Boys vs Girls. Can any ladies confirm this?. What girls ward What boys want for christmas: for christmas: years old years old years old. I am a female and never wanted any of that stuff, what does it mean?
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User avatar #20 - heyimmalk ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Do girls really want dildos for Christmas...?
#122 to #20 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
never asked but wouldn't mind at all
User avatar #22 to #20 - nandaaz (03/21/2013) [-]
You wouldn't ask your parents for porn / a blow-up doll, so why would we want to ask a dildo... We might want it but noone is ever going to ask their parents for something that private
#60 to #22 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Hey the content says "for christmas" so yes you'd ask
User avatar #26 to #22 - courgettequeen (03/21/2013) [-]
id ask for a blow up doll
User avatar #28 to #20 - asterael (03/21/2013) [-]
No, thats valentines
#21 to #20 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Obviously not.
#116 to #20 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Yes. I would know. I can read their minds.
User avatar #39 - TheFreak (03/21/2013) [-]
Because men never wanted a pile of cash.
User avatar #40 to #39 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/21/2013) [-]
or sexy toys and cars, I wold love to have all three of them
#43 to #39 - muffinssnuffims (03/21/2013) [-]
True, but it's far more rare to see a guy demand a pile of cash like that.

Or at least that's been my experience. I'm sure there's a few stupid guys like that out there too...
User avatar #45 to #43 - TheFreak (03/21/2013) [-]
Demand? I thought this was what people wanted for Christmas. If you walk around demanding cash from people at random, you're a mugger.
#50 to #45 - muffinssnuffims (03/21/2013) [-]
Lots of idiotic spoiled kids go nuts if their parents don't give them enough money for christmas.

For me it's always been the opposite. My parents go crazy because I never tell them what I want (don't really want anything in particular from them besides the great amount of stuff they already give me just by taking care of me), or sometimes I tell them that if they MUST get me something to just give me a small amount of cash because I have no idea what I want but could use that towards something else later.

They get really upset about that for some reason. I don't understand it. I guess they're embarrassed that they can't think of something, or are afraid that other people will think they're bad parents or something. Really makes no sense to me at all.
User avatar #68 to #39 - froggets (03/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but what would you use the money on?
Money is useless if you don't use it, and you'd probably buy some games for your system....
User avatar #69 to #68 - TheFreak (03/21/2013) [-]
I would buy games. According to this chart, however, I should want a dildo or some shoes. Maybe a special shoe-dildo. So you can kick someone in the nuts and **** them up the ass at the same time. That would be a great product.
User avatar #71 to #69 - froggets (03/21/2013) [-]
I would rather go for one of those dildo's with fake cum, that way you can fart fake cum and lick it up afterwards, great family sports!
#93 - jaigurudevaom (03/21/2013) [-]
Can I have the consoles and a dildo?
Can I have the consoles and a dildo?
#125 to #98 - jiltist ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
... Suddenly I have the urge to attach a butt-plug to a wii-mote and play wii bowling. ...
User avatar #139 to #98 - whitebuddha (03/22/2013) [-]
good job sir. you have won all my internets today.
User avatar #95 - monstersz (03/21/2013) [-]
"Hey sweety what do you want for Christmas?"
"A dildo"
User avatar #72 - nucularwar (03/21/2013) [-]
>implying I don't want a new car and wads of cash
User avatar #73 to #72 - alstorp (03/21/2013) [-]
And a big pink dildo.
User avatar #157 to #73 - nucularwar (03/22/2013) [-]
;D
#74 to #73 - maxsexington (03/21/2013) [-]
lol
#1 - bluetwizzler (03/21/2013) [-]
I am a female and never wanted any of that stuff, what does it mean?
User avatar #58 to #1 - werfgh (03/21/2013) [-]
that means you are the best kind of women
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrgoodlove (03/21/2013) [-]
It means you are the gay.
#3 to #2 - bluetwizzler (03/21/2013) [-]
I was afraid that might be what it meant. Damnit, I suck.
#8 to #3 - cousin (03/21/2013) [-]
No, you don't *rimshot*
No, you don't *rimshot*
#29 to #8 - bluetwizzler (03/21/2013) [-]
I do think you are funny, by the way.
#27 to #8 - bluetwizzler (03/21/2013) [-]
You've never eaten a girl out, huh?
User avatar #35 to #27 - cousin (03/21/2013) [-]
I once tried it with a apple. Cut in in half. Pretty much the same thing, no?
#37 to #35 - bluetwizzler (03/21/2013) [-]
Maybe. Was the apple pleased after?
User avatar #38 to #37 - cousin (03/21/2013) [-]
Well, it was dripping wet.
#41 to #38 - bluetwizzler (03/21/2013) [-]
Haha yeah? Maybe we could see how wet you can make me. :p
#59 to #41 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Incest!
User avatar #52 to #41 - cousin (03/21/2013) [-]
I can try the rain dance?
#54 to #52 - bluetwizzler (03/21/2013) [-]
Yeah sure
User avatar #56 to #54 - cousin (03/21/2013) [-]
Where I am, it seemed that it was too effective. It is hammering it down...
#57 to #56 - bluetwizzler (03/21/2013) [-]
Maybe there is a special variation for the box.
User avatar #162 to #57 - cousin (03/22/2013) [-]
I'll have to turn down the setting a little bit. See what happens.
User avatar #19 to #1 - motherduck (03/21/2013) [-]
So you dont want money?
User avatar #102 to #1 - rambomanthree (03/21/2013) [-]
that means you are going to get a lot of friend requests from people. mostly men. Because you just said that you are a girl... on FJ
#159 to #102 - bluetwizzler (03/22/2013) [-]
You make it out like there are no females on the internet or Funnyjunk.
You're wrong, I have not gotten any friend requests, or just don't know where to find them.
#36 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Bring on the dildo and the cash. I am good with my computer.
User avatar #55 - iforgetwhattosay (03/21/2013) [-]
i want money and a car more than a game console. a lot more.
User avatar #129 - ningyoaijin (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anyone to get me a ******* dildo for my birthday. Unless it was from a guy. And it was molded from his own dick.
User avatar #137 to #129 - xxhunterxx (03/22/2013) [-]
So you want a 4.5 inch mold of my soggy penis.
Cool.
#141 to #129 - lukeskywallker (03/22/2013) [-]
it doesnt say for your birthday, it says for christmas
#77 - youarenotspecial (03/21/2013) [-]
I always wanted the game consoles, but my parents only bought them for my brother.
I always wanted the game consoles, but my parents only bought them for my brother.
User avatar #105 to #77 - alphajunk (03/21/2013) [-]
Your username tells me everything about you
User avatar #160 to #105 - youarenotspecial (03/22/2013) [-]
That I'm not special?
#64 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**yodaddysofat rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Fuck the Police ** what I want
#90 to #67 - theonewhoderps (03/21/2013) [-]
Everyone these days plays computer, WHY?   
I have one computer game , League of Legends, and its good.   
I like my Xbox more than my computer though.
Everyone these days plays computer, WHY?
I have one computer game , League of Legends, and its good.
I like my Xbox more than my computer though.
User avatar #101 to #90 - chargrilledawesome (03/21/2013) [-]
Legal Modding
Wider variety of games
PC exclusives
Maturer communities
More possibilities
Max graphics
Upgrade-able hardware
And I didn't just jump on the bandwagon and get a gaming PC. I've built my own and always have since years ago.
User avatar #103 to #101 - theonewhoderps (03/21/2013) [-]
I just like a console.
not very big on computer since i have to sit in a chair and not my bed.
User avatar #104 to #103 - chargrilledawesome (03/21/2013) [-]
You don't have to sit in a chair, you can use a Windows control for most games.
User avatar #106 to #104 - theonewhoderps (03/21/2013) [-]
windows control?
#110 to #107 - theonewhoderps (03/21/2013) [-]
now i feel retarded.....
I'm not really good at computers and wires and **** so i can't connect it to my TV, So it would be too small, since the distance from my bed to it is too long.
User avatar #111 to #110 - chargrilledawesome (03/21/2013) [-]
You have a desktop right?
And is your TV HD?
User avatar #112 to #111 - theonewhoderps (03/21/2013) [-]
it is huge and it is HD.
User avatar #113 to #112 - chargrilledawesome (03/21/2013) [-]
Get a DVI to HDMI cable
www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-HDMI-Adapter-Cable-Met
Plug the DVI end into the back of the desktop
Plug the HDMI end into your TV
Huge HD monitor
#115 to #113 - theonewhoderps (03/21/2013) [-]
... dear god...
User avatar #117 to #115 - chargrilledawesome (03/21/2013) [-]
If you move your desktop closer to your TV you'll need to use some other way to use the sound as HDMI from your video card doesn't carry sound.
User avatar #118 to #117 - theonewhoderps (03/22/2013) [-]
I can use captions.
User avatar #120 to #118 - chargrilledawesome (03/22/2013) [-]
You can just buy:
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ALJJ7Y?ie=UTF8&t

