Ali G everybody. .. Unlike eating from Burger King, abortion is a great way to lose weight fast.
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#26 - marlkarxthethird (03/21/2013) [-]
Unlike eating from Burger King, abortion is a great way to lose weight fast.
User avatar #322 to #26 - swimmingprodigy (03/22/2013) [-]
so is amputation
#328 to #26 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
<implying abortion isn't something against the will of god
<inb4 butthurt athëists
#352 to #328 - itsbendingtime (03/22/2013) [-]
I dunno man, God did order a lot of infanticide in the Old Testament.
#339 to #328 - vetis (03/22/2013) [-]
Here are more things that are against the will of god. If you're going to follow one of the bans, might as well follow them all.
User avatar #362 to #339 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
To be honest, that last one is probably a smart idea.
User avatar #363 to #362 - vetis (03/22/2013) [-]
True stuff.
User avatar #364 to #339 - reactlon (03/22/2013) [-]
Leviticus is a boring chap
#373 to #328 - drhoffable (03/22/2013) [-]
there's always "that guy"
#335 to #328 - marlkarxthethird (03/22/2013) [-]
Ha ha, opinions!
#367 to #328 - mctrollston (03/22/2013) [-]
<implying eating Burger King IS the will of god?
User avatar #361 to #328 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
ever thinking badly about someone
not turning the other cheek when struck
not giving a mugger everything on your person
judging anyone, ever

all of these are against gods will. see you in hell with all us others

PS. fun fact: no human has ever gone to heaven
#372 to #361 - ainise (03/22/2013) [-]
Only way to go to heaven: Drown at your baptism.
User avatar #375 to #372 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
more or less
User avatar #383 to #328 - Gedziuzzz (03/24/2013) [-]
No it's not against gods will, because he gave us free will.
#295 to #26 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm sure you mother was thinking the same thing :D
User avatar #358 to #295 - alstorp (03/22/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, faggot.
User avatar #370 to #358 - blacktitan (03/22/2013) [-]
Du vet att din mamma skämt alltid slår till, och alltid får dig att skratta, men ändå så ger du en re thumb!
User avatar #371 to #370 - alstorp (03/22/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, faggot.
User avatar #85 to #26 - stadlerman (03/22/2013) [-]
i'm so glad to see that this picture took off
#157 to #126 - fractalius (03/22/2013) [-]
**** . Beat me
#334 to #157 - rockred (03/22/2013) [-]
Well, if you insist...
Well, if you insist...
#360 to #334 - fractalius (03/22/2013) [-]
i love how people thumbed me down for that. He posted it literally 3 minutes before I was going to. I clicked the little + to show all comments, and it was the last one I saw. ****** sucks
User avatar #378 to #360 - Gedziuzzz (03/23/2013) [-]
What's the point to make that useless "beat me to it" comment? It's just annoying.
#380 to #378 - fractalius (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh I get there's no point to it. I was just making a "hivemind" like comment. I found it funny that someone else, wherever they were/are, had the exact same thought process as me at almost the exact same time. I found that funny so I made a comment about it. If it's "annoying" well that sucks for you, I couldn't care less.
#382 to #380 - Gedziuzzz (03/24/2013) [-]
You just looked like a whiny bitch, that's all I have to say about your comment.
You just looked like a whiny bitch, that's all I have to say about your comment.
#385 to #382 - fractalius (03/24/2013) [-]
We're all whiny bitches. This is funnyjunk. We're all either 12, beta, and those of us who aren't are still spending all day on a computer.
#386 to #385 - Gedziuzzz (03/24/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
User avatar #357 to #32 - kaboomz (03/22/2013) [-]
> Hate hitler
> Never killed 6.000.000 jews

same logic
#388 to #357 - Rascal (04/16/2013) [-]
No, it's not the same logic. Abortion is a noun, not a proper noun. Hating people (or any proper noun) isn't the same thing as hating an object even from a definition standpoint.

