A True Friend. . Haw Dunn. My Girlfriend just left me a week before my birthday nobody did that to me
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#8 - embling (03/19/2013) [-]
lol never had a gf
#107 to #8 - bateking ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bro/sis
User avatar #127 to #8 - RisenLichen (03/20/2013) [-]
That feel

I know it
User avatar #60 to #8 - misticalz ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
No McDonalds for you.
#40 to #8 - nejcf (03/19/2013) [-]
no money for you then!
#1 - markentus (03/19/2013) [-]
My Girlfriend just left me a week before my birthday nobody did that to me
User avatar #4 to #1 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/19/2013) [-]
It doesn't happen for most people. Sorry to hear about your girlfriend. I know how much that hurts.
#6 to #1 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
i apologize sir, but this man is a friend to humanity, he's like the mother Teresa of strip club money.
#43 to #6 - markentus (03/19/2013) [-]
I know wish my neighbours were like him :(
User avatar #53 to #1 - THISISNOTFUNNY (03/19/2013) [-]
My ex broke up with her boyfriend at the time on his birthday.
#62 to #1 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Not trying to one up anyone, just wanted to say the shenigans that happened to me... I had a gf who baked me a Black Forest cake for my birthday then dumped me 4 days later....
#69 to #62 - markentus (03/20/2013) [-]
and then they say men are evil
User avatar #78 to #1 - fredthemilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I had a pet rabbit that died on my 8th birthday. I remember it because when we were playing capture the flag I found it in a shoebox behind the garage.



the flag couldn't fit in with it
User avatar #130 to #1 - Blarge **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
atleast your girlfriend didnt come out of the closet at your senior prom
User avatar #143 to #1 - dantethebrony (03/20/2013) [-]
Don't too bad man. I have a curse, every Valentines day or the following week my current partner will break up with me. It has happened for 4 years running now.
User avatar #38 to #1 - jinjo (03/19/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #12 to #1 - semicontra (03/19/2013) [-]
i had a boyfriend who dumped me on my birthday...
#13 to #12 - leotjynx (03/19/2013) [-]
You think that's bad? My sister found out her boyfriend was gay at her 18th birthday party, along with about 70 other people.

How did she find out you ask? He was making out with another dude.
User avatar #15 to #13 - myrtille ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I hate people who oneup other people.
#17 to #15 - ihavecontentthumbs (03/19/2013) [-]
yeah? well i hate them even more
User avatar #18 to #17 - myrtille ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
you think you hate them?
i rape, kill, and then chop up their corpses and eat it as stew
hardcore
User avatar #36 to #18 - rhiaanor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Okay well, im gonna have to notify the police or something,(if they havent got you already)
User avatar #109 to #36 - myrtille ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
I am typing this from prison as we speak
#20 to #18 - ihavecontentthumbs (03/19/2013) [-]
you just oneuped me time to rape and kill yourself then chop up ur own dead body and it in a stew
User avatar #16 to #15 - leotjynx (03/19/2013) [-]
K.
#46 to #13 - kyrozor (03/19/2013) [-]
I felt pity on her only up until I read this.
I felt pity on her only up until I read this.
#2 to #1 - scrax (03/19/2013) [-]
How utterly demolishing. I'm sorry to hear that.
How utterly demolishing. I'm sorry to hear that.
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#10 to #1 - lilcal **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#77 to #10 - markentus (03/20/2013) [-]
All it takes is one girl to **** us over for us to never want to trust girls again
#11 to #1 - solrosen (03/19/2013) [-]
Don't you worry man, you'll find someone again.
#3 to #1 - razerdude (03/19/2013) [-]
dude now you'r making me sad too
dude now you'r making me sad too
#5 to #3 - gunguru (03/19/2013) [-]
you had to use this .gif.....this 			*******		 gif makes me feel more than any content
you had to use this .gif.....this ******* gif makes me feel more than any content
User avatar #80 to #5 - spyrothehedgehog (03/20/2013) [-]
don't worry dude, just imagine that, at the beginning of the gif, he's chewing on some bacon
User avatar #28 - chaossniper (03/19/2013) [-]
i hate all those heroic actions and faith in humanity posts, because most of them are like under the influance of adrenaline or they have nothing to lose.
now this is what restores my faith in humanity, simple good deeds. neighbor i salute you.
#58 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
A true, true friend helps a friend in need to see the light...

