this is deep. .. Rainbows didn't come around until after the flood.
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#1 - klick ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Rainbows didn't come around until after the flood.
Rainbows didn't come around until after the flood.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Maybe they had.

The Rainbow was just a symbol of God's promise to Noah.
User avatar #4 to #2 - klick ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Kind of a lame promise.
"Now that this land has been destroyed, go forth Noah and repopulate the earth in my image. And fear not, for I, God, Promise to never flood the world ever again. Look to the sky and see what I have put to symbolize this great promise of mine."

"Um...God....Very pretty...but it's just a rainbow....seen tons of that **** you want me to do something with it or..."

"YES! If some group of ******* are ever twisting my words to suit their goals, I want you to paint the house across the street like a rainbow!"


"You'll understand in 6000 years."
#65 to #4 - Tormound (03/21/2013) [-]
I believe God promised he won't flood the world again, next time he'll use fire.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
It was meant to represent hope.

Really, have you read Genesis?
User avatar #6 to #5 - klick ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't know. It's been a few years since I went to bible school.

I'm a Neo Pagan now so I don't give a **** .
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, it seems.

But ya, it was used to represent the ever-lasting promise and hope it won't happen again.
User avatar #27 to #7 - klick ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
So...we hope God keeps his promise????
User avatar #13 to #1 - therealjc (03/21/2013) [-]
God damn, That is the dumbest statement ever.
"the laws of physics miraculously changed due to an event in a story book"
Yeah, no.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Faz (03/21/2013) [-]
He means according to the bible they didn't come around till after the flood, seriously don't be a cunt, im atheist too but what you just said makes you sound like a massive cunt.
User avatar #17 to #14 - therealjc (03/21/2013) [-]
according to the bible
Imagine where the human race would be now if we didn't have religion dumbing down the lives of every one who were born into being forced to believe something until they think it's true themselves.
User avatar #22 to #17 - Blargosnarf (03/21/2013) [-]
At first I thought you were just a dumbass. Now I know you're just a jackass looking for a fight where it's really not needed.
User avatar #28 to #17 - yunablade (03/21/2013) [-]
A) The comic is in the first place a parody of the genesis book of the bible
B) Acording to the bible god created rainbows as a sign of alliance with men, after the whole Noah's ark business which happened after the genesis
C) Klick made an intellgent and funny statement based on these 2 points and you are just being a cunt.
User avatar #20 to #1 - Whaaaaaaaaa (03/21/2013) [-]
What couldn't give Noah a double rainbow?
#25 to #1 - unncommon (03/21/2013) [-]
If you just smoked some dank-ass Genesis weed you'd be seeing rainbows too.
User avatar #15 - sirfisticuffs (03/21/2013) [-]
This is why you shouldn't inject marijuanas
#29 - baltman (03/21/2013) [-]
#3 - yeorey (03/21/2013) [-]
Explains alot.
#59 - paarskwadraat (03/21/2013) [-]
at first I thought the crack pipes were molecules, but big
#72 to #59 - gothdino (03/21/2013) [-]
I thought the same thing.
I thought the same thing.
#40 - doctornick (03/21/2013) [-]
For everyone who thinks they're doing marijuana, there actually smoking out of a crack pipe
User avatar #41 to #40 - arandomanon (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't know man.. but I think they are NOT being serious..
At least, I hope so.
#54 to #40 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Wich can be used with weed too.
User avatar #68 to #54 - doctornick (03/21/2013) [-]
If you wanna look like a retard
User avatar #57 to #40 - jackdh (03/21/2013) [-]
Thats the joke...
User avatar #11 - happygrowman (03/21/2013) [-]
yeah but jesus drinking wine and passing out for three days in a cave is ok with the christians....
#63 - renegadejack (03/21/2013) [-]
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#36 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
flagged because of tits.
#16 - copyhat (03/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - thepyras (03/21/2013) [-]
First religion post tonight that isn't hating on religion. I mean, sure, it's about weed, but still. It's refreshing. Good on you, OP.
#26 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
weed is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who can't have fun with their friends without weed. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to smoke. Or the people who smoke to hide from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also bad for the body and pot heads insist there's no bad side affects. It lowers your lung capacity. It also lowers your reaction time. Marijuana smoke burns a lot hotter than tobacco smoke so that also damages the lungs. It's known to lower sperm count as well. Weed also causes memory loss.

