i dont even. . Lovepalz, Sex Toys For Lovers By Kimber Streams on March 13, Wine: are a pair for lovers. The unique toys -Zeus for men and Hera forthe ladies -s
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Lovepalz, Sex Toys For Lovers
By Kimber Streams on March 13,
Wine: are a pair for lovers. The unique toys -Zeus for
men and Hera forthe ladies -sense each partner' s actions to the othello simulate actual intercourse.
The speed sensor in Zeus will detective speed famale action and sendte the Hera, the female toy.
Hera will reflect and match Eeis' s speed automatically. Hera on her part, will sense the pressure inside
the toy based on the female' s reaction andthen information to Zeus. Eeis' s air pump will
configure its tightness automatically based on the received signal.
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#29 - sixroller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#336 to #29 - covered (03/23/2013) [-]
Yes but would you call it 			*******		 yourself or just masturbation?
Yes but would you call it ******* yourself or just masturbation?
#79 to #29 - Ulmer (03/22/2013) [-]
YES.
User avatar #341 to #29 - picamix (03/23/2013) [-]
yeah when people say go **** yourself
you can
User avatar #72 to #29 - minecraftoutrage (03/22/2013) [-]
Laughed so hard I choked on my spit thanks asshole
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#74 to #72 - sixroller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #324 to #29 - Furry (03/23/2013) [-]
and you didnt even need to think with portals
#85 to #29 - mishmash (03/22/2013) [-]
If this doesn't get top comment i'll put one end to my butt and the other end onto a horse cock. That's how much i believe in you my friend.
If this doesn't get top comment i'll put one end to my butt and the other end onto a horse cock. That's how much i believe in you my friend.
#213 to #85 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
better deliver...
#65 to #29 - winsauceiswin (03/22/2013) [-]
mfw   
   
but omg am i laughing so hard
mfw

but omg am i laughing so hard
User avatar #342 to #235 - meelo (03/23/2013) [-]
Hi jalthelas
User avatar #347 to #342 - jalthelas (03/23/2013) [-]
Hi bby
#43 to #29 - hirollin (03/22/2013) [-]
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#41 to #29 - jimmynutz (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #29 - phunkyzilla (03/22/2013) [-]
This is single-handedly the greatest thing I've ever read on the internet
User avatar #62 to #29 - theorangefox (03/22/2013) [-]
It would be you wouldn't it roller?
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#63 to #62 - sixroller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #48 to #29 - pedrophile (03/22/2013) [-]
my sides
#31 to #29 - sceirine (03/22/2013) [-]
...From a distance
...From a distance
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#32 to #31 - sixroller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#17 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
What if you...made the toys **** each-other?
#174 to #17 - Terialata (03/22/2013) [-]
no...no...no......NO.....NO....NO.......STAHP
#231 to #17 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
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#333 to #17 - Temari (03/23/2013) [-]
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#278 to #17 - mantaur (03/22/2013) [-]
SCARED CATS THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD   
   
DUMPIN'
SCARED CATS THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

DUMPIN'
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#170 to #17 - drulludanni (03/22/2013) [-]
you will warp spacetime into nonexistance
you will warp spacetime into nonexistance
#44 to #17 - ultimoz (03/22/2013) [-]
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#7 - doggstar (03/22/2013) [-]
i would shove the hera part up my ass while fapping with the zeus part... everyone was thinking it but i'm just saying it
#326 to #7 - bdawg (03/23/2013) [-]
And so the Messiah speaks on our true, lustful, desires.
And so the Messiah speaks on our true, lustful, desires.
User avatar #351 to #7 - derpingthederps (10/27/2013) [-]
Slut
#317 to #7 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
This man is going places.
User avatar #328 to #317 - zexionn **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [-]
Not good places...but places.
#265 to #7 - mikeW (03/22/2013) [-]
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#329 to #7 - moosejoose (03/23/2013) [-]
How the **** did that get over 500 thumbs?
User avatar #319 to #7 - captinchikin (03/23/2013) [-]
Brings a new meaning to "Go **** Yourself"
#323 to #7 - jjvoodoo (03/23/2013) [-]
thats enough internet for me today
thats enough internet for me today
#292 to #7 - LightYagamiXD (03/23/2013) [-]
Who ever says they wouldn't is a liar.
#239 to #7 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
I have secretly always wanted to **** myself silly.
#23 to #7 - oxYKellark (03/22/2013) [-]
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#191 to #7 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
I wasn't thinking it. but you opened my eyes.

