A True Friend. . Haw Dunn. My Girlfriend just left me a week before my birthday nobody did that to me
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Submitted: 03/19/2013
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#142 - combatfrogs (03/20/2013) [-]
>have first gf for a month
>break up over some girl commenting on my wall saying that I am cute
>apparently this means I am cheating so take notes, fellas
>not even an hour after the break up she calls me, in tears, saying she loves me and wants to be with me again
>nope.jpg




and now you know why I am homeschooled and never going to go that ******** school again.


plus all the teachers never taught jack **** so my mom got fed up with that and took me out (she knows because she sat in on all of my classes (no student knew it was my mom))
#139 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
Don't want to sound like a dick but there is also a possibility that the guy moving his girlfriend out really was the dbag in the relationship. The nice guy giving him 50 bucks to go to a strip club could be potentially feeding his doucheyness
#136 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
#125 - tylerxchoice (03/20/2013) [-]
Story time bitches.
Dating this girl for close to a year.
I decide that since she's a zelda fan i'd buy her a Hylian Shield.
Save up money, blah blah blah. Buy it and it came in.
I wake up early to take it to her, 9 AM ish.
I show up at her house and hug her and tell her to hold on a minute.
I run outside get the shield and when I come back she's standing there with her "new boyfriend."
Tells me she's found someone else and were over.
She then has the nerve to want to try and keep the shield, I tell her 50 rupee's and a new heart container and she can have it.
I walk out and go home and lay in bed.
Skip ahead about 3 weeks and I get a text from her.
She says she misses me, I'm ******* ecstatic.
I ask her if she's considering getting back with me and she says "No, just miss ya."
And here I am. The end.
#120 - aguta (03/20/2013) [-]
Because in the strip club you'll find decent girls that won't dump you
Because in the strip club you'll find decent girls that won't dump you
User avatar #138 to #120 - catdogdora (03/20/2013) [-]
He wasn't telling him to go to the strip club to find a new girlfriend smart one.
#83 - arigsxc (03/20/2013) [-]
So did you go back over and have sex with the guy like he wanted you to or no?
User avatar #81 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
i wish someone would have been that nice to me after my girlfriend left me on the day of valentines day right when i gave her a gift.
User avatar #140 to #81 - catdogdora (03/20/2013) [-]
My brother got dumped on his birthday via email, and in the email it also stated that shes taking his dog
#134 to #81 - rotinaj (03/20/2013) [-]
What was the gift? I would have been like "... Give it back, slut".
#119 to #81 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
yea, she should just be guilted into staying with you. That's much more fair.
User avatar #132 to #119 - chezburgadominator (03/20/2013) [-]
She didn't have to wait until he gave the gift, or keep it either in the first place.
#112 to #81 - taintedangel (03/20/2013) [-]
The **** ? Dude, Jesus. :/
#114 to #112 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
pretty much what i said lol
#118 to #114 - taintedangel (03/20/2013) [-]
Eh, well, 						****					 her man.  She didn't deserve you.
Eh, well, **** her man. She didn't deserve you.
#90 to #81 - inomonym (03/20/2013) [-]
It's okay, we still love you here.  ♥
It's okay, we still love you here. ♥
#91 to #90 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
*sniff* thank you
#94 to #91 - inomonym (03/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82 to #81 - Snothead (03/20/2013) [-]
She what?!
#84 to #82 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
yeah i bought her this big framed poster of Japanese characters saying "i love you my sweet valentine" and she broke up with me the moment i gave it to her.
yeah i bought her this big framed poster of Japanese characters saying "i love you my sweet valentine" and she broke up with me the moment i gave it to her.
User avatar #144 to #84 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
vocaloids,since she loves them
User avatar #141 to #84 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
which character?
User avatar #86 to #84 - Snothead (03/20/2013) [-]
Guess she didn't like the character? :[

Anyway, sorry to hear it. I hope you won't stumble upon such a ****** girl next time. Have my Internet hug!
#121 to #86 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
maybe she didn't like him?
#88 to #86 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
heh, it's alright after awhile and to this current time i have found myself a really amazing girl,but i do welcome internet hugs ^_^
#99 to #97 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
awww~
awww~
#117 to #111 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
*attempts to out kawaii you*
User avatar #93 to #88 - Snothead (03/20/2013) [-]
Hope all goes fabulously! :)
#98 to #93 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
thank you :D
thank you :D
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#73 - slashendrix (03/20/2013) [-]
"Dude, I bet if I write this note saying that I broke up with my girlfriend, I will get thumbs."
"But bro, to make it legit, you will need this $50 bill, that way they cant deny that its legit."
"Good idea. Popularity, here I come."
#68 - classybro (03/20/2013) [-]
Probably the best PR stunt ever... here's the carpet to prove it...
User avatar #71 to #68 - classybro (03/20/2013) [-]
Just in case there's more doubt... facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=524843044206380&set=pb.496405873716764.-2207520000.1 363740483&type=3&theater
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#58 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
A true, true friend helps a friend in need to see the light...

of the local strip club.
#108 to #58 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
I hue'd
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#41 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#113 to #41 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
I found the Christian
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#116 to #113 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#87 to #41 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
>says that men are losers for going to strip clubs
>frequents a site that routinely puts down women for feminist beliefs
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#115 to #87 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#145 to #115 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
If you think that something that most men generally enjoy is detestable then you should probably either skip or head over to tumblr.   
   
yfw strip club
If you think that something that most men generally enjoy is detestable then you should probably either skip or head over to tumblr.

yfw strip club
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User avatar #59 to #41 - godofthunder (03/20/2013) [-]
keggut the ****** nice name
#57 to #41 - subterfuge (03/20/2013) [-]
found the feminist
#124 to #57 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
This is the dumbest ******* thing you people say.