Also, you hate Hitler? What did he ever do you ******* dick?
#37 to #32 - quinnisafag (03/21/2013) [-]
What a bitch...
#6 - tacomanofthenorth (03/21/2013) [-]
1 hour , 34 thumbs = Frontpage, See you there
1 hour , 34 thumbs = Frontpage, See you there
#246 to #6 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
faces of skrillex
#268 to #6 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
i love this gif more than my mom
User avatar #187 to #6 - dayasalion (03/22/2013) [-]
where's that gif from?
#97 to #6 - isaacbn (03/22/2013) [-]
I enjoy this gif better without the captions but its ******* shrecktacula anyway
User avatar #14 to #6 - spikethepony (03/21/2013) [-]
After "contemplate existence" should be "Wipe face off."
#125 - avatarsarefornoobs (03/22/2013) [-]
oh god. religion and politics was bad enough. im not even going to look at the comment section...
#174 to #169 - avatarsarefornoobs (03/22/2013) [-]
oh thats a great pic. im taking it
you filthy heretic
#40 - Cleavland Steamer (03/21/2013) [-]
I was very very anti abortion, until I tried the flame grilled fetus and it was, you know... amazing.
I was very very anti abortion, until I tried the flame grilled fetus and it was, you know... amazing.
User avatar #332 to #40 - gamerfan (03/22/2013) [-]
is this what passes for humor now-a-days. damn i'm revolted
User avatar #312 to #40 - gilliam (03/22/2013) [-]
I just lost it at the hot sauce.
#290 to #40 - tempman (03/22/2013) [-]
Why... Just why did you have to post that.......
Why... Just why did you have to post that.......
#158 to #40 - dirtyharold (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm not as concerned with the person who posted this, as I am with the person who made it.
#61 to #40 - taintedangel (03/21/2013) [-]
Comment + gif got me.
Comment + gif got me.
#62 to #40 - zzitro (03/21/2013) [-]
That is terrifying!
That is terrifying!
#281 - diespitris (03/22/2013) [-]
*sees comments*   
   
I'll just move on now. No need for me to linger.

*sees comments*

I'll just move on now. No need for me to linger.
#317 - dxlewis (03/22/2013) [-]
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#323 to #317 - arrowinurbutt (03/22/2013) [-]
Dancin' at de club!
Dancin' at de club!
User avatar #310 - tehlulzbringer (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice
#311 to #310 - thomasdude (03/22/2013) [-]
0/10. Not a very convincing troll attempt, bro
User avatar #318 to #315 - jackisawsm (03/22/2013) [-]
GG.
User avatar #319 to #311 - harryscene (03/22/2013) [-]
There's a difference between someone saying a joke and a troll. -_-
User avatar #314 to #311 - payseht ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
on that note, the biggest victims of abortions are the pedophiles
User avatar #316 to #311 - jackisawsm (03/22/2013) [-]
Hes not trolling, He's just using logic to prove idiots that they're idiots.
User avatar #359 to #316 - tehlulzbringer (03/22/2013) [-]
No I'm not, I'm just against abortion
User avatar #354 to #316 - cabbagemayhem (03/22/2013) [-]
Why can't he just be against women having a choice?
User avatar #313 to #311 - payseht ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't think it's a troll attempt, rather an attempt at offensive humor...
#250 - ispeakmeme (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm always just a little too late for the mass thumbing
#185 - silverhellion (03/22/2013) [-]
MFW my mother randomly tells me she almost got an abortion but then &quot;god told her not to&quot;. to which i said &quot;gee thanks mum&quot;,    
   
mum: &quot;are you being sarcastic?&quot;   
   
me: &quot;i honestly have no 			*******		 idea&quot;
MFW my mother randomly tells me she almost got an abortion but then "god told her not to". to which i said "gee thanks mum",

mum: "are you being sarcastic?"

me: "i honestly have no ******* idea"
#212 to #185 - dishie (03/22/2013) [-]
Then god told her to raise you.
Then god told her to raise you.
User avatar #248 to #212 - silverhellion (03/22/2013) [-]
oh sorry, yeah. she said she almost aborted ME. should have been clearer
User avatar #379 to #248 - dishie (03/23/2013) [-]
Ok. She was going to abort you, then god told her not too. Then god told her to raise you. Then god told her to sacrifice you. Then you are Issac.
#34 - princessthymicorn (03/21/2013) [-]
Abortion really brings out the child in you.
#148 to #34 - thatonesouthernkid (03/22/2013) [-]
why is there thymine in this picture? get it out.
User avatar #205 to #34 - graphically (03/22/2013) [-]
why IS there thymine in the picture?
User avatar #49 to #34 - blkangel (03/21/2013) [-]
I've missed something because it's everywhere. What with the thing.
User avatar #172 to #49 - crazehtoast (03/22/2013) [-]
I shall spin you the tale of the greatest Lord.
For he was LordThymine.
His reaction images contained shopped portraits
of the very thing he sought to display.
In a strange sort of storm, he left in scorn.
And I believe he has come back to us today.
#262 - flashcache (03/22/2013) [-]
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#236 - bkceallaigh (03/22/2013) [-]
You know. I've never tried having my tit's smashed in a door. But, something just TELLS me I don't want to try.
You know. I've never tried having my tit's smashed in a door. But, something just TELLS me I don't want to try.
#377 to #236 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
kinky!
+10
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#270 to #269 - bkceallaigh (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're right! I heard dropping a sledge hammer on your balls hurts like all get out. You may even throw up. But who knows? You may be one of those people that have that sort of fetish. I really feel enlightened now!   
Your logic is perfect!   
   
