Revenge. . Rikroll I . e All THE Tiamat, p. TIGHT. Yes! So she can come to you bitching and asking you to open all those jars for her!
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#1 - wickkles (03/21/2013) [-]
Yes! So she can come to you bitching and asking you to open all those jars for her!
#44 to #1 - magicmanatm (03/22/2013) [-]
At which point the wife will look up and shout 'open this!' And I'll look down, and whisper "No".
At which point the wife will look up and shout 'open this!' And I'll look down, and whisper "No".
User avatar #88 to #44 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
Then your ass gets handed to you, and more bitching and no sex.
User avatar #3 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/21/2013) [-]
That is the point she will need your help then you open the jars and you are her hero and get dinner an head.
User avatar #4 to #3 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
If only it worked that way. =[
User avatar #24 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
oh, okay well you are welcome.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
its a nice thought though ain't it ??
User avatar #6 to #5 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
True that bro.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
Maybe you should try it someday?? I will never have that chance
User avatar #8 to #7 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
Why do you say that?
User avatar #10 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
say what??
User avatar #11 to #10 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
You'll never have that chance?
User avatar #12 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
Because I will never have a wife.
User avatar #13 to #12 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
How do you know? =0
#14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
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I am kinda not into woman so no wives for me
User avatar #15 to #14 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
You can get a girly man. =] Or shemale?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
I"d rather be the girly one
User avatar #17 to #16 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
Then tell him to do it to you! =]
User avatar #18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
But, I'd be a good wife and cook him dinner and give him blowjobs every day <3
User avatar #27 to #18 - repostforlife (03/22/2013) [-]
you sound adorable in many ways, I'm sure you will find a great guy to look after you
User avatar #42 to #27 - angelmatvey (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't go creeping anybody out, now!
User avatar #46 to #42 - repostforlife (03/22/2013) [-]
Me and him are friends now, I think I did well
User avatar #138 to #46 - angelmatvey (03/22/2013) [-]
Apparently so! Making new friends, I'm so proud of you!

please don't hurt me
User avatar #140 to #138 - repostforlife (03/22/2013) [-]
I would NEVER do so. unless it was with a pleasure ray, then all bets are off
User avatar #136 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
It wasn't creepy it was nice.
User avatar #137 to #136 - angelmatvey (03/22/2013) [-]
I just was reading the comments and wondering whether this guy was just being a creep or whether he was actually nice. Then I noticed who it was and I couldn't help but throw in a little jab at him. He means well, I promise.
User avatar #139 to #137 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
I know we have been talking a bit he is a pretty nice guy.
User avatar #32 to #27 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
what do you mean I rang??
User avatar #33 to #32 - repostforlife (03/22/2013) [-]
you posted the picture saying ultra gay, and I posted george takai. who is the ultra gay, and a ******* bad ass one at THAT
User avatar #34 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
oh I didn't know that
User avatar #36 to #34 - repostforlife (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, George Takai is ******* awesome, you should read up on him. he was in the original star trek you know.

and why does an adorable guy like you not have a boyfriend by now?
User avatar #28 to #27 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
well thanks you
#29 to #28 - repostforlife (03/22/2013) [-]
If I wasn't with my gf now I would be sure to steal a cutey like you ^_~ hohohohoho   
   
Felt you would like this, for reasons
If I wasn't with my gf now I would be sure to steal a cutey like you ^_~ hohohohoho

Felt you would like this, for reasons
#30 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
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well that's really nice of you to say <3
#31 to #30 - repostforlife (03/22/2013) [-]
No problem, I'm sure you will find a great guy who can treat you well. and be a man for you   
   
You rang?
No problem, I'm sure you will find a great guy who can treat you well. and be a man for you

