Hot. .. are there any positives to living in Australia other than saying that you have survived Australia?
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#4 - houseofbrick (03/19/2013) [-]
are there any positives to living in Australia other than saying that you have survived Australia?
are there any positives to living in Australia other than saying that you have survived Australia?
#553 to #4 - dtanobo ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
It's okay here I guess. Everything is so expensive but the usual payrate for a job at the age of 18 is like $17- $22 which helps but there are barely any fun things to do in Sydney. **** get's boring if you don't travel
User avatar #628 to #553 - HeartOfTheDL (03/20/2013) [-]
Well if you think theres nothing to do in Sydney melbourne there is almost nothing. If you are a foodie you'll love it but any other activities meh. Plus I'm sure there are some really awesome jumps for parkour in Sydney.
#506 to #4 - maxpanda (03/20/2013) [-]
you don't say Crab-man...
#492 to #4 - ehzio ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
You get one hell of a gay time
#588 to #492 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Don't diss the gaytimes bro, they're so ******* delicous.
You aren't really aussie until you have a gay time.
User avatar #22 to #4 - residentevilfan (03/19/2013) [-]
the beaches are pretty nice but watch out for the marine life I learnt that the hard way
#256 to #4 - ephyra (03/19/2013) [-]
Australia has some beautiful wildlife and scenery. It's not all dirt and dust. I admit, the weather does get annoying here though.
User avatar #476 to #256 - darthblam (03/19/2013) [-]
"Beautiful wildlife"

Isn't almost EVERY living animal capable of killing a grown man?
User avatar #565 to #4 - superclamsquared (03/20/2013) [-]
You get to have democracy... but if you dont like it you go to jail.
User avatar #634 to #4 - coolioplasm (03/20/2013) [-]
The people are nicer.
#33 to #4 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Australia used to be the best country in the world, the people made it fantastic. Sure the place is a death hole, but it's the people that cheer you up. Plus a lot of it is majestically barren or bushland, great if you are into deserts and nature. However, now it's becoming overcrowded and hateful ever since they introduced massive multiculturalism and overpopulation through mass migration. The cities are **** , no one can afford anything anymore, and everyone who isn't 'white' or hasn't lived here for ages yells 'racist' at the drop of a hat.

So Australia has become **** over the last 15 years.
#562 to #33 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Back to the White Australia Policy then?
User avatar #328 to #4 - chickenfarting (03/19/2013) [-]
It's like Canada except the weather is nice.
User avatar #331 to #328 - chickenfarting (03/19/2013) [-]
I just realised the context I put that comment in. The weather is nice most of the time. Coming from an Australian
User avatar #538 to #331 - roflstorm (03/20/2013) [-]
when it isnt nice, everything is either underwater or on fire
#5 to #4 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
If you enjoy the concept of poisonous spiders that can hide in the ground, or can swim great distances, and that really enjoy the look of anywhere you wont expect inside your own home. Come live with us.
Plus, not only is the land is evil, the water is also trying to kill you. What with sharks and jellyfish.

So, no. Stay far away...
User avatar #32 to #4 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
only positive i see is i can say mate to anyone, mate
#238 to #4 - oodlesandoodles (03/19/2013) [-]
What if Australia is the greatest place to live on the planet,

And the dangerous animals, terrible weather, and mean people are all just a ploy to keep us out
#152 to #4 - EdwardNigma (03/19/2013) [-]
Now that you mention it, I can't think of any.

Video games are pricier than average here, our government does nothing, I don't know about everywhere but I've lived in 2 houses that need rent, both not that great houses and both demanded over 380 bucks a WEEK in rent. A lot of people are cunts, the ******* animals, scorching heat in the summer, bush fires, floods, hurricanes...

It's kind of a **** hole.
#552 to #152 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
ohh yeah... dont forget the drop bears!
User avatar #536 to #152 - fredthemilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
and nogunz
#281 to #152 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
yo **** you man, i love Australia!
User avatar #35 to #4 - optimistchime (03/19/2013) [-]
The Army pays for boob jobs
User avatar #445 to #35 - fantomen (03/19/2013) [-]
The Swedish army does that too.
Supposedly it's to make female soldiers feel "larger and more intimidating".
But we all know it's so that the NCO can ogle some big ole tits.
#327 to #4 - zuflux ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm going there next year! Wish me good luck!
#627 to #327 - megalaragaruda (03/20/2013) [-]
Is your will prepared?
User avatar #598 to #4 - DiAnonLord (03/20/2013) [-]
work for 3 months, travel for the next year around the world with the money you made

i'm tour guide in argentina and there's a **** ton of aussies traveling through the world

they have a program that for 6000 australian dolars they can travel two 40 different places in the world
#497 to #4 - spirits (03/20/2013) [-]
You live in the same country as Yahtzee Croshaw.
User avatar #616 to #4 - frenchgenocide (03/20/2013) [-]
le XDDD
User avatar #655 to #616 - houseofbrick (03/20/2013) [-]
Would your name be referring to genocide perpetrated BY the French or perpetrated ON the French?
User avatar #358 to #4 - wolfmango (03/19/2013) [-]
koalas
User avatar #522 to #358 - aussiepridevil (03/20/2013) [-]
NOPE

