go on, tell me about your horrible day. . l I fact alltaf In 1945 a man survived the atomic blast at Hiroshima, dragged himself to an shelter, spent the night,
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go on, tell me about your horrible day

l I fact alltaf
In 1945 a man survived the atomic blast at
Hiroshima, dragged himself to an shelter,
spent the night, caught the naming train ED he could
arrive at his job an time - in Nagasaki - where he
survived another atomic blast.
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User avatar #21 - ntxjoker (03/21/2013) [-]
Is he lucky for surviving two nuclear blasts, or unlucky for being nuked twice?
User avatar #30 to #21 - fuzzyballs (03/21/2013) [-]
unlucky
are you stupid or something?
#172 to #30 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
hes soo unlucky that he gets hit by 2 bombs and survives
#32 to #21 - roarflmao ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Well, you chose if you want to focus on the negative or the positive, i see it as something positive and pretty ******* epic aswell.
#88 to #21 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Well he died of cancer. So unlucky.
#187 to #88 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but at 93 which is pretty lucky in my opinion.
#307 to #21 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
#333 to #21 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1351/97/1351972306159.jpg
#75 to #21 - theoddanon ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
ask arthur dent
#5 - kommisarkhrushchev (03/21/2013) [-]
Just got nuked? Better go to work.
User avatar #81 to #5 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
He's Asian, what do you expect?
User avatar #35 to #5 - teseus (03/21/2013) [-]
Well, actually there is a reason for that. People who suffered injuries from the nuclear bomb were viewed as an inferior race of "infected" people (just the way FJ views black people). He declared that if anyone found out at the time that he survived a nuke, other people were gonna isolate him, he would lose his job and pretty much **** all of his life.
User avatar #71 to #35 - rieskimo (03/21/2013) [-]
This makes it sound like nukes turn people into ******* .
User avatar #73 to #71 - teseus (03/21/2013) [-]
Well, to be fair, a nuke releases ********* of heat so if you're too close, you get carbonized. Which makes you all nice and crunchy and it's giving your skin a nice charcoal-like color and texture. So yeah, it turns people into ******* in a matter of seconds (and we all know once you go black, you can never turn back).
User avatar #332 to #73 - majormoron (03/22/2013) [-]
^^^^

this guy
#8 to #5 - kainhall (03/21/2013) [-]
if you did not go to work you would be replaced or killed. thats how **** worked in japan durring the war effort
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User avatar #122 to #10 - zredshift (03/21/2013) [-]
if you don't behave you won't get your burger, le american bear!
User avatar #279 to #122 - capslockrage (03/21/2013) [-]
You're an imbecile.
#335 to #279 - zredshift (03/22/2013) [-]
You're ignorant. His avatar is a "meme" called "le american bear" of the Finnish "Spurdo Spärde" variety.
pic related is probably the most famous instance.
#1 - youxbarstard ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
You'd think we would know his name at least.
#201 to #1 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Obviously his name is brian
User avatar #31 to #1 - hilariousrubbish (03/21/2013) [-]
foo win
#209 to #1 - anewerbeggining (03/21/2013) [-]
"It's Charon."
#25 to #1 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Bad ruck brian
#3 to #1 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Tsutomu Yamaguchi

Remember kids... Knowledge is power.
User avatar #54 - domitius (03/21/2013) [-]
then he moved to Chernobyl to get away from it all
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#50 - Cleavland Steamer (03/21/2013) [-]
You call that horrible? Sounds like he had a blast.
#124 to #50 - cnblade (03/21/2013) [-]
Sorry for laggy gif, couldn't find a good one.
Sorry for laggy gif, couldn't find a good one.
#174 to #124 - creosote (03/21/2013) [-]
Here you go.
Here you go.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (03/21/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** , I call in to work cause I have the god-damn sniffles, this guy goes through a ******* NUCLEAR BOMB BLAST and still makes it on time. ******* Asians making me look bad
#243 to #34 - Slicernicer (03/21/2013) [-]
No its just the Japanese. Ever read the cracked article on Japan? Yikes.
User avatar #40 to #34 - savirleo ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
At least you didn't get fired for calling in sick
User avatar #45 to #40 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
I got fired from my last job for being robbed.
User avatar #72 to #45 - captainfuckitall (03/21/2013) [-]
I got fired for being a general idiot. Over here in Canada, at Tim Hortons, you make your own name-tags (at least the place I used to work-at), and being the ass-hat I am I dubbed myself "Overlord Zerg" and refused to assist anyone unless they addressed me by my full title. Good times. I'm a horrible people person
User avatar #255 to #72 - bighairyfart ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
you deserve a medal
User avatar #264 to #255 - captainfuckitall (03/21/2013) [-]
"You're fired"
"YOU CAN'T FIRE OVERLORD ZERG!"

