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#77 - lolomgwtfxd (03/20/2013) [-]
12 HOURS?   
   
WHY DON'T YOU TRY 17 YEEEAAARRRSS
12 HOURS?

WHY DON'T YOU TRY 17 YEEEAAARRRSS
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#84 to #77 - doctorhorrible has deleted their comment [-]
#95 to #84 - critique (03/21/2013) [-]
oh wow... you poor baby. I mean, 17 YEARS is a long time, but 5 MONTHS!? that must be DEVASTATING for you.
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#116 to #77 - hakrodashammy (03/21/2013) [-]
I feel you man..nearly 21 years on my end.
User avatar #120 to #116 - exicuton (03/21/2013) [-]
You'll find the perfect one some day my brother.
#123 to #116 - lolomgwtfxd (03/21/2013) [-]
Well until then....   
   
PORN!
Well until then....

PORN!
#66 - simyaro (03/20/2013) [-]
after he reaches sarah house and her father was the one writing on facebook the whole time
#83 to #66 - winalot (03/20/2013) [-]
The Dad: Don't let me see you around here again
#57 - pianoasis (03/20/2013) [-]
When dad logs on
When dad logs on
User avatar #88 to #42 - vishnarg (03/20/2013) [-]
This made me giggle like a school girl after reading this mildly funny post. flingwing, I surrender to you all my internets.
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#17 - cwoodfreshman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #109 to #17 - robotvoice (03/21/2013) [-]
you're an awesome kind of optimist.
User avatar #15 - breakfastskippa (03/20/2013) [-]
Sarah and Danny are the same person.
User avatar #40 to #15 - hardlifesixtynine (03/20/2013) [-]
I can assure you they are two different people. Don't be fooled, we have ghetto kids in Canada as well. This couple has broken up at least 7 times.
#9 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
"Little to open there Danny.."
"Little to open there Danny.."
#78 - samxdaxman (03/20/2013) [-]
Little did they know, Sarah was just Danny's hand.
#6 - twi (03/20/2013) [-]
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#12 to #6 - heafi (03/20/2013) [-]
But the guy started it. And they seem to be in a monogamous relationship.
User avatar #72 to #12 - brettyoke (03/20/2013) [-]
"I hope this chicks dad ***** you up bro..."

Seems monogamous to me.
#105 to #72 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
do you speak english?
#92 to #72 - noschool ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
that means he would beat him up if he knew what he was doing with his daughter, i mean a girls father not liking the guy she dates isn't that unheard of. Besides monogamous relationship just means you have one partner in a relation ship.
User avatar #110 to #92 - brettyoke (03/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, I had thought monogamous referred to a marriage between 2 people. I wasn't aware that our country was in a state that required specification of how many people you were dating.
#115 to #110 - vaginismus (03/21/2013) [-]
Ever heard of, oh I don't know, threesome relationships? Or perhaps polygamy, which is normal in some religions, even though not recognized by all countries? What a retard.
User avatar #118 to #115 - brettyoke (03/21/2013) [-]
I know what polygamy is dumbass. I'm quite familier with the subject, I was referring to dating and the term monogamy to describe it. Monogamy is generally a marriage term.
#119 to #118 - vaginismus (03/21/2013) [-]
I was actually referring to this: "I wasn't aware that our country was in a state that required specification of how many people you were dating."

You are considering relationships with more than two individuals as if they were some kind of disease.
User avatar #121 to #119 - brettyoke (03/21/2013) [-]
It does disturb me, yes. How can you have a "relationship" when there's a third, ugly head that will always be poking in?
#124 to #121 - vaginismus (03/21/2013) [-]
What the hell..? The amount of your closed-mindedness astounds me. You are entitled to your opinions but shoving it in the faces of others is hard to tolerate. Please shut up before you embarrass yourself more.
User avatar #131 to #124 - brettyoke (03/21/2013) [-]
So three-way relationships is okay with you?

