Diamonds are a girls best friend. . Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs are a man' s. From that, I think we can gather which of the sexes is more intelligent
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Diamonds are a girls best friend

Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs
are a man' s. From that, I think we can
gather which of the sexes is more
intelligent.
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A woman' s best friend is a chunk of
super heated carbon. A man' s best
friend is a highly intelligent creature
capable of aiding with hunting, security,
transport and companionship. You' re
right, this does show who the more
intelligent sex is.
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#76 - pharoahemonch (03/20/2013) [-]
my best friend is a person.
User avatar #3 - toastwarriornog (03/20/2013) [-]
The woman is using objects to define gender intelligence. That alone should prove it.
User avatar #8 to #3 - aldheim (03/20/2013) [-]
Dat profile pic....
#61 to #8 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
I know that profile pics source.
User avatar #242 to #61 - zredshift (03/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that that hidden camera shapeshifter dickgirl from the /d/ webcomic?
User avatar #68 to #3 - zzonked (03/20/2013) [-]
A dog is not an object ***** .
User avatar #240 to #68 - WolfPrince (03/20/2013) [-]
I agree with this guy, animals aren't object's.
Women are.
#108 to #68 - ironlion (03/20/2013) [-]
Guess we found the woman
Guess we found the woman
User avatar #147 to #108 - zzonked (03/20/2013) [-]
That doesn't even make sense. Why is gender relevant, I'm just saying a dog is an animal, not an object.

Basically what I'm saying is fight me in real life phaggot.
#274 to #147 - ironlion (03/20/2013) [-]
no   
you 2scary
no
you 2scary
#160 to #147 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
I think the real question is; are you in fact a women?
User avatar #163 to #160 - zzonked (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there are no women on the internet.
#164 to #163 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
The internet, where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents.
The internet, where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents.
#355 to #164 - Kanoah (03/21/2013) [-]
That's like the best quote ever.
That's like the best quote ever.
#189 to #163 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm on the internet, and looking down I see my vagina.......what does this mean then?
User avatar #190 to #189 - zzonked (03/20/2013) [-]
You're mistaken sir, that's a penis.
#358 to #189 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
As i recall, you are a 19 year old in college talking about sex and jacking off. you sir are a liar.
#135 to #68 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
yes it is.
#166 to #3 - localcatbarber (03/20/2013) [-]
You chose one woman to prove that all women are stupid, which prove you and all men are idiots.
#191 to #166 - expectation (03/20/2013) [-]
Found the woman.
User avatar #219 to #191 - localcatbarber (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh, the rageface wasn't enough to make you realize I was sarcastic?
#330 to #219 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
women confirmed the smarter sex
User avatar #342 to #330 - largeheadphones (03/20/2013) [-]
On paper they might be smarter for certain subjects, but they don't retain alot of the knowledge, and most lack logical reasoning and motor function skills.
User avatar #354 to #166 - psykobear (03/21/2013) [-]
I did have a comment pointing out your mistake.
I then realized that you were joking.
I then deleted said comment and made this one.
Goodbye.
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User avatar #59 - zorororonoa (03/20/2013) [-]
I guess that the chick didn't realize that the phrase "man's best friend" refers to mankind, not just males
User avatar #316 to #59 - exxo (03/20/2013) [-]
tbh, People were probably mostly refferring to men when they used the word "mankind" back in the days that the saying was created
#39 - crazyolitis (03/20/2013) [-]
They're also gods if you cross them with lobsters. Just sayin'.
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#216 to #39 - cnblade ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Never forget.
User avatar #85 to #39 - theonewhoderps (03/20/2013) [-]
AND i have a new background
User avatar #79 to #39 - jimmyrustlinhustla ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
this made me think of ************
#14 - weenieandthebutt (03/20/2013) [-]
Also shows that conveys the greed and shallowness of a woman....
#221 - critique (03/20/2013) [-]
It's a sad day when humans would rather befriend animals and object's than each other...
#222 to #221 - bacabac (03/20/2013) [-]
Your face after you clicked Reply.
#223 to #222 - critique (03/20/2013) [-]
You're never truly alone on the internet, all you have to do is ask. Here, have a hug.
You're never truly alone on the internet, all you have to do is ask. Here, have a hug.
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#236 - kokanuim **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#300 to #236 - iamjustheretoroll (03/20/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Xenomorph ** RIGHT IN THE CHILDHNNNNNNNNNNNG
#227 - girrafalopegis (03/20/2013) [-]
Dogs are the best.
Dogs are the best.
User avatar #47 - slapchoppin (03/20/2013) [-]
to be fair diamonds do have some actual uses thanks to their indestructibility

now dogs made of diamonds

that **** would be wicked
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User avatar #95 to #47 - sprok **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
Diamonds are actually brittle. Hit it with a hammer and it will shatter.
#50 to #47 - PhuckingPhreak (03/20/2013) [-]
BRUTALLLLL
#57 to #47 - zorororonoa (03/20/2013) [-]
or horses made from diamonds
#103 to #57 - marcrages (03/20/2013) [-]
Don't you mean **** for brains? ... getit?
#257 - masterboll ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
thank God he didnt put one of those ":)" at the end like most 14 year olds do in an argument
#208 - drunkengnome (03/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #253 to #208 - thisusernameisalie (03/20/2013) [-]
No one, because you're a flying lawn mower.
#282 to #208 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
This really does not relate to anything, yet it feels like it belongs.
User avatar #139 - DerpScout (03/20/2013) [-]
Dogs also double up as an emergency food supply.
User avatar #225 - oottovann (03/20/2013) [-]
YOU COULD SELL THE DIAMOND AND BUY A MLILLION DOGS.
#229 to #225 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
But she didn't state that.
#230 to #225 - Kodylol (03/20/2013) [-]
This guy has potential.
This guy has potential.
#114 - DanLacasky (03/20/2013) [-]
I like dogs more than I like people. My dog is the best

