Poo nuggets. Well then..... Connor . Yorkie Hello. So I bought a Yorkie forthe first time in a while today. I peeled backhoe wrapper and was foaming at the mout
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Poo nuggets

Connor . Yorkie
Hello.
So I bought a Yorkie forthe first time in a while today.
I peeled backhoe wrapper and was foaming at the mouth, eager's enjoy
your delicious chocolate. Then something drastic caught my attention -I
instantly realised that the bar is it used to be (yet more
expensive). So I done my research and turns out the barbas originally Tug
2002) then they were reduced to . (2010) followed by (2011) and
finally, worst of all, (present day). Of course you know all ofthis
already because you are the poo nuggets responsible forms monstrosity-
What it for me was when I realised I could no longer spell out
Yorkie" with the E chunks per pack BECAUSE THERE ARE NOW ONLY
5. I used to novelty. There are some sickenings going on in this
world right now, but this..- This is something else.
You might as well bin the slogan "it' s not for girls" along with your dignity.
You can' t fool a procrastinating student.
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#54 - snoboardkid (03/23/2013) [-]
<--- anyone else think he was talking about this at first?
User avatar #76 to #54 - ninonybox (03/23/2013) [-]
Truth be told I was a bit horrified until I realized it was chocolate.
#83 to #54 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
yes! and then i imagined it... wtf brain, image wont get out of the brain. yorkie with no skin... ******* terrifying
#1 - mattdoggy (03/22/2013) [-]
We have morbid channel for a reason dude   
ffs guy...
We have morbid channel for a reason dude
ffs guy...
#2 to #1 - randomnesss (03/22/2013) [-]
Touché.
User avatar #4 to #2 - mcwkennedy (03/22/2013) [-]
As a fellow student with more time then sense I can see you've put a lot of time into this. We use our time to make character sheets for rpg's, D&D 3.5, Anima, most recently Deathwatch.
#22 - kingpongthedon (03/22/2013) [-]
Well, gotta say, the story was a lot more interesting when I thought we were pulling the wrapper off a small dog.
#34 to #22 - vparrish (03/22/2013) [-]
Thought the exact same thing at first.
User avatar #33 to #22 - acar (03/22/2013) [-]
right!
#58 - eight (03/23/2013) [-]
I once did 69 with a girl...and when she orgasmed, poo nuggets dropped in my mouth and face. 			****		 op for reminding me of this.
I once did 69 with a girl...and when she orgasmed, poo nuggets dropped in my mouth and face. **** op for reminding me of this.
#104 to #58 - CapnInterwebz (03/23/2013) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 christ...
Jesus ******* christ...
#87 to #58 - scouts (03/23/2013) [-]
not really
not really
#102 to #58 - viicstaar (03/23/2013) [-]
i'm finding, that i'm using this reaction pic more and more often nowadays...
#77 to #58 - xgeneration ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at I just inhaled pencil shavings. **
#91 to #58 - kmichel (03/23/2013) [-]
I was giving a girl oral sex in the 69, and accidentally sneezed in her asshole.
#66 to #58 - wanicochil (03/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#63 to #58 - superassassin ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
I've been on the internet for so many years, yet I am still surprised by all the ****** up stories people have to tell.
#65 to #58 - ScruffytheJanitor (03/23/2013) [-]
One time when I was doing a chick, she was top and I was bottom, her eye popped out and she popped it right back in like it was nothing. Swears it never even happened.
One time when I was doing a chick, she was top and I was bottom, her eye popped out and she popped it right back in like it was nothing. Swears it never even happened.
#86 to #65 - dezraeeboo (03/23/2013) [-]
One of my cousins seen a woman at the bar dancing and her eye popped out. He picked it up, and she come over to get it. Asked for his number because "He caught her eye"........ They're getting married next year.
#67 to #65 - eight (03/23/2013) [-]
Guys, I think this trumps my story.
User avatar #46 - oldmewtwo (03/23/2013) [-]
i have never heard of a "YORKIE" chocolate bar........ i thought he was eating a dog and "poo nuggets" .....,ya....i'm going to bed
User avatar #55 to #46 - popcornisland (03/23/2013) [-]
They're are heaven, Tried my first last month. After years of wondering.
#69 to #55 - catdogdora (03/23/2013) [-]
&quot;they are are&quot;
"they are are"
User avatar #57 to #55 - oldmewtwo (03/23/2013) [-]
kinda looks like dove chocolate. Never been much of a candy person. Hamburger, steak, french fries, pizza and nachos; my heaven.....well some boobs also
User avatar #75 - flamedragoon (03/23/2013) [-]
i am the great mighty poo and i am going to throw my **** at you
User avatar #78 to #75 - weinerdick (03/23/2013) [-]
A large supply is tish come from my chocolate starfish...
User avatar #80 to #78 - flamedragoon (03/23/2013) [-]
oh well ok then but i must tell you the snoze barries taste like snoze barries
#100 to #82 - beefking (03/23/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #3542456 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ftw
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #3542456 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ftw
User avatar #79 to #78 - weinerdick (03/23/2013) [-]
OF, DAMMIT OF
stupid ish's
#3 - acetrainerewan (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - threeeighteen (03/23/2013) [-]
I read Yorkie as Corgi, I was horrified reading the first bit.
#90 - kmichel (03/23/2013) [-]
Everything is shrinking in terms of quantity. We are given less coffee per can, less cereal per box, and less sugar per bag. Sometimes the number is the same, but the dimensions are different (e.g. tissue boxes that were not as wide as they used to be). We as Americans have a very high standard of living, but this is changing. Quantity or weight will decrease initially while price remains fixed. Or, ingredients will be cheaper. Sometimes this is good, like with Mountain Dew Throwback which used real sugar instead of unhealthy high fructose corn syrup because the price of sugar had become lower than that of corn syrup. Over a long time period, this is not noticeable. Eventually though, the prices will rise, and believe me...they will rise. Then the harsh reality of our slipping economic position in the world will become apparent to all.

