Man, this guy is a real dick. This great white shark was caught on the beach. Luckily this guy saw it and dragged him back into the sea. But wait, what if he ac
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Man, this guy is a real dick

Man, this guy is a real dick. This great white shark was caught on the beach. Luckily this guy saw it and dragged him back into the sea. But wait, what if he ac

This great white shark was caught on the beach. Luckily this guy saw it and dragged him back into the sea. But wait, what if he actually drowned an endangered land shark?

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User avatar #3 - salai (03/21/2013) [-]
"Great White Release" would make a great title for a bukkake porno
#56 to #3 - denbaby (03/22/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
User avatar #102 to #56 - hyrulist (03/22/2013) [-]
sauce ?
#106 to #102 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
Africa?
User avatar #6 to #3 - runtz (03/21/2013) [-]
Have you no compassion for my sides?
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#8 to #6 - lildj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#35 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #82 to #35 - heroicvenom (03/22/2013) [-]
i for one, do not want to be eaten by land sharks
#5 - dinkcool (03/21/2013) [-]
I knew it! The movie had to be based on real life events.
User avatar #37 to #5 - responsibletim (03/22/2013) [-]
WHO THE **** KEEPS MAKING THESE.
User avatar #60 to #5 - TodayIAmMe (03/22/2013) [-]
how can we ever have sand sharks if you keep throwing them back in the ocean, asshole
#26 to #12 - wlflvr (03/22/2013) [-]
HOW LONG! HOW LONG UNTIL IT COMES TO THIS!
#1 - ctrlaltdeleet (03/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#25 to #1 - slashendrix (03/22/2013) [-]
Still better than the magic mug.
User avatar #7 to #1 - ctrlaltdeleet (03/21/2013) [-]
why are you thumbing up my complete irrelevant gif, that I posted by a mistake?

are thumbs this easy?
#11 to #7 - jlamb (03/21/2013) [-]
people thumb the picture not the comment
people thumb the picture not the comment
#13 to #11 - ctrlaltdeleet (03/21/2013) [-]
I did not make a comment..
User avatar #14 to #13 - jlamb (03/21/2013) [-]
exactly.
#15 to #14 - ctrlaltdeleet (03/21/2013) [-]
you confuse me
you confuse me
User avatar #16 to #15 - jlamb (03/21/2013) [-]
comments don't matter gifs do.

Doesn't matter if its related if its funny it will get thumbs
#17 to #16 - ctrlaltdeleet (03/22/2013) [-]
Are you sure?   
I have loads of funny gifs, numero uno commentator incoming!
Are you sure?
I have loads of funny gifs, numero uno commentator incoming!
#19 to #17 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
"Firefox has crashed"
User avatar #108 to #17 - youareohsowrong ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I thought you told me you had just deleted your reaction folder?
User avatar #109 to #108 - ctrlaltdeleet (03/22/2013) [-]
90% of it XD
User avatar #110 to #109 - youareohsowrong ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Lucky you have all those funny .gifs then XD
User avatar #18 to #17 - jlamb (03/22/2013) [-]
its just what I've observed
#59 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
The video title..
The video title..
#20 - tenthdivine (03/22/2013) [-]
great white release?
great white release?
User avatar #68 to #20 - jtjas (03/22/2013) [-]
i just puked in my mouth a little
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#52 to #44 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#63 to #44 - obeythebiscuits (03/22/2013) [-]
mfw this ^^^^
mfw this ^^^^
User avatar #71 to #63 - tankerdude (03/22/2013) [-]
if you watch that episode is says that shark has a barbed dick
User avatar #4 - lincolnpenis (03/21/2013) [-]
YES WE ALL THOUGHT 'GREAT WHITE RELEASE' WAS GOING TO BE THE JOKE.
#100 - jaketasticness (03/22/2013) [-]
mfw that youtube title
#2 - olympussss (03/21/2013) [-]
Great White Release sounds like the name of a porno
#50 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
How is the shark gonna evolve now?!?
#53 to #50 - Dwarf (03/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #328 at phail ** More Pokeymans battles.
#42 - starcrotch (03/22/2013) [-]
I am land shark, I swim through water as if it were land.
#70 to #42 - zeroxnight (03/22/2013) [-]
Street Sharks. Remember this cartoon.
#78 to #70 - creosote (03/22/2013) [-]
I loved that show. That and Extreme Dinosaurs were just 			*******		 awesome.
I loved that show. That and Extreme Dinosaurs were just ******* awesome.
#47 to #45 - starcrotch (03/22/2013) [-]
I said. I am land shark, I swim through water as if it were land.
#48 to #47 - lostdagame (03/22/2013) [-]
Wait...what?
#10 - jlamb (03/21/2013) [-]
What a dick.Just release a 			*******		 shark back into the ocean. I'd think that it would stick around that area and attack someone either that day or the next
What a dick.Just release a ******* shark back into the ocean. I'd think that it would stick around that area and attack someone either that day or the next
User avatar #28 to #10 - zombiesexsymbol (03/22/2013) [-]
Can you just imagine what was going through that sharks mind in the gif?


