first kiss. . in Tth grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like excuse me'' and he pulled
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first kiss

in Tth grade i went to the see a
movie with a boy and in the
middle of it he was like "do you
wanna kiss" and i was like
excuse me'' and he pulled tit bag
of hershey' s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD
BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
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#258 - thesnugster (03/28/2013) [-]
what if she wanted a Hershey's kisses in the first place and she said yes and you leaned in for the kiss and she smaked you...just a thought
#212 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
I CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can hear, and see what you're visually thinking
The reason I have a completely expressionless face, segregate from everybody else-only associate with other Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that we can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#206 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#202 - agwd (03/22/2013) [-]
I'd bring this with me to ask the question a little bit differently...
Ignore anon post... was signed out for some reason.
#201 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
I'd bring this with me to ask the question a little bit differently...
#196 - alucardshellhound (03/22/2013) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Hanako **
User avatar #194 - bothemastaofall (03/22/2013) [-]
that user name
User avatar #192 - Gerex (03/22/2013) [-]

Start carrying a pearl necklace.
User avatar #193 to #192 - zraven (03/22/2013) [-]
You are a bad man, and I would so buy you a beer if I could.
#191 - SimpleSimpleton (03/22/2013) [-]
Doesn't say anywhere it was a guy and a girl... Could of been 2 guys... Backup plan works even better.
#209 to #191 - maxsexington (03/22/2013) [-]
Template for anybody who wants it
User avatar #190 - landartheconqueror (03/22/2013) [-]
one time in highschool i went up to a friend of mine and asked

"do you wanna screw?"

she flipped out, and i pulled a screw out of my pocket and handed it to her
#189 - Ice Explosion (03/22/2013) [-]
that's genious
that's genious
#199 to #189 - kmichel (03/22/2013) [-]
*genius
#188 - comanderspy (03/22/2013) [-]
i cannot believe i did not come up with that   
   
could have 						*******					 used it last week
i cannot believe i did not come up with that

could have ******* used it last week
#243 to #188 - liefy (03/23/2013) [-]
you wanna talk about it? we're all family here.
#244 to #243 - comanderspy (03/23/2013) [-]
y u maek me do dis???!

>be me, about a week ago
>watching some chick flic on the movie theater (i like some of those)
>half way into the movie
>actors are eating each other out
>try to be alpha badass, i join their fun
>"should we kiss?"
>"what??"
> **** it
>*kisses
>*Gets bitch slapped
>girl walks out
> ******* on the side are all screaming
> spaghetti all over the floor, the clean up guy is going to have a looong night

i dont know, i think i would have had a better delivery and better success, but i learned my lesson, ultimate alpha doesnt work all the time, better stick with the good ol' beta **** ... sigh

#252 to #244 - liefy (03/23/2013) [-]
It's going to be okay. Have this hug.
It's going to be okay. Have this hug.
#185 - corundum (03/22/2013) [-]
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#184 - isaacbn ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
To the see a movie
#182 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
IM ******* DONE.!
#197 to #195 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #198 to #197 - takesomemorewater (03/22/2013) [-]
YEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

I'm Superman! I beliiieve I can flyyyyyy!!!
#181 - ctprime (03/22/2013) [-]
"Do you want to **** ?"
"...Excuse me?"
"No wait, nevermind. I'm all out of them."

....I tried.
#205 to #181 - scarydino (03/22/2013) [-]
I think ''Do you wanna **** ?'' would've worked better cause it sounded close to ''Do you want a **** ?''
User avatar #219 to #205 - ctprime (03/22/2013) [-]
Was actually thinking about it after I posted the comment unfortunately.
#176 - romdadon (03/22/2013) [-]
my mind
my mind
#186 to #176 - foxtrotalpha (03/22/2013) [-]
This one is better.
This one is better.
#174 - PlaystationGuy (03/22/2013) [-]
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#200 to #174 - maxximus (03/22/2013) [-]
Oh, alchemy, you never cease to amaze...
User avatar #172 - iamcanadian (03/22/2013) [-]
A BETTER DISCOVERY SINCE THE INTERNET
#170 - atwfoomn (03/22/2013) [-]
or you can ask for a kiss and if she says no and you forgot the hersheys kisses then you do what the picture says
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