Some examples: 1/2 gallon of ice cream now 48 oz or less. 1/2 gallon of OJ is now 59 oz. Flour and sugar 4 pounds instead of 5. Tuna in 7 oz cans changed to 6 oz then 5 oz. Yogurt from 8 oz to 6 oz. Eggo's went from 12/pk to 10/pk. Potatoes from 10 lbs to 8 lbs and the 5 pound bag is now 3 lbs. Tissues are same in number but smaller in width. Similarly, toilet paper has also shrunk in width. A "pound of coffee" decreased from 13 oz to 11 oz. Reeses had $1 packs of 10 and then changed to $1 packs pf 8. Raisins were 1.5 oz per pack and now are 1 oz. Mayo in 32 oz now 30 oz. Jello cups from 6 to 4. Chips ahoy are smaller in diameter then they used to be.
#99 to #90 - beefking (03/23/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #3551082 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** you have no power here!!! says General Mills
#23 - GeeTeeEffOhh (03/22/2013) [-]
>Mfw "So I DONE my research"
#43 - bronydorkarm (03/22/2013) [-]
&lt;Their faces when
<Their faces when
User avatar #47 to #43 - rossbelfast (03/23/2013) [-]
Dude... Wtf is that guy from? I've seen a comment with him in it in atleast 6 posts after eachother?
#49 to #47 - bronydorkarm (03/23/2013) [-]
His name's Lemongrab.
He's from Adventure Time, awesome character
#39 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
I was so confused and thought this person was talking about a dog. Especially when saying "foaming at the mouth".

#56 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
Magic word: *INFLATION*
User avatar #15 - lejimmies (03/22/2013) [-]
huehue "poo nuggets"
#68 - FightClub (03/23/2013) [-]
no idea what this **** chocolate brand is
User avatar #73 to #68 - megatrollinator (03/23/2013) [-]
Yorkie is popular in the UK
User avatar #85 to #68 - sirhyden (03/23/2013) [-]
I think it's nice, tastes like Easter egg....
User avatar #101 to #68 - imapatheticbanana (03/23/2013) [-]
If you say you like Hershey's, then I will kill you.
#74 to #68 - kisushima (03/23/2013) [-]
It's actually not that bad! If you ever get the chance to try it, go for it.
#5 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
I have no idea what a yorkie is. If I had to guess, I'd say it's because I'm an American.