User avatar #106 to #7 - basicargentinian (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm saving up to do this. As soon as I test it i'll tell you how it goes.
User avatar #164 - someanon (03/22/2013) [-]
more accurate names might be "Zeus" and "every woman in Greek mythology"
#184 to #164 - vangoz (03/22/2013) [-]
you forgot to add "every woman in Greek mythology except Hera."

Hera the Greek equivalent of Meg
User avatar #185 to #184 - someanon (03/22/2013) [-]
Actually Hephaestus and Ares were Hera and Zeus's kids, so they had to have done it at some point.
User avatar #215 to #185 - Bronboa (03/22/2013) [-]
True, but it should be noted that in the tale of Hephaestus, Hera births him on her own to get revenge on Zeus for having Athena on his own.
And before you ask how, they are gods and that somehow allows them to do this.
(I guess they're like earth-worms)
User avatar #192 to #185 - vangoz (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah but they did it quite early on and then Zeus started screwing everything but Hera hence Hera's hatred of other women in Greek Mythology.
User avatar #193 to #192 - someanon (03/22/2013) [-]
True, and Hera did some pretty horrible things to other women because of it, look at what happened to echo.
User avatar #195 to #193 - vangoz (03/22/2013) [-]
She's one crazy Greek bitch just like Athena
User avatar #165 to #164 - someanon (03/22/2013) [-]
Zues wasn't exactly loyal
User avatar #181 to #180 - someanon (03/22/2013) [-]
I was the one that made the joke in case you didn't notice.
#182 to #181 - ageofthegross (03/22/2013) [-]
no i didnt... godammit
#87 - imamawesome ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
And if you have bad internet connection then there's gonna be lag

"Why'd you stop"

"sorry, lag"
#314 to #87 - fuckyouto (03/23/2013) [-]
Guy "Stop"
Yeah right... lag...
#227 to #87 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
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#45 - pooflinger (03/22/2013) [-]
Now you're ******* with portals.
#331 to #45 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
lssdfsdalkfjasfjlksajkdfjasdfjkl;askjlfsadjklfajksdjkl;f
#24 - thicilla (03/22/2013) [-]
now i can safely say "go 			****		 yourself"
now i can safely say "go **** yourself"
User avatar #19 - topheavymonkeyy (03/22/2013) [-]
Thinking with portals?
#220 - aconfuseddonut (03/22/2013) [-]
*buffering*
#250 to #220 - gladiuss (03/22/2013) [-]
<----MFPW
#200 - isausernameiswear (03/22/2013) [-]
It is now possible to 			****		 yourself
It is now possible to **** yourself
User avatar #189 - kofro (03/22/2013) [-]
if you were gay could you not **** your own ass?
User avatar #69 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
What would happen if I tried this?

Her:"Ok, you've got your part set up?"

Me:"Yep, how 'bout you babe?"

Her:"I think it's glitched, it's only sticking out like 3 inches."
#70 to #69 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
&quot;Her&quot;
"Her"
#71 to #70 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
You think I couldn't get a "Her"?
User avatar #75 to #71 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I was actually implying that you're gay, but that works too.
#80 to #75 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I am not gay!
I am not gay!
#102 to #80 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't tell them our little secret, babe. ;)
Don't tell them our little secret, babe. ;)
User avatar #104 to #102 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I want to keep a secret so I'll just go ahead and tell the world, Seems legit.
User avatar #109 to #104 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Just making sure we're still set up for tonight at your place.
User avatar #111 to #109 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Ugh!


for serious?
User avatar #113 to #111 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't know, why don't you check your Hera?
User avatar #119 to #113 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
My what?
User avatar #121 to #119 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Your.

