first kiss. . in Tth grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like excuse me'' and he pulled liten tiss
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first kiss

in Tth grade i went to the see a
movie with a boy and in the
middle of it he was like "do you
wanna kiss" and i was like
excuse me'' and he pulled tit bag
of hershey' s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD
BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
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User avatar #3 - cozer (03/22/2013) [-]
Trying this next time I go out with a girl...i just hope they don't expire
User avatar #6 to #3 - Bakerlalalalala (03/22/2013) [-]
right before you go on a date buy a new bag
User avatar #116 to #6 - creosote (03/22/2013) [-]
I think he meant the girl.
User avatar #118 to #116 - Bakerlalalalala (03/22/2013) [-]
he was implying that he doesn't date often
User avatar #119 to #118 - Bakerlalalalala (03/22/2013) [-]
or that the plan would actually work and not have to buy one every so often
#175 to #3 - deafitems (03/22/2013) [-]
Usually girls don't...
#203 to #175 - ninjabaconone (03/22/2013) [-]
dora
User avatar #91 - semilunarknight ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
>Going to Matric dance (prom as some call it)
>Friend greets us, elegant dress, done-up hair etc...
>My buddy often teases her about looking manly
>She asks: "So do I look like a girl tonight?"
>He says; "No"
>She has the saddest look I've ever seen
>"you look like a woman"

She blushed for five minutes straight, still one of the best saves I've ever witnessed.
#211 to #91 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
cry evertim
#136 to #91 - apocalypseboyz (03/22/2013) [-]
I... Damn, he's a smooth honky.
#145 to #91 - flamingtent (03/22/2013) [-]
Damn. Smooth as silk.
Damn. Smooth as silk.
#100 to #91 - schneidend (03/22/2013) [-]
A truer gentleman there is not.
A truer gentleman there is not.
#18 - dannonzzz (03/22/2013) [-]
why have I never thought of this
why have I never thought of this
User avatar #66 to #18 - trazan (03/22/2013) [-]
Who is that in the Gif?
User avatar #67 to #66 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
weird al
User avatar #81 to #67 - sasquatchmaniaman (03/22/2013) [-]
Do you know of the source to this gif?
User avatar #257 to #66 - matttboyagain (03/26/2013) [-]
Wow. That's really disappointing to hear. Really. You don't know who Weird Al Yankovic is?
User avatar #259 to #257 - trazan (04/09/2013) [-]
Ofcourse I have but mostIy I just listen to his music. Those time I have seen him he has been short haired
User avatar #260 to #259 - matttboyagain (04/09/2013) [-]
I guess people just don't keep up with the times. Back in '98, he changed his look. He used to have shorter hair, a mustache and glasses. No now has longer hair, no mustache and he got lazer eye surgery.
#92 - tehbestever (03/22/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Be right back, guys

Time to find a girl that likes me to try this out on

I'll be back in 437 years.
User avatar #134 to #92 - pwoneill (03/22/2013) [-]
We laugh at this post now... but if this account posts 437 years from now... to the exact minute.... the sun would explode from the power of OP's delivery
#207 to #134 - triggathepirate (03/22/2013) [-]
Implying the sun won't explode in 436 years
Implying the sun won't explode in 436 years
#2 - morkoelorko (03/22/2013) [-]
Give this guy a 			*******		 medal!
Give this guy a ******* medal!
#208 to #2 - unncommon (03/22/2013) [-]
I GOT HIM A ******* MEDAL.
#238 to #208 - srhkid (03/23/2013) [-]
ill leave this here as well
User avatar #96 to #2 - TheNewRavager (03/22/2013) [-]
I just watched that Sequalitis video. It is ******* Genius.
#68 to #2 - davvi (03/22/2013) [-]
i concur
i concur
#11 to #2 - usefulretard (03/22/2013) [-]
I can actually hear Arin's voice......gawd hes so fcking hot
I can actually hear Arin's voice......gawd hes so fcking hot
#234 to #149 - comanderspy (03/23/2013) [-]
do you have the gif (from that same video) where he says "well i didnt know you were such a big fan a' dick!"   
   
plz
do you have the gif (from that same video) where he says "well i didnt know you were such a big fan a' dick!"

plz
#235 to #234 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [-]
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#236 to #235 - comanderspy (03/23/2013) [-]
thank you
thank you
#237 to #236 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [-]
Just helping out a fellow funnyjunk-er.
User avatar #240 to #237 - fuckberries (03/23/2013) [-]
Its not ghey if its on the moon
User avatar #245 to #240 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [-]
Loved that.
#24 - oldmewtwo (03/22/2013) [-]
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#9 - mrblueftw (03/22/2013) [-]
my backup plane is duct tape.
my backup plane is duct tape.
#37 to #9 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
but then you couldn't kis her??
#216 to #9 - tgrove (03/22/2013) [-]
>mfw I don't have one plane...let alone a back up
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#215 to #9 - meepmerppicklederp (03/22/2013) [-]
Totally meant that.
#262 to #215 - catpisser (04/12/2014) [-]
Is this your plane?
User avatar #15 to #9 - DrBobsPatient (03/22/2013) [-]
mine is roofies.
#29 to #9 - tomatoesauce (03/22/2013) [-]
i like planes but how'd you make one out of tape?
User avatar #22 to #9 - mostlyshits (03/22/2013) [-]
My first plan is duct tape
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#28 to #9 - urchinator ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
"plane is duct tape"
"plane is duct tape"
#93 - felixfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Devastated by rejection
Devastated by rejection
#110 to #93 - psykobear ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
D:
#113 to #110 - felixfj (03/22/2013) [-]
kids do the darndest things.
kids do the darndest things.
#183 to #113 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
:3
#159 to #93 - kaboozle123 (03/22/2013) [-]
dude that is so 			******		 up. i don't know why this is making me feel bad but damn
dude that is so ****** up. i don't know why this is making me feel bad but damn
#44 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
His FW.
#202 - agwd (03/22/2013) [-]
I'd bring this with me to ask the question a little bit differently...
Ignore anon post... was signed out for some reason.
User avatar #45 - gespony ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I can't buy Hershey's Kisses in my country, feels bad man