And so begins the tale of how I tore my shirt off in a Tim Hortons, jumped the counter, ran away, and never went back. Seriously, it's the closest location to me and I haven't set foot inside in about a year now (Although, in my defence, I didn't actually want to work anyways. I just did it because every one of my other ass-hat friends who worked there said we would have a rip-roaring time)

I only ASSUME I remained fired
#2 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
He makes all those vault-dwellers look like pussies.
User avatar #119 - Maroon ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
>Survive nuclear bomb
>Go to work

******* Japan
#224 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Downside: Was part of two of the worst bombings of all of history.

Upside: Dude's got some serious bragging rights.
#52 - unicornmangina (03/21/2013) [-]
well that wasnt a very fun fact at all
#80 - contradiction (03/21/2013) [-]
<hfw he arrives in Nagasaki and it explodes
#123 - greenwithenvy (03/21/2013) [-]
everyone making the joke about him going to work right after a blast... he's asian. but I heard in an interview he said that as he was telling his story to his co-workers in a meeting, they didn't believe that a giant white flash from heaven could destroy an entire city, and that's right when the second one hit.
#150 to #123 - namesboo (03/21/2013) [-]
What about a black Asian person?
User avatar #152 to #150 - greenwithenvy (03/21/2013) [-]
he wouldn't go to work, but he'd be studying math.
User avatar #162 to #152 - asschwitz (03/21/2013) [-]
And avoiding child support bills.
#184 to #150 - quinnisafag (03/21/2013) [-]
Favorite food? Chicken fried rice.
User avatar #33 - iaskedalexandria (03/21/2013) [-]
I could only imagine the look on this guy's face explaining what happened in Hiroshima to his boss. He's frantic, and there the scent of ozone, smoke and some horrid, third thing clinging to his hair and clothes. His bosses stand there with his arms crossed and a stern look on his face.

"What? Such a thing is impossible!"

And then there was a bright, white light.
User avatar #36 to #33 - albeit (03/21/2013) [-]
According to the wikipedia article posted below, it happened while he was describing the first bombing to his supervisor. Talk about a case of "speak of the devil"
User avatar #226 - katypower (03/21/2013) [-]
''How was your day''
''Horrible, Got nuked twice.''
''Cool.''
''yeah.''
User avatar #232 to #226 - johananas (03/21/2013) [-]
Horribru*
#207 - claytonb (03/21/2013) [-]
survives atomic blast, to be hit by another. mfw
#102 - northway (03/21/2013) [-]
-Survive Atomic bomb
-First thing to do after it is working
#177 - mrcrowleysr (03/21/2013) [-]
what, I think "my entire city got destroyed by a ******* uranium nuclear bomb" is good enough excuse to miss work for one day or at least arrive a couple of minutes late..
User avatar #193 to #177 - goodguygary (03/21/2013) [-]
obviously not for this badass ************ .
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#77 - bagofshit (03/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 - tonytails (03/21/2013) [-]
hiroshima bombed august 6th, 1945.
he spent the night in a bunker
now august 7th.
takes 5 hour train to work by midday august 7th.
nagasaki bombed august 9th, 1945.

did he spend 2 days at work?
User avatar #96 to #70 - blueballzdeep (03/21/2013) [-]
He lived in Nagasaki, but was on a business trip to Hiroshima, so he didn't spend 2 days at work, he went home/work since well, whatever business trip he went on got blown to **** .
#135 to #70 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
It was 19- ******** 45, the trains were probably not that fast back then, also everything was ******* bombed. Did you really think that train would only take 5 hours?
#190 to #135 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
It's less than 400km from Hiroshima to Nagasaki, he would probably get there in about 8-10 hours but it depends on the quality of the rails, most train's speeds are bottlencecked due to poor maintenace on rails. Train speed records where already at 80 km/h in the mid 1850's if you didn't
#154 to #70 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
**** just got logical up in this bitch.
User avatar #337 to #70 - mrthezho (03/22/2013) [-]
He was actually born and lived in Nagasaki. I'm not sure why the content says he was only going to Nagasaki to work.
#94 to #70 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Asian man work hard or bring shame to famiry
User avatar #230 to #70 - coolcalx (03/21/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi

he was getting patched up.

he was telling his supervisor about the first bomb when the second one hit him.
#74 to #70 - dedaluminus (03/21/2013) [-]
Well he sure as **** wasn't going home to hiroshima.
User avatar #76 to #74 - tonytails (03/21/2013) [-]
a valid point...
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User avatar #85 to #74 - yoloswaggins ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
You had me in tears. Green thumb for you.
User avatar #217 to #74 - kimkve (03/21/2013) [-]
Thank you :)
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