Lots of repressed rage. . did you know'? During WWY Canadian soldier Leo Major singlehandedly captured 93 Nazis in the Netherlands. He later captured the town f Canada eh

Lots of repressed rage

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did you know'?
During WWY Canadian soldier Leo Major
singlehandedly captured 93 Nazis in the
Netherlands. He later captured
the town from the Germans. And he
was blind in one eye.
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#133 - optimogappi (03/20/2013) [-]
His battle cry.
He was Canadian after all.
User avatar #214 to #133 - Durp (03/21/2013) [-]
Shouldn't it be I am ******* sorry ?
User avatar #207 to #133 - oceanfrank ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
This is perfect.
#120 to #2 - schmigly (03/20/2013) [-]
Single sightedly*
User avatar #22 to #2 - pappathethird (03/20/2013) [-]
You magnificent ************
User avatar #35 - celestiasbeard (03/20/2013) [-]
Also apologized to every person he captured
#20 - bollox (03/20/2013) [-]
Thanks bro, aprreciate it!  Zwolle is a few mins away from my hometown.
Thanks bro, aprreciate it! Zwolle is a few mins away from my hometown.
#27 to #20 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #24 - moshthun (03/20/2013) [-]

NS = Niet snel.

(NS is one of the Dutch train companies, niet snel means not fast.)
#32 to #24 - insanefreak (03/20/2013) [-]
Especially if that train is called the Fyra..
User avatar #39 to #32 - somniumecstasi (03/20/2013) [-]
which isn't as good as promised either.
#40 to #39 - insanefreak (03/20/2013) [-]
Same with the NMBS, slowpokes who are always tardy..

To everyone reading this: The Fyra was supposed to be a high speed train that replaced the popular Benelux train, and was supposed to speed travelling up tremendously, yet after three months of constant mechanical failures, even occasions where parts of the train were falling off the damn thing, the entire project was in jeopardy.

TL, DR: The Fyra was supposed to work, yet it failed tremendously.
#106 to #24 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
>exept you go with the train . . .
****** Fyra...
#58 to #24 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Zwolle is 2 hours away for me
User avatar #135 - derangedberger ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
My god... he's an FPS protagonist...
User avatar #87 to #57 - giljo (03/20/2013) [-]
OMG mindblown! it must be true if its from did-you-know!
User avatar #144 to #87 - matriculator (03/20/2013) [-]
How did-you-know are did-yuo-kno the same?
#110 - WolfRider (03/20/2013) [-]
im blind in my left eye   
brb gonna capture deutschland
im blind in my left eye
brb gonna capture deutschland
#105 - loluxxxx (03/20/2013) [-]
Then he apologized.
User avatar #163 to #159 - uptightmonkey (03/20/2013) [-]
well your username is rather fitting
User avatar #79 - CMSTF ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Also, he had a single hand.
#45 - DanLacasky (03/20/2013) [-]
And all of this while saying sorry the whole time
#1 - mizzycupcakes (03/20/2013) [-]
canada <3
canada <3
User avatar #4 to #1 - snakefire (03/20/2013) [-]
I never understood why isaac clarke is in this image... I thought he was american
User avatar #8 to #4 - mizzycupcakes (03/20/2013) [-]
I never really understood much besides the moose and hockey stick lol. and from what I heard hes from some weird ice covered place so. i can only assume thats why hed be on there. cuz canada is cold as hell ^.^
#151 - ungcc (03/20/2013) [-]
Did he apologize after spoiling the nazi's fun?

Who knew Canada was badass??
#161 to #151 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
their troops are nicknamed storm troopers for a reason.
User avatar #172 to #161 - fkepticalsky (03/21/2013) [-]
Storm troopers were the nicknames for the Nazi guards that guarded the perimeters of Nazi concentration camps....
User avatar #179 to #172 - zerosonaku (03/21/2013) [-]
it was our nickname for WW1.
User avatar #156 to #151 - axlebacon (03/20/2013) [-]
sorry. we try to hide it because other countries will see us and feel less bad ass
User avatar #160 to #156 - ungcc (03/20/2013) [-]
Hey, don't get too cocky. You still gave us beiber and nickleback...

But you gave us back Theory of a Deitems and...

.well....TOAD gives you something.
User avatar #165 to #160 - kingarturi (03/20/2013) [-]
basketball, insulin, peanut butter, walkie talkie, televison camera, canadaarm, snowmobile, snowblower, rotary snowplow, foghorn, and the garage bag. though basketball was invented by a canadian in america.
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User avatar #162 to #160 - ungcc (03/20/2013) [-]
Theory of a dead- man idk why it changed it...
#119 - lordzixx (03/20/2013) [-]
What a handsome ass man
User avatar #41 - niterider (03/20/2013) [-]
Proud to be one polite mother ******* Canadian.
#18 - widar (03/20/2013) [-]
#26 to #19 - zlide (03/20/2013) [-]
There is not even one source on this page, so I higly doubt that this one is real.
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#37 to #18 - Petarded (03/20/2013) [-]
It's real, look him up he's one of the most badass soldier that has ever lived
User avatar #43 to #18 - lolme (03/20/2013) [-]
It's not hard to use google m8. "Major single-handedly captured 93 German soldiers during The Battle of the Scheldt in Zeeland in the southern Netherlands.[citation needed] During a reconnaissance, whilst alone, he spotted two German soldiers walking along a dike. As it was raining and cold, Major said to himself, "I am frozen and wet because of you so you will pay."[this quote needs a citation] He captured the first German and attempted to use him as bait so he could capture the other. The second attempted to use his gun, but Major quickly killed him. He went on to capture their commanding officer and forced him to surrender. The German garrison surrendered themselves after three more were shot dead by Major. In a nearby village, SS troops who witnessed German soldiers being escorted by a Canadian soldier shot at their own soldiers, injuring a few and killing seven. Major disregarded the enemy fire and kept escorting his prisoners to the Canadian front line. Major then ordered a passing Canadian tank to fire on the SS troops.
He marched back to camp with nearly a hundred prisoners. Thus, he was chosen to receive a DCM. He declined the invitation to be decorated, however, because according to him General Montgomery (who was giving the award) was "incompetent" and in no position to be giving out medals."
#36 - ApolloXYZ (03/20/2013) [-]
#181 - mrawesomepotato (03/21/2013) [-]
He did it with one hand, by giving them handshakes and luring them back to Canada with his politeness.
#177 - KayRed (03/21/2013) [-]
If you guys ever want to read a funny and true WII story, read Filth Thirteen, it's about this mother ****** Jake Mcniece. During the war this mother ****** stole a train, blew up a tree for no apparent reason, and started a riot in harlem by slapping a fat black woman's ass.
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