Gold, pure gold.. . I left a surprise for the next People who redo the carpet. This is so evil
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#2 - notified (03/20/2013) [+] (33 replies)
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#6 - anbieter ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
This is so evil
This is so evil
User avatar #59 - drdiddly (03/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
And now here is a scary story children!
>Be me, just 8 at the time
>I decide to watch a scary movie
>It's about this thing that lies under your bed and it'll pull you under and eat you
>I got scared so I went upstairs to bed
>Slept in my parents bed
>About 2:30 in the morning, I get up to pee.
>I drop both feet on ground
> ******* HAND GRABS ME FROM UNDER THE BED
>JESUS H CHRIST
>I scream and pull away
>I felt its claws rake my skin
>Blood coming from my foot
>I scream again and I fall back into closet door and crash through
>Hear dogs barking outside
>Parents get out of bed and rush to help me
> They try to pick me up as coat hangers fall to the ground
>Next day, I inspect my cut. It looks suspicious
> ************* cat pawed at my foot under the bed
#86 - ishotthedeputy (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be in kindergarten   
>Fall asleep one night   
>All the sudden I wake up   
>Get kind of scared   
>			*************		 monsters jump out.   
>I need to get to my parents' room for help   
>I can't run fast enough to get there. The hallway never ends   
>Finally get there    
>Burst into their room and explain what happened   
>Their heads turned into goddamn deer heads and they're shaking their heads at me   
>MFW
>Be in kindergarten
>Fall asleep one night
>All the sudden I wake up
>Get kind of scared
> ************* monsters jump out.
>I need to get to my parents' room for help
>I can't run fast enough to get there. The hallway never ends
>Finally get there
>Burst into their room and explain what happened
>Their heads turned into goddamn deer heads and they're shaking their heads at me
>MFW
#41 - tehbestever (03/20/2013) [-]
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I'll just paint the floor red.
#103 - itsfreecola (03/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>mfw I find it
>mfw I find it
#108 to #103 - verityxx (03/21/2013) [-]
>mfw I find it
>mfw I find it
User avatar #38 - Schadenfreude (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why didn't you use real blood?
User avatar #45 to #38 - bitchplzzz (03/20/2013) [-]
That would be too ironic.
Red blood? Iron? heh?
#88 - chancebell (03/21/2013) [-]
Now that's Au-some! ;D   
   
I'll go now.
Now that's Au-some! ;D

I'll go now.
#20 - xdjerredlongxd (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#9 - Absolute Madman (03/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
source for the first comment gif please :D
User avatar #21 to #15 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
JUST KILLED A MAN
User avatar #7 - breakfastskippa (03/20/2013) [-]
I would have put a red paint smeared furby in that vent.
#58 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
i would get scared ********
#92 - pinkiedash (03/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #60 - zomaru ONLINE (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wow, I really hate to point out reposts... But Damn this is old. Not like posted once two years ago old, this is posted about twice a month for the past three years old
User avatar #72 to #60 - capslockrage (03/20/2013) [-]
I have been going on funnyjunk for about a decade and I haven't seen this.
+5
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#61 - bongobongo (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think that was
Really funny
#85 to #61 - scapeartist (03/20/2013) [-]
Pic kinda related
#79 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
I did something similar. I noticed there was a crack in the wood of my door of the house I was renting, so I got some stationary and wrote sloppy and frantic looking memoirs of me murdering someone in the house and stuck it in the door. I wonder if any of the new tenants found it yet.
I did something similar. I noticed there was a crack in the wood of my door of the house I was renting, so I got some stationary and wrote sloppy and frantic looking memoirs of me murdering someone in the house and stuck it in the door. I wonder if any of the new tenants found it yet.
#35 - Absolute Madman (03/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
too bad blood doesn't stay bright red.
User avatar #102 to #35 - chrisplushado (03/21/2013) [-]
bur freaky demon ghost blood stays red.
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