Can someone help me out?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Hyoukin (03/22/2013) [-]
You're right. It's a candy bar marketed in the U.K., but they're not difficult to find in the U.S. I've tried them on several occasions; the international food aisle at my local supermarket stocks them. They're okay - nothing special or extraordinary. I prefer Lion bars, they're kind of like a 100 Grand but without the tooth yanking caramel.
User avatar #45 to #6 - basilbrush (03/23/2013) [-]
Lion Bars are amazing. I always forget about them, gonna buy me some Lion Bars on my break at work tomorrow. Thank you.
#7 to #6 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
...aaaaand I haven't heard of Lion bars or 100 grand either.

I feel so American right now.
#8 to #7 - Hyoukin (03/22/2013) [-]
100 Grand is an American candy bar.
User avatar #17 to #8 - satrenkotheone (03/22/2013) [-]
I live in Norway so I don't have access to any of these things.

Though they recently began selling lays and skittles at my local grocery store.
#25 to #17 - rieskimo (03/22/2013) [-]
Skittles+Vodka=wonderful alcoholic diabeetus!
User avatar #26 to #25 - satrenkotheone (03/22/2013) [-]
I used to drink a lot of vodka.. but not anymore.

Though that looks... interesting.
User avatar #28 to #26 - rieskimo (03/22/2013) [-]
You and me both, I used to drink a handle of the stuff over a weekend in high school(It was with a friend).


1 "handle"=1.75 liters

I don't drink it so much anymore, but I've not had the skittles vodka in a long time either. It's a fun project, but I'd suggest making a small batch first as it essentially turns the vodka into a liqeur and it is very sweet.
User avatar #30 to #28 - satrenkotheone (03/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I think I'll just keep to my wine.
User avatar #31 to #30 - rieskimo (03/22/2013) [-]
I'd say that's smart, but I'd also say try it as well.
User avatar #52 to #31 - satrenkotheone (03/23/2013) [-]
I'll do both, probably.
#48 to #26 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
Watch out for this, man. The purple skittles taste like grape black man penis, the green ones taste like pine scented floor cleaner, the yellow ones are like lemon dish soap, the orange ones are like acid, and the strawberry ones have a weak flavor once they go in vodka.
#9 to #8 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
Now that I think about it, I have seen those before. Just never had one.
User avatar #11 to #9 - dazzles (03/22/2013) [-]
Dude...I'm allergic to the god damn thing and I've had one of those...
#12 to #11 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
I must try one next time I see one.
#14 to #5 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
It's obviously a chocolate bar...
#53 to #5 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
They're called York's in America...
York's peppermint patty. Yes, patty, here they're sold in a single circular orgasmic patty.
User avatar #16 to #5 - deathedblack (03/22/2013) [-]
Chocolate bar sold in the UK.

It's not for girls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcjlzSod0CE
#20 to #16 - ihatem (03/22/2013) [-]
Saw this in the comments and died
I thank you for this
User avatar #24 to #20 - rieskimo (03/22/2013) [-]
Seriously, male race is most equal race of all.
User avatar #32 to #20 - silencefalls (03/22/2013) [-]
Thank you so much for screencapping that. God damn it my sides hurt.
#51 to #20 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
animal farm
#50 to #20 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
animal farm
User avatar #21 - junkmanrs (03/22/2013) [-]
Due to rising costs, and possibly lowering sales, food companies just make the amount of food in a package smaller, rather than just raise prices, because people are unlikely to notice, and food prices being raised can cause riots
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User avatar #38 to #35 - junkmanrs (03/22/2013) [-]
I meant in general, but yes.
#18 - ascendedwings (03/22/2013) [-]
Poo nuggets?   
   
More like poo brain.   
I'll just go away now.
Poo nuggets?

More like poo brain.
I'll just go away now.
User avatar #62 - defeats (03/23/2013) [-]
The size Yorkies used to be is part of what made me love having them so much... I never had them that often because Galaxy is my favourite chocolate but still. It looks the same siz as a Carbury Dairy Milk and they are tiny...
#19 - neelix (03/22/2013) [-]
Yorkies taste like ass anyway. Bitch should get himself some Galaxy.
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