XD (:
Yeah, you're right! I heard dropping a sledge hammer on your balls hurts like all get out. You may even throw up. But who knows? You may be one of those people that have that sort of fetish. I really feel enlightened now!
Your logic is perfect!

XD (:
+5
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User avatar #241 to #236 - jtjas (03/22/2013) [-]
tits what tits i heard tits
#242 to #241 - bkceallaigh (03/22/2013) [-]
You were probably a very needy child.
User avatar #244 to #242 - jtjas (03/22/2013) [-]
child! ha i still am can i keep this pic i NEED it
#259 to #244 - bkceallaigh (03/22/2013) [-]
What? It's not MINE! (: Of course you can, if you can right click and save, I say that's fair game homie! (: But it was super cool of you to ask!
What? It's not MINE! (: Of course you can, if you can right click and save, I say that's fair game homie! (: But it was super cool of you to ask!
User avatar #261 to #259 - jtjas (03/22/2013) [-]
ok wtf is going on in this gif?
User avatar #263 to #261 - bkceallaigh (03/22/2013) [-]
I feel like it's that scene with Scarlet Johanson in The Avengers, *********************
User avatar #227 - thegamerslife (03/22/2013) [-]
I feel like people should have legitimate choices for things they are going to do anyways, most restrictions make no sense to me.

ban abortions. watch death rates go up from back ally abortions in vans
ban guns. criminals can still get them.
ban drugs....yeah that's working out great, not to mention the over population in prisons for ridiculously small charges.
ban liquor...again...didn't go to great, people still got liquor.
ban (insert something someone else has legitimate use for but you see no use for in your personal life)...see where I'm going with this?
User avatar #237 to #227 - jinjo (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't think a single person with any political or social influence has ever said 'Ban guns'.
User avatar #239 to #237 - thegamerslife (03/22/2013) [-]
Diane Fienstien, back during the debates over the first AWB go around said if she could get the votes in senate she would propose an outright ban, BUT she does have to go at it bit by bit to get votes on her side for minute things yet still a foot in the door. js, there are quit a few of political power who thing guns have no place in civilian hands.
User avatar #240 to #239 - thegamerslife (03/22/2013) [-]
think*
#271 to #227 - methead (03/22/2013) [-]
like banning alcohol.. we saw how well that worked out...

MAFIA was made.

ban drugs

Mexican Cartel is made. (and various other gangs)
User avatar #272 to #271 - thegamerslife (03/22/2013) [-]
And I don't think people realize how quickly those will over run America if civilian firearms were banned. the drug cartels are already a huge probably all the way up to the Canadian border. :/
#275 to #272 - methead (03/22/2013) [-]
dont canadians grow their own weed? I mean it only makes sense... its a lot cheaper and its hard to find since you are in a forest climate.
User avatar #282 to #275 - jakefenris (03/22/2013) [-]
Cops are pretty good at busting people who grow, but I'd say 25% of the people I know or have known were growers who were never caught. Depending on the amount of weed the cops really don't care here.
User avatar #278 to #275 - thegamerslife (03/22/2013) [-]
idk about Canada too much, I just know there are sheriffs and police all the way up from Texas to Wisconsin,Michigan,Minnesota, etc that have all reported seeing, catching, etc members of the Mexican cartels, and the fact that those small towns don't have the fire power as it is right now to deal with the well armed cartels that are rolling through...
User avatar #42 to #39 - toonlinktwentytwo (03/21/2013) [-]
restecp?
User avatar #177 to #87 - LtShinySides (03/22/2013) [-]
I can see the outline of her vagina... It looks like its trying to eat her left leg. ._.
#307 to #87 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
its the same thing to kill an unborn child and a known criminal . good to know
User avatar #213 to #87 - failtolawl ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
although I am pro-choice, it's not very fair to compare a possible doctor, Einstein, or hell, even a future serial killer, with somebody who has had a chance in life but chose to go the wrong path.
#277 to #213 - whymewhy (03/22/2013) [-]
beings as you think abortion is ok, you should have been aborted. its only fair
User avatar #289 to #277 - failtolawl ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Well yea, but my parents decided not to abort me, which is why I should enjoy my life knowing I wasn't a mistake, nor live knowing I killed my mom during birth.
#292 to #289 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
I like you got down thumbed when you made a logical agreement to their argument. It's like they don't even want you to agree with them!
#94 to #87 - whymewhy (03/22/2013) [-]
there is a difference between a child who hasn't done anything wronge or right and a criminal who raped and killed an 90 year old (thats just one example) i am against abortion but am in favor of death penalty. think of it like this someone kills your mom or sister, do you wanna put them in prison for the rest of their life which could be 30 or more years knowing that your tax dollars are going to pay for your families killer to be fed,clothed,and given a small amount of health care.. or pay a 1 time fee and be done with the scum bag. i also think rape should be a death penalty crime.
User avatar #123 to #94 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
Fetus ≠ Child. Simple as that. No one treats a fetus or zygote in the same way they treat a child, even if they claim that they are synonymous.
#191 to #123 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
You're wrong about that, a fetus is a baby.
#194 to #191 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #100 to #94 - malinwa (03/22/2013) [-]
I just think that no one should have the right to decide if someone should die or live no matter what that person has done.
#293 to #100 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
So what about the mother? Forget the baby for a second, let's talk about her.

