sex. . YOU WAKE UP AS THE SEX. WHAT' S THE FIRST THING VIII] Wwll Mill?. mfw i wake up wake up Opposite sex what do You first thing wat u
x
Click to expand

Comments(981):

sonicwind has disabled anonymous comments.
[ 981 comments ]
#364 - bottleofrum (03/20/2013) [-]
start my period
#385 to #364 - tehtrollface (03/20/2013) [-]
Here you go sir.
Here you go sir.
#358 - Lepain (03/20/2013) [-]
all comments say masturbate
you knew all the comments would say masturbate
there is no need to continue scrolling
#171 - nemothefin (03/20/2013) [-]
#102 - iviagicbanana (03/19/2013) [-]
Take nude pics so when I change back I can masturbate to myself.
User avatar #854 to #102 - patronmerksem (03/20/2013) [-]
But what if you would be ugly as f*ck?
User avatar #871 to #854 - rokkarokkaali (03/20/2013) [-]
If you wouldn't **** yourself if given the chance, you have to lower your standards a bit.
#981 to #871 - iviagicbanana (03/20/2013) [-]
Truer words have never been spoken. Reminds me of the ugly chicks in highschool. "Oh I only date hot guys" well bitch you better get some work done or lower your standards.
User avatar #67 - adoptedchicken (03/19/2013) [-]
Get thumbs on **** .
#14 - junkposts ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
mfw i wake up
mfw i wake up
User avatar #957 to #14 - crazypotato (03/20/2013) [-]
****** faggot
#976 to #957 - junkposts ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
sorry that you dont like my humor
#337 to #14 - breakfastlunch (03/20/2013) [-]
Actually, that's probably what I would do, too.
Actually, that's probably what I would do, too.
User avatar #5 - larsravn (03/19/2013) [-]
Boy to girl: Masturbate

Girl to boy: Masturbate
User avatar #11 to #5 - Firenter (03/19/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't?
#356 - nighthawxx (03/20/2013) [-]
>go to school    
>start to seduce my friend   
>make him get in deep relationship with me   
>start acting like I usually do   
>give hints to who I really am   
>friend's fw the truth comes out
>go to school
>start to seduce my friend
>make him get in deep relationship with me
>start acting like I usually do
>give hints to who I really am
>friend's fw the truth comes out
User avatar #823 to #356 - enorus (03/20/2013) [-]
das gay
+124
#311 - slimcswagga **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#271 - idividedbyzero (03/20/2013) [-]
I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public
I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public
#795 to #271 - butiloveu (03/20/2013) [-]
why don't try this as a male
User avatar #218 - awesomesaucy (03/20/2013) [-]
put my penis in something. maybe pudding.
User avatar #388 to #218 - RisenLichen (03/20/2013) [-]
oh yea it'll feel awesome in pudding
User avatar #992 to #218 - darthtiberius (03/20/2013) [-]
You've made me question why I've never tried that
#233 to #218 - quicksta (03/20/2013) [-]
You should try cherry pie, it's nice
User avatar #224 to #218 - prodigee (03/20/2013) [-]
thats the spirit
User avatar #43 - dragonfucker (03/19/2013) [-]
molest myself
#36 - saddlyamuggle (03/19/2013) [-]
Be thankful that I didn't have to spend all that money on the surgery! (MFW)
Be thankful that I didn't have to spend all that money on the surgery! (MFW)
User avatar #592 to #36 - harryboom (03/20/2013) [-]
but what if you went from a male trans to a female trans
#979 to #592 - saddlyamuggle (03/20/2013) [-]
Never really thought of it that way. I'd be in a pickle there...
Never really thought of it that way. I'd be in a pickle there...
#2 - ButtonFly (03/19/2013) [-]
I would wonder how it happened.
I would wonder how it happened.
#345 - toxickooties (03/20/2013) [-]
Admire morning would.
Jerk off
Admire penis
Go pee or at least try since new to penis
Shower/shave
Watch TV with hand in pants.
Play with balls...

Touch prostate..

Go out find a girl for a BJ and Sex.

Go to bed with new knowledge.
User avatar #878 to #345 - jetpistol (03/20/2013) [-]
Dont forget to get kicked in the nuts, so we can know which is the most painful between that and giving birth.
For science !
User avatar #374 to #345 - asschwitz (03/20/2013) [-]
You'd be able to find a girl easily.. You would know what they are looking for and match it .. **** I wish I could be a girl for a couple years so I could learn what they want in man, and adjust accordingly.
User avatar #611 to #374 - toxickooties (03/20/2013) [-]
I actually didn't think of that. But that is clever and makes so much sense.
User avatar #513 to #345 - Derpwalker (03/20/2013) [-]
*correction
>Wake up and admire morning wood
>Fight morning wood furiously as you try to piss a waterfall in and around the toilet
>Masturbate to get rid of it
>Feel disgusted about masturbating
>masturbate again
>Watch TV with hands in pants
>Get rejected by a girl
>Masturbate to that girl and go to bed

#372 to #345 - awestin (03/20/2013) [-]
You say touch prostate like that's part of our daily routine!!
You say touch prostate like that's part of our daily routine!!
User avatar #597 to #372 - toxickooties (03/20/2013) [-]
Hey man... male "G" spot, gotta check it out at least once.


User avatar #648 to #597 - melwach (03/20/2013) [-]
And finaly we could answer the moving question if recieving anal sex is more pleasurable for men or women.
#195 - angusmansg ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
#1022 to #195 - angusmansg ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
why is this so popular? I keep getting notification
+1
#226 to #195 - misterfox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#161 - germankillzone (03/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #266 to #161 - pineapplepipe (03/20/2013) [-]
Mother of god. This. **** . OH GOD.
**** myself laughing.
User avatar #172 to #161 - patchesdacrazy (03/20/2013) [-]
lost my ******* **** at this. I have to stalk your profile and give you additional thumbs.
#170 - bobvonbobby (03/20/2013) [-]
Assume my role.
+1
#980 to #170 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment [-]
#263 to #170 - camcrunk (03/20/2013) [-]
You would make a wonderful Wife.
#312 - ilovemyname (03/20/2013) [-]
Find some guy   
have Sex   
When I wake I will be a man again   
watch and laugh while he questions his sexuality
Find some guy
have Sex
When I wake I will be a man again
watch and laugh while he questions his sexuality
#350 to #312 - mrsodasexy ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
if you wake up as a girl, but with your mentality as a guy, and you just had sex with some guy, shouldn't you also question your sexuality?
#423 - ultimaterides (03/20/2013) [-]
Im gunna look at myself naked ;)
[ 981 comments ]
 Friends (0)