Boys vs Girls. Can any ladies confirm this?. What girls ward What boys want for christmas: for christmas: years old years old years old. I am a female and never wanted any of that stuff, what does it mean? Boys vs Girls Can any ladies confirm this? What girls ward boys want for christmas: years old I am a female and never wanted of that stuff what does it mean?
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#1 - bluetwizzler
Reply +50
(03/21/2013) [-]
I am a female and never wanted any of that stuff, what does it mean?
#2 to #1 - mrgoodlove [OP]
Reply -14
(03/21/2013) [-]
It means you are the gay.
#3 to #2 - bluetwizzler
Reply +4
(03/21/2013) [-]
I was afraid that might be what it meant. Damnit, I suck.
#8 to #3 - cousin
Reply +5
(03/21/2013) [-]
No, you don't *rimshot*
No, you don't *rimshot*
#29 to #8 - bluetwizzler
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
I do think you are funny, by the way.
#27 to #8 - bluetwizzler
Reply -1
(03/21/2013) [-]
You've never eaten a girl out, huh?
#35 to #27 - cousin
Reply +1
(03/21/2013) [-]
I once tried it with a apple. Cut in in half. Pretty much the same thing, no?
#37 to #35 - bluetwizzler
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Maybe. Was the apple pleased after?
#38 to #37 - cousin
Reply +2
(03/21/2013) [-]
Well, it was dripping wet.
#41 to #38 - bluetwizzler
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Haha yeah? Maybe we could see how wet you can make me. :p
#52 to #41 - cousin
Reply +1
(03/21/2013) [-]
I can try the rain dance?
#54 to #52 - bluetwizzler
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Yeah sure
#56 to #54 - cousin
Reply +1
(03/21/2013) [-]
Where I am, it seemed that it was too effective. It is hammering it down...
#57 to #56 - bluetwizzler
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Maybe there is a special variation for the box.
#162 to #57 - cousin
Reply +1
(03/22/2013) [-]
I'll have to turn down the setting a little bit. See what happens.
#59 to #41 - anon
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Incest!
#58 to #1 - werfgh
Reply -1
(03/21/2013) [-]
that means you are the best kind of women
#19 to #1 - motherduck ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
So you dont want money?
#102 to #1 - rambomanthree
Reply +5
(03/21/2013) [-]
that means you are going to get a lot of friend requests from people. mostly men. Because you just said that you are a girl... on FJ
#159 to #102 - bluetwizzler
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
You make it out like there are no females on the internet or Funnyjunk.
You're wrong, I have not gotten any friend requests, or just don't know where to find them.
#15 to #1 - matakeshi
Reply +199
(03/21/2013) [-]
#72 - nucularwar
Reply +24
(03/21/2013) [-]
>implying I don't want a new car and wads of cash
#73 to #72 - alstorp
Reply +57
(03/21/2013) [-]
And a big pink dildo.
#157 to #73 - nucularwar
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
;D
#156 to #73 - lamarisagoodname
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
POW
#148 to #73 - partnerintroll
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#74 to #73 - maxsexington
Reply -1
(03/21/2013) [-]
lol
#20 - heyimmalk
Reply +47
(03/21/2013) [-]
Do girls really want dildos for Christmas...?
#21 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Obviously not.
#22 to #20 - nandaaz
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
You wouldn't ask your parents for porn / a blow-up doll, so why would we want to ask a dildo... We might want it but noone is ever going to ask their parents for something that private
#60 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Hey the content says "for christmas" so yes you'd ask
#26 to #22 - courgettequeen
Reply -1
(03/21/2013) [-]
id ask for a blow up doll
#28 to #20 - asterael
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
No, thats valentines
#116 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Yes. I would know. I can read their minds.
#122 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
never asked but wouldn't mind at all
#39 - TheFreak
Reply +39
(03/21/2013) [-]
Because men never wanted a pile of cash.
#68 to #39 - froggets
Reply -3
(03/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but what would you use the money on?
Money is useless if you don't use it, and you'd probably buy some games for your system....
#69 to #68 - TheFreak
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
I would buy games. According to this chart, however, I should want a dildo or some shoes. Maybe a special shoe-dildo. So you can kick someone in the nuts and **** them up the ass at the same time. That would be a great product.
#71 to #69 - froggets
Reply -1
(03/21/2013) [-]
I would rather go for one of those dildo's with fake cum, that way you can fart fake cum and lick it up afterwards, great family sports!
#43 to #39 - muffinssnuffims
Reply -1
(03/21/2013) [-]
True, but it's far more rare to see a guy demand a pile of cash like that.

