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How To Make Fairies In A Jar
This is something everyone will . Just imagine the look on your wilds face when
they see this,
FAIRIES IN A JAR DIRECTIONS:
I, Cut a glow stick and shake the into a jar,
2. Add diamond glitter
3, Seal the too
A, Shake hard
This is something they will never forget so its worth a little work on this one.
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#1 - hentailovers
Reply +20
(03/23/2013) [-]
diamond glitter?
#53 to #1 - spanny
Reply -9
(03/24/2013) [-]
1) go find a diamond (a larger one, like what you might find in a wedding band)
2) get a knife, doesnt matter what kind, you can cut it with a plastic one, i've done it before, just takes a little time
3)cut the diamond into small-ish pieces
4)rub the pieces into the carpet
5)sell knife
6)use money to buy diamond glitter, it's usually at wal-mart if its in stock
#76 to #53 - anon
Reply 0
(03/24/2013) [-]
You're trying too hard -_-
#7 to #1 - itachijebest
Reply +197
(03/23/2013) [-]
you just take diamond, a diamond cutter and destroy that worthless material
#80 to #7 - lamarisagoodname
Reply +8
(03/24/2013) [-]
Just take a car and hit a diamond with it at 400 walls per minute
#40 - lollyholly
Reply +95
(03/23/2013) [-]
But don't share it with your orphan friends.
Or your friends who have no other friends.
They don't deserve it.
#88 to #40 - bobkiller
Reply -1
(03/24/2013) [-]
HEHEHEHE

I hope someone gets why I did this?
#61 to #40 - apocalypticalpaca
Reply +2
(03/24/2013) [-]
#3 - amberleafwoohoo
Reply +72
(03/23/2013) [-]
if you cut a glowstick into a jar it'll just be a little puddle at the bottom.. and then the glitter would make it like a paste i guess.. what?
#13 to #3 - defeats
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
That's why you shake it...
#103 to #13 - amberleafwoohoo
Reply -1
(03/27/2013) [-]
if it's a thick paste at the bottom of a jar, it's not even going to move.
#104 to #103 - defeats
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
The glitter isn't going to absorb it, it won't thicken up.
#4 to #3 - toughactintinactin
Reply +8
(03/23/2013) [-]
Isn't it poisonous too?
#6 to #4 - amberleafwoohoo
Reply +3
(03/23/2013) [-]
y'know im pretty sure it is..
#8 to #6 - mattdoggy
Reply +38
(03/23/2013) [-]
Not quite poisonous, but it will make you incredibly sick.   
The common kid versions of the glowstick contain about 95% hydrogen peroxide. When you eat even a little bit of that you will have your stomach bubble up and you will vomit nearly perpetually. Hospitals won't give you anything if this happens to you, and poison control will recommend that you don't go to a hospital in fact.    
   
I know this because i was biting off the ends of them to write on my shirt and accidentally swallowed just a little bit. I tried spitting it up which looked cool so my crush decided she would drink a tube of it too so she could glow. A half hour later we were constantly throwing up. Over a 2 hour period i literally vomited 30 times, and she had been just as sick. Our parents pick us up and called poison control who told us what was in it and to just let it work its way out. One of the worst sick times in my life, but it makes a good story now.
Not quite poisonous, but it will make you incredibly sick.
The common kid versions of the glowstick contain about 95% hydrogen peroxide. When you eat even a little bit of that you will have your stomach bubble up and you will vomit nearly perpetually. Hospitals won't give you anything if this happens to you, and poison control will recommend that you don't go to a hospital in fact.

I know this because i was biting off the ends of them to write on my shirt and accidentally swallowed just a little bit. I tried spitting it up which looked cool so my crush decided she would drink a tube of it too so she could glow. A half hour later we were constantly throwing up. Over a 2 hour period i literally vomited 30 times, and she had been just as sick. Our parents pick us up and called poison control who told us what was in it and to just let it work its way out. One of the worst sick times in my life, but it makes a good story now.
#10 to #8 - captainrattrap
Reply +6
(03/23/2013) [-]
Imagine putting that **** all over your dick and ******* her with glow lube
#14 to #10 - wacemindu
Reply +11
(03/23/2013) [-]
It would look like you're ******* predator on its period.


You can get glow in the dark condoms though.
#15 to #14 - captainrattrap
Reply +4
(03/23/2013) [-]
Well, I am a predator cuz she doesn't get a period.
#69 to #10 - siridontcare
Reply 0
(03/24/2013) [-]
...They have lotions just for that purpose you know.
#11 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
95% hydrogen peroxide would be extremely caustic. The reactions in your stomach would result in the release of an incredible amount of gases, causing massive internal hemorrhaging. To top it off, hydrogen peroxide is commonly not commercially available in concentrations higher than 3%, let alone in a child's glowstick.

Tl;dr
Eating even 50% hydrogen peroxide would kill a small child.
#39 to #11 - drfreeman
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
**** me if I'm wrong, but i do believe he isn't referring to the concentration of peroxide.. He's just saying that most of the liquid in the glow-stick is peroxide, regardless of the concentration. So no, that little bit of Hydrogen peroxide would not do all of those things. So you are incorrect
#22 - argonianmaidohonor
Reply +42
(03/23/2013) [-]
Santa doesn't exist???!!!
#23 to #22 - matheomaidana
Reply +1
(03/23/2013) [-]
Is it bad if I know where this is from?
#24 to #23 - linktheherooftime
Reply +2
(03/23/2013) [-]
What is it from?
#26 to #24 - matheomaidana
Reply +1
(03/23/2013) [-]
i don't have a link but it's from a Scizor x Blaziken douijin
#27 to #26 - linktheherooftime
Reply +6
(03/23/2013) [-]
I found it. It was actually the first result on Google.
#19 - sirbrentcoe
Reply +35
(03/23/2013) [-]
i might try this actually, my kids would find it entertaining at least.
i might try this actually, my kids would find it entertaining at least.
#21 to #19 - threadcreator
Reply +19
(03/23/2013) [-]
Now I can't stop imaging my dad browsing FunnyJunk.
#37 to #21 - codyxvasco
Reply +4
(03/23/2013) [-]
Oh God....Why?
#75 to #21 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply 0
(03/24/2013) [-]
My dad actually used FJ back when the site was green.
#50 to #21 - anonomoz ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/24/2013) [-]
we wait until his kid browse funnyjunk
#2 - flutterkrieg
Reply +30
(03/23/2013) [-]
That's a huge improvement from this.
Throw-able fairies in a jar. Sorry Jarate.
#12 - thisnick
Reply +18
(03/23/2013) [-]
Share it with your friends who have family and friends
Share it with your friends who have family and friends
#38 - jackknife
Reply +14
(03/23/2013) [-]
mfw I thought this was gonna be 4chan telling someone how to blow themselves up
#49 - eyeblowbarrs
Reply +10
(03/24/2013) [-]
**** money get money
#62 - darthacerbus
Reply +9
(03/24/2013) [-]
Directions unclear, dick caught in fan.