Only 200's kids will understand. . hack that was an grant empire vanila In reply to / Mike 1 day ago an Ii. <-----mfw the 200s are dead and gone
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#39 - mattdoggy (03/21/2013) [-]
>be legionnaire in 146 AD
>guarding Colosseum with a fellow soldier Brutus
>during a day of games her a XI / X is walking right at me
>as she passes i see her checking out my Pelium
>Gladiatormodeactived.papyrusscroll
>"Y..you know my Pelium isn't the only thing long and hard on me"
>"excuse me"
>crussifymenow
>"I said how does 10 Denarius and a sack of salt sound for an evening"
>"sounds good to my ear"
>Vini Vidi Vici!
>tell my friend to hold my post for me and the lady that i would return post haste
>when i return i see not the lady or my friend
>i hear a sound coming from a dark vomitorium and assume it's a citizen in distress
>i rush over with my Gladius drawn to see it is not what i thought
>Brutus is having his way with my new woman
>Et tu Brute?
>might as well dedicated my life to Vesta seeing as i'm going to stay a virgin
>MFW i just went full Plebeian
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User avatar #161 to #39 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I almost feel sorry for killing your descendants in Assassins Creed...
#71 to #39 - thefloppinater (03/21/2013) [-]
You're comment...it made my day
You're comment...it made my day
#109 to #71 - messerschmidto (03/22/2013) [-]
The correct word in this sentence would be "your".
Unless you mean that the poster himself is a comment, which is unlikely.
#131 to #109 - hillbillypowpow (03/22/2013) [-]
No he was calling him a comment.
User avatar #168 to #109 - thefloppinater (03/23/2013) [-]
No he is indeed a comment, I checked.


I'm ashamed that I didn't catch that mistake. I guess that's what a week of standardized testing does to you :(
#164 to #39 - thegrimreaver (03/22/2013) [-]
Vini, vidi, vini.
#60 to #39 - hedgehogman (03/21/2013) [-]
ehue! ego tibi lacrimo
User avatar #76 to #39 - gatsu (03/21/2013) [-]
admodum risi
#162 to #39 - matralith (03/22/2013) [-]
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
User avatar #74 to #39 - dubslao (03/21/2013) [-]
i spent a solid twenty minutes laughing off my ass
it was really hard to explain
#79 to #39 - ltsparky (03/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #140 to #39 - dayasalion (03/22/2013) [-]
dude, if you made that up yourself, you are a god damn comedic god!
User avatar #64 to #39 - wrought (03/21/2013) [-]
I am a huge history nerd.
This had me laughing far too hard.
User avatar #105 to #39 - lecherouslad (03/22/2013) [-]
I assume you meant Pilum, not Pelium?
User avatar #43 to #39 - croski (03/21/2013) [-]
Honestly, you had me at IX / X

#54 to #43 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Same ^_^
User avatar #169 to #54 - croski (03/23/2013) [-]
MFW I just realised that he said 11 / 10 and not 9 / 10
#92 to #77 - spanishninja (03/22/2013) [-]
"Pepperidge Farm Remembers"
#1 - jimmynutz (03/21/2013) [-]
<-----mfw the 200s are dead and gone
#132 to #1 - jimmynutz (03/22/2013) [-]
I just wanna thank everybody for my first time in the top ten of the day
User avatar #104 to #1 - jokersaysamuseme (03/22/2013) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that?
#106 to #104 - jimmynutz (03/22/2013) [-]
Well I can use it on any feels post, really. It's just extra relevant this time around
#62 - capslockrage (03/21/2013) [-]
made this a long time ago
User avatar #72 to #62 - alltimetens (03/21/2013) [-]
EARTHBENDERS*
User avatar #67 to #62 - dubslao (03/21/2013) [-]
liek if ur a 20,000s kid ;] ♥
#2 - beren (03/21/2013) [-]
Just gonna leave this here.
User avatar #6 to #2 - badgertom (03/21/2013) [-]
My favourite- Elagabalus- the inventor of the whoopie cushion and the lottery, and was all well-know for his sexual depravity
User avatar #9 to #2 - dinkcool (03/21/2013) [-]
I love how almost all of them got diffrent names. Thats not exactly common for monarchs.
User avatar #63 to #2 - alltimetens (03/21/2013) [-]
Well, glad that I'm taking Roman Emperor off my future careers.
User avatar #11 to #2 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
oh the nostalgia
#42 to #2 - empithree ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
good times.
good times.
User avatar #56 to #2 - meganinja (03/21/2013) [-]
Serverus, good job.
#128 to #2 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
Dat Florianus.
User avatar #37 to #2 - lolzordz (03/21/2013) [-]
4 emperors killed in one year... nice