Seriously. It's just stupid people calling someone with a different opinion something that FJ hates (usually for ridiculously stupid reasons) just to get agreement from a bunch of ******* idiots instead of actually coming up with something intelligent to say.
User avatar #55 to #41 - avatarsarefornoobs (03/19/2013) [-]
yeah. certainly wont fix the problem. i can think of a lot better things to do with 50 bucks
User avatar #45 to #41 - kyrozor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
You won't be saying that after you've been to a strip club.
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#47 to #45 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63 to #47 - zzonked (03/20/2013) [-]
I don't think it's morally wrong, but I went to a strip club and it sucked. I'm with you there.

You just get a woman grinding on you for 5 minutes and then she ***** off, you're left with an awkward boner, no satisfying ****** and you're £20 worse off.

I was blind drink when I went too and poked a stripper in the ****** . She wasn't best pleased.
#51 to #47 - JHDog ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
well, we all can't be saints.
User avatar #54 to #51 - avatarsarefornoobs (03/19/2013) [-]
perhaps, but it wouldnt hurt if people just used their ******* heads every once in awhile
#56 to #54 - JHDog ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
it's just giving money to strippers, what's so stupid about it?
#126 to #56 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [-]
it's giving your money...
to a stripper

when you could be giving the same amount to a ****** and actually get something out of it.
#128 to #126 - JHDog ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
that's not the point he's trying to make. He saying it's stupid to give money to a stripper because it's disrespectful, but my argument is that since it's there job to receive money and provide "entertainment" then there shouldn't be a problem.
#129 to #128 - JHDog ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
their*
#42 to #41 - drewbridge (03/19/2013) [-]
When life hands you a 50 and tells you to go to a strip club.......   
   
   
.......there is no alternative answer. Do it.
When life hands you a 50 and tells you to go to a strip club.......


.......there is no alternative answer. Do it.
#89 to #42 - peanutbraddle (03/20/2013) [-]
Never miss an opportunity.
Never miss an opportunity.
User avatar #52 to #42 - ilcecchino (03/19/2013) [-]
i'd rather not go to a strip club. walking around with a boner would be awkward for me.


i am forever alone. yes i would get a boner

Then everyone would see how small it is
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#44 to #42 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #48 to #44 - zombielovez (03/19/2013) [-]
because all packs of bacon cost exactly 1 dollar
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#49 to #48 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#50 to #49 - zombielovez (03/19/2013) [-]
50 pounds of bacon would be more than 50$, and if you were talking about pounds as in currency it still wouldn't buy 50 packs of bacon. tell me all about your reasoning i bet everyone is dying to hear it.
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#110 to #50 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 to #50 - Faz (03/20/2013) [-]
You can get packs of bacon for 1 pound, i don't understand why people decide to say something they obviously don't know the correct answer to.
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#37 - taye ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
#76 to #37 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/20/2013) [-]
I hey i know "That Feel"!
I hey i know "That Feel"!
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#33 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
True heroes...they step forwards when you need them...with ******* and beer.
User avatar #32 - ashee (03/19/2013) [-]
So.. epic :D
User avatar #28 - chaossniper ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
i hate all those heroic actions and faith in humanity posts, because most of them are like under the influance of adrenaline or they have nothing to lose.
now this is what restores my faith in humanity, simple good deeds. neighbor i salute you.
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#19 - MissAlexisCrysten has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #29 to #19 - squeemonster (03/19/2013) [-]
Com'on girl, lets go hit the town!
#27 to #19 - Spikeydeath (03/19/2013) [-]
BANG
duckface

Sorry Instinct
#26 to #19 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
That depends do you just wanna go or do you work there?
User avatar #25 to #19 - yentabear (03/19/2013) [-]
Probably if I knew you then sure. Since I don't, unfortunately I can't.
#24 to #19 - csmithyo (03/19/2013) [-]
does... does this make you feel better?   
   
-p.s. im not gay,  just love love
does... does this make you feel better?

-p.s. im not gay, just love love
#23 to #19 - mortuary (03/19/2013) [-]
I would expect that they want -you- to strip for them.
#21 to #19 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
User avatar #22 to #21 - MissAlexisCrysten (03/19/2013) [-]
I expected that.
#30 to #22 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
> username implies the lack of Y
> account information: female
> comment deleted

Why am I so sure you were attention whoring?
User avatar #31 to #30 - MissAlexisCrysten (03/19/2013) [-]
I really wasn't but when I realized how badly it sounded like I was, I decided to delete it, I'm sorry!
#8 - embling (03/19/2013) [-]
lol never had a gf
User avatar #127 to #8 - RisenLichen ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
That feel

I know it
#107 to #8 - bateking ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bro/sis
User avatar #60 to #8 - misticalz ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
No McDonalds for you.
#40 to #8 - nejcf (03/19/2013) [-]
no money for you then!
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