You rang?
User avatar #19 to #18 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
That is best! =D
User avatar #20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
need a wife?? do'nt say yes it's a joke
User avatar #21 to #20 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
I has a boyfriend that you. =]
User avatar #22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/22/2013) [-]
that me what??
User avatar #23 to #22 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
Thank*
#26 - madhattergirl (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, because I'm sure all the 12 year old boys on here really need that advice.
Yeah, because I'm sure all the 12 year old boys on here really need that advice.
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#116 to #26 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
i'm 13 >:(
User avatar #118 to #116 - niggernazi (03/22/2013) [-]
and you are a faggot my dear sir
#105 to #26 - cookiemonstatwa (03/22/2013) [-]
Imagine how awkward the wedding guests would feel
Imagine how awkward the wedding guests would feel
#9 - dancinlobstas (03/22/2013) [-]
your face when shes able to open them all
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#40 to #39 - DangerToManifold (03/22/2013) [-]
they are using the grips wrong, the jaws should be wider to make the handles closer together. also if they aren't tightening it they have them on the wrong way.
#43 to #39 - asasqw (03/22/2013) [-]
Good luck holding it still and use that...
Good luck holding it still and use that...
#63 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (03/22/2013) [-]
< When shes talking to her friends about the jars and your just standing there smiling
User avatar #2 - pappathethird (03/21/2013) [-]
Implying you lift, at least a little
#104 - stormtrooperbob (03/22/2013) [-]
I wouldn't
#112 - pencilartist (03/22/2013) [-]
Clearly no one here has ever taken a lesson from any science class ever, and held the damn jar lid under hot water for 30 seconds so it expands.
#115 - unclebourbon (03/22/2013) [-]
That would work, unless bitch has one of these.
#25 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
NO! WOMEN ARE JUST AS STRONG AS MEN! OM FEMINAZI
#133 to #25 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
Wrong. The male body is bilogically "gifted" with 20% more muscle mass than males!
AKA males are naturally 20% stronger!
#37 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/22/2013) [-]
When she finds out what you did.
When she finds out what you did.
User avatar #89 to #37 - riathewolf (03/22/2013) [-]
That movie's ******* hilarious
#94 to #92 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/22/2013) [-]
Woman's face when she ***** in the street.
#114 - sittingwhale (03/22/2013) [-]
you devious individual...
#53 - endlesslulz (03/22/2013) [-]
Why would I ever be mad with mai waifu?

>Mai waifu's face when

This thing was like a waifu factory
User avatar #60 to #53 - bluelight (03/22/2013) [-]
i have a fever so i fell like up t that photo but can you tell where its from good sir
User avatar #62 to #60 - endlesslulz (03/22/2013) [-]
Love Plus man... it's Nintendo DS game
#131 to #53 - xcore (03/22/2013) [-]
これは私のワイフ
#93 to #53 - falconxmard (03/22/2013) [-]
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<- mai waifu
#110 to #53 - tylosaurus (03/22/2013) [-]
>more than one waifu

***** , you're a disgrace.
#82 to #53 - yuukoku (03/22/2013) [-]
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Mai Waifu
#132 - caplocker (03/22/2013) [-]
HA, like my wife even knows where the kitchen is. In 15 years she's cooked one meal and I wish she hadn't.
#124 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Clever
User avatar #102 - seventhseeker (03/22/2013) [-]
since im the one cooking (others like to call it "beta", i like to call it "cooking skills") it would be no use. but hey op, thanks anyway :)
User avatar #103 to #102 - dedj (03/22/2013) [-]
honestly i wish i could cook my own **** . Good for you mate.
#106 to #103 - seventhseeker (03/22/2013) [-]
thanks :) i was forced to learn how to cook (college in another country, more or less independent life) but then i discovered it´s really easy :) you just have to have a sense for experiments, and really really really strong taste buds for a few months
User avatar #65 - lysandrex (03/22/2013) [-]
...isn't the first thing they do is ask the guy to open that damn jar? You're just getting yourself into worse **** .
#69 to #65 - obeythebiscuits (03/22/2013) [-]
deny helping her???
User avatar #135 to #69 - lysandrex (03/22/2013) [-]
...then you ain't eating **** ...?
User avatar #38 - AeroChic (03/22/2013) [-]
And then they break the jars and come at you with a shard of glass. Or not.
#111 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
pssh my boyfriend gets me to open jars ALL the time
#113 to #111 - fecal (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah oke but let's assume that not all women are 200-pound bears. You look good in neon green though
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