its funny also how no one just resigned.. like theres only one way out
User avatar #47 to #37 - akkere (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if you could just "resign" from a ruling as emperor, but in any case, most of the roman emperors were pretty goddamn insane, due in part that a lot of them were born out of incest (you know how we joke around with incest being wincest? The royalty kind of actually believed that.)
Which explains why so many got killed by their own guards, often consecutively.
User avatar #50 to #2 - isomeras (03/21/2013) [-]
Wow Severus you ******* casual. Died naturally, what **** is that
#3 to #2 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Makes you wonder why anybody wanted to be emporer.
User avatar #5 to #2 - lokiwins (03/21/2013) [-]
Wow now I see where Warhammer 40K get all their names from.
User avatar #17 to #5 - rototornjik (03/21/2013) [-]
half of the stuff in 40k is in ****** latin, its no wonder
even the word IMPERIUM.
User avatar #21 to #2 - zredshift (03/21/2013) [-]
Damn 238 was rough...
#14 to #2 - xmeatshieldx (03/21/2013) [-]
>only one who died naturally
User avatar #18 to #14 - rototornjik (03/21/2013) [-]
because severus was one badass ************ .
and im talking about the emperor.
#46 to #18 - joeledo (03/21/2013) [-]
I prefer to be called by my first name
#159 to #46 - rototornjik (03/22/2013) [-]
who's this hobo?
User avatar #33 to #14 - admiralen ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
*commodus, killed by the most awesome gladiator ever
#49 - dickticklerluv (03/21/2013) [-]
1500's Kid will remember this
User avatar #58 to #49 - raigen (03/21/2013) [-]
thou art two horrifying for me.
#59 - thenacho (03/21/2013) [-]
Actually the 200s sucked balls for the Roman Empire. With that third century crisis that lasted from 235-284 C.E.
User avatar #78 to #59 - ltsparky (03/21/2013) [-]
because history!
User avatar #87 to #59 - Rockaman ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
He said the early 200s - that didn't suck balls!
#31 - tripsixtony (03/21/2013) [-]
us 200 kid's face when
us 200 kid's face when
#107 - deathrinder (03/22/2013) [-]
*******		 newfags
******* newfags
#26 - kiratheunholy (03/21/2013) [-]
Seems legate
#22 - biggrand (03/21/2013) [-]
> go over to kennies house friday to play some madden 2001
> he's not home yet, but I see his mom chilling on his beanbag chair with her Macintosh loaded with os 9
> she feeds me rugrats shape macaroni while I wait
> things get gnarly

needless to say, I got the bush
User avatar #40 to #22 - katypower (03/21/2013) [-]
Seems legit.
#70 - Logicaltightrope (03/21/2013) [-]
Ego Romanam vitam non delegavi; vita Romana me delegavit.




(I didn't choose the Roman life, the Roman life chose me)
User avatar #80 to #70 - bronybox (03/22/2013) [-]
Except the Romans would hardly ever actually use "ego" to indicate the pronoun "I", and "delegavit" does not mean "chose".

It would be more like:
Vitam Romanam non elegi; vita Romana me elegit.
Source: AP Latin
#150 to #80 - hammarhead (03/22/2013) [-]
may we latin?