Pic related, my dog Coby
User avatar #153 to #114 - littlenish (03/20/2013) [-]
I knew a Coby once. He was a young Bernese Mountain Dog. He got really sick and had to get put down. His owner came to my house and cried her eyes out, and I did too.

I miss Coby.
#118 to #114 - redflame (03/20/2013) [-]
I wish i could have a dog. :(
I wish i could have a dog. :(
#120 to #118 - DanLacasky (03/20/2013) [-]
here you go!
#123 to #120 - redflame (03/20/2013) [-]
Thank you :3
Thank you :3
#122 to #114 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
Dogs are much better than people. Though I am a cat person, can't go wrong with dogs either.

<< My dog.
#126 to #122 - DanLacasky (03/20/2013) [-]
dogs are the best, i dont know how people treat them bad. Coby was in shelters for 2 years before we adopted him at 2 1/2 years. he likes to cuddle and play with dogs cats and kids

he farts too much though
#129 to #126 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
My dog (Hannah) back at home with my grandparents was abandoned at the lake near our house. We found her there beaten and tethered to a tree, alongside a note that said, "Free dog, take her or let her die here". Pissed me off.
User avatar #197 - annoos (03/20/2013) [-]
Anything expensive is a girls best friend, if ******* rust was expensive , jewelry would be made out of it and women would ******* love it!
User avatar #182 - mrblueftw (03/20/2013) [-]
A diamond is a mans best friend. why?
sell diamond, get more dogs.
#351 to #182 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Ha you're banned. That's what you get for stealing Sonic's post.
#211 - thatguyuknowtheone (03/20/2013) [-]
My best friend
My best friend
#188 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
On my home planet we use diamonds as door stops ROFL! Stupid human females and their primitive, smaller brains.
User avatar #6 - Wazzy (03/20/2013) [-]
But diamond is the hardest metal
#23 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Diamonds are not a metal, [mandatory fag or other swearword]
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#89 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Diamond is not metal.
User avatar #115 to #6 - browo (03/20/2013) [-]
'Metal'
#17 to #6 - Iloldmypants (03/20/2013) [-]
It's true, science said so.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Iloldmypants (03/20/2013) [-]
I dare not contemplate the consequences.
#20 to #18 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
hmmmmm...hardest metal....shaped like diamonds......
#40 to #17 - oosulley (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides at that...
Oh god my sides at that...
#66 to #17 - redeadhunter ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
&quot;They crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour&quot;
"They crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour"
User avatar #357 to #17 - Dap (03/21/2013) [-]
This has always been one of my favorite 4chan posts hahah.

"traveling at miles per iron"
User avatar #283 to #6 - capslockrage (03/20/2013) [-]
but it's not a metal
User avatar #30 to #6 - angelious ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
to all those who dont understand this its an old 4chan post/copy pasta/thread/banana
#130 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
The second hardest at the moment.
I'm just waking up.
#32 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Diamond is a metal.

******* proud of your logic, son.
#15 to #6 - funnyrage ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
it may be the hardest metal but i got the hardest thing in the world
#11 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
implying carbon is a metal
User avatar #155 to #11 - ICEDgrunge (03/20/2013) [-]
It's been proven over and over again. When they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, the results proved without a doubt that diamonds are the hardest metal of all time. Get with it man, this is easy science.
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User avatar #9 to #6 - thisisspartah (03/20/2013) [-]
but can it woof?
#80 to #9 - thehardcorechimp (03/20/2013) [-]
you made me laugh. i like you
you made me laugh. i like you
#21 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
But diamond is the hardest metal..... hardest metal..... metal..... lost faith in humanity
User avatar #356 to #6 - psykobear (03/21/2013) [-]
"metal"
#46 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Bitch, please.

Nokia is the hardest metal.
#308 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
But diamonds aren't even metal... They are carbon which is pressurized under extreme conditions. AKA: Really warm and high pressure :)
User avatar #106 to #6 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
Death metal is best metal
#235 to #6 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's true, but most women don't know that.
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#26 to #6 - eros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#35 to #26 - drulludanni ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
not as hard as my dick HUEHUEHUEHUE
not as hard as my dick HUEHUEHUEHUE
User avatar #7 to #6 - aldheim (03/20/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am hard.
User avatar #226 to #7 - blackholee (03/20/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am his penis
User avatar #346 to #226 - cubanwhiteman (03/21/2013) [-]
I can confirm this. I am the one who saw it.
User avatar #343 to #226 - Jesusnipples (03/20/2013) [-]
The funny part about that is that your name is blackhole (give or take an e) and black holes are as concave as is gets
#217 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/20/2013) [-]
This girl had no chance in a battle of better sexes to begin with because boys rule and therefore, girls drool
This girl had no chance in a battle of better sexes to begin with because boys rule and therefore, girls drool
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