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#4 - houseofbrick
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(03/19/2013) [-]
are there any positives to living in Australia other than saying that you have survived Australia?
are there any positives to living in Australia other than saying that you have survived Australia?
#519 to #4 - mirmulnir
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Dingos eat your babies.
#634 to #4 - coolioplasm
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(03/20/2013) [-]
The people are nicer.
#35 to #4 - optimistchime
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(03/19/2013) [-]
The Army pays for boob jobs
#445 to #35 - fantomen
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(03/19/2013) [-]
The Swedish army does that too.
Supposedly it's to make female soldiers feel "larger and more intimidating".
But we all know it's so that the NCO can ogle some big ole tits.
#565 to #4 - superclamsquared
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You get to have democracy... but if you dont like it you go to jail.
#5 to #4 - anon
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If you enjoy the concept of poisonous spiders that can hide in the ground, or can swim great distances, and that really enjoy the look of anywhere you wont expect inside your own home. Come live with us.
Plus, not only is the land is evil, the water is also trying to kill you. What with sharks and jellyfish.

So, no. Stay far away...
#22 to #4 - residentevilfan
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(03/19/2013) [-]
the beaches are pretty nice but watch out for the marine life I learnt that the hard way
#33 to #4 - anon
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Australia used to be the best country in the world, the people made it fantastic. Sure the place is a death hole, but it's the people that cheer you up. Plus a lot of it is majestically barren or bushland, great if you are into deserts and nature. However, now it's becoming overcrowded and hateful ever since they introduced massive multiculturalism and overpopulation through mass migration. The cities are ****, no one can afford anything anymore, and everyone who isn't 'white' or hasn't lived here for ages yells 'racist' at the drop of a hat.

So Australia has become **** over the last 15 years.
#562 to #33 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Back to the White Australia Policy then?
#497 to #4 - spirits
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You live in the same country as Yahtzee Croshaw.
#592 to #4 - ryuryu
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You can say you just had a Golden gaytime, and no one would ask "Wait, what the **** did you just say?"
#626 to #592 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
How ******* original of you

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#328 to #4 - chickenfarting
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(03/19/2013) [-]
It's like Canada except the weather is nice.
#331 to #328 - chickenfarting
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I just realised the context I put that comment in. The weather is nice most of the time. Coming from an Australian
#538 to #331 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
when it isnt nice, everything is either underwater or on fire
#32 to #4 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(03/19/2013) [-]
only positive i see is i can say mate to anyone, mate
#238 to #4 - oodlesandoodles
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(03/19/2013) [-]
What if Australia is the greatest place to live on the planet,

And the dangerous animals, terrible weather, and mean people are all just a ploy to keep us out
#152 to #4 - EdwardNigma
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Now that you mention it, I can't think of any.

Video games are pricier than average here, our government does nothing, I don't know about everywhere but I've lived in 2 houses that need rent, both not that great houses and both demanded over 380 bucks a WEEK in rent. A lot of people are cunts, the ******* animals, scorching heat in the summer, bush fires, floods, hurricanes...

It's kind of a **** hole.
#552 to #152 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
ohh yeah... dont forget the drop bears!
#536 to #152 - fredthemilkman
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and nogunz
#281 to #152 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
yo **** you man, i love Australia!
#492 to #4 - ehzio
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You get one hell of a gay time
#588 to #492 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Don't diss the gaytimes bro, they're so ******* delicous.
You aren't really aussie until you have a gay time.
#327 to #4 - zuflux ONLINE
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(03/19/2013) [-]
I'm going there next year! Wish me good luck!
#627 to #327 - megalaragaruda
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Is your will prepared?
#256 to #4 - ephyra
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Australia has some beautiful wildlife and scenery. It's not all dirt and dust. I admit, the weather does get annoying here though.
#476 to #256 - darthblam
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(03/19/2013) [-]
"Beautiful wildlife"

Isn't almost EVERY living animal capable of killing a grown man?
#610 to #4 - woofman ONLINE
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You can say your in the same country as Yattze
#30 to #4 - defensive
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You get a quick death from the animals, Oh wait, no you don't. Slow and painful for you if you want to come here.
#127 to #4 - theableacher
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(03/19/2013) [-]
There are secret agents ******* everywhere!
#16 to #4 - iliekchocolatmilke
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Its always a good day to go swimming! (I live Northern Queensland and I dont believe there is seasons here. Its only hot and dry or hot and wet.)
#40 to #16 - epicespada
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(03/19/2013) [-]
hot and wet you say?
#506 to #4 - maxpanda
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(03/20/2013) [-]
you don't say Crab-man...
#598 to #4 - DiAnonLord
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work for 3 months, travel for the next year around the world with the money you made