HERA.
#83 to #80 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
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#84 to #83 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Who are you anyway? You know nothing of my ways!
Who are you anyway? You know nothing of my ways!
User avatar #108 to #84 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm that one guy. Remember him? He's pretty cool.
User avatar #110 to #108 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Hmmm....I don't remember but he does sound really cool....
User avatar #112 to #110 - davycrocket (03/22/2013) [-]
Are you sure you don't remember?
User avatar #117 to #112 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco gasps dramatically**

IT'S YOU!!
User avatar #120 to #117 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Took you long enough.
User avatar #124 to #120 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I hate you so much.
User avatar #125 to #124 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #127 to #125 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I loved you too! You were my best friend! Then you just ******* left me! I barely have anyone to talk to now!
User avatar #129 to #127 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
You forget about everyone. :(
User avatar #128 to #127 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't you have shadow? He seems pretty nice.
User avatar #130 to #128 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Me and shadow haven't talked that much recently.

Although he isn't my rapist anymore, which is a step forward I guess.

And we're both going through the same depressional **** I'm pretty sure.
User avatar #136 to #130 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't even remember why I left you. I think it was because you were boring or something, I can't really remember.
Also, both as in me and you or you and him?
User avatar #138 to #136 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Him and Me, and I was not boring! I was so close to sending you mail! that's edgy as **** !
User avatar #143 to #138 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I barely remember that much at all about you. You really are boring. Or were. I can't quite tell.
User avatar #145 to #143 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Well, **** you too!

*hugs*
User avatar #134 to #130 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Well it's your job to start the conversation, but I guess you don't care anymore.
User avatar #139 to #134 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I care! I'm just anti-social....
User avatar #142 to #139 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Well I'm off to do some "personal business", I'll have a rape thread with you later.
User avatar #137 to #128 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm nice as a ripe cucumber.
User avatar #146 to #71 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I actually do remember a lot about you. Like you being an all around faggot.

*hugs*
#147 to #146 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I was never a faggot!

That assumption is <<<
User avatar #148 to #147 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Yes, you were and are. You aren't fooling anyone.
#151 to #148 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
No, I wasn't and not. I am fooling no one.
No, I wasn't and not. I am fooling no one.
User avatar #152 to #151 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
You like cock. I even remember you asking for more gay porn yet still insisting that you were straight, or something like that.
User avatar #154 to #152 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
....So?!?!
User avatar #155 to #154 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that you're gay.
User avatar #156 to #155 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Whaaaatever you say.
User avatar #158 to #156 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Besides being lonely as **** , what's new?
User avatar #160 to #158 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Nothing really, loneliness is eating at my sanity.
User avatar #163 to #160 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Sounds fun. I'd try that one day, except, I'm not an anti-social pussy.
User avatar #166 to #163 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Oh God I miss you so much...
User avatar #168 to #166 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I can really feel my self esteem boosting talking to you.
#20 - laxwarriord (03/22/2013) [-]
And when the pressure sensor malfunctions and you lose your dick?
And when the pressure sensor malfunctions and you lose your dick?
User avatar #318 to #20 - amuter ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
I think it's got limited pressure
#6 - oosskkyy (03/22/2013) [-]
i want one...
i want one...
#340 to #6 - icameheretotroll (03/23/2013) [-]
I want both
I want both
#349 to #340 - oosskkyy (03/25/2013) [-]
I want you
I want you
#115 - sweetellie (03/22/2013) [-]
Imagine if it was faulty and you got some kind of electrical burn in/on your genitalia..
Imagine if it was faulty and you got some kind of electrical burn in/on your genitalia..
User avatar #345 to #115 - txniko (03/23/2013) [-]
I'd call that a bonus...
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#35 - vicviper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#209 - ataeru (03/22/2013) [-]
Looks like the Omegle roulette will change into a sex roulette.

"Hera?"
"Zues?"
"My IP is ___"
"connected"
#218 to #209 - Blasphemer (03/22/2013) [-]
I can see a lot of guys shoving it up their ass pretending to be 18 yo girls...
#221 to #218 - ataeru (03/22/2013) [-]
Then it becomes russian sex roulette for straight guys.

"Do you feel lucky?... well do you... Zues?"
#60 - SilentRaver (03/22/2013) [-]
Pressure sensors?    
Be extra careful not to piss off your long distance girlfriend.    
&lt;-- Your face when she throws your wireless dick into heavy traffic.
Pressure sensors?
Be extra careful not to piss off your long distance girlfriend.
<-- Your face when she throws your wireless dick into heavy traffic.
#149 to #60 - ninjabaconone (03/22/2013) [-]
sauce
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