Gold, pure gold.. . I left a surprise for the next People who redo the carpet. This is so evil
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#6 - anbieter (03/20/2013) [-]
This is so evil
This is so evil
User avatar #59 - drdiddly (03/20/2013) [-]
And now here is a scary story children!
>Be me, just 8 at the time
>I decide to watch a scary movie
>It's about this thing that lies under your bed and it'll pull you under and eat you
>I got scared so I went upstairs to bed
>Slept in my parents bed
>About 2:30 in the morning, I get up to pee.
>I drop both feet on ground
> ******* HAND GRABS ME FROM UNDER THE BED
>JESUS H CHRIST
>I scream and pull away
>I felt its claws rake my skin
>Blood coming from my foot
>I scream again and I fall back into closet door and crash through
>Hear dogs barking outside
>Parents get out of bed and rush to help me
> They try to pick me up as coat hangers fall to the ground
>Next day, I inspect my cut. It looks suspicious
> ************* cat pawed at my foot under the bed
User avatar #74 to #59 - princeofbrokensoul (03/20/2013) [-]
how does a cat paw feel like a hand?
User avatar #80 to #74 - drdiddly (03/20/2013) [-]
The small part of his paw where there is no hair was cold and when it touched me, I thought it was a hand
#95 to #59 - Rascal (03/21/2013) [-]
>Slept in my parenta bed
>Parents get out of bed and rush to help me
wut? ******** ?!
User avatar #112 to #95 - GeorgeTheHax (03/21/2013) [-]
Prehaps the parents got up fast to help him, scince he was sleeping with then?
#97 to #59 - Rascal (03/21/2013) [-]
>Slept in my parents bed
>Parents get out of bed an rush to help me

calling ******** .
User avatar #105 to #97 - navadae (03/21/2013) [-]
...really? Really??

>About 2:30 in the morning, I get up to pee
did you miss this?
#98 to #97 - Rascal (03/21/2013) [-]
>I scream again and I fall back into closet door and crash through

calling samefag with the same anon as below
#116 to #59 - jimmyrustlinhustla (03/21/2013) [-]
I am sick and tired of these 			***********		 cats underneath my parents 			***********		 bed
I am sick and tired of these *********** cats underneath my parents *********** bed
#83 to #59 - katypower (03/20/2013) [-]
So...He ''Pawed'' you like this?
So...He ''Pawed'' you like this?
#70 to #59 - sanguinesolitude (03/20/2013) [-]
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cfw it just wanted a hug
#86 - ishotthedeputy (03/20/2013) [-]
>Be in kindergarten   
>Fall asleep one night   
>All the sudden I wake up   
>Get kind of scared   
>			*************		 monsters jump out.   
>I need to get to my parents' room for help   
>I can't run fast enough to get there. The hallway never ends   
>Finally get there    
>Burst into their room and explain what happened   
>Their heads turned into goddamn deer heads and they're shaking their heads at me   
>MFW
>Be in kindergarten
>Fall asleep one night
>All the sudden I wake up
>Get kind of scared
> ************* monsters jump out.
>I need to get to my parents' room for help
>I can't run fast enough to get there. The hallway never ends
>Finally get there
>Burst into their room and explain what happened
>Their heads turned into goddamn deer heads and they're shaking their heads at me
>MFW
User avatar #114 to #86 - jurto (03/21/2013) [-]
I used to have same kind of dreams, but in mines they turned into skelletons and their flesh fell to the ground
#110 to #86 - Mustafa (03/21/2013) [-]
**** man, i can barley read the comment with that gif

But, it was so ******* worth man, I ALWAYS had crazy dreams like that man...weird
#41 - tehbestever (03/20/2013) [-]
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I'll just paint the floor red.
#35 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
too bad blood doesn't stay bright red.
#36 to #35 - matrixcrab (03/20/2013) [-]
guess what? its not blood, its paint.