i'm tour guide in argentina and there's a **** ton of aussies traveling through the world

they have a program that for 6000 australian dolars they can travel two 40 different places in the world
#358 to #4 - wolfmango ONLINE
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(03/19/2013) [-]
koalas
#522 to #358 - aussiepridevil
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NOPE

koalas smell like **** and just sleep all day and look disgusting, the ones you see at the zoo are kept clean but in the wild they have mucus all over themselves and their **** sticks to their fur and they just dont care, sittin around eatin leaves and sleeping
#616 to #4 - frenchgenocide
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le XDDD
#655 to #616 - houseofbrick
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Would your name be referring to genocide perpetrated BY the French or perpetrated ON the French?
#553 to #4 - dtanobo ONLINE
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It's okay here I guess. Everything is so expensive but the usual payrate for a job at the age of 18 is like $17- $22 which helps but there are barely any fun things to do in Sydney. **** get's boring if you don't travel
#628 to #553 - HeartOfTheDL
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Well if you think theres nothing to do in Sydney melbourne there is almost nothing. If you are a foodie you'll love it but any other activities meh. Plus I'm sure there are some really awesome jumps for parkour in Sydney.
#9 to #4 - tigeroar
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Free healthcare.... But, considering the wildlife it's kind of a requirement.
#348 to #9 - soupkey
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Norway
#303 to #9 - hanakoikezawa
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Canada.
#179 to #9 - anon
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UK
#566 to #179 - davidavidson
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Antarctica
#14 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
there arent any meese in australia!
#640 to #14 - nobleknight
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#646 to #640 - anon
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#495. 3 comments under you.
#647 to #646 - nobleknight
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Well **** I didn't see that. Thank you, I'll delete my comment now.
#62 to #14 - anon
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meese

#203 to #14 - anon
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*moose,its still grammatically correct to say moose,i know it doesnt sound right,but it is,its like that with caribou also,jus sayin
#622 to #203 - mcstorms
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(03/20/2013) [-]
meese is plural for mouse
#637 to #622 - mctrollston
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mice is plural for mouse
#577 to #14 - punnybutsofunny
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the seventh picture is from bulgaria. in the summer the sand is burning hot
#545 to #14 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
MY HOUSE IS FULL O' MEESE
#495 to #14 - bohemianblasphemy
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I HATE MEESES TO PIECES!
#208 to #14 - clingy
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ox - oxen
so box - boxen?
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#174 to #14 - bitey
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YFW "meese"
#369 to #174 - charasmaticjdub
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*moosen
#621 to #369 - mcstorms
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(03/20/2013) [-]
MANY MUCH MOOSEN ,
#641 to #621 - MrNighthawk
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OUT IN THE WOODS, IN THE WOODIS, IN THE WOODSIN.
THE MEESE WATN THE FOODS, THE FOODS IS TO EATINISIT.
THE MEESE WANT THE FOODING AND THE WHATINISIT.....AND THE FOODIN THE WHATINISIT
#329 to #174 - Logicaltightrope
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#19 to #14 - Eralus ONLINE
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What the hell is a meese?
#23 to #19 - skeetonamber
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...Does it think that's plural for moose?

Just the same as shoop is plural for sheep
#28 to #23 - diverdee
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shoop.
#31 to #28 - Eralus ONLINE
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Shoop da whoop
#452 to #31 - extooso
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Sheep da weep
#636 to #31 - zeedeveel
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I'M A SCATMAN!
I'M A SCATMAN!
#213 to #23 - drtrousersnake ONLINE
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the plural of fungus is fungi so the plural of penis must be penu
#435 to #213 - anon
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It's Penes.
#604 to #435 - frenchgenocide
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Its Peni
#83 to #19 - ezmack
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Goose, Geese

Moose, Meese

...............Somewhere someone will believe this is true]
#300 to #83 - Cshuaz
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i always used to ask my teacher in elementary school why it wasn't that way. Ill still never understand plural logic...
#644 to #83 - bknob ONLINE
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On a slightly related note, on a sailing trip with my grade 9 class a girl managed to convince a whole boat that the plural version of "porpoise"  was "porpi". The captain of the boat let them believe it until the very last day, which was when he decided to tell them all that they were retarded. Sad part was the girl was dumb enough that she believed her own stupidity, thinking it was true and then the sadder part is that a whole boat believed her...   
   
