FUUC-. This is what happens to human skin when it’s struck by lightning It’s called a Lichtenberg figure — the branching pattern made by electricity as seen on  FUUC- This is what happens to human skin when it’s struck by lightning It’s called a Lichtenberg figure — the branching pattern made electricity as seen on
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FUUC-. This is what happens to human skin when it’s struck by lightning It’s called a Lichtenberg figure — the branching pattern made by electricity as seen on

This is what happens to human skin when it’s struck by lightning
It’s called a Lichtenberg figure — the branching pattern made by electricity as seen on the arm of Winston Kemp who was struck by lightning a month ago.

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#8 - blasthardcheese
Reply +156
(03/21/2013) [-]
1. Is it permanent?
2. How do I get one without killing myself?
#197 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
1)Have it being tattooed on your arm with a slightly darker tone than your skin tone.
2)Lie about it's origin
3)??????
4)Pussy!
#210 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
let me get my jumper cables...
#244 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
1. no
2. luck
#260 to #8 - contradiction
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
have a metal rod on your back and run around outside during a thunderstorm
#24 to #8 - dildoes
Reply +2
(03/21/2013) [-]
1. It matters how powerful the bolt of lightning
2. Get struck by lightning
#250 to #8 - nagafever
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
Tell Zeus he's a fag and then make sure Poseidon will save you afterwards
#17 to #8 - Denver
Reply +25
(03/21/2013) [-]
1) Aquire a large conductive pole that is extremely thin on one end, and some super glue.
2) Insert the wider end firmly into your anus hole
3) Place yourself so that the thinner end is deep inside any household wall socket (but not the earth-wire hole)
4) You might want to make sure it's switched off first though.
5) Firmly glue one foot to the floor and make sure it's on your skin and not a sock/shoe. This is t make sure that you are earthed and will not die.
6) Once that glue has dried, use the other foot to reach back and flick the switch on.
7) After 2-3 hours, you can switch off the socket and remove the pole from your anus.

If you wish you can stay like that for a few more hours if you want a better effect, but this is not advisable as it can potentially cause cancer.
#25 to #17 - nukamaker
Reply +39
(03/21/2013) [-]
instructions werent clear enough, got my dick stuck in a jet engine.
#19 to #17 - blasthardcheese
Reply +10
(03/21/2013) [-]
Thank you for the solid advice! Trying that right now.
#164 to #19 - jeej
Reply +5
(03/22/2013) [-]
...how did it go?
#237 to #164 - yutdollacwwwthree
Reply +3
(03/22/2013) [-]
He hasn't replied yet.
#257 to #19 - rokkarokkaali
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
Are you... are you dead?
#249 to #17 - royrogersmcfreely
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#211 to #17 - draxdiesel
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
instructions werent clear enough. took a crane to get it out.
#3 - trazan
Reply +135
(03/21/2013) [-]
Zeus! The new aspiring tattoo artist who have surged in on the market! His designs are electrifying and he's made a promise that all who oppose him will be struck down! literary

<-- zeus the tattoist
#13 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
DUDE IT'S AGE OF MYTHOLOGY **** YEAH AGE OF MYTHOLOGY WAS THE ****.
#154 to #3 - finni
Reply +3
(03/22/2013) [-]
MFW Zeus is the "Tattoo god" and not the obvious all more powerful and stronger god.
#12 - sickboi
Reply +116
(03/21/2013) [-]
>struck by lightning a month ago
>a month ago
>month

seen this **** in 2012
#143 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
retards... maybe he meant that the pic was taken one month AFTER he was struck by lightning..
#21 to #12 - dildoes
Reply +1
(03/21/2013) [-]
You mean 2010.
#113 - thatfilipinoguy
Reply +46
(03/22/2013) [-]
"Hey that's a great tattoo, who's the artist?"



"Mother Nature's fury."
#47 - magikarpforlife
Reply +24
(03/22/2013) [-]
I want one... On my dick. They shall call me thunder jizz, because it will grant me with the power to cum plasmids, and burn the inside of my victims vagina, butt hole, mouth, or my favorite hole, the eye socket.
#206 to #47 - mwarriner
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
Makes sense to me.
#57 to #47 - superbrowntoastxxx ONLINE
Reply +34
(03/22/2013) [-]
Eye sockets
#1 - imonamouse
Reply +19
(03/21/2013) [-]
no, see all those freckles, this is a ginger and it's one of the many marks of a soul gatherer.
#2 to #1 - sonsofsol
Reply +3
(03/21/2013) [-]
It's true when we gather enough our skin takes on a normalish hue.
#240 - Drumachine
Reply +18
(03/22/2013) [-]
#131 - darkjoker
Reply +18
(03/22/2013) [-]

<--you ask god is it ok to get a tattoo

give you a tattoo with LIGHTNING
#166 - sleepymata
Reply +16
(03/22/2013) [-]
#43 - fornicatio
Reply +16
(03/22/2013) [-]
i want this.   
Next time there's a thunderstorm, i'm gonna stand in a field with a golf club.
i want this.
Next time there's a thunderstorm, i'm gonna stand in a field with a golf club.
#60 to #43 - richardastley
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
Climb to the top of a tree with a golf club! That'll do it!