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#1 - klick (03/20/2013) [-]
Rainbows didn't come around until after the flood.
Rainbows didn't come around until after the flood.
#25 to #1 - unncommon (03/21/2013) [-]
If you just smoked some dank-ass Genesis weed you'd be seeing rainbows too.
User avatar #20 to #1 - Whaaaaaaaaa (03/21/2013) [-]
What couldn't give Noah a double rainbow?
User avatar #13 to #1 - therealjc (03/21/2013) [-]
God damn, That is the dumbest statement ever.
"the laws of physics miraculously changed due to an event in a story book"
Yeah, no.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Faz (03/21/2013) [-]
He means according to the bible they didn't come around till after the flood, seriously don't be a cunt, im atheist too but what you just said makes you sound like a massive cunt.
User avatar #17 to #14 - therealjc (03/21/2013) [-]
according to the bible
Imagine where the human race would be now if we didn't have religion dumbing down the lives of every one who were born into being forced to believe something until they think it's true themselves.
User avatar #28 to #17 - yunablade (03/21/2013) [-]
A) The comic is in the first place a parody of the genesis book of the bible
B) Acording to the bible god created rainbows as a sign of alliance with men, after the whole Noah's ark business which happened after the genesis
C) Klick made an intellgent and funny statement based on these 2 points and you are just being a cunt.
User avatar #22 to #17 - Blargosnarf (03/21/2013) [-]
At first I thought you were just a dumbass. Now I know you're just a jackass looking for a fight where it's really not needed.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Maybe they had.

The Rainbow was just a symbol of God's promise to Noah.
User avatar #4 to #2 - klick (03/21/2013) [-]
Kind of a lame promise.
"Now that this land has been destroyed, go forth Noah and repopulate the earth in my image. And fear not, for I, God, Promise to never flood the world ever again. Look to the sky and see what I have put to symbolize this great promise of mine."

"Um...God....Very pretty...but it's just a rainbow....seen tons of that **** around....do you want me to do something with it or..."

"YES! If some group of ******* are ever twisting my words to suit their goals, I want you to paint the house across the street like a rainbow!"

"....What?"

"You'll understand in 6000 years."
#65 to #4 - Tormound (03/21/2013) [-]
I believe God promised he won't flood the world again, next time he'll use fire.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
It was meant to represent hope.

Really, have you read Genesis?
User avatar #6 to #5 - klick (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't know. It's been a few years since I went to bible school.

I'm a Neo Pagan now so I don't give a **** .
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, it seems.

But ya, it was used to represent the ever-lasting promise and hope it won't happen again.
User avatar #27 to #7 - klick (03/21/2013) [-]
So...we hope God keeps his promise????
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