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#4 - houseofbrick
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(03/19/2013) [-]
are there any positives to living in Australia other than saying that you have survived Australia?
are there any positives to living in Australia other than saying that you have survived Australia?
#634 to #4 - coolioplasm
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(03/20/2013) [-]
The people are nicer.
#616 to #4 - frenchgenocide
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(03/20/2013) [-]
le XDDD
#655 to #616 - houseofbrick
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Would your name be referring to genocide perpetrated BY the French or perpetrated ON the French?
#610 to #4 - woofman ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You can say your in the same country as Yattze
#598 to #4 - DiAnonLord
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(03/20/2013) [-]
work for 3 months, travel for the next year around the world with the money you made

i'm tour guide in argentina and there's a **** ton of aussies traveling through the world

they have a program that for 6000 australian dolars they can travel two 40 different places in the world
#592 to #4 - ryuryu
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You can say you just had a Golden gaytime, and no one would ask "Wait, what the **** did you just say?"
#626 to #592 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
How ******* original of you

comment #492
#565 to #4 - superclamsquared
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You get to have democracy... but if you dont like it you go to jail.
#553 to #4 - dtanobo
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(03/20/2013) [-]
It's okay here I guess. Everything is so expensive but the usual payrate for a job at the age of 18 is like $17- $22 which helps but there are barely any fun things to do in Sydney. **** get's boring if you don't travel
#628 to #553 - HeartOfTheDL
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Well if you think theres nothing to do in Sydney melbourne there is almost nothing. If you are a foodie you'll love it but any other activities meh. Plus I'm sure there are some really awesome jumps for parkour in Sydney.
#519 to #4 - mirmulnir
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Dingos eat your babies.
#506 to #4 - maxpanda
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(03/20/2013) [-]
you don't say Crab-man...
#497 to #4 - spirits ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You live in the same country as Yahtzee Croshaw.
#492 to #4 - ehzio ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You get one hell of a gay time
#588 to #492 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Don't diss the gaytimes bro, they're so ******* delicous.
You aren't really aussie until you have a gay time.
#358 to #4 - wolfmango
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(03/19/2013) [-]
koalas
#522 to #358 - aussiepridevil
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(03/20/2013) [-]
NOPE

koalas smell like **** and just sleep all day and look disgusting, the ones you see at the zoo are kept clean but in the wild they have mucus all over themselves and their **** sticks to their fur and they just dont care, sittin around eatin leaves and sleeping
#328 to #4 - chickenfarting
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(03/19/2013) [-]
It's like Canada except the weather is nice.
#331 to #328 - chickenfarting
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I just realised the context I put that comment in. The weather is nice most of the time. Coming from an Australian
#538 to #331 - roflstorm
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(03/20/2013) [-]
when it isnt nice, everything is either underwater or on fire
#327 to #4 - zuflux
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I'm going there next year! Wish me good luck!
#627 to #327 - megalaragaruda
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Is your will prepared?
#256 to #4 - ephyra
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Australia has some beautiful wildlife and scenery. It's not all dirt and dust. I admit, the weather does get annoying here though.
#476 to #256 - darthblam
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(03/19/2013) [-]
"Beautiful wildlife"

Isn't almost EVERY living animal capable of killing a grown man?
#238 to #4 - oodlesandoodles
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(03/19/2013) [-]
What if Australia is the greatest place to live on the planet,

And the dangerous animals, terrible weather, and mean people are all just a ploy to keep us out
#152 to #4 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Now that you mention it, I can't think of any.

Video games are pricier than average here, our government does nothing, I don't know about everywhere but I've lived in 2 houses that need rent, both not that great houses and both demanded over 380 bucks a WEEK in rent. A lot of people are cunts, the ******* animals, scorching heat in the summer, bush fires, floods, hurricanes...

It's kind of a **** hole.
#552 to #152 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
ohh yeah... dont forget the drop bears!
#536 to #152 - fredthemilkman
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(03/20/2013) [-]
and nogunz
#281 to #152 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
yo **** you man, i love Australia!
#127 to #4 - theableacher ONLINE
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(03/19/2013) [-]
There are secret agents ******* everywhere!
#35 to #4 - optimistchime
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(03/19/2013) [-]
The Army pays for boob jobs
#445 to #35 - fantomen
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(03/19/2013) [-]
The Swedish army does that too.
Supposedly it's to make female soldiers feel "larger and more intimidating".
But we all know it's so that the NCO can ogle some big ole tits.
#33 to #4 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Australia used to be the best country in the world, the people made it fantastic. Sure the place is a death hole, but it's the people that cheer you up. Plus a lot of it is majestically barren or bushland, great if you are into deserts and nature. However, now it's becoming overcrowded and hateful ever since they introduced massive multiculturalism and overpopulation through mass migration. The cities are ****, no one can afford anything anymore, and everyone who isn't 'white' or hasn't lived here for ages yells 'racist' at the drop of a hat.

So Australia has become **** over the last 15 years.
#562 to #33 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Back to the White Australia Policy then?
#32 to #4 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(03/19/2013) [-]
only positive i see is i can say mate to anyone, mate
#30 to #4 - defensive
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(03/19/2013) [-]
You get a quick death from the animals, Oh wait, no you don't. Slow and painful for you if you want to come here.
#22 to #4 - residentevilfan
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(03/19/2013) [-]
the beaches are pretty nice but watch out for the marine life I learnt that the hard way
#16 to #4 - iliekchocolatmilke
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Its always a good day to go swimming! (I live Northern Queensland and I dont believe there is seasons here. Its only hot and dry or hot and wet.)
#40 to #16 - epicespada
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(03/19/2013) [-]
hot and wet you say?
#9 to #4 - tigeroar
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Free healthcare.... But, considering the wildlife it's kind of a requirement.
#348 to #9 - soupkey
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Norway
#303 to #9 - hanakoikezawa
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Canada.
#179 to #9 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
UK
#566 to #179 - davidavidson
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Antarctica
#5 to #4 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
If you enjoy the concept of poisonous spiders that can hide in the ground, or can swim great distances, and that really enjoy the look of anywhere you wont expect inside your own home. Come live with us.
Plus, not only is the land is evil, the water is also trying to kill you. What with sharks and jellyfish.

So, no. Stay far away...