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#10 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
Lt. Surge is just a normal 6' tall white person. His crew is hispanic.

Ash and his friends are Asian. This explains everything.
#52 to #10 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
I thought Brock was black..
User avatar #155 to #52 - lyiat ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 to #52 - vatra ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
He's blasian.
#30 to #10 - vatra ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Actually, he is exactly 10 foot 4 inches tall. Raichu's pokedex info lists him as 2'07"

Raichu is almost exactly one forth of Surge's height.

2'07" + 2'07" = 5'02"
5'02" + 5'02" = 10'04"

Surge is a goddamn monster.
#145 to #30 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
To be fair, the first Dragonite shown was a thousand foot monster, whereas in the game he is 7'3"

You can't really count on the show to have accurate heights.
User avatar #146 to #145 - vatra ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
You have an excellent point, but even if Surge was 6 feet like the anon up there stated, that would make Ash 3 feet tall.. I'm pretty sure he isn't a midget, the rest of the adults in the show aren't too much bigger than Ash.
User avatar #147 to #146 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Well, the average 10 year old - according to You need to login to view this link - is about 52 inches tall, which is 4'4".
So, assuming that Ash would be Asian, he could be at the upper end of the 3 feet range.
I would assume that Lt. Surge is from 6-7 feet tall, so this is actually possible.
User avatar #148 to #147 - vatra ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
True, It is very possible, does that mean Brock is just short? I mean he is 18 yet he is only a few inches taller than an average 11 year old.
User avatar #149 to #148 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
It's always possible, I know a few people who are in their twenties and are 5 feet tall.
User avatar #150 to #149 - vatra ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
True, but wait, even if Ash is say 3'10" as you say, and that is pushing it on the small scale, he is really close to half of Surge's height, that would make Surge 7'08" an inch taller than the tallest NBA player in history.
#151 to #150 - vatra ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Oops, I meant to post this with it. sorry.
User avatar #152 to #151 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
7'08" would make him much taller than the average man, true, but it's still a possible height. He'd be around number 45 on this list en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_people, so if Ash is at the lowest end of his height range, Surge might be at the upper end.
User avatar #153 to #152 - vatra ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Bloody hell 8'11"... apparently height kills, tallest man only lived to 22, next tallest only lived to 37. And with that you pretty much win this debate though. Surge apparently can be that tall, he's still a monster of a man though!
User avatar #129 to #30 - damandan ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
I mean not all Raichus are 2'07'' its possible Surge's could have a smaller one...right?
User avatar #135 to #129 - vatra ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
True, that's an average height, but even if Surge's raichu was 2 feet, which would be short for a raichu, that would make Surge 8 feet tall.
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#63 to #50 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
How is ten seconds on google for pokemesurments and another 5 of basic mathematical calculations nerdy? Are you honestly that simple that 15 seconds of rudimentary analytical skills is difficult to accomplish? Actually, you're probably a troll , and I have schizophrenia and autism.
#61 to #50 - theunluckyko (03/22/2013) [-]
Kid, you're such a faggot lmfao. I barely even like pokemon anymore but wow, he did basic multiplication and looked up some publicly available stats.... what a fucking nerd outcast, amirite? fuck off dick.
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User avatar #67 to #64 - vatra ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
To be fair, I am a huge nerd, I knew Raichu was around 2 feet tall, that is what prompted me to look it up.
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#66 to #64 - theunluckyko (03/22/2013) [-]
shouldn't have been such a dick about it then champ.
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