But one of the biggest problem with weed is the people you buy it from. You buy it from your local drug dealer, that's not that bad, but up the ladder is where the hardcore dealers are. The ones who ******* kill people or hurt them and cause fear. That's who your money is going to. Even if you just smoke casually.
#47 to #26 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Smoking isn't the only way to use marijuana, you could eat and avoid all lung problems. If it is legalized and controlled then many criminal organizations could become legit and there wouldn't be a need to protect themselves and their business with violence. Also, if used only on special occasions there's no downside to marijuana use. I used to be extremely anti-drugs but if you do some of you're own research you'd see that when used responsibly it can be used to help many people medically or used to experience different and/or enjoy other things more. I've never used marijuana but I've been told depending on the person it makes you think about things in ways you never would before, it enhances your senses which makes food taste better, music sound better, and sex more satisfying. I think at the very minimum it should be at least decriminalized and legalized for the terminally ill. Such as people with cancer
#53 to #47 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
The countries where drug cartels and such are in countries where drugs are practically legal and they still kill people. It being legal doesn't stop anything. And I trust real scientists more than a bunch of drug advocates who of course are going to make up data to push their drug agenda... Weed is not a miracle drug and people who thinks it cures **** are retarded. It is used as a pain reliever and that's it, but it still damages the body so it's not worth it.
User avatar #30 to #26 - haloforlife (03/21/2013) [-]
Okay I'm gonna address a few things here. I smoke weed with my friends, we do it to have fun yeah, but it's not the only thing we do to have fun, and ''smoking at parties'' yeah okay maybe it's not socially acceptable as drinking alcohol, but alcohol actually does more damage that weed does. You're also saying don't use weed to escape your problems, well people drink alcohol to do the same so what's the difference?

But I have to agree with you on the fact that weed smokers help fund the hardcore drug dealers but if it was legal it wouldn't be brought from someone illegally and thus not funding drug dealers. Just a few things about the reaction I'm going to get from FunnyJunk, no i don't think i'm big or tough by smoking weed, i do it to have fun just like playing xbox or drinking. I'll also take my red thumbs like a man.
#32 to #30 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
I feel the same way about alcohol that I do about weed. Both are crutches and horrible for the body. The countries where drug cartels and such are in countries where drugs are practically legal and they still kill people. It being legal doesn't stop anything.
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#62 to #55 - acvirtutis (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't understand. Is this a joke?
User avatar #64 to #62 - spikethepony (03/21/2013) [-]
Partially. It is probably inspired by the atheists quite frequently belittling Christian logic (as perceived by atheists), and probably made by some Christian getting tired of the aforementioned ******** . It's a cynical Christian joke.
#66 to #64 - acvirtutis (03/21/2013) [-]
Oh. Well in that case it is not very funny.
User avatar #67 to #66 - spikethepony (03/21/2013) [-]
It's cynicism. It is what it is, and it is the bitterness of futility incarnate. Not very funny, no.
#60 - fishertiger (03/21/2013) [-]
couldn't help it ....
#24 - lordlucifer ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
**lordlucifer rolls 974**
#18 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
This is ******* stupid, you putrid ******* cunt.

It's not ******* necessary to add marijuana into everything that exists. You ******* do this with everything under the ******* sun.

"Oh look at this slightly weird character in a series! LUL, THEY MUST BE A STONER 420 VALIDATE MY COOLNESS"
Just shut the **** up.

In short: DIshonor on you, and dishonor on your cow.
#73 to #18 - gameshredder (03/21/2013) [-]
It's Crack you dumbass.
It's Crack you dumbass.
#9 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Flagged because of tits.
#56 to #9 - gisuar (03/21/2013) [-]
thanks for pointing it out i didn't see it in the first place now i have to fap again thanks a lot...
#50 - Mr Ronok ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
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