Lingua Latina tua laudo.
User avatar #158 to #150 - bronybox (03/22/2013) [-]
We may not. Maybe another day, I currently have other things on my mind, like other AP classes that I have a harder time in.
User avatar #81 to #80 - Logicaltightrope (03/22/2013) [-]
Gratias tibi. Male Latinam dico et id meum annum secondum est.
User avatar #99 to #81 - Xedan (03/22/2013) [-]
Hola. Como eres? Me encanta salsa con queso. Hasta luego!
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#24 - crazyolitis (03/21/2013) [-]
5th century BC was best century.
#69 to #24 - aerosol (03/21/2013) [-]
Huh, so that's what the B.C. stands for....
#85 - puremadmentalged (03/22/2013) [-]
Relatable?
#91 to #85 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
according to his thoughts, he died
User avatar #95 to #85 - Carthusia (03/22/2013) [-]
Actually, before 79 C.E., Pompeii was a pretty fun town to be in.
whores, whores everywhere
User avatar #35 - drdiddly (03/21/2013) [-]
4 B.C is best
#32 - juha (03/21/2013) [-]
mfw this post reminds me I still have to write 25 pages for my thesis about the emperor in the 2nd century.
also the "early 200's" was the time of the severian emperors, which was not really a great time compared to the time of Augustus, the Flavians or the Antonines.
User avatar #41 to #32 - croski (03/21/2013) [-]
Although it was the time of the most notable roman lawyers: Ulpianus, Paulus, Papinianus...
User avatar #45 to #32 - stupidundeadzombie (03/21/2013) [-]
**** , That reminds me. I have an essay to do to decide if the Trojan War ever happened or if it was False. **** .
User avatar #48 to #45 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
It happened but in fantasyland.
User avatar #7 - badgertom (03/21/2013) [-]
A shame that the 3rd century was a terrible time for the Roman- what with economic collapse, numerous civil wars, Parthian and Germanic raiders that lay waste to many cities and there was religious turmoil with persecutions of Christians.
#126 - iamtheblackgoat (03/22/2013) [-]
Remember this guy? Psh....only if you were a 600s kid
User avatar #129 to #126 - falconxmard (03/22/2013) [-]
Justin was a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #134 to #129 - therulethirtyfour (03/22/2013) [-]
He doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #148 to #134 - hammarhead (03/22/2013) [-]
(except for rioting mobs, his wife, and the plauge)
#155 to #126 - cockgeddon (03/22/2013) [-]
MFW My name is Justin
MFW My name is Justin
#101 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
*RING RING*
#108 to #101 - didgetthegreat ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Who's there?
User avatar #110 to #108 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
is your refrigerator running?
#111 to #110 - didgetthegreat ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah, why you ask?
User avatar #113 to #111 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
WELL THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!
#114 to #113 - didgetthegreat ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
So Fauhny
User avatar #115 to #114 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
i forgot to hang up the phone in the last comment. *click*
#116 to #115 - didgetthegreat ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
oh no he's gone. ;(
User avatar #117 to #116 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
you can always *69.
#118 to #117 - didgetthegreat ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Oh my
User avatar #119 to #118 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
*69 do you know what it is?
#120 to #119 - didgetthegreat ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Yes I do know.
User avatar #121 to #120 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
no you don't
#122 to #121 - didgetthegreat ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #123 to #122 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
only 90's kids know what *69 is.
#151 to #123 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
and it's really nothing to be proud of.
#153 to #101 - jdsalenger (03/22/2013) [-]
Moe's Tavern
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#98 - Carthusia (03/22/2013) [-]
I wonder how things would be if the Roman Empire was still around today and wasn't christian.
#147 to #98 - funnynsfw (03/22/2013) [-]
You can draw a lot of parallels between the USA and rome
User avatar #156 to #147 - Carthusia (03/22/2013) [-]
True, but it's interesting to think about. Really, life during the early Imperial period (preferably during the reign of Augustus) would in many ways have been better than life in the 1400s-1700s. As a lover of all things Roman, I wish things could be much the same now as they were (except slavery and patriarchy over females).
User avatar #167 to #98 - Logicaltightrope (03/22/2013) [-]
There's a book with that concept, but I have no idea if it's any good. It would be very interesting; politics would likely play a much larger role in things like sports, as it did in the Eastern Roman Empire.

There's also likely be more crime as their society was generally more violent, although that very well may still change as time passes and people get sick of gladiators.

Assuming the USSR still rises, and the SPQR plays the other side as the only other comparable superpower, the Cold War would more likely have ended in a massive all-out war since the Romans were more prone to that sort of thing.

It's possible that industrialization and things like the steam engine never would have come around. One reason the steam engine, though invented in about 100 BC or so, didn't take off till the 1700s AD is because it was easier and cheaper to use slave labor than to spend so much time and money refining a new technology, and there's no telling how long that mindset would have lasted had slave labor been as prominent as it was to the Romans.
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