I thought we were debating here. In a debate, it's rather common to insert your opinion about something when expressing your side. Don't get your asshole so puckered up.
#133 to #131 - vaginismus (03/21/2013) [-]
I called you out on your hateful opinions, that's hardly a debate. You haven't even given a reason for why you are so against relationships that include more than two people (should I assume you are also homophobic?)

Three-way, four-way, what ever. I don't care. A human being should be allowed to love whomever they want without having to face discrimination from stuck up pricks that got their sensibilities hurt. It's not like they shove their relationships in your face, asshole.

Here's some food for thought: empathy is directly linked with happiness. The more you discriminate, the less happy you can truly are. Unless you were a psychopath, ofc.
#134 to #133 - vaginismus (03/21/2013) [-]
I forgot to include in my comment, that I do understand if this isn't your kind of thing, but I don't understand the hate you harbor for polygamous relationships.
User avatar #135 to #134 - brettyoke (03/22/2013) [-]
I think they're wrong. It's basically approved of cheating. I'm a supporter for homosexual rights, on the otherhand.

Three-way relationships just isn't something that most of the world is ready for, not until we deal with gay rights first.
#136 to #135 - vaginismus (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't think it's cheating... It's not like there is one person in the middle that has two lovers. It's mutual between the three of them. All get the same amount of attention from each other. But perhaps you're right. Three-way relationships are quite rare after all.
User avatar #137 to #136 - brettyoke (03/22/2013) [-]
I can meet you in the middle here. Three-way relationships aren't something that the world is ready for, however, under the right circumstances, they don't necessarily have to be wrong.
#8 - nittsurri (03/20/2013) [-]
People like this exist.
User avatar #45 to #8 - basicargentinian (03/20/2013) [-]
Why do you mind people being open about their sexuality? They seem to be in a relationship, they have sex, when you're a teenager you sex all the time.
#99 to #45 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
>*when you're a teenager you sex all the time'

so the times i do it in my mind do count huh?
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#62 - shawshankerection **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #62 - mightyohm (03/20/2013) [-]
...#65 right above this...I died
#2 - deezknuts (03/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#25 to #2 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Is it weird that my smile rose and fell along with this gif?
#26 to #25 - deezknuts (03/20/2013) [-]
no white people, it would be weird if it didn't
no white people, it would be weird if it didn't
#65 - internetrage (03/20/2013) [-]
misread the last one as 'pig dick'
#16 - scant (03/20/2013) [-]
#94 - ykaliber (03/21/2013) [-]
Give me their last names.
User avatar #53 - semilunarknight (03/20/2013) [-]
This was on your feed? Can you tell them FJ wants them to shut the hell up?
#11 - chism (03/20/2013) [-]
danny's face at last comment
danny's face at last comment
#85 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
this is definitely real and not made up
User avatar #129 to #85 - hardlifesixtynine (03/21/2013) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #52 - pianoasis (03/20/2013) [-]
I hate people that do this, as if they know of no such thing as self-reservation

Everyday on my bus:
"Blah blah Dank weed **** "
"Blah blah yeah we ****** "
"Yadda ******* yadda some retarded kid blabbing about his emotions because his girlfriend broke up with him"
*Everyone then proceeds to play their scream-o music out loud*

When I say this is everyday, I'm not exaggerating.
User avatar #60 to #52 - atheistzilla (03/20/2013) [-]
scream-o music.... where you from?
User avatar #74 to #52 - darklit (03/20/2013) [-]
Wait is it different people complaining about breaking up or is it the some kid being repeatedly dumped everyday?
User avatar #90 to #74 - pianoasis (03/21/2013) [-]
It's some kid dumped by a single girl repeatedly talking about how he feels about the breakup and constantly offering cliched and shallow information that I try very hard to ignore.
User avatar #58 to #52 - cobaltlumi (03/20/2013) [-]
My bus is like that

I like to imagine a car accident, and EVERYONE DYING HORRIBLY.
#56 to #52 - yadabla (03/20/2013) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on the bus SCC5 would you? You've literally described my every journey... It's unbearable.
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