But i can buy Kinder Surprises; so i can be like "Hey girl, you want a surprise?"
#95 to #45 - chiefbonebiter (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't have Hershey's Kisses either, but in Finland we have "Neekerinsuukko", roughly translated to ******** kiss :D
#101 to #95 - schneidend (03/22/2013) [-]
...What?!
...What?!
#104 to #101 - chiefbonebiter (03/22/2013) [-]
No kidding, check this article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coated_marshmallow_treats
look for "neekerinsuukot"
User avatar #115 to #95 - vuican (03/22/2013) [-]
Thats ******* hilarious! Finland is legit.
User avatar #23 - svart (03/22/2013) [-]
I TRIED THIS ONE TIME AND WAS SO ******* NERVUS BEACUS SHE WASSO HOT AND I EXPECTED A BIG NO, SO WHEN SHE SAID YES I PULLED OUT THE HERSHEY'S...... **** MY LIFE..... (but she laughed and we got together later...)
User avatar #63 to #23 - garymotherfinoak (03/22/2013) [-]
lucke :3
#184 - isaacbn (03/22/2013) [-]
To the see a movie
#152 - AlbertEinstein (03/22/2013) [-]
Everyone on FJ is now leaving their home with Heresy Kisses in their pocket.
#158 to #152 - theturtletrolley (03/22/2013) [-]
I tried to make a witty comment on the fact you put Heresy Kisses, But I couldn't think of one
#185 - corundum (03/22/2013) [-]
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#59 - notstill (03/22/2013) [-]
My back up plan is that she better back dat ass up before she gets slapped da **** up
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#5 - makujensi (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah my 			*******		 girlfriend did this to me. We had been together for like 5 months and she refused to kiss me and one day she's like "If you do ..... for me I will give you a kiss!" So I did it and the bitch hands me a 			*******		 Hershey Kiss.
Yeah my ******* girlfriend did this to me. We had been together for like 5 months and she refused to kiss me and one day she's like "If you do ..... for me I will give you a kiss!" So I did it and the bitch hands me a ******* Hershey Kiss.
#160 to #5 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
what did she tell you to do?
User avatar #256 to #160 - makujensi (03/24/2013) [-]
I don't remember... It was something like buy her a shirt or something stupid.
#204 to #5 - robertito (03/22/2013) [-]
naya rivera<3
#89 to #5 - dtanobo (03/22/2013) [-]
What was she, like 12? How can you go out for 5 months and not kiss. That must suck man. Good that you got rid of her.
User avatar #255 to #89 - makujensi (03/24/2013) [-]
We were like 15 and 16. It was just high school bull crap drama drama.
User avatar #10 to #5 - linktheherooftime (03/22/2013) [-]
So how long after that did she finally kiss you>
User avatar #14 to #10 - makujensi (03/22/2013) [-]
She didn't I dumped her later. (not for that)
User avatar #16 to #14 - linktheherooftime (03/22/2013) [-]
Okay. Well I hope you at least find the one.
User avatar #17 to #16 - makujensi (03/22/2013) [-]
I did (: And thank you!
#19 to #17 - linktheherooftime (03/22/2013) [-]
My pleasure!
#135 to #5 - bigmanfifty (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't think I could got a month without sex let alone a kiss
I don't think I could got a month without sex let alone a kiss
#164 to #5 - eatshitndie (03/22/2013) [-]
you've been with her for 5 month and she refused to kiss you?
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#98 to #12 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
Although it sounds funny on the internet, sexually imposing yourself over someone is in fact illegal in the real world and can get you into trouble. Therefore, if the girl says she doesn't want to kiss you, unless you feel like a lawsuit and possible jail time you ******* listen.
#108 to #98 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
If kissing someone for you leads to sexual imposition, I think you might be doing SOMETHING wrong...
User avatar #239 to #98 - cadencee (03/23/2013) [-]
If there is no sense of personal intimacy which kissing is supposed to symbolise, especially after 5 months then I'd end it. What is the point? I broke up with my ex because after 4 months we had only pecked and she didn't want to even make out.

I'd heard from her friends that she didn't intend to go any further than that for quite a while and our relationship slowly turned into simply a friendship, so I ended it. I have never regretted the decision. If there is no clear line between friendship and a relationship then what is the point? Clearly if they don't want to kiss you, not out of discomfort or anxiety but simply not wanting to then what is the point? You will never progress and they will prevent you from said experiences.
User avatar #13 to #12 - makujensi (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm a nice understanding girl.
#25 to #13 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
Nah, more like pathetic
User avatar #65 to #25 - garymotherfinoak (03/22/2013) [-]
log the **** in brah
User avatar #254 to #25 - makujensi (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah log in pussy.
#88 to #13 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
pathetic
User avatar #64 to #13 - garymotherfinoak (03/22/2013) [-]
lesbo?
User avatar #253 to #64 - makujensi (03/24/2013) [-]
Nah bi.
#1 - waffies (03/22/2013) [-]
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#200 to #174 - maxximus ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Oh, alchemy, you never cease to amaze...
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