Apple. Hope you laughed.. apple users does it: take tatt change a Ghgh' lloll: ? a lightbulb goes, they buy a new house. Apple lightbulb house
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#18 - rmoran (03/22/2013) [-]
That's probably the most scrolling I've had to do to read two sentences.
That's probably the most scrolling I've had to do to read two sentences.
User avatar #99 to #18 - rawrbowwow (03/22/2013) [-]
What is that...?
#124 to #99 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
How to Basic
A channel on youtube for these sorts of things
it's kind of ok
User avatar #125 to #124 - rawrbowwow (03/22/2013) [-]
Same guy that does the "How to put sand in a small box"?
User avatar #104 to #18 - Jazdawg (03/22/2013) [-]
Is this Nebz making pancakes?
#44 - eyecontacthandjob (03/22/2013) [-]
But what if it's not a broken light bulb, rather the house needs windows?
But what if it's not a broken light bulb, rather the house needs windows?
User avatar #229 to #44 - jaggedherp (03/23/2013) [-]
What if the house really needs penguins?
User avatar #121 to #44 - tehlulzbringer (03/22/2013) [-]
Implying macs can't run windows
#145 to #121 - cynicalskin (03/22/2013) [-]
probably can't, 420 blaze it faggot
probably can't, 420 blaze it faggot
User avatar #148 to #145 - tehlulzbringer (03/22/2013) [-]
Mac can run windows
#152 to #148 - cynicalskin (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah I know, just messing with you
#224 to #201 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
u are 1 ******* cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****** sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****** gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
#157 - zorororonoa (03/22/2013) [-]
Unless anyone wants to see a bloody penis, do not scroll down
#160 to #157 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
i didnt believe you
now i regret it
#164 to #157 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
You made me do it. Asshole.
User avatar #168 to #164 - random asshole (03/22/2013) [-]
Slanderous lies!
#161 to #157 - covered (03/22/2013) [-]
I didn't believe you..   
I regret my previous decision of scrolling
I didn't believe you..
I regret my previous decision of scrolling
User avatar #251 to #161 - amuter ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
I'll scroll down REEAAALLY SLOOOOWLYY and then see if I find a ******** of red thumbs. I'll then hide it.
User avatar #162 to #157 - thechosentroll (03/22/2013) [-]
I thought you meant "bloody" as in " ******* " like brits say. Not that.
User avatar #179 - studbeefpile (03/22/2013) [-]
When a light bulb goes where?....
#39 - hurati (03/22/2013) [-]
Here, have some more apple text.
User avatar #62 to #39 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
That just might be crazy enough to potato...
User avatar #4 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
Windows Users try to Turn it on and off.
And linux users invents a new lightbulb.
Apple is still for faggots though
User avatar #15 to #4 - stijnverheye (03/22/2013) [-]
but first , they'll probably will try to pirate a lightbulb
User avatar #102 to #15 - eccleston (03/22/2013) [-]
Why should you pirate something that you can get for free?
#3 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
No, I just leave it out and hope appe protection plan helps me!
User avatar #6 to #3 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
"Hope..."
User avatar #5 to #3 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
Ape protection plan.

for when the apes invade the world
#192 - MrMeatStick (03/22/2013) [-]
but that wasn't funny..
but that wasn't funny..
User avatar #58 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
How many Apple users can upgrade and change their rig with different parts?
None.
How many Apple users save money buying electronics?
None.
How many Apple users don't do research and comparisons with things they buy?
All of them. That's why they're apple users.
#208 to #58 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
1. I've put an aftermarket SSD, more RAM and swapped my CD drive for another Hard Drive.

2. My MacBook was a refurb that was £300 cheaper than RRP.

3. Touché
#200 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (03/22/2013) [-]
Relevance is bliss
#202 to #200 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
You should probably wear condoms with dudes more than women.
#225 to #194 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
u are 1 ******* cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****** sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****** gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
#165 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
There are two kinds of people who annoy me on this site(and for that matter, everywhere on the internet, but it's prominent here) and that is the community of people who can't either:

A: Shut the **** up insulting the users of Macs.
B: Shut the **** up insulting people because of their religious views/beliefs.

