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f someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool
as lemon's/ hopalong as you thinh ft wands taha them to are
Mcmttc/ rcly as Jante' s Warns as you crawl out as
v/ het/ tyou rolled their bad}; in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita
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User avatar #6 - Spavaloo (03/21/2013) [+] (31 replies)
Okay.

Okay guys.

You give them a dip in diluted hydrochloric acid- you following me? Make sure they're hopped up on adrenalin so that they can't pass out. You don't want to soak them too long either- seriously just dip them in the stuff to remove the first few layers of skin.

Then- and I want to make sure you're with me here- you toss them into a pit full of a slurry of lemon juice and rock salt. Don't skimp and get the regular salt, you want rock salt. You got all that? There should be three to four inches of slurry in the pit.

Okay, of course you'll want to give them a rope to climb out of the pit with. A rope made out of strands of barbed wire.
#21 to #6 - madioliver ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
#19 - ascendedwings (03/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#24 - otakuranger (03/21/2013) [+] (21 replies)
We should make the worst criminals go down a giant cheese grater slide naked into a pool of lemon juice instead of the death penalty.
We should make the worst criminals go down a giant cheese grater slide naked into a pool of lemon juice instead of the death penalty.
#25 to #24 - llamadude (03/21/2013) [-]
Or even better, use them as test subjects for new products instead of bunnies. I like cute animals :3
Or even better, use them as test subjects for new products instead of bunnies. I like cute animals :3
#1 - nicolbolas (03/20/2013) [-]
my skin crawled
#65 - tiberioustyphr (03/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And then....THE BEES
And then....THE BEES
#79 - shadsword (03/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
or we can just hit them with a spoon
or we can just hit them with a spoon
#2 - karpmin (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some1 is a creative torture master
#121 - schneidend (03/21/2013) [-]
"easy there, satan"
"easy there, satan"
User avatar #120 - buttplugmaster (03/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Funnyjunk is full of ideas for the saw movies. We could keep the series going indefinitely with this **** .
User avatar #7 - viatio (03/21/2013) [-]
I'LL CUT OFF YOUR EYE LIDS AND THROW YOU IN A SALTY POOL OF LEMON JUICE
#34 - djgeeza (03/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**djgeeza rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at ZING! ** <this probably, I dunno, accidentally deleted my reaction folder :(
#110 - HolyArachnid (03/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.....

(Seriously, has Jimmy Buffett ever been more appropriate on here?)
#135 - mattdoggy (03/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Welcome to my house of pain
Welcome to my house of pain
#97 - awesomechardey (03/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**awesomechardey rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Painting ** mfw margarita of pain
#108 to #97 - budbrown (03/21/2013) [-]
gosh it has been so long since i last used this
User avatar #57 - garaichu (03/21/2013) [-]
Holy **** , the entire comment section is filled with evil geniuses.

So many horrible tortures. I can practically ******* feel the toothpicks goddamnit!
#37 - tomhefailin (03/21/2013) [+] (14 replies)
is this all the same guy or do people on tumblr all agree to only use uncapitalized letters and no periods?
is this all the same guy or do people on tumblr all agree to only use uncapitalized letters and no periods?
#5 - hypex ONLINE (03/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
put toothpicks under their toenails and fingernails and have them blindfolded walk around a room with small outcrops in the floor so they constantly kick them

then you peel a lemon so all of its skin is barely cut off, then with one of those vagina opening devices you put it into his/her asshole and then close it so the lemon is still in... any small movement should now make the whole this erupt with lemon juice

now all thats left is to have him run over a field of sharp salt crystals

yes i do see a psychiatrist twice a week if you wonder
#90 - iamtheblackgoat (03/21/2013) [-]
Did not like...would not read again
#82 - Reeon (03/21/2013) [-]
I want to play a game
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