of the local strip club.
#108 to #58 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
I hue'd
#37 - taye (03/19/2013) [-]
#76 to #37 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/20/2013) [-]
I hey i know "That Feel"!
I hey i know "That Feel"!
#83 - arigsxc (03/20/2013) [-]
So did you go back over and have sex with the guy like he wanted you to or no?
User avatar #81 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
i wish someone would have been that nice to me after my girlfriend left me on the day of valentines day right when i gave her a gift.
#134 to #81 - rotinaj (03/20/2013) [-]
What was the gift? I would have been like "... Give it back, slut".
User avatar #140 to #81 - catdogdora (03/20/2013) [-]
My brother got dumped on his birthday via email, and in the email it also stated that shes taking his dog
#112 to #81 - taintedangel (03/20/2013) [-]
The **** ? Dude, Jesus. :/
#114 to #112 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
pretty much what i said lol
#118 to #114 - taintedangel (03/20/2013) [-]
Eh, well, 			****		 her man.  She didn't deserve you.
Eh, well, **** her man. She didn't deserve you.
#119 to #81 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
yea, she should just be guilted into staying with you. That's much more fair.
User avatar #132 to #119 - chezburgadominator (03/20/2013) [-]
She didn't have to wait until he gave the gift, or keep it either in the first place.
User avatar #82 to #81 - Snothead (03/20/2013) [-]
She what?!
#84 to #82 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
yeah i bought her this big framed poster of Japanese characters saying "i love you my sweet valentine" and she broke up with me the moment i gave it to her.
yeah i bought her this big framed poster of Japanese characters saying "i love you my sweet valentine" and she broke up with me the moment i gave it to her.
User avatar #86 to #84 - Snothead (03/20/2013) [-]
Guess she didn't like the character? :[

Anyway, sorry to hear it. I hope you won't stumble upon such a ****** girl next time. Have my Internet hug!
#88 to #86 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
heh, it's alright after awhile and to this current time i have found myself a really amazing girl,but i do welcome internet hugs ^_^
#99 to #97 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
awww~
awww~
#117 to #111 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
*attempts to out kawaii you*
User avatar #93 to #88 - Snothead (03/20/2013) [-]
Hope all goes fabulously! :)
#98 to #93 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
thank you :D
thank you :D
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#121 to #86 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
maybe she didn't like him?
User avatar #144 to #84 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
vocaloids,since she loves them
User avatar #141 to #84 - falloutfanatic (03/20/2013) [-]
which character?
#90 to #81 - inomonym (03/20/2013) [-]
It's okay, we still love you here.  ♥
It's okay, we still love you here. ♥
#91 to #90 - yurilowenthalll (03/20/2013) [-]
*sniff* thank you
#94 to #91 - inomonym (03/20/2013) [-]
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#33 - neoexdeath (03/19/2013) [-]
True heroes...they step forwards when you need them...with titties and beer.
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#41 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#75 to #41 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/20/2013) [-]
And some men are 			*******		 faggot's
And some men are ******* faggot's
#87 to #41 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
>says that men are losers for going to strip clubs
>frequents a site that routinely puts down women for feminist beliefs
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#145 to #115 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
If you think that something that most men generally enjoy is detestable then you should probably either skip or head over to tumblr.   
   
yfw strip club
If you think that something that most men generally enjoy is detestable then you should probably either skip or head over to tumblr.

yfw strip club
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#113 to #41 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
I found the Christian
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User avatar #59 to #41 - godofthunder (03/20/2013) [-]
keggut the faggot nice name
User avatar #55 to #41 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
yeah. certainly wont fix the problem. i can think of a lot better things to do with 50 bucks
#57 to #41 - subterfuge (03/20/2013) [-]
found the feminist
#124 to #57 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
This is the dumbest ******* thing you people say.


Seriously. It's just stupid people calling someone with a different opinion something that FJ hates (usually for ridiculously stupid reasons) just to get agreement from a bunch of ******* idiots instead of actually coming up with something intelligent to say.
User avatar #45 to #41 - kyrozor (03/19/2013) [-]
You won't be saying that after you've been to a strip club.
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User avatar #63 to #47 - zzonked (03/20/2013) [-]
I don't think it's morally wrong, but I went to a strip club and it sucked. I'm with you there.

You just get a woman grinding on you for 5 minutes and then she ***** off, you're left with an awkward boner, no satisfying orgasm and you're £20 worse off.