and

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002J1LEI?ie=UTF8&t

Plug the 3.5mm into your headphone jack, plug the red and white cables into the ports on the 3.5mm, then plug the red and white into your TV as you would with an Xbox
User avatar #119 to #118 - chargrilledawesome (03/22/2013) [-]
Alrighty
User avatar #76 to #75 - chargrilledawesome (03/21/2013) [-]
I smell a console peasant..
User avatar #16 - meysmerized (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't think that kind of girls roam around FJ much... anyways Nope consoles & games for me :D
#151 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
This is ******** . Girl or boy, clothes for christmas are the most boring things you can get.
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User avatar #23 - kingofhazard (03/21/2013) [-]
I have a ps3 now and I would still rather have my ps, ps2 and n64 back.
User avatar #7 - badena (03/21/2013) [-]
NOPE. I always wished for games and a PS1.
User avatar #4 - kridane (03/21/2013) [-]
Anyone who wants a BMW X3/X5 is stupid
#6 - hrumus (03/21/2013) [-]
6 - 10, I can agree on. But the rest.... Who wants that overpriced crap ?
#11 to #6 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
omg old consoles soooo coooll holy siht, hipster faget.
#44 to #11 - hrumus (03/21/2013) [-]
I'm a hipster because I took proper care of my console, and therefore still have it ? oO
User avatar #10 to #6 - lmOldGreg (03/21/2013) [-]
I remember when my dad got me a ps1 when they first came out for my birthday and it cost a lot, if not more in fact than any console I've bought since.
#48 to #10 - hrumus (03/21/2013) [-]
The first Playstation gave us something PC's weren't able to provide back then, which is why I believe it was worth the purchase.
I bought my own Playstation a year or so after it was released and it seems the Playstation 3 costs about the same as the Playstation did back then.
#145 - sakuranbokiss (03/22/2013) [-]
When I was growing up I just wanted Fruit Gushers for my birthday. My mom would never let me have them. I think she was scared my head would turn into a piece of fruit. Mfw trying them as an adult.
When I was growing up I just wanted Fruit Gushers for my birthday. My mom would never let me have them. I think she was scared my head would turn into a piece of fruit. Mfw trying them as an adult.
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