White people.....
#39 to #36 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
you're a special kind of stupid.
#96 to #35 - Altru (03/21/2013) [-]
That's why he took the picture before it had time to dry
#106 to #35 - Rascal (03/21/2013) [-]
That's the point...it looks fresh.
****** dumbasses, man....white people (from a white person.)
User avatar #102 to #35 - chrisplushado (03/21/2013) [-]
bur freaky demon ghost blood stays red.
#20 - xdjerredlongxd (03/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - breakfastskippa (03/20/2013) [-]
I would have put a red paint smeared furby in that vent.
#58 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
i would get scared ********
#103 - itsfreecola (03/21/2013) [-]
>mfw I find it
>mfw I find it
#108 to #103 - verityxx (03/21/2013) [-]
>mfw I find it
>mfw I find it
#2 - notified (03/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #2 - perfonator (03/20/2013) [-]
I'd tap that
User avatar #12 to #2 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Any source on this, it looks very creepy?
User avatar #142 to #13 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Welp, searching for "Mama" on torrenting sites gives me results like "Mama's got big boobies" and the like. Doesn't seem to be uploaded anywhere yet.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Thankies, I'll definitely put this on my "to watch"-list :D
Although, I've got quite a backlog of horror... I'll get around to it eventually.
#16 to #14 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
Its not actually that good, in my opinion, it was ******* terrible. I would recomend skipping it. But, do what you want.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Well I'll watch it for myself and be the judge :P
User avatar #26 to #17 - mizzycupcakes (03/20/2013) [-]
it was actually a really good movie until the end. it seems like nowadays everything is scarier until you see the actual monster itself. the scariest thing is what you cant see imo. enjoy the movie tho ^.^
User avatar #27 to #26 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I'm a sucker for good special effects, also part of the reason why I loved Grave Encounters 1&2.
User avatar #28 to #27 - mizzycupcakes (03/20/2013) [-]
Havent seen either. :o
User avatar #29 to #28 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
I'd recommend them, the acting is really good and the premise and imagery is pretty spooky, I'd say.
User avatar #90 to #14 - bigbootyjudy (03/21/2013) [-]
It's not really a good movie in my opinion, it wasn't really that scary (coming from someone who was scared by Anaconda) i did not find it scary at all, most parts were creepy or weird.
User avatar #141 to #90 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
I repeat: "Well I'll watch it for myself and be the judge :P"
User avatar #48 to #2 - dparasite (03/20/2013) [-]
Is it wierd that i watched that movie just last night? o.O
User avatar #91 to #48 - WheresMyAccount (03/21/2013) [-]
Well that's what they're made for so no not really
User avatar #66 to #2 - thatbleachfan (03/20/2013) [-]
Mass effect 3 banshees?
#69 to #66 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
I hated those douche ******* .
Near the end, I was almost in tears with that "lol5 ************** " that they pulled. Hardcore difficulty was quite hard.
#71 to #69 - thatbleachfan (03/20/2013) [-]
*******		 Insta-kill man....
******* Insta-kill man....
User avatar #47 to #2 - winstonsexton (03/20/2013) [-]
does she trip?
#8 to #2 - thalfak (03/20/2013) [-]
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#5 to #4 - nicolbolas (03/20/2013) [-]
That and the original creep me out.
#67 to #4 - Ice Explosion (03/20/2013) [-]
2smashing
2smashing
User avatar #22 to #4 - kaxu (03/20/2013) [-]
That scared me most than the original gif haha
#118 to #4 - buthow (03/21/2013) [-]
Hi derpy! Long time no see. How are you?
Hopefully you remember me :P
User avatar #123 to #118 - derpyhoovesretard (03/21/2013) [-]
I actually don't remember conversing with you. I think I do, but not really.

I'm sawwy. Please refresh my memory.
#129 to #123 - buthow (03/21/2013) [-]
When I went on random we had a long conversation. I think it was about music, I don't know, it was like a few weeks ago. I think I've seen you before that too, but my memory isn't cooperating right now.
User avatar #131 to #129 - derpyhoovesretard (03/21/2013) [-]
I thought it had to do with Rando. Anyways, hi again, friend.
#133 to #131 - buthow (03/21/2013) [-]
I'm not 100% sure. But how are you? Hehe, punny.
#100 to #4 - hopalongreborn (03/21/2013) [-]
this one legitimately scared me more
User avatar #138 to #4 - soarinxdashie (03/21/2013) [-]
What is that from?
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#88 - chancebell (03/21/2013) [-]
Now that's Au-some! ;D   
   
I'll go now.
Now that's Au-some! ;D

I'll go now.
+5
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User avatar #119 to #115 - CrossBowPloxz (03/21/2013) [-]
Source?
#124 to #119 - bobpizza (03/21/2013) [-]
the evil dead remake comin out soon i think
User avatar #122 to #119 - thenameschuck (03/21/2013) [-]
Evil dead, its not a re-make...its a re-boot
User avatar #126 to #115 - darksideofthebeast (03/21/2013) [-]
Is this the evil dead?


If so I was playing my guitar one night with a youtube video up of an iron maiden song
And I had it up loud so I could get a good mix between my guitar and the computer sound
And This ad came on and made me jump
I saw the ad
And the zombie was saying "don't skip it. Don't skip it. DON'T SKIP IT!"
And it freaked me the **** out.

I don't even know if your picture is evil dead but I have nightmares now ;_;
#134 to #120 - skulli (03/21/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, how horrifying
#61 - bongobongo (03/20/2013) [-]
I think that was
Really funny
#85 to #61 - scapeartist (03/20/2013) [-]
Pic kinda related
User avatar #82 - waffies (03/20/2013) [-]
Had something similar happen in my bedroom.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3694091/Not+safe+for+childhood/

Made a content about it a long time ago, nudie picture on the wall
#79 - DrollHumor (03/20/2013) [-]
I did something similar. I noticed there was a crack in the wood of my door of the house I was renting, so I got some stationary and wrote sloppy and frantic looking memoirs of me murdering someone in the house and stuck it in the door. I wonder if any of the new tenants found it yet.
I did something similar. I noticed there was a crack in the wood of my door of the house I was renting, so I got some stationary and wrote sloppy and frantic looking memoirs of me murdering someone in the house and stuck it in the door. I wonder if any of the new tenants found it yet.
#43 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
Funny. The last time I saw this post, you found the surprise rather than leaving it.
#9 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
source for the first comment gif please :D
#15 to #9 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
MAMA
User avatar #21 to #15 - foxxywithpaws (03/20/2013) [-]
JUST KILLED A MAN
User avatar #40 to #21 - MaverickZero ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
User avatar #52 to #40 - texie (03/20/2013) [-]
PULLED MY TRIGGER
#55 to #52 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
NOW HE'S DEAD
like my parents
I'm Batman
User avatar #81 to #55 - brickmantrev (03/20/2013) [-]
OH MAMA
User avatar #84 to #81 - baine (03/20/2013) [-]
LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN
User avatar #89 to #84 - danniegurl (03/21/2013) [-]
BUT NOW YOU'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY
User avatar #93 to #89 - exyted ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
MAMA
User avatar #140 to #93 - thediablo (03/21/2013) [-]
OOOH OOH DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
#92 - pinkiedash (03/21/2013) [-]
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