The pregnancy either unwanted (due to individual reasons) or forced upon her (due to rape) causes quite a few problems for a woman. Ex: hormonal changes in pregnant women make them depressed extremely often. Depressed people tend to kill themselves. There's even post-natal depression. In that case, would you not be picking the child's safety over the mother's by even considering forcing said mother to go through something as likely as natal/postnatal depression? And mothers raped AND forced to have the child, might as well just hand them a cyanide pill because most of them are already dead.

What about the mother's body? Pregnancy makes mothers: get rashes, lose/grow hair, damaged vaginas, causes extreme stress, increased cancer risk, etc. All of these can turn out permanent, putting the baby over the mother's health.

It's not as simple as "the baby is being killed". Think about the human carrying it, too.
#103 to #100 - whymewhy (03/22/2013) [-]
unlike most here i respect you thinking for yourself, but tell me what do you think you should do to someone who rapes and murders your mom? what i am saying is hypothetically i raped your mother, then i killed her slowly over the course of a week, whats my punishment?
User avatar #116 to #103 - malinwa (03/22/2013) [-]
I would probably hate you and want to kill you myself but thats because I would be emotionally involved in that case.
I would however never do it because that would make me just as bad as you.
You would deserve to be in prison for life, without getting free after 20 years.
But that's just my opinion.
#274 to #116 - whymewhy (03/22/2013) [-]
so you think the tax payers should pay to support a murderer, buy them food, buy their bed, clothes,tv.. odd, so i kill your family and you buy me dinner, a warm bed, and a tv.. fair trade
User avatar #284 to #274 - malinwa (03/22/2013) [-]
I would rather pay a little bit more tax then to know that it is possible that an innocent man gets executed.
Even if the man is guilty, I wish death to no one.
It may not be fair but it is the right thing to do.
I do however understand your perspective.
We shouldn't be responsible for the bad decisions of other people.
User avatar #106 to #103 - schneidend ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Your punishment? You already spent an entire week with my mom.
#111 to #106 - whymewhy (03/22/2013) [-]
see how can i take your opinion on death penalty or abortion seriously if you can't answer a question without being an ass, you are too immature to have an opinion on adult topics... next time i wanna know what happened on spongebob i will ask you
User avatar #118 to #111 - schneidend ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm not even malinwa, dumbass. Let's try and get some periods in those sentences before you criticize others.
#120 to #118 - whymewhy (03/22/2013) [-]
doesn't matter the question could be answered by anyone. you are a waste of my time, goodbye.
#161 to #100 - dirtyharold (03/22/2013) [-]
like abortion
#101 to #100 - whymewhy (03/22/2013) [-]
to each their own
#221 to #87 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
yes because you can totally compare babies and prisoners.
#253 to #87 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
Of course though, the argument would be that abortion is killing an INNOCENT life, not a criminals.
#291 to #253 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
What if the baby was a hitler-fetus?
#296 to #87 - niggernazi (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah becouse a serialkiller and an innocent baby both deserve to die.
ya ****** retard
#280 to #87 - cumwhore (03/22/2013) [-]
Maybe because in the case of the death penalty, the person being killed is, ya know, a murderer or something, while the fetus is completely innocent.

I don't support the death penalty, but I don't like this argument.
#33 - grandmabetty (03/21/2013) [-]
when you 'ear the word "wales" you probably fink of da fish wiv da biggest dik in de ocean
User avatar #327 to #33 - bigmanfifty (03/22/2013) [-]
"But enough about me..."

I tried.
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