Not to mention the week prior to the trip she thought Vancouver (where we went for the sailing trip) was in the United States...
On a slightly related note, on a sailing trip with my grade 9 class a girl managed to convince a whole boat that the plural version of "porpoise" was "porpi". The captain of the boat let them believe it until the very last day, which was when he decided to tell them all that they were retarded. Sad part was the girl was dumb enough that she believed her own stupidity, thinking it was true and then the sadder part is that a whole boat believed her...

Not to mention the week prior to the trip she thought Vancouver (where we went for the sailing trip) was in the United States...
#612 to #19 - kusherboy
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(03/20/2013) [-]
you know, goose geese, moose meese, same ****.
#26 to #19 - tokitoki
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No idea. Clearly they meant to say mooses.
#237 to #26 - tragono **User deleted account**
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Moses
#153 to #26 - bighairyfart
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meeses
#416 to #26 - comehonorfacetwice
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The actual plural of 'moose' is 'moose'

I couldn't tell if you were making a joke, we need a sarcasm font.
#558 to #416 - radsteriii
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We use italics for sarcasm..
#590 to #558 - comehonorfacetwice
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Sorry for caps, I was doing chem homework and turned on caps to make it easier to type in formulas. Didn't realize til after I posted.
#587 to #558 - comehonorfacetwice
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i WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT, THANK YOU
#551 to #19 - ddoggdiggity ONLINE
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Damn white people don't know bout dem moose
#389 to #19 - jakesir
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I saw a flock of moosen in the woodsen. What comedian said that? I forget
#457 to #389 - oceanfrank
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Brian Reegan
#285 to #19 - anon
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It is like a Moosen.
#273 to #19 - anon
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(03/19/2013) [-]
im Australian, and dont know.
#216 to #19 - theprocrastibator
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Mice?
#157 to #19 - anon
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It's the plural word for Moose. Everybody knows that.
#151 to #19 - anon
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it's the plural version of moose
#139 to #19 - mondominiman ONLINE
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It's moosen you know like the plural form for goose is geese and the plural form of ox is oxen therefore the plural form of moose is moosen.
#120 to #19 - anon
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goose geese
moose meese

It's just a ****** joke and btw the plural of moose is moose (like sheep)
#92 to #19 - makes
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The plural of moose
Duh
#48 to #19 - anon
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like geese for goose but only for people who think the plural of moose is meese
#41 to #19 - anon
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plural of moose you pleb
#411 to #19 - frostbt
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multiple goose = geese
so the rule to do that would be for any oose change it to eese.
thus, moose becomes meese... at least it should be that way for consistency
#650 to #411 - churrundo
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does it work backwards? (one shoop, two sheep)
#459 to #19 - asloth
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Its the plural of moose! Geez
#645 to #459 - anon
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Talking 'bout yourself in the image there?
#129 - versavicetwo
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#312 to #129 - anon
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looks like some one needs extends
#456 to #129 - anon
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this never happens to me, really!
#154 to #129 - tavaresxxx
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cone is kill?
#224 to #129 - stijnverheye
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sniff , my bro has cone to heaven
#453 to #129 - spyrothehedgehog
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#130 to #129 - versavicetwo
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#642 to #130 - anon
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Shut up meg
#651 to #642 - captainfuckitall
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Shut up white boi
#113 - jackisawsm
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GG You love the Editing skills.
#118 to #113 - pinkiedash
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Made me laugh way too hard
Made me laugh way too hard
#190 to #118 - hairibar
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Here you have
Here you have
#638 to #190 - kathuzada
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#347 to #118 - eccleston
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Is that one high enough?
#104 - zomgodness
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> car registration Podgorica, Montenegro
> Australia
> wat
#176 to #104 - anon
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Also the picture of the birds on the beach was made in Bulgaria (the advertisement of Kamenitza a Bulgarian beer on the umbrellas).
#381 to #104 - flipped
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Also what the **** are the racoon and moose doing in austrailia
#399 to #381 - anon
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meese*
#450 to #399 - assrumps
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moose
#508 to #450 - anon
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Read the comments
#392 to #104 - fenrir
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What are you implying? You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
#116 - quazyjash
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#128 - nosensephenom
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#77 - minimoe
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sad ceiling fan is sad
#82 to #77 - Maroon
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#10 - joycem
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Since when were there moose, squirrels and racoons in Australia?
#29 to #10 - diverdee
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they got squirrels, they were imported from the brits to make it look like home to them, but the moose and racoon is pure cowmanure!
#11 to #10 - LassieIsCool
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I second that.
I second that.
#18 to #10 - fightforfate
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since the fire nation attacked
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