koalas smell like **** and just sleep all day and look disgusting, the ones you see at the zoo are kept clean but in the wild they have mucus all over themselves and their **** sticks to their fur and they just dont care, sittin around eatin leaves and sleeping
User avatar #519 to #4 - mirmulnir (03/20/2013) [-]
Dingos eat your babies.
#592 to #4 - ryuryu (03/20/2013) [-]
You can say you just had a Golden gaytime, and no one would ask "Wait, what the **** did you just say?"
#626 to #592 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
How ******* original of you

comment #492
User avatar #30 to #4 - defensive (03/19/2013) [-]
You get a quick death from the animals, Oh wait, no you don't. Slow and painful for you if you want to come here.
#610 to #4 - woofman (03/20/2013) [-]
You can say your in the same country as Yattze
User avatar #16 to #4 - iliekchocolatmilke ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Its always a good day to go swimming! (I live Northern Queensland and I dont believe there is seasons here. Its only hot and dry or hot and wet.)
#40 to #16 - epicespada (03/19/2013) [-]
hot and wet you say?
#127 to #4 - theableacher ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
There are secret agents ******* everywhere!
User avatar #9 to #4 - tigeroar (03/19/2013) [-]
Free healthcare.... But, considering the wildlife it's kind of a requirement.
#179 to #9 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
UK
User avatar #566 to #179 - davidavidson (03/20/2013) [-]
Antarctica
User avatar #303 to #9 - hanakoikezawa (03/19/2013) [-]
Canada.
User avatar #348 to #9 - soupkey (03/19/2013) [-]
Norway
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#312 to #129 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
looks like some one needs extends
#456 to #129 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
this never happens to me, really!
User avatar #154 to #129 - tavaresxxx (03/19/2013) [-]
cone is kill?
#224 to #129 - stijnverheye (03/19/2013) [-]
sniff , my bro has cone to heaven
#642 to #130 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Shut up meg
User avatar #651 to #642 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2013) [-]
Shut up white boi
#104 - zomgodness (03/19/2013) [-]
> car registration Podgorica, Montenegro
> Australia
> wat
#381 to #104 - flipped (03/19/2013) [-]
Also what the **** are the racoon and moose doing in austrailia
#399 to #381 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
meese*
#450 to #399 - assrumps (03/19/2013) [-]
moose
#508 to #450 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
Read the comments
User avatar #392 to #104 - fenrir (03/19/2013) [-]
What are you implying? You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
#176 to #104 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Also the picture of the birds on the beach was made in Bulgaria (the advertisement of Kamenitza a Bulgarian beer on the umbrellas).
#10 - joycem (03/19/2013) [-]
Since when were there moose, squirrels and racoons in Australia?
User avatar #29 to #10 - diverdee (03/19/2013) [-]
they got squirrels, they were imported from the brits to make it look like home to them, but the moose and racoon is pure cowmanure!
#11 to #10 - LassieIsCool (03/19/2013) [-]
I second that.
I second that.
User avatar #18 to #10 - fightforfate (03/19/2013) [-]
since the fire nation attacked
#20 to #18 - Eralus (03/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#77 - minimoe (03/19/2013) [-]
sad ceiling fan is sad
User avatar #34 - xturboxx (03/19/2013) [-]
Australia just looks like it needs some viagra.
#25 - TokenOfHoN (03/19/2013) [-]
I live in australia and the heatwave has passed but it was indeed ridiculous; it got so hot that they had to invent a new colour for the geo heat-levels on those weather maps, we reached bright purple as its now called
#205 to #25 - placenamehere (03/19/2013) [-]
im pretty sure bright purple existed as a colour before this heat wave.
#313 to #205 - placenamehere (03/19/2013) [-]
*sarcasm*
#365 to #313 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
joke still sucks
#88 to #25 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Why not move to New Zealand? It looks fine there
#278 to #25 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
For my fellow Americans, the bright purple is equal to 129 degrees.
User avatar #43 to #25 - millenia (03/19/2013) [-]
That is pretty intense.
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#561 to #169 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
I cone't.
Get it? Because of cone? And accent?
Sorry...
#113 - jackisawsm (03/19/2013) [-]
GG You love the Editing skills.
#118 to #113 - pinkiedash (03/19/2013) [-]
Made me laugh way too hard
Made me laugh way too hard
#190 to #118 - hairibar ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Here you have
Here you have
#347 to #118 - eccleston (03/19/2013) [-]
Is that one high enough?
#1 - fuperbooper (03/19/2013) [-]
Is that squirrel dead?
Is that squirrel dead?
#280 to #1 - berkut (03/19/2013) [-]
Squirrel is kill.
Squirrel is kill.
#3 to #1 - maxillius (03/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #314 to #299 - harjinder (03/19/2013) [-]
oh look, a penny!
#262 - potatofarm (03/19/2013) [-]
When I read heat wave I thought of this.
When I read heat wave I thought of this.
#265 to #262 - princeofbrokensoul (03/19/2013) [-]
praise the sun...
praise the sun...
#38 - Utkezabanje (03/19/2013) [-]
Didn't know that Montenegro was in Australia?
#323 - gobnick (03/19/2013) [-]
or perhaps australia is just going flaccid.....never know
#496 - xsap (03/20/2013) [-]
meanwhile in one of Australias parks...
#517 to #496 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
This is fake.
#509 to #496 - gpinks (03/20/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in my living room
Meanwhile in my living room
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