/24/2013) [-]
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**onomatopenis rolled a random image posted in comment #3525869 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** My kind of fairy
User avatar #92 to #74 - jokeface ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Can't go wrong with Lugia.

Unless you're up against like a Darkrai or Kyrurem or something.
User avatar #87 - drummerperson ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
The instructions weren't clear enough, i got ceiling fan stuck in my dick.
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