Revenge. .. Yes! So she can come to you bitching and asking you to open all those jars for her! Revenge Yes! So she can come to you bitching and asking open all those jars for her!
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#1 - wickkles
Reply +135
(03/21/2013) [-]
Yes! So she can come to you bitching and asking you to open all those jars for her!
#44 to #1 - magicmanatm
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
At which point the wife will look up and shout 'open this!' And I'll look down, and whisper "No".
At which point the wife will look up and shout 'open this!' And I'll look down, and whisper "No".
#88 to #44 - wickkles
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
Then your ass gets handed to you, and more bitching and no sex.
#3 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +11
(03/21/2013) [-]
That is the point she will need your help then you open the jars and you are her hero and get dinner an head.
#4 to #3 - wickkles
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
If only it worked that way. =[
#24 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +3
(03/22/2013) [-]
oh, okay well you are welcome.
#5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
its a nice thought though ain't it ??
#6 to #5 - wickkles
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
True that bro.
#7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
Maybe you should try it someday?? I will never have that chance
#8 to #7 - wickkles
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
Why do you say that?
#10 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
say what??
#11 to #10 - wickkles
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
You'll never have that chance?
#12 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
Because I will never have a wife.
#13 to #12 - wickkles
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
How do you know? =0
#14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +6
(03/22/2013) [-]
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I am kinda not into woman so no wives for me
#15 to #14 - wickkles
Reply +5
(03/22/2013) [-]
You can get a girly man. =] Or shemale?
#16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
I"d rather be the girly one
#17 to #16 - wickkles
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
Then tell him to do it to you! =]
#18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +4
(03/22/2013) [-]
But, I'd be a good wife and cook him dinner and give him blowjobs every day <3
#27 to #18 - repostforlife
Reply +4
(03/22/2013) [-]
you sound adorable in many ways, I'm sure you will find a great guy to look after you
#42 to #27 - angelmatvey
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
Don't go creeping anybody out, now!
#46 to #42 - repostforlife
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
Me and him are friends now, I think I did well
#138 to #46 - angelmatvey
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
Apparently so! Making new friends, I'm so proud of you!

please don't hurt me
#140 to #138 - repostforlife
+1
(03/22/2013) [-]
I would NEVER do so. unless it was with a pleasure ray, then all bets are off
#136 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
It wasn't creepy it was nice.
#137 to #136 - angelmatvey
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
I just was reading the comments and wondering whether this guy was just being a creep or whether he was actually nice. Then I noticed who it was and I couldn't help but throw in a little jab at him. He means well, I promise.
#139 to #137 - sparkyoneonetwo
+1
(03/22/2013) [-]
I know we have been talking a bit he is a pretty nice guy.
#32 to #27 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
what do you mean I rang??
#33 to #32 - repostforlife
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
you posted the picture saying ultra gay, and I posted george takai. who is the ultra gay, and a ******* bad ass one at THAT
#34 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
oh I didn't know that
#36 to #34 - repostforlife
+1
(03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, George Takai is ******* awesome, you should read up on him. he was in the original star trek you know.

and why does an adorable guy like you not have a boyfriend by now?
#28 to #27 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
well thanks you
#29 to #28 - repostforlife
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
If I wasn't with my gf now I would be sure to steal a cutey like you ^_~ hohohohoho   
   
Felt you would like this, for reasons
If I wasn't with my gf now I would be sure to steal a cutey like you ^_~ hohohohoho

Felt you would like this, for reasons
#30 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(03/22/2013) [-]
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well that's really nice of you to say <3
#31 to #30 - repostforlife
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(03/22/2013) [-]
No problem, I'm sure you will find a great guy who can treat you well. and be a man for you   
   
You rang?
No problem, I'm sure you will find a great guy who can treat you well. and be a man for you

You rang?
#19 to #18 - wickkles
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
That is best! =D
#20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
need a wife?? do'nt say yes it's a joke
#21 to #20 - wickkles
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
I has a boyfriend that you. =]
#22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
that me what??
#23 to #22 - wickkles
+1
(03/22/2013) [-]
Thank*
#26 - madhattergirl
Reply +80
(03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, because I'm sure all the 12 year old boys on here really need that advice.
Yeah, because I'm sure all the 12 year old boys on here really need that advice.
#107 to #26 - cookiemonstatwa
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#116 to #26 - anon
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
i'm 13 >:(
#118 to #116 - niggernazi
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
and you are a faggot my dear sir
#105 to #26 - cookiemonstatwa
Reply +3
(03/22/2013) [-]
Imagine how awkward the wedding guests would feel
Imagine how awkward the wedding guests would feel
#120 to #105 - squadmissile
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
#9 - dancinlobstas
Reply +29
(03/22/2013) [-]
your face when shes able to open them all
#91 to #9 - riathewolf
Reply +2
(03/22/2013) [-]
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#35 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
Reply +21
(03/22/2013) [-]
#2 - pappathethird
Reply +12
(03/21/2013) [-]
Implying you lift, at least a little
#65 - lysandrex
Reply -1
(03/22/2013) [-]
...isn't the first thing they do is ask the guy to open that damn jar? You're just getting yourself into worse ****.
#69 to #65 - obeythebiscuits
Reply +10
(03/22/2013) [-]
deny helping her???
#135 to #69 - lysandrex
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
...then you ain't eating ****...?
#39 - keggut **User deleted account**
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#40 to #39 - DangerToManifold
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
they are using the grips wrong, the jaws should be wider to make the handles closer together. also if they aren't tightening it they have them on the wrong way.
#43 to #39 - asasqw
Reply +5
(03/22/2013) [-]
Good luck holding it still and use that...
Good luck holding it still and use that...
#111 - anon
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
pssh my boyfriend gets me to open jars ALL the time
#113 to #111 - fecal
Reply +8
(03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah oke but let's assume that not all women are 200-pound bears. You look good in neon green though
#63 - thunderxcatsxhoooo
Reply +8
(03/22/2013) [-]
< When shes talking to her friends about the jars and your just standing there smiling
#115 - unclebourbon
Reply +7
(03/22/2013) [-]
That would work, unless bitch has one of these.