Songs.... I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody me dethklok
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I ejaculate fire!
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my deth seed
CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate
A bloody mess, bubbles´╗┐ with heat
Fear the splattering acidic de-mattering
IT BURNS! I'm fried to my loins.
Testicular propane, TANKS EXPLODIIIIIIING!

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Submitted: 03/19/2013
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#26 - iamcraig (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Did someone say Dethklok?
Did someone say Dethklok?
#42 - habanaro (03/20/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Dethklok thread?
Dethklok thread?
#24 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
#23 - Rockaman (03/19/2013) [-]
MFW
#12 - thunderpony (03/19/2013) [-]
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#22 - mtndewisgreat (03/19/2013) [-]
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#53 - zoidz ONLINE (03/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! 						****					 was crazy on that season finale!
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! **** was crazy on that season finale!
User avatar #8 - SognaVetr ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Cannibal Corpse: "I Cum Blood"
User avatar #21 - kunir (03/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I got ****** with a knife and I cum blood
#70 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/20/2013) [-]
Explooooddde!!!!
#38 - thenewnuggubler (03/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - darxus (03/20/2013) [-]
I had to stop drinking caffeinated soda because it makes my semen caustic. I'm not the only one. Mountain Dew was one of the worst.
User avatar #19 - mrgoodlove (03/19/2013) [-]
There's actually a movie called Taxidermia where a guy has fire come out of his dick
#73 - batcatman **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The dethalbum III was deffinently my favorite one yet
User avatar #68 - slatersniper (03/20/2013) [-]
Is this what happens when you **** a Mexican chick?
#18 - silverhellion (03/19/2013) [-]
i have yet to see this series. i'm looking forward to it.
i have yet to see this series. i'm looking forward to it.
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