yes, he does lift. .. Alrighty then, I'm just about sick of this stupidity on the internet. I don't want to have a perfect body, It's not my ambition. I don't want to climb a mountai yes he does lift Alrighty then I'm just about sick of this stupidity on the internet I don't want to have a perfect body It's not my ambition climb mountai
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#62 - Blasphemer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Alrighty then, I'm just about sick of this stupidity on the internet.   
   
I don't want to have a ******* perfect body, It's not my ambition.   
I don't want to climb a ******* mountain, It's not my ambition.   
I don't want to wrestle a ******* bear, It's not my ambition.   
   
What's that grandpa's excuse for not mastering C#, java, html, php, SQL,...?   
What's that grandpa's excuse for not ******* the every woman in the world?   
What's that grandpa's excuse for not saving the world from hunger and hatred?   
   
We all have our own, different ambitions and desires.   
**** you, and have a nice day.
Alrighty then, I'm just about sick of this stupidity on the internet.

I don't want to have a ******* perfect body, It's not my ambition.
I don't want to climb a ******* mountain, It's not my ambition.
I don't want to wrestle a ******* bear, It's not my ambition.

What's that grandpa's excuse for not mastering C#, java, html, php, SQL,...?
What's that grandpa's excuse for not ******* the every woman in the world?
What's that grandpa's excuse for not saving the world from hunger and hatred?

We all have our own, different ambitions and desires.
**** you, and have a nice day.
#99 to #62 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You sound fat
#149 to #99 - Blasphemer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You misspelled *right.
#257 to #149 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
no he meant fat.
#175 to #62 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the old guy's getting laid more than you...
#241 to #62 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
you probably a fat ****
#286 to #62 - kandazz
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(03/24/2013) [-]
This post gave me deja vu so damn hard. This whole thread did. I'm sure I've seen that gif with those words and these responses before. It's bothering me very much. Not in the "REPOST RED THUMB" way, but in a more, "Did I actually see this or have a micro nap about FJ and then see this?" Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug.
#126 to #62 - hylebus
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(03/23/2013) [-]
What's your excuse for being on FJ?
#197 to #126 - Blasphemer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Comedic relief and educational purposes, as you might figure.
#129 to #62 - moustacheinc
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You really think hes NOT ******* every woman in the world?
#191 to #129 - Blasphemer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You do realize that you have just implied that man is donkey bashing your mother...
#204 to #191 - moustacheinc
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(03/23/2013) [-]
i also realized he probably has erectile dysfunction.
#260 to #204 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Then he wouldn't be ******* every woman in the world.
#63 to #62 - esawekfc
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I can only agree, giving moral lesson on the internet is the stupidest thing ever and should only stay in 9gag
I can only agree, giving moral lesson on the internet is the stupidest thing ever and should only stay in 9gag
#92 to #63 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Was that...sarcasm? Because I like it. Being sick of the stupidity on the internet is just a waste of time. I like wasting my time. I have a desire to waste more of my time. I'm sick of people being sick of the internet. **** you, and have a wonderful day.
#72 to #62 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(03/23/2013) [-]
My excuse is that I have other things I value more than spending all my time getting fit.
My excuse is that I have other things I value more than spending all my time getting fit.
#23 - AnonsForSure
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Not having the same amount of free time as he does with being retired for several years
#60 to #23 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#143 to #60 - Faz
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(03/23/2013) [-]
If you want defined muscles you need to work out for about 2-3 hours a day and eat the right diet, the sort of work out you need to do although isn't that much time consuming its very energy consuming and if you have a job which is in any way physically demanding you are screwed.
#147 to #143 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#151 to #147 - Faz
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I don't think you read what i said properly, i said "the sort of WORKOUT you need to do is energy consuming" i didn't say the diet was energy consuming and if you really think you only get an aching pain because you didn't warm down correctly then you need to go relearn P.E, muscle grows because you literally tear it and it regrows back stronger, the tearing of the muscle is what makes you ache.
#156 to #151 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#165 to #156 - Faz
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I know all this but if you want a muscly toned body you have to do intense work out, the muscle doesn't instantly heal and that is why the next day you will still ache. Also even if you are the most perfect diet ever you would still feel worn out after an intense workout.
#167 to #165 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#170 to #167 - Faz
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You have obviously never done an intense workout because if you did you wouldn't be saying this, after an intense workout no matter how physically fit you are the next day you will ache, nobody can recover after a day.
#174 to #170 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#182 to #174 - Faz
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Like i said at the beginning if you have a physically demanding job you are screwed, i don't define walking as physically demanding...but even something as simple as shelf stacking becomes hard after an intense workout, stretching for high shelves and carrying somewhat heavy boxes all day wears you out ridiculously.
#183 to #182 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#185 to #183 - Faz
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(03/23/2013) [-]
"somewhat heavy boxes" you don't need to use a trolley to carry stuff thats like 10kg. Also when you work your lats stretching is pain.
#189 to #185 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#192 to #189 - Faz
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I didn't say the boxes cause pain is said they wear you out.
#46 to #23 - samuraicrack
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I go to work for 9 hours a day then come home and go to the gym and still have time for a social life. You're not fooling anyone except your self.
#30 - gandalfthered
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(03/23/2013) [-]
#45 to #30 - dreaddune
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I never really understood this reference.
He is Einstein, why not solve his E=m*c^2, instead of pythagoras's a^2+b^2=c^2?
#80 to #45 - babyanalraper
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Probably because the Pythagorean theorem is something most people recognize, a common question in school where you should "find x". I do get your point though, but you don't exactly "solve" E=mc^2 (actually E^2=(mc^2)^2 + (pc)^2, which in a way is quite similar to a^2+b^2=c^2 from Pythagoras). E=mc^2 is but a formula for calculating the energy of a body at rest, and not something to be solved unless you either have the mass and want the energy, or the other way around.