It bothers me that this **** gets on the front page consistently. The majority of us are smart people, right? Why do we feel the need to talk about this stupid **** instead of having discussions that put us in GOOD moods? It may be a lot to ask, but I think we could try pulling it off.

In summation: SHUT THE **** UP.
User avatar #171 to #165 - Keoul (03/22/2013) [-]
You're doing something very silly right now, know what that is?
Unless you are a Mac fan, you're getting more worked up than them. And unless you are one of the delightful races that are being insulted, you're getting more worked up than them as well.

Why are you trying to white knight a whole demographic that doesn't even care?
User avatar #172 to #171 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Because I am easily worked up.

...And I'd like not to read these stupid posts on the front page...
User avatar #173 to #172 - Keoul (03/22/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
Just hope you know the whole "reverse psychology" thing works like a charm here.
User avatar #176 to #173 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, I'm about as subtle as a club.
User avatar #178 to #165 - yoloswaggins (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't think it's actual hate. It's a JOKE on a 'funny' website. Don't take it so seriously.
#205 to #178 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
You fundamentally misunderstand the FJ user base.
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#239 to #181 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
u are 1 ******* cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****** sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****** gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
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#203 to #165 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
3. People who never stop complaining about **** period
User avatar #198 to #165 - lasmamoe (03/22/2013) [-]
Thank you.
At least once every 2 weeks, the same old mac jokes hit the frontpage, and the comments section is always the same. Hate and more hate.

Inb4 "it's just a joke". Well it's an old joke, i hope we will move past sometime soon.
#238 to #198 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
u are 1 ******* cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****** sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****** gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
#182 - studbeefpile (03/22/2013) [-]
I've used both Macs, and PCs, I've had several of both (different generations/models)

Differences:
-Macs are far easier to use, everything is comprehensive. A cave man could use a Mac. PCs are not, they take quite a lot of time to learn how to use them efficiently if you haven't used them for all you life.
-Macs, while generally far more expensive than a PC, they are also far more reliable; They last much longer. While PCs usually bite the dust within a few years of owning them, Macs tend to stand the test of time, I currently have a Mac that's over a decade old, and still works fine.
-PCs often have a decent bit more power for the price you pay (like I said before, Macs cost a freaking load), and despite Macs being produced with Intel Chips for the past several years (they can read made for PC discs) PCs are still generally better for gaming.
Personally, I prefer Macs, though I can understand liking PCs. Whichever you choose though, I think we can all agree on one thing......

.....iiiiii love technologyyyyy........
#246 to #182 - dawhitekneegrow (03/23/2013) [-]
i think you for not bashing macbooks... i have as well had both. the problem with PC for me atm is that im too afraid to buy an expensive one and for it just to go out in a few years.
#228 to #182 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
u are 1 ******* cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****** sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****** gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
#234 to #228 - studbeefpile (03/23/2013) [-]
Yew tryin'a stat somefin' moffer fukka?
#236 to #234 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
u are 1 ******* cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****** sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****** gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
#23 - slowbroking (03/22/2013) [-]
How many McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb screwed the lightbulb.
User avatar #146 - markowuzhere (03/22/2013) [-]
haha, it's funny because I can't afford any apple stuff
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User avatar #31 - bitchplzzz (03/22/2013) [-]
I can't seem to find the originality in this post
User avatar #34 to #31 - Crusader (03/22/2013) [-]
There isn't any.
Jokes don't have to be original to be funny, some of the best jokes out there are the oldest, hence why they are continuously retold.
User avatar #36 to #34 - bitchplzzz (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah,
then there's prepubescent zit faces who're posting this so they can reap precious green thumbs. In case you hadn't noticed, OP the hate-bandwagon on apple has passed by now.
User avatar #95 to #36 - sketchE ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
its still funny every now and then because apple users still exist and brag about it
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