go on, tell me about your horrible day. .. You'd think we would know his name at least. go on tell me about your horrible day You'd think we would know his name at least
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#70 - tonytails
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(03/21/2013) [-]
hiroshima bombed august 6th, 1945.
he spent the night in a bunker
now august 7th.
takes 5 hour train to work by midday august 7th.
nagasaki bombed august 9th, 1945.

did he spend 2 days at work?
#94 to #70 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Asian man work hard or bring shame to famiry
#96 to #70 - blueballzdeep
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(03/21/2013) [-]
He lived in Nagasaki, but was on a business trip to Hiroshima, so he didn't spend 2 days at work, he went home/work since well, whatever business trip he went on got blown to ****.
#135 to #70 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
It was 19-********45, the trains were probably not that fast back then, also everything was ******* bombed. Did you really think that train would only take 5 hours?
#190 to #135 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
It's less than 400km from Hiroshima to Nagasaki, he would probably get there in about 8-10 hours but it depends on the quality of the rails, most train's speeds are bottlencecked due to poor maintenace on rails. Train speed records where already at 80 km/h in the mid 1850's if you didn't
#154 to #70 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
**** just got logical up in this bitch.
#337 to #70 - mrthezho
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(03/22/2013) [-]
He was actually born and lived in Nagasaki. I'm not sure why the content says he was only going to Nagasaki to work.
#230 to #70 - coolcalx
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(03/21/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi

he was getting patched up.

he was telling his supervisor about the first bomb when the second one hit him.
#74 to #70 - dedaluminus
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Well he sure as **** wasn't going home to hiroshima.
#76 to #74 - tonytails
Reply +24
(03/21/2013) [-]
a valid point...
#85 to #74 - yoloswaggins
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(03/21/2013) [-]
You had me in tears. Green thumb for you.
#263 to #74 - newtotheinterwebz **User deleted account**
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#217 to #74 - kimkve
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Thank you :)
#1 - youxbarstard
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You'd think we would know his name at least.
#3 to #1 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Tsutomu Yamaguchi

Remember kids... Knowledge is power.
#25 to #1 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Bad ruck brian
#201 to #1 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Obviously his name is brian
#31 to #1 - hilariousrubbish
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(03/21/2013) [-]
foo win
#209 to #1 - anewerbeggining
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(03/21/2013) [-]
"It's Charon."
#5 - kommisarkhrushchev ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Just got nuked? Better go to work.
#81 to #5 - anonymoose
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(03/21/2013) [-]
He's Asian, what do you expect?
#35 to #5 - teseus
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Well, actually there is a reason for that. People who suffered injuries from the nuclear bomb were viewed as an inferior race of "infected" people (just the way FJ views black people). He declared that if anyone found out at the time that he survived a nuke, other people were gonna isolate him, he would lose his job and pretty much **** all of his life.
#71 to #35 - rieskimo
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(03/21/2013) [-]
This makes it sound like nukes turn people into *******.
#73 to #71 - teseus
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Well, to be fair, a nuke releases ********* of heat so if you're too close, you get carbonized. Which makes you all nice and crunchy and it's giving your skin a nice charcoal-like color and texture. So yeah, it turns people into ******* in a matter of seconds (and we all know once you go black, you can never turn back).
#332 to #73 - majormoron
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(03/22/2013) [-]
^^^^

this guy
#8 to #5 - kainhall
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(03/21/2013) [-]
if you did not go to work you would be replaced or killed. thats how **** worked in japan durring the war effort
#10 to #8 - elgringogordo **User deleted account**
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#17 to #10 - kosicandavid
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(03/21/2013) [-]
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#334 to #10 - npfortytwo
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(03/22/2013) [-]
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#122 to #10 - zredshift
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(03/21/2013) [-]
if you don't behave you won't get your burger, le american bear!
#279 to #122 - capslockrage
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(03/21/2013) [-]
You're an imbecile.
#335 to #279 - zredshift
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(03/22/2013) [-]
You're ignorant. His avatar is a "meme" called "le american bear" of the Finnish "Spurdo Spärde" variety.
pic related is probably the most famous instance.
#21 - ntxjoker
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Is he lucky for surviving two nuclear blasts, or unlucky for being nuked twice?
#30 to #21 - fuzzyballs
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(03/21/2013) [-]
unlucky
are you stupid or something?
#172 to #30 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
hes soo unlucky that he gets hit by 2 bombs and survives
#32 to #21 - roarflmao ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Well, you chose if you want to focus on the negative or the positive, i see it as something positive and pretty ******* epic aswell.
#88 to #21 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Well he died of cancer. So unlucky.
#187 to #88 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but at 93 which is pretty lucky in my opinion.
#307 to #21 - anon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
#333 to #21 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1351/97/1351972306159.jpg
#75 to #21 - theoddanon
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(03/21/2013) [-]
ask arthur dent
#50 - Cleavland Steamer
Reply +113
(03/21/2013) [-]
You call that horrible? Sounds like he had a blast.
#124 to #50 - cnblade
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Sorry for laggy gif, couldn't find a good one.
Sorry for laggy gif, couldn't find a good one.
#174 to #124 - creosote
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Here you go.
Here you go.
#34 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
Holy ******* ****, I call in to work cause I have the god-damn sniffles, this guy goes through a ******* NUCLEAR BOMB BLAST and still makes it on time. ******* Asians making me look bad
#243 to #34 - Slicernicer
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(03/21/2013) [-]
No its just the Japanese. Ever read the cracked article on Japan? Yikes.
#40 to #34 - savirleo ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
At least you didn't get fired for calling in sick
#45 to #40 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account**
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(03/21/2013) [-]
I got fired from my last job for being robbed.
#72 to #45 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
I got fired for being a general idiot. Over here in Canada, at Tim Hortons, you make your own name-tags (at least the place I used to work-at), and being the ass-hat I am I dubbed myself "Overlord Zerg" and refused to assist anyone unless they addressed me by my full title. Good times. I'm a horrible people person
#255 to #72 - bighairyfart
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(03/21/2013) [-]
you deserve a medal
#264 to #255 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
"You're fired"
"YOU CAN'T FIRE OVERLORD ZERG!"

And so begins the tale of how I tore my shirt off in a Tim Hortons, jumped the counter, ran away, and never went back. Seriously, it's the closest location to me and I haven't set foot inside in about a year now (Although, in my defence, I didn't actually want to work anyways. I just did it because every one of my other ass-hat friends who worked there said we would have a rip-roaring time)

I only ASSUME I remained fired
#54 - domitius
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(03/21/2013) [-]
then he moved to Chernobyl to get away from it all
#61 to #54 - snowshark
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#52 - unicornmangina
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(03/21/2013) [-]
well that wasnt a very fun fact at all
#242 - JuliusC
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#6 - antey
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