Its like if you were walking on shore, minding your own business, then all the sudden a shark propelled from the ocean and tackle-hugged you.
User avatar #33 to #28 - mrsockz (03/22/2013) [-]
Thats a marlin I believe, not a shark.
User avatar #34 to #33 - zombiesexsymbol (03/22/2013) [-]
Oh opps. It totally is. For some reason it looked like a hammerhead.
#51 to #10 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
God I know right? He really should have just cut off its fin and left it. What a douche.
#89 to #10 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
You are a complete dumbass. See comments 22 and 38.
User avatar #22 to #10 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
uh............it belongs in the ocean..........people don't
User avatar #23 to #22 - malinko (03/22/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #104 to #23 - brutalfistfuck (03/22/2013) [-]
Guys. This is a joke. ^
It's been re-commented to FunnyJunk like a million times. Settle down.
User avatar #112 to #104 - malinko (03/22/2013) [-]
noobs will be noobs i suppose -_-
#38 to #10 - exphautaz (03/22/2013) [-]
2 things. people kill more sharks than sharks kill people. and vending machines kill more people than sharks do.
#40 to #38 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
SOON.
#96 - forwhenimgurisdown (03/22/2013) [-]
So...It's a video by Shane COX, called "Great White Release", and the top comment on the video calls the guy a dick. Why are there no penis jokes here, people?
So...It's a video by Shane COX, called "Great White Release", and the top comment on the video calls the guy a dick. Why are there no penis jokes here, people?
#90 - mattdoggy (03/22/2013) [-]
If that doesn't get you ladies, i don't know what will   
"that's right gals, i once caught a great shark.....in reverse"
If that doesn't get you ladies, i don't know what will
"that's right gals, i once caught a great shark.....in reverse"
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#67 - pepemex (03/22/2013) [-]
No respect!
User avatar #24 - daringdestiny (03/22/2013) [-]
wait... dont sharks actually drown if you pull them backwards in water?
User avatar #36 to #24 - spyisspy (03/22/2013) [-]
actually, if sharks stahp swimming, as they have to fishing bladder, they will just sink
User avatar #27 to #24 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
Will you instantly drown if you put your face under the water?

It takes time to asphyxiate.
User avatar #31 to #27 - darkmagicmge (03/22/2013) [-]
Well I heard that when you pull a shark back, water rushes into the gills, and kills it?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Zarke (03/22/2013) [-]
There's always water surrounding a shark's gills; the direction it flows doesn't really matter. They're just designed to work so that water enters through the shark's mouth, passes over the gills, and out through the neck slits. Moving the shark backwards doesn't allow enough water to pass through the neck slits, causing it to asphyxiate.
User avatar #88 to #32 - daringdestiny (03/22/2013) [-]
i now know more than i did this morning, thank you
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