James, you dirty bastard!. This totally isn't from tumblr.. idyt: ta For the hat time. he not ammo: mm roman. lint The naming my child ‘Actual ppoop Ismail call actual Proof I had sex with lily evans
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James, you dirty bastard!

 
James, you dirty bastard!. This totally isn't from tumblr.. idyt: ta For the hat time. he not ammo: mm roman. lint The naming my child ‘Actual ppoop Ismail call

This totally isn't from tumblr.

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For the hat time. he not ammo: mm roman. lint The
naming my child ‘Actual ppoop Ismail call We Harry,
I had an mirth Lily Evans’.
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dealt but can you imagine:
Actual Prowl had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer' s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of
Secrets
Actual Prowl had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of
Azkaban
Actual Proofs had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Prowl had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the
Pheonix
Actual Proofs had sex with Lily Evans and The Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to t
ACTUAL FR DDF I HAD SEX ‘WITH LILY EVANS AND THE
FRIED NER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH
Y PROOF I HAD SEX ‘WITH LILY EVANS AND THE MAI, F-
BLOOD PRIN CE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE AL so GOT FREAKY BMTH SHAPE.
ACTUAL F-' RDUF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE DH DER OF
THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE OR DER OF THE PHD
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#3 - heafi
Reply +230
(03/19/2013) [-]
At least Snape didn't die a virgin.
#35 to #3 - unbelievable
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(03/19/2013) [-]
What's wrong with dying a virgin?
#14 to #3 - anonymoose
Reply +20
(03/19/2013) [-]
Petyr from Game of Thrones also got friendzones hard.
#30 - areuserious
Reply +116
(03/19/2013) [-]
Props to James for Boning the ENTIRE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. ****. The Basilisk came out like "whattup ***** imma petrify yo ass" and James just replied with "Well Im already rock hard, so get ready.... cus its gonna get real weird real fast"
>Basilisks face when
#53 to #30 - wetnoodle
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(03/19/2013) [-]
i have no clue what you're talking about. but i read basilisk and i ******* LOVE BASILISKS so here's a basilisk.
#55 to #53 - bobbybeats
Reply +1
(03/19/2013) [-]
Are they those lizards that can walk on water?
#56 to #55 - wetnoodle
Reply +4
(03/19/2013) [-]
**** yea
#80 to #30 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account**
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#64 to #30 - akkere
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I would've figured Tom Riddle would've been all up in his **** and being all like "yo ***** you aint ****"
And then James just whips out his dick and goes "oh yeah? well here's my BASILISK"
#74 to #30 - vaginismus
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(03/19/2013) [-]
#31 to #30 - lolfire
Reply +8
(03/19/2013) [-]
Hey who says that the basilisk isn't his wang ?
#1 - pocketomonsta
Reply +67
(03/19/2013) [-]
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
#48 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU SHOULD STEER
#81 to #1 - pigbuttfoot
Reply +1
(03/20/2013) [-]
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, ****** ****** ******

I'm so done
#131 to #1 - boredomavenger
Reply +1
(03/20/2013) [-]
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL NEED A STEER
#25 to #1 - corkscrew
Reply +5
(03/19/2013) [-]
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER
#24 to #1 - BlakHoleSun ONLINE
Reply +7
(03/19/2013) [-]
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
#27 - MrLake
Reply +28
(03/19/2013) [-]
Actual proof that I had sex with Lily Evans and the Goblet of Fire?

Jeeezus, James, inanimate objects too?
#28 to #27 - vatra
Reply +52
(03/19/2013) [-]
To me that sounds like a metaphor for an std.
#66 to #28 - zeustesticle
Reply +2
(03/19/2013) [-]
Nah it just means a really hot red head.
#32 to #28 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
You guys see Lily's hair right? This just means he's put his dick in TWO goblets of fire
#44 - jtdoggs **User deleted account**
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#54 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans AND The Sorcerer's Stone(s)


Groovy.
#67 to #44 - rockmanneos
Reply +4
(03/19/2013) [-]
Requesting r34 of the Goblet of Fire
#29 - darlingdo
Reply +33
(03/19/2013) [-]
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And then you'd get the fanfiction.
#49 - Eventually
Reply +32
(03/19/2013) [-]
Actual Proof I had sex with Lilly Evans Potter*

Because the books aren't just called 'Harry and the Chamber of Secrets'
#62 to #49 - anon
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
lol, that would be funny cause her current name would be Lily Evans Potter
#45 - tomegg
Reply +22
(03/19/2013) [-]
'goblet of fire' trying so hard not to think about what that could mean
'goblet of fire' trying so hard not to think about what that could mean
#60 to #45 - lolfire
Reply +5
(03/19/2013) [-]
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOAOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

MY SEX IS ON FIREEEEEEE
#65 - doctorpibber
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(03/19/2013) [-]
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#51 - Loppytaffy
Reply +20
(03/19/2013) [-]
People calling it the Sorcerer's Stone are just making it harder for the Elrics.