Riddle me this bitch tits. .. punctuation is the difference between "helping you uncle, jack, off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse" Riddle me this bitch tits punctuation is the difference between "helping you uncle jack off a horse" and your
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#13 - payseht ONLINE
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punctuation is the difference between "helping you uncle, jack, off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"
#56 to #13 - anon
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One would need to say "3 [letters]" in order for it to actually make sense.
#124 to #13 - thedippestofshits
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Not a single one of those commas is grammatically required. All that's needed to tell the difference is a capital letter J.
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#24 - igfanforlife
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What, is your name?
#192 to #24 - grimhound
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Grimhound.
#200 to #24 - wetnoodle
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dora the explorer
#114 to #24 - poorjew
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I'm poorjew, the poorest of all jews.
#118 to #114 - igfanforlife
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What, is your quest?
#126 to #118 - poorjew
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To get the plot of gold, at the end of the rainbow.
#129 to #126 - igfanforlife
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What, is the capital of Assyria?
#132 to #129 - poorjew
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The old or the new one?
#65 to #24 - camanern
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Sir Ericson
#68 to #65 - igfanforlife
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What, is your quest?
#70 to #68 - camanern
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To become the very best, like no one ever was.
#75 to #70 - igfanforlife
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*sends you flying*
#77 to #75 - camanern
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AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
#78 to #24 - psykojet
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King Oluf the Blind of Denmark
#82 to #78 - igfanforlife
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What, is your quest?
#84 to #82 - psykojet
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To find my damn eyes.
#87 to #84 - igfanforlife
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What, is your favorite color?
#90 to #87 - psykojet
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What is a color?
#98 to #90 - igfanforlife
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uhhh, I don't know! *gets cast into the gorge of eternal peril*
#105 to #98 - psykojet
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AHHHH! THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE COLORS!
#31 to #24 - kevinipples
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kevin
#33 to #31 - igfanforlife
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What, is your quest?
#35 to #33 - kevinipples
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to seek funny content on the internet
#38 to #35 - igfanforlife
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What, is the capital of Assyria?
#41 to #38 - kevinipples
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i dont know that!
#79 to #41 - igfanforlife
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*sends you flying*
#46 to #24 - dinkcool
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Oscar Emperor of nothing
#48 to #46 - igfanforlife
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What, is your quest?
#50 to #48 - dinkcool
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To actually become emperor of something
#51 to #50 - igfanforlife
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What, is your favorite color?
#53 to #51 - dinkcool
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Persian blue
#57 to #53 - igfanforlife
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You may pass
#34 to #24 - GmCity
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I am Arthur, king of the Britons
#37 to #34 - igfanforlife
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What, is your quest?
#39 to #37 - GmCity
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To seek the holy grail.
#42 to #39 - igfanforlife
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What, is the average airspeed velocity of a swallow?
#44 to #42 - GmCity
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Laden or Unladen?
#45 to #44 - igfanforlife
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what? I don't know that!
#76 to #45 - igfanforlife
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*flies off the bridge*
#151 to #76 - santathumbs
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This was glorious.
#55 to #44 - aamann ONLINE
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*African or European
#144 to #55 - slackarn
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Why did they thumb you down, when you have the correct quote. "What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?"
#153 to #144 - aamann ONLINE
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I dunno.
#54 to #42 - aamann ONLINE
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*unladen swallow
#104 - acadia
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"What" has 4 letters.
"Yet" has 3.
"Although" has 8.
"Then" has 4.
"Rarely" 6.
"Never" 5
#193 to #104 - anon
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YOU DONT SAY
#6 - Bly
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#14 to #6 - kingarturi
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here
here
#17 to #14 - ScottP
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I saw you seeing what I did there before I even saw it
#19 to #17 - kingarturi
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I saw you seeing what i saw what you did there before you even saw it.
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#241 to #14 - Bly
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fukken saved
#242 to #241 - kingarturi
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here
here
#145 to #6 - anon
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so did i
#4 - cumsinbucket
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Its not a riddle if they are all just statements.
#195 - claytonb
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WHAT is written with 4 letters   
YET is made form 3   
ALTHOUGH is written with 8 letters   
RARELY consists of 6   
NEVER is written with 5
WHAT is written with 4 letters
YET is made form 3
ALTHOUGH is written with 8 letters
RARELY consists of 6
NEVER is written with 5

#198 to #195 - belrose
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You forgot THEN is 4 letters
#225 to #198 - claytonb
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My apologies
My apologies
#228 to #195 - kerryawesome
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forgot "then"
forgot "then"
#183 - guavaaddict
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"Is it helicopter?"
#156 - galkawhm
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What = 4
Yet = 3
Although = 8
Then = 4
Rarely = 6
Never = 5

For the slowpokes out there.
#172 to #156 - radamski
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Ohhhh...
#92 - thepyras
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Pool. It has four letters, but the 'o' is repeated, so technically three. It is often written "swimming pool." Swimming has eight, and again pool has four. Pooled is a word that has six letters but isn't used very often. The fact that 'pools' is a word with five letters really holds up my answer, but I suppose you could still count it based on the fact that the riddle is written entirely in singular form and "pools" is a plural word when not in its verbal form.

By the way, I know the answer is "what, yet, although, then, rarely, and never," but I wanted to find a real answer to the riddle. I hate when they're just word play that go off of your own supposition that the author is incapable of properly using punctuation.
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#113 to #107 - thepyras
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Read the second part of my comment again. I got it.
#116 to #113 - kakkakrabbypatty
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Oh, ****.
#117 to #116 - thepyras
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I'm sorry, thank you for trying to help me though. It was a kind notion.
#135 to #116 - poopyheadtomatonos
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your username brings me great joy
your username brings me great joy
#9 - mattdoggy
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Took me a good minute to figure it out   
thumbs for a good riddle, i'd like more
Took me a good minute to figure it out
thumbs for a good riddle, i'd like more