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drdiddly (03/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
And now here is a scary story children!
>Be me, just 8 at the time
>I decide to watch a scary movie
>It's about this thing that lies under your bed and it'll pull you under and eat you
>I got scared so I went upstairs to bed
>Slept in my parents bed
>About 2:30 in the morning, I get up to pee.
>I drop both feet on ground
> ******* HAND GRABS ME FROM UNDER THE BED
>JESUS H CHRIST
>I scream and pull away
>I felt its claws rake my skin
>Blood coming from my foot
>I scream again and I fall back into closet door and crash through
>Hear dogs barking outside
>Parents get out of bed and rush to help me
> They try to pick me up as coat hangers fall to the ground
>Next day, I inspect my cut. It looks suspicious
> ************* cat pawed at my foot under the bed
>Be me, just 8 at the time
>I decide to watch a scary movie
>It's about this thing that lies under your bed and it'll pull you under and eat you
>I got scared so I went upstairs to bed
>Slept in my parents bed
>About 2:30 in the morning, I get up to pee.
>I drop both feet on ground
> ******* HAND GRABS ME FROM UNDER THE BED
>JESUS H CHRIST
>I scream and pull away
>I felt its claws rake my skin
>Blood coming from my foot
>I scream again and I fall back into closet door and crash through
>Hear dogs barking outside
>Parents get out of bed and rush to help me
> They try to pick me up as coat hangers fall to the ground
>Next day, I inspect my cut. It looks suspicious
> ************* cat pawed at my foot under the bed
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ishotthedeputy (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be in kindergarten
>Fall asleep one night
>All the sudden I wake up
>Get kind of scared
> ************* monsters jump out.
>I need to get to my parents' room for help
>I can't run fast enough to get there. The hallway never ends
>Finally get there
>Burst into their room and explain what happened
>Their heads turned into goddamn deer heads and they're shaking their heads at me
>MFW
>Fall asleep one night
>All the sudden I wake up
>Get kind of scared
> ************* monsters jump out.
>I need to get to my parents' room for help
>I can't run fast enough to get there. The hallway never ends
>Finally get there
>Burst into their room and explain what happened
>Their heads turned into goddamn deer heads and they're shaking their heads at me
>MFW
#60
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zomaru (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wow, I really hate to point out reposts... But Damn this is old. Not like posted once two years ago old, this is posted about twice a month for the past three years old
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capslockrage (03/20/2013) [-] I have been going on funnyjunk for about a decade and I haven't seen this.
#82
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waffies (03/20/2013) [-] Had something similar happen in my bedroom.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3694091/Not+safe+for+childhood/
Made a content about it a long time ago, nudie picture on the wall
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3694091/Not+safe+for+childhood/
Made a content about it a long time ago, nudie picture on the wall
#79
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DrollHumor (03/20/2013) [-] I did something similar. I noticed there was a crack in the wood of my door of the house I was renting, so I got some stationary and wrote sloppy and frantic looking memoirs of me murdering someone in the house and stuck it in the door. I wonder if any of the new tenants found it yet.