You could say, however, that "I came here to find a formula for the total energy of a body in rest and to **** bitches
And E=mc^2", but it doesn't sound as catchy now, does it?
#86 to #80 - dreaddune
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(03/23/2013) [-]
It is possible to solve E=mc^2, for both c, m and E. How do you think he found the constant, c, if he didn't do excactly that?

And that formula is not just for something at rest. That is the formula for if there is a difference in energi, which ecuals the difference in mass, times the speed of light^2.

Just to clarify.
#93 to #86 - babyanalraper
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(03/23/2013) [-]
c is the speed of light. The formula is mainly supposed to find E, since c, as you said, is a constant. And while you can find the energy for a mass by using the formula, I wouldn't say that he's famous for solving it, but rather for finding the formula. It's not that hard to use the formula, but bloody hard to come up with it. And how would you solve it if you only had the consant c? Two variables in one equation won't give you just one answer mate.

I'd rather say that the formula is not just for converting the difference in mass to energy, or the difference in energy to mass, but rather for calculating how much energy any mass is (as the forumla says, mass IS energy). And if you use E^2=(mc^2)^2 + (pc)^2 you will have the total energy for any chosen thing (massless particles like photons will thus have the energy of (pc)^2).
#103 to #93 - dreaddune
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(03/23/2013) [-]
if you solve E=mc^2 to E, you solve for E, hence you solve it. that means E=mc^2. (doh)
If you solve it to the mass m, it becomes E/c^2..
And if you don't know the speed of the light in some form of substance, you solve for c, and it becomes (sqrt(m*E))/m, og -(sqrt(m*E))/m.

He found c, by looking at the energi, and mass of some form of object, in vacuum, and then found the speed of light in vacuum. That means, yes, Einstein calculated the speed of light.

Did i even mention that i only needed c to solve that formula? I cant even find the place where you think i did?

The rest you says, i dont know why you do, but k then.
#77 to #45 - burnswhenipee
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Because he was a mathematician. It doesn't always just have to be E=m*c^2
#88 to #77 - dreaddune
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(03/23/2013) [-]
he was a theoretical physicist, not a mathematician.
And i didn't just mean his E=mc^2. i meant that as an example, 'cause he made many many more formulas, and hypoteses, E=mc^2 is just his most mentioned one.
#91 to #88 - burnswhenipee
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Darn it, i always thought he was a mathematician. And i guess just because the Pythagoras is just more know/simpler
#35 - jorisnl
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Sounds familiar.
#14 - blizzeh
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I wonder if he can teach me the kamehameha
#76 - DiAnonLord
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(03/23/2013) [-]
i'm not retired, i don't have that much time
i'm not retired, i don't have that much time
#243 to #76 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
workout for an hour a day for 4 days a week you lazy dickhole
#87 to #76 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#84 to #76 - kyrozor ONLINE
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Yet you have time to browse a website full of *********.
#20 - rulethirtyfourchan
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Nanomachines, son.
#85 - Ajracer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
He also takes testosterone and human growth hormone.

articles.latimes.com/2 010/jan/1 8/health/la-he-jeffry-life18-2010jan18
#146 to #85 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
sooo,that makes his effort less valuable
**** your ****
GO ON YOU TAKE TESTASTARONE AND GROWTH HORMONE

AND SIT ARROUND EATING **** ALL DAY
if you gett ripped
calll me
#269 to #146 - lasmamoe
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Well it kind of dismisses the whole "health" thing.
#97 - derik
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm lazy
#100 to #97 - EvildidlivE
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Too lazy, even, to find a relative reaction image.
Me too.
#59 - theepicninja
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(03/23/2013) [-]
PlayStation is my excuse. Checkmate.