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#50 - ztron (03/23/2013) [-]
Tie her up, start the fire.
Burning in torment alive.
For her crimes, for her sins.
The bitch will burned at the stake.
#46 - alboorack (03/23/2013) [-]
Gentiles shouldn't do magic....
just saying...
#42 - semilunarknight ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
We don't need no water, let the ************ burn...
#39 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
Actually, if we're talking about English history (which is what the drawing above looks like to me), it was heretics that were set on fire by Bloody Mary. Her belief was that if they die in a fire they won't need to burn in hell for being Protestant. Witches were most commonly hanged, but first "tested" via torture.
User avatar #36 - payseht (03/23/2013) [-]
If witches hate fire, how was my ex girlfriend a smoker?
User avatar #40 to #36 - pulluspardus ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Because, you're adopted.
#35 - alucardshellhound (03/23/2013) [-]
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#31 - snakefire ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - snakefire ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUE
User avatar #38 to #32 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - Alchemyst (03/23/2013) [-]
If you havin' hex problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one
#28 - mrjimmyhush ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
I tried it at home
#23 - amsel ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Run, witch, RUUUUUUUUUN!
Run, witch, RUUUUUUUUUN!
#21 - mondprinzessin (03/23/2013) [-]
somewhat useful
#18 - stallwallwriter (03/23/2013) [-]
Hey Beren, where did your username come from? Is it from the Silmarillion?   
   
gif unrelated.
Hey Beren, where did your username come from? Is it from the Silmarillion?

gif unrelated.
User avatar #20 to #18 - beren (03/23/2013) [-]
Spot on, my good man!
User avatar #22 to #20 - stallwallwriter (03/23/2013) [-]
Cool!
I haven't the time to do it during exam period, but I have this idea for a post where I take people's usernames and try to illustrate them. As a result I've been paying more attention to people's names lately and a lot of them are... less than classy.
#25 to #22 - beren (03/23/2013) [-]
Haha. Can't say I'm surprised. I'd be honored to be a part of that if that's what you're suggesting. The Silmarillion has some great illustrative material if you've got a good imagination. Not that it helps me at all since most of my drawings end up looking more or less like sticks.

Pic related. I just drew it.
User avatar #54 to #25 - stallwallwriter (03/24/2013) [-]
My skills are hardly any better, but I'm trying to improve them because I hope to start a webcomic this summer. This would be a kind of practice - not sure if I could do justice to an epic hero, but I'll try my best :)
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#16 - cheesymondo (03/23/2013) [-]
all witches were actually hung not burnt.
#9 - cassixx (03/23/2013) [-]
Apparently in ledgends when witches are set a blaze they cast a "spell" on the flames so she doesnt get hurt but merely a tickling sensation and puts on an act for the bystanders to seem like she is being slowly killed and then masquarades as a peasant for the rest of their life. Some witches even get caught intentionally just for the tickling sensation.
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#30 to #9 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
you got that from harry potter
#44 to #30 - cassixx (03/23/2013) [-]
Have you not read the part where I said that I havent read it. I know that its in a harry potter book but one of my friends told me about it minus the harry potter part.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Steinwolf (03/23/2013) [-]
U sir, have been reading too much Harry Potter!
#11 to #10 - cassixx (03/23/2013) [-]
I haven't ever read a harry potter book. It's just basic knowledge.
User avatar #34 to #11 - jellybaby (03/23/2013) [-]
What you said was almost word-for-word from a Harry Potter book.
#45 to #34 - cassixx (03/23/2013) [-]
I know that its in a harry potter book but one of my friends told me about it minus the harry potter part.
#12 to #11 - Steinwolf (03/23/2013) [-]
Yes, yes - what you just said, was very basic knowledge... everybody knows that witches do that. They teach you this in school and all.
#13 to #12 - cassixx (03/23/2013) [-]
I know its not basic knowledge to everyone, I'm just saying that it's basic knowledge to myself.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Steinwolf (03/23/2013) [-]
And also - WTF? Never read a Harry Potter book? Where the hell are you from?
#15 to #14 - cassixx (03/23/2013) [-]
Canada, I've always been intrested in the plot and the general idea of wizardry and a school for it but I never got around to reading the books.
User avatar #17 to #15 - stallwallwriter (03/23/2013) [-]
Point of interest, your original comment comes almost word for word from the third HP book, mentioned in a citation Harry uses in an essay on the futility of witch burning.
"Indeed, Wendelin the Weird enjoyed being burned so much that she allowed herself to be caught no less than forty-seven times in various disguises." -Bathilda Bagshot, a history of magic. (harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Wendelin_the_Weird)

I'm not saying you didn't hear about it as common knowledge, but that's where it originates. If you're interested in that sort of thing, I would definitely recommend the books.
#27 to #17 - cassixx (03/23/2013) [-]
ah, I knew I heard it from somewhere of that knowledge.
#37 to #27 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
American History books. Obviously the people thumbing you down are eurofags
User avatar #51 to #37 - Steinwolf (03/23/2013) [-]
Yes - because American history is steaming with witches. Also if this is actually in American history books, its no wonder your country is so daft.
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#52 to #51 - cassixx (03/23/2013) [-]
-_-
#8 - thisotherdude ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
But did she weigh as much as a duck?
User avatar #7 - eaglesftw (03/23/2013) [-]
So do anon names keep changing?
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#4 - yiffcario (03/22/2013) [-]
What do you use to burn witches?
MORE WITCHES!
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