Or at least that's been my experience. I'm sure there's a few stupid guys like that out there too...
#45 to #43 - TheFreak
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Demand? I thought this was what people wanted for Christmas. If you walk around demanding cash from people at random, you're a mugger.
#50 to #45 - muffinssnuffims
Reply +1
(03/21/2013) [-]
Lots of idiotic spoiled kids go nuts if their parents don't give them enough money for christmas.

For me it's always been the opposite. My parents go crazy because I never tell them what I want (don't really want anything in particular from them besides the great amount of stuff they already give me just by taking care of me), or sometimes I tell them that if they MUST get me something to just give me a small amount of cash because I have no idea what I want but could use that towards something else later.

They get really upset about that for some reason. I don't understand it. I guess they're embarrassed that they can't think of something, or are afraid that other people will think they're bad parents or something. Really makes no sense to me at all.
#40 to #39 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
or sexy toys and cars, I wold love to have all three of them
#93 - jaigurudevaom
Reply +14
(03/21/2013) [-]
Can I have the consoles and a dildo?
Can I have the consoles and a dildo?
#98 to #93 - finalkai
Reply +25
(03/21/2013) [-]
yes.
#125 to #98 - jiltist
Reply +4
(03/22/2013) [-]
... Suddenly I have the urge to attach a butt-plug to a wii-mote and play wii bowling. ...
#139 to #98 - whitebuddha
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
good job sir. you have won all my internets today.
#67 - chargrilledawesome
Reply +21
(03/21/2013) [-]
#90 to #67 - theonewhoderps
Reply +2
(03/21/2013) [-]
Everyone these days plays computer, WHY?   
I have one computer game , League of Legends, and its good.   
I like my Xbox more than my computer though.
Everyone these days plays computer, WHY?
I have one computer game , League of Legends, and its good.
I like my Xbox more than my computer though.
#101 to #90 - chargrilledawesome
Reply -1
(03/21/2013) [-]
Legal Modding
Wider variety of games
PC exclusives
Maturer communities
More possibilities
Max graphics
Upgrade-able hardware
And I didn't just jump on the bandwagon and get a gaming PC. I've built my own and always have since years ago.
#103 to #101 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
I just like a console.
not very big on computer since i have to sit in a chair and not my bed.
#104 to #103 - chargrilledawesome
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
You don't have to sit in a chair, you can use a Windows control for most games.
#106 to #104 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
windows control?
#110 to #107 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
now i feel retarded.....
I'm not really good at computers and wires and **** so i can't connect it to my TV, So it would be too small, since the distance from my bed to it is too long.
#111 to #110 - chargrilledawesome
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
You have a desktop right?
And is your TV HD?
#112 to #111 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
it is huge and it is HD.
#113 to #112 - chargrilledawesome
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
Get a DVI to HDMI cable
www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-HDMI-Adapter-Cable-Met
Plug the DVI end into the back of the desktop
Plug the HDMI end into your TV
Huge HD monitor
#115 to #113 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
... dear god...
#117 to #115 - chargrilledawesome
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
If you move your desktop closer to your TV you'll need to use some other way to use the sound as HDMI from your video card doesn't carry sound.
#118 to #117 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
I can use captions.
#120 to #118 - chargrilledawesome
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
You can just buy:
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ALJJ7Y?ie=UTF8&t

and

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002J1LEI?ie=UTF8&t

Plug the 3.5mm into your headphone jack, plug the red and white cables into the ports on the 3.5mm, then plug the red and white into your TV as you would with an Xbox
#119 to #118 - chargrilledawesome
Reply 0
(03/22/2013) [-]
Alrighty
#75 to #67 - theplankof
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(03/21/2013) [-]
#76 to #75 - chargrilledawesome
Reply -6
(03/21/2013) [-]
I smell a console peasant..
#92 to #67 - mrcheekyface
Reply +8
(03/21/2013) [-]
#82 - victoriaowsnett
Reply +19
(03/21/2013) [-]
#95 - monstersz
Reply +13
(03/21/2013) [-]
"Hey sweety what do you want for Christmas?"
"A dildo"
#25 - courgettequeen
Reply -7
(03/21/2013) [-]
never had to wait for christmas, i got **** when i wanted it.
#33 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(03/21/2013) [-]
And that exactly what santa should have brought you, ****.
#62 to #25 - fuckingkeelin
Reply +10
(03/21/2013) [-]
well someone's spoiled..
well someone's spoiled..
#4 - kridane
Reply +7
(03/21/2013) [-]
Anyone who wants a BMW X3/X5 is stupid