DIE HARD 3.TITTIES. .. Mourning Wood ;) Cars crashes
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#7 - DrOctoganapus (03/22/2013) [-]
Mourning Wood ;)
Mourning Wood ;)
#11 to #7 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
oh we never heard that one before.
User avatar #14 to #11 - garaichu (03/22/2013) [-]
You're right, I hadn't ಠ_ಠ
#15 to #14 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
it's been on reddit for a while now, but i guess you're not on reddit then. So I guess this guy just copies something of reddit, like alot of people do here. Is a bit of creativity too much to ask for?
#21 to #15 - aftermathfilms (03/22/2013) [-]
gtfo meg.
#32 to #21 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
you are so original :)
+1
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User avatar #31 to #24 - buttlord (03/22/2013) [-]
SR2. you magnificent beast.
#5 - epicburana ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Just the morning woody... oh wait!
#13 - sackit (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - lusir (03/21/2013) [-]
I guess he didn´t go see a doctor after 4 hours
#18 - studbeefpile (03/22/2013) [-]
heueahauehahehueah
#12 - Lukanator (03/22/2013) [-]
"It goes to figure the only way you can keep a guy stiff is with rigor mortis."
User avatar #19 to #12 - cascarita (03/22/2013) [-]
"Check Please!"
User avatar #10 - FLCLol (03/22/2013) [-]
thats actually possible FYI
it called angels lust
it results from blood pooling in different areas, mainly the penis causing a post mortem erection
User avatar #20 to #10 - rieskimo (03/22/2013) [-]
Also when rigor mortis sets in after the blood is pooled to the penis it can't leave because of the muscles that help erections in the first place are well... stiff.
#34 - gardenmanly (03/22/2013) [-]
the dead are rising
the dead are rising
User avatar #35 to #8 - sunnyday (03/22/2013) [-]
The finale to Die Hard.

And a prequel to The Sixth Sense?
#25 - drewbridge (03/22/2013) [-]
I want to die like that

only on fire and jumping out of a window
#33 - cancerbats (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - iwalkudie (03/22/2013) [-]
Or like in "Welcome 2 Hell" By Bad Meets Evil, Part of Eminems verse is:
"Bruce Willis on his death bed last breath with an infection
Fightin' it while he's watchin' internet porn 'bout to meet his death with an errection
My God, what I mean is David Carradine jackin' his penis in front of his tripod
Chokin' his own neck, what part you don't get? I'm sayin' I die hard!"
#3 - ancel (03/21/2013) [-]
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#26 - iamphoenix (03/22/2013) [-]
Then I shall die as I live.
#23 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
God damn Joe Dirt, blowing his cover again.
#4 - trojandetected (03/21/2013) [-]
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There is a book by stephen king called everything eventual the first story of the book of short stories is a guy who is thought to be dead and is about to have an autopsy they only realize he is alive when the nurse accidentally gives him a hard on.
#1 - trilogical (03/21/2013) [-]
I haven't seen this before, so i would like to see this on Frontpage
I haven't seen this before, so i would like to see this on Frontpage
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