i dont even. . Lovepalz, Sex Toys For Lovers By Kimber Streams on March 13, Wine: are a pair for lovers. The unique toys -Zeus for men and Hera forthe ladies -s
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Lovepalz, Sex Toys For Lovers
By Kimber Streams on March 13,
Wine: are a pair for lovers. The unique toys -Zeus for
men and Hera forthe ladies -sense each partner' s actions to the othello simulate actual intercourse.
The speed sensor in Zeus will detective speed famale action and sendte the Hera, the female toy.
Hera will reflect and match Eeis' s speed automatically. Hera on her part, will sense the pressure inside
the toy based on the female' s reaction andthen information to Zeus. Eeis' s air pump will
configure its tightness automatically based on the received signal.
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#7 - doggstar (03/22/2013) [+] (24 replies)
i would shove the hera part up my ass while fapping with the zeus part... everyone was thinking it but i'm just saying it
+490
#29 - sixroller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (24 replies)
#45 - pooflinger (03/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Now you're ******* with portals.
#87 - imamawesome ONLINE (03/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
And if you have bad internet connection then there's gonna be lag

"Why'd you stop"

"sorry, lag"
User avatar #19 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thinking with portals?
#20 - laxwarriord (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And when the pressure sensor malfunctions and you lose your dick?
And when the pressure sensor malfunctions and you lose your dick?
User avatar #69 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [+] (45 replies)
What would happen if I tried this?

Her:"Ok, you've got your part set up?"

Me:"Yep, how 'bout you babe?"

Her:"I think it's glitched, it's only sticking out like 3 inches."
#24 - thicilla (03/22/2013) [-]
now i can safely say "go 						****					 yourself"
now i can safely say "go **** yourself"
#82 - silentnigga (03/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
or you could put it up your butt and 						****					 yourself?
or you could put it up your butt and **** yourself?
User avatar #164 - someanon (03/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
more accurate names might be "Zeus" and "every woman in Greek mythology"
#220 - aconfuseddonut (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*buffering*
#6 - oosskkyy (03/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i want one...
i want one...
#200 - isausernameiswear (03/22/2013) [-]
It is now possible to 						****					 yourself
It is now possible to **** yourself
User avatar #189 - kofro ONLINE (03/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
if you were gay could you not **** your own ass?
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#35 - vicviper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#150 - fideldevinci (03/22/2013) [-]
Now it's possible to actually **** yourself.
#115 - sweetellie (03/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Imagine if it was faulty and you got some kind of electrical burn in/on your genitalia..
Imagine if it was faulty and you got some kind of electrical burn in/on your genitalia..
User avatar #25 - dawiebe (03/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Zeus and Hera were brother and sister as well as spouses, that oughta spoil the mood.
#60 - SilentRaver (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pressure sensors?    
Be extra careful not to piss off your long distance girlfriend.    
<-- Your face when she throws your wireless dick into heavy traffic.
Pressure sensors?
Be extra careful not to piss off your long distance girlfriend.
<-- Your face when she throws your wireless dick into heavy traffic.
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