I was blind drink when I went too and poked a stripper in the vagina. She wasn't best pleased.
#51 to #47 - JHDog (03/19/2013) [-]
well, we all can't be saints.
User avatar #54 to #51 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
perhaps, but it wouldnt hurt if people just used their ******* heads every once in awhile
#56 to #54 - JHDog (03/19/2013) [-]
it's just giving money to strippers, what's so stupid about it?
#126 to #56 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
it's giving your money...
to a stripper

when you could be giving the same amount to a hooker and actually get something out of it.
#128 to #126 - JHDog (03/20/2013) [-]
that's not the point he's trying to make. He saying it's stupid to give money to a stripper because it's disrespectful, but my argument is that since it's there job to receive money and provide "entertainment" then there shouldn't be a problem.
#129 to #128 - JHDog (03/20/2013) [-]
their*
#42 to #41 - drewbridge (03/19/2013) [-]
When life hands you a 50 and tells you to go to a strip club.......   
   
   
.......there is no alternative answer. Do it.
When life hands you a 50 and tells you to go to a strip club.......


.......there is no alternative answer. Do it.
User avatar #52 to #42 - ilcecchino (03/19/2013) [-]
i'd rather not go to a strip club. walking around with a boner would be awkward for me.


i am forever alone. yes i would get a boner

Then everyone would see how small it is
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User avatar #48 to #44 - zombielovez (03/19/2013) [-]
because all packs of bacon cost exactly 1 dollar
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#50 to #49 - zombielovez (03/19/2013) [-]
50 pounds of bacon would be more than 50$, and if you were talking about pounds as in currency it still wouldn't buy 50 packs of bacon. tell me all about your reasoning i bet everyone is dying to hear it.
User avatar #61 to #50 - Faz (03/20/2013) [-]
You can get packs of bacon for 1 pound, i don't understand why people decide to say something they obviously don't know the correct answer to.
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#89 to #42 - peanutbraddle (03/20/2013) [-]
Never miss an opportunity.
Never miss an opportunity.
#120 - aguta (03/20/2013) [-]
Because in the strip club you'll find decent girls that won't dump you
Because in the strip club you'll find decent girls that won't dump you
User avatar #138 to #120 - catdogdora (03/20/2013) [-]
He wasn't telling him to go to the strip club to find a new girlfriend smart one.
#68 - classybro (03/20/2013) [-]
Probably the best PR stunt ever... here's the carpet to prove it...
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User avatar #71 to #68 - classybro (03/20/2013) [-]
Just in case there's more doubt... facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=524843044206380&set=pb.496405873716764.-2207520000.1 363740483&type=3&theater
#125 - tylerxchoice (03/20/2013) [-]
Story time bitches.
Dating this girl for close to a year.
I decide that since she's a zelda fan i'd buy her a Hylian Shield.
Save up money, blah blah blah. Buy it and it came in.
I wake up early to take it to her, 9 AM ish.
I show up at her house and hug her and tell her to hold on a minute.
I run outside get the shield and when I come back she's standing there with her "new boyfriend."
Tells me she's found someone else and were over.
She then has the nerve to want to try and keep the shield, I tell her 50 rupee's and a new heart container and she can have it.
I walk out and go home and lay in bed.
Skip ahead about 3 weeks and I get a text from her.
She says she misses me, I'm ******* ecstatic.
I ask her if she's considering getting back with me and she says "No, just miss ya."
And here I am. The end.
#73 - slashendrix (03/20/2013) [-]
"Dude, I bet if I write this note saying that I broke up with my girlfriend, I will get thumbs."
"But bro, to make it legit, you will need this $50 bill, that way they cant deny that its legit."
"Good idea. Popularity, here I come."
#142 - combatfrogs (03/20/2013) [-]
>have first gf for a month
>break up over some girl commenting on my wall saying that I am cute
>apparently this means I am cheating so take notes, fellas
>not even an hour after the break up she calls me, in tears, saying she loves me and wants to be with me again
>nope.jpg




and now you know why I am homeschooled and never going to go that ******** school again.


plus all the teachers never taught jack **** so my mom got fed up with that and took me out (she knows because she sat in on all of my classes (no student knew it was my mom))
#139 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Don't want to sound like a dick but there is also a possibility that the guy moving his girlfriend out really was the dbag in the relationship. The nice guy giving him 50 bucks to go to a strip club could be potentially feeding his doucheyness
#136 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 - ashee (03/19/2013) [-]
So.. epic :D
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