Diamonds are a girls best friend. . Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs are a man' s. From that, I think we can gather which of the sexes is more intelligent Diamonds are a girls best friend Dogs man' s From that I think we can gather which of the sexes is more intelligent
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Diamonds are a girls best friend

Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs
are a man' s. From that, I think we can
gather which of the sexes is more
intelligent.
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A woman' s best friend is a chunk of
super heated carbon. A man' s best
friend is a highly intelligent creature
capable of aiding with hunting, security,
transport and companionship. You' re
right, this does show who the more
intelligent sex is.
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#3 - toastwarriornog
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(03/20/2013) [-]
The woman is using objects to define gender intelligence. That alone should prove it.
#68 to #3 - zzonked
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(03/20/2013) [-]
A dog is not an object *****.
#240 to #68 - WolfPrince
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I agree with this guy, animals aren't object's.
Women are.
#108 to #68 - ironlion
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Guess we found the woman
Guess we found the woman
#147 to #108 - zzonked
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(03/20/2013) [-]
That doesn't even make sense. Why is gender relevant, I'm just saying a dog is an animal, not an object.

Basically what I'm saying is fight me in real life phaggot.
#274 to #147 - ironlion
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(03/20/2013) [-]
no   
you 2scary
no
you 2scary
#160 to #147 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I think the real question is; are you in fact a women?
#163 to #160 - zzonked
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there are no women on the internet.
#164 to #163 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(03/20/2013) [-]
The internet, where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents.
The internet, where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents.
#355 to #164 - Kanoah ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
That's like the best quote ever.
That's like the best quote ever.
#189 to #163 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I'm on the internet, and looking down I see my vagina.......what does this mean then?
#190 to #189 - zzonked
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You're mistaken sir, that's a penis.
#352 to #190 - SgtBaha
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(03/21/2013) [-]
#358 to #189 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
As i recall, you are a 19 year old in college talking about sex and jacking off. you sir are a liar.
#135 to #68 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
yes it is.
#8 to #3 - aldheim
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Dat profile pic....
#61 to #8 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I know that profile pics source.
#242 to #61 - zredshift
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Isn't that that hidden camera shapeshifter dickgirl from the /d/ webcomic?
#166 to #3 - localcatbarber
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You chose one woman to prove that all women are stupid, which prove you and all men are idiots.
#191 to #166 - expectation
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Found the woman.
#219 to #191 - localcatbarber
Reply +22
(03/20/2013) [-]
Oh, the rageface wasn't enough to make you realize I was sarcastic?
#330 to #219 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
women confirmed the smarter sex
#342 to #330 - largeheadphones
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(03/20/2013) [-]
On paper they might be smarter for certain subjects, but they don't retain alot of the knowledge, and most lack logical reasoning and motor function skills.
#354 to #166 - psykobear ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
I did have a comment pointing out your mistake.
I then realized that you were joking.
I then deleted said comment and made this one.
Goodbye.
#353 to #166 - psykobear
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#6 - Wazzy
Reply +81
(03/20/2013) [-]
But diamond is the hardest metal
#23 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Diamonds are not a metal, [mandatory fag or other swearword]
#32 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Diamond is a metal.

******* proud of your logic, son.
#46 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Bitch, please.

Nokia is the hardest metal.
#89 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Diamond is not metal.
#17 to #6 - Iloldmypants
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(03/20/2013) [-]
It's true, science said so.
#18 to #17 - thalfak
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(03/20/2013) [-]
#19 to #18 - Iloldmypants
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I dare not contemplate the consequences.
#20 to #18 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
hmmmmm...hardest metal....shaped like diamonds......
#66 to #17 - redeadhunter ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
"They crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour"
"They crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour"
#84 to #17 - iggyblanco
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(03/20/2013) [-]
#40 to #17 - oosulley
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides at that...
Oh god my sides at that...
#357 to #17 - Dap
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(03/21/2013) [-]
This has always been one of my favorite 4chan posts hahah.

"traveling at miles per iron"
#26 to #6 - eros **User deleted account**
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#35 to #26 - drulludanni
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(03/20/2013) [-]
not as hard as my dick HUEHUEHUEHUE
not as hard as my dick HUEHUEHUEHUE
#115 to #6 - browo
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(03/20/2013) [-]
'Metal'
#308 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
But diamonds aren't even metal... They are carbon which is pressurized under extreme conditions. AKA: Really warm and high pressure :)
#345 to #6 - teevee
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#356 to #6 - psykobear ONLINE
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(03/21/2013) [-]
"metal"
#30 to #6 - angelious
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(03/20/2013) [-]
to all those who dont understand this its an old 4chan post/copy pasta/thread/banana
#15 to #6 - funnyrage
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(03/20/2013) [-]
it may be the hardest metal but i got the hardest thing in the world
#169 to #6 - farblaze
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#9 to #6 - thisisspartah
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(03/20/2013) [-]
but can it woof?
#80 to #9 - thehardcorechimp
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(03/20/2013) [-]
you made me laugh. i like you
you made me laugh. i like you
#21 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
But diamond is the hardest metal..... hardest metal..... metal..... lost faith in humanity
#11 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
implying carbon is a metal
#155 to #11 - ICEDgrunge
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(03/20/2013) [-]
It's been proven over and over again. When they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, the results proved without a doubt that diamonds are the hardest metal of all time. Get with it man, this is easy science.
#272 to #155 - whitenerdy
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#128 to #11 - davidavidson
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(03/20/2013) [-]
******* This^
#149 to #11 - ICEDgrunge
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#235 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's true, but most women don't know that.
#283 to #6 - capslockrage
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(03/20/2013) [-]
but it's not a metal
#130 to #6 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
The second hardest at the moment.
I'm just waking up.
#24 to #6 - rototornjik
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#106 to #6 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Death metal is best metal
#7 to #6 - aldheim
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am hard.
#226 to #7 - blackholee
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am his penis
#346 to #226 - cubanwhiteman
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(03/21/2013) [-]
I can confirm this. I am the one who saw it.
#343 to #226 - Jesusnipples ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
The funny part about that is that your name is blackhole (give or take an e) and black holes are as concave as is gets
#14 - weenieandthebutt
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Also shows that conveys the greed and shallowness of a woman....
#39 - crazyolitis
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(03/20/2013) [-]
They're also gods if you cross them with lobsters. Just sayin'.
#93 to #39 - coliyo
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#216 to #39 - cnblade ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Never forget.
#85 to #39 - theonewhoderps
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(03/20/2013) [-]
AND i have a new background
#79 to #39 - jimmyrustlinhustla ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
this made me think of ************
#116 to #79 - crazyolitis
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(03/20/2013) [-]
#27 - ragingflamingos
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Uses for diamonds:

-Lasers
-Industrial drill bits
-Microelectronics
-Precision cutting
-Micro bearings
-Jewelry
-Freaking Lasers

This doesn't even cover all of their uses. So yes dogs are pretty awesome, but diamonds aren't just some shiny useless rock.
#34 to #27 - kkkminoritiesaway
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Well we just found ourselves a woman, guys...
#36 to #27 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Guys, was thumbing him down really necessary?
#42 to #36 - jibbablabba
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(03/20/2013) [-]
yep, cuz that's what he gets for being a faggot
#43 to #42 - superassassin
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(03/20/2013) [-]
He's being a faggot because he said diamonds can be used for more than one thing? You ******* kidding me?
#45 to #43 - jibbablabba
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Yep, cuz that's how the internet works.   
thank you come again.
Yep, cuz that's how the internet works.
thank you come again.
#51 to #45 - justtocomment
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(03/20/2013) [-]
He's not being thumbed down for being wrong, he's thumbed down for being irrelevant. "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" is a reference to jewelry. That woman doesn't want diamonds for its outstanding conductive properties, she wants it because it's shiny. She isn't interested in precision cutting edges, she's interested in shiny rocks. Just because diamonds are able to be used for other things, doesn't make them practical, or relevant.
#52 to #51 - jibbablabba
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(03/20/2013) [-]
irrelevancy is to faggotry
as
diamonds are to girls

i never said he was wrong, just that he was a faggot.
#54 to #52 - justtocomment
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You agreed with superassassin, who stated his confusion over the fact that flamingoes had simply listed other uses, yet was getting thumbed down. You're on the same page as him, or at least claimed to be.
#55 to #54 - jibbablabba
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#58 to #55 - justtocomment
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(03/20/2013) [-]
"Yep cuz that's how the internet works..."
Even if it's not your actual belief, you're playing advocate for it. And your sarcastic nature tells us that you don't agree with that fact. Put this all together, and you disagree with the red thumbs that flamingoes is getting.
#60 to #58 - jibbablabba
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(03/20/2013) [-]
put this all together and i just rustled them jimmies
#62 to #60 - justtocomment
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I've been replying in a collected manner, stating rational thoughts and only capitalizing when appropriate. At what point were jimmies rustled?
#65 to #62 - jibbablabba
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(03/20/2013) [-]
when you decided to try and prove me wrong.

key word: Try
#69 to #65 - justtocomment
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(03/20/2013) [-]
That doesn't explained "rustled jimmies".
#72 to #69 - jibbablabba
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#28 to #27 - yamiyo
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Jewelry really shouldn't be on that list. Jewelry is pointless in itself.

That being said... don't forget they're also used for telecommunications
#38 to #27 - hejlate ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Try using any of that while you're out in the wild with no civilization.
#29 to #27 - swifterly
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(03/20/2013) [-]
>Implying the average women buys a diamond necklace for her Industrial Drill Bits and Lasers
#76 - pharoahemonch
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(03/20/2013) [-]
my best friend is a person.
#59 - zorororonoa
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I guess that the chick didn't realize that the phrase "man's best friend" refers to mankind, not just males
#316 to #59 - exxo
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(03/20/2013) [-]
tbh, People were probably mostly refferring to men when they used the word "mankind" back in the days that the saying was created
#47 - slapchoppin
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(03/20/2013) [-]
to be fair diamonds do have some actual uses thanks to their indestructibility

now dogs made of diamonds

that **** would be wicked
#136 to #47 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#95 to #47 - sprok **User deleted account**
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Diamonds are actually brittle. Hit it with a hammer and it will shatter.
#50 to #47 - PhuckingPhreak
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(03/20/2013) [-]
BRUTALLLLL
#57 to #47 - zorororonoa
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(03/20/2013) [-]
or horses made from diamonds
#81 to #57 - rawpedobearraw
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#103 to #57 - marcrages
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Don't you mean **** for brains? ... getit?
#225 - oottovann
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(03/20/2013) [-]
YOU COULD SELL THE DIAMOND AND BUY A MLILLION DOGS.
#229 to #225 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
But she didn't state that.
#230 to #225 - Kodylol
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(03/20/2013) [-]
This guy has potential.
This guy has potential.
#221 - critique
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(03/20/2013) [-]
It's a sad day when humans would rather befriend animals and object's than each other...
#222 to #221 - bacabac
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Your face after you clicked Reply.
#223 to #222 - critique
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You're never truly alone on the internet, all you have to do is ask. Here, have a hug.
You're never truly alone on the internet, all you have to do is ask. Here, have a hug.