He's got a point. . tnt, King Kong Bundy If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood, why don' t vampires suck cock? Oh wait?. Twilight. of FIV
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#21 - creechie (03/23/2013) [-]
Vampires don't suck
Vampires don't suck
#1 - vatra (03/23/2013) [-]






succubus and incubus
#8 to #1 - anno (03/23/2013) [-]
Incubus doesn't suck cock!
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User avatar #49 to #6 - fatspartan (03/24/2013) [-]
Rosario+Vampire... one of the few shows with a lot of "plot" that, in my opinion had a decent storyline.
User avatar #24 to #1 - thesovereigngrave (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they're a type of demon, not a vampire...
User avatar #25 to #24 - vatra (03/23/2013) [-]
Depends on where you look, in some cultures demons and vampires are synonymous, in others vampires and demons are separate, but depending on which you look at incubus and succubus are under either category.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thesovereigngrave (03/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough I guess.
#2 to #1 - nephrithotroll (03/23/2013) [-]
don't they drain life energy or souls by having sex with mortals?
User avatar #3 to #2 - vatra (03/23/2013) [-]
Exactly, they are a subcategory of vampires that drain life through sex.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mrkek (03/23/2013) [-]
I would... Like to meet one of these
User avatar #5 to #4 - kingarturi ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
if they exist you probably already have they have sex with you while you're sleeping it's why you have wet dreams at least that's how the story goes.
User avatar #9 to #5 - misfitsftw (03/23/2013) [-]
what does it mean if you go through puberty without ever having a wet dream? o_O
#10 to #9 - nephrithotroll (03/23/2013) [-]
It means you are on step closer to become a real wizard when reached 30 (if you never had sex)
6.5 years to go
User avatar #12 to #10 - misfitsftw (03/23/2013) [-]
...but i can still ejaculate normally and at age 16 (the legal age in the UK), have already had one sexual experience (only in her mouth). if i go till 30 without doing it, can i still be a wizard?
#13 to #12 - nephrithotroll (03/23/2013) [-]
Hmm highly doubtable.
However the chance still exist if you remain a virgin.
User avatar #15 to #13 - misfitsftw (03/23/2013) [-]
doubtable? i think the correct word might be dubious? i dunno, but it fits, means the same thing and sounds better...
btw think what you want, i got a bj whether you believe it happened or not :)
or are you doubting the fact that i skipped over the wet dreams most teenage boys have during puberty?
#17 to #15 - nephrithotroll (03/23/2013) [-]
no What I mean is that I am doubting you will become a wizard.
#18 to #17 - misfitsftw (03/23/2013) [-]
oh... thanks :D
#39 - kibi (03/24/2013) [-]
This horse is so damn dead and beaten...
This horse is so damn dead and beaten...
#23 - curtisbentley (03/23/2013) [-]
Because this is still funny.
Because this is still funny.
User avatar #38 to #23 - lordmoldywart (03/24/2013) [-]
You're beating a dead horse by posting that gif ******* everywhere
User avatar #45 to #23 - littlepolski (03/24/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter because no-one can tell the difference between cow and horse at the moment anyway.
#20 - xsynysterx (03/23/2013) [-]
hurr durr twilight is gay
hurr durr twilight is gay
#47 - CatfishCrothers (03/24/2013) [-]
This dead horse is so beaten, it's nothing but a red paste.
This dead horse is so beaten, it's nothing but a red paste.
#51 to #47 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
It has been smashed into ins sub-atomic elements.
#37 - gameshredder (03/24/2013) [-]
What is this? 2010?
What is this? 2010?
#22 - darthtomale ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #22 - viscerys (03/24/2013) [-]
I've gotta say, that horse looks somewhat like an alpaca.
#35 to #34 - darthtomale ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
ive never noticed that until now.
#44 - condormcninja (03/24/2013) [-]
"Blood is life, lack-brain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead."
User avatar #16 - olisaurus ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
HURR DURR LE gay TWILIGHT XD
#7 - chancevance (03/23/2013) [-]
Some do that aren't a Cullen
User avatar #48 to #7 - mhden (03/24/2013) [-]
What manga/anime/game is that from
I MUST KNOW!
#55 to #48 - chancevance (03/24/2013) [-]
No anime/manga/game, its from a book made by KEnkou Cross about Monster Girls. There are stories based off of it but no official anime/manga, I actually am writing one myself right now, here's the link.

chance-vance.deviantart.com/journal/
User avatar #32 - nightmaren (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure vampires drink blood because they need blood. Not because they need to suck something with 'life' in it.
User avatar #14 - wreckthechick (03/23/2013) [-]
...
User avatar #41 - jakekel ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
I usually don't care about grammar, but it pisses me off when people say "then" when they mean "than"
User avatar #43 to #41 - mcfunkdaddy (03/24/2013) [-]
grammar =/= typo
#52 to #43 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Well it depends. He might have spelled the word right but used the wrong one. That would be grammar. He might have just spelled the right word incorrectly. That would be a typo.
User avatar #54 to #52 - mcfunkdaddy (03/24/2013) [-]
I know the difference
#46 - misteranthropic **User deleted account** (03/24/2013) [-]
It's an FBI sting to lure out all the pedomoms out there.
#42 - dickgobbler (03/24/2013) [-]
I know right?
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#36 - lemongrabble ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
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#19 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [-]
But we are all gonna still die.
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