Idiot. . I " Nightclub To the girl who stole the grenadine bottle from behind the bar and drank half of it. Grenadine is not . It is a fancy cordial. I knew who
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Idiot

I " Nightclub
To the girl who stole the grenadine bottle
from behind the bar and drank half of it.
Grenadine is not . It is a fancy
cordial.
I knew who you were at the end of the night,
You had it all ever your mouth area.
You aest us I estimate
You probs put en 600 calories in pure sugar.
Thanks for the laughs.
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#61 - Snuggie (03/19/2013) [-]
Made me think of this
#77 to #61 - wanicochil (03/19/2013) [-]
Oh god what is that from, it is on the tip of my tongue but I just can't remember the name!
Oh god what is that from, it is on the tip of my tongue but I just can't remember the name!
User avatar #78 to #77 - eddiethead (03/19/2013) [-]
Men in Black
User avatar #82 to #78 - wanicochil (03/19/2013) [-]
Thank you very much
#150 to #149 - wanicochil (03/19/2013) [-]
Do you know what these are from?
Do you know what these are from?
User avatar #151 to #150 - windmagevaati (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't, sorry.
User avatar #154 to #153 - windmagevaati (03/19/2013) [-]
Ah! Here we go, oooh the wonders of google...
It's from mondaijitachi ga isekai kara kuru sou desu yo
#158 to #154 - okaythen (03/19/2013) [-]
Thats the most weaboo sounding **** i've ever seen
#162 to #158 - weaboo (03/19/2013) [-]
im sorry what?
#159 to #155 - windmagevaati (03/19/2013) [-]
Yay!
I was also wondering where it was from, so I'm glad I could help.
#255 to #154 - John Cena (07/27/2013) [-]
ending mondaiji tachi
User avatar #190 to #77 - koalasonfire (03/19/2013) [-]
Men In black
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#10 - chibides (03/19/2013) [-]
Who cares if it's tasty if it looks good eh?
#237 to #10 - Shmuck (03/20/2013) [-]
Thats my attempt last summer. Turned out pretty well.
User avatar #56 to #10 - RamDozer (03/19/2013) [-]
It looks cool, not good.
#234 to #56 - John Cena (03/20/2013) [-]
This. Seems coagulated,
#22 to #10 - kirokan (03/19/2013) [-]
can anyone name this shot?

i must know for research
#29 to #22 - achselschweiss (03/19/2013) [-]
"Alien Brain Hemorrhage" although I've seen it go by "Monkey Brain" as well.
Recipe: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3370364/Coolest+drink+ever/
User avatar #65 to #29 - ififeellikeit ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
can also be called the Abortion
User avatar #99 to #65 - ottoboys (03/19/2013) [-]
i could imagine at a party WHO WANTS AN ABORTION
#25 to #22 - mehy (03/19/2013) [-]
Ummm , something like Alien Brain ! It is made out of pure awesomeness!

User avatar #24 to #22 - animepsycchosecond (03/19/2013) [-]
its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ1WzuUmaEw
#167 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Snatches a bottle of booze while the bartender isn't looking

Spontaneously gets diabetes.
#1 - rollup (03/19/2013) [-]
Grenadine is also used to make the most delicious drink in the world
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User avatar #33 to #1 - corkscrew (03/19/2013) [-]
I take it you've never had a purple polar bear?
you wont want to drink anything else after you've had one
#140 to #1 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, my aunt would make me a drink with Sprite and Grenadine. Tasted soo good.
#58 to #1 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
mmmm sherly temple...
User avatar #75 to #58 - corkscrew (03/19/2013) [-]
Jack Rogers ******
User avatar #44 to #1 - lizardnigger (03/19/2013) [-]
Slurm?
#15 to #1 - EvilWolf ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
i tried to tell stan that, but he just wouldn't listen.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Ryukenblaze (03/19/2013) [-]
pan-galactic gargle blaster?
#43 to #2 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
I wish I could thumb this up 42 more times.
#4 to #2 - waffies (03/19/2013) [-]
How about a Dragon Slammer?
User avatar #7 to #4 - Ryukenblaze (03/19/2013) [-]
you hoopy frood you
User avatar #67 to #2 - dburns (03/19/2013) [-]
Oh god. SS-13 Love outside of SS-13 Forum.....LOVE ME Ryukenblaze!!
#73 to #67 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
Super saiyan 13? I didn't know it went that high...
User avatar #108 to #67 - anonibusii (03/19/2013) [-]
(Psst, it's a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference. Love SS13 tho)
#8 to #2 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
did you know they now sevre them at the restraunt at the end of the universe?
#38 to #8 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
now? you didn't quite get the concept of that restaurant
User avatar #210 to #2 - jaggedherp (03/19/2013) [-]
He said delicious, not getting your brain smashed with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. But one of it's earth forms does use grenadine
#60 - peggscott (03/19/2013) [-]
What if she knew this?? And just really likes to drink grenadine...

Bitches be crazy
User avatar #90 to #60 - anonymousattorney (03/19/2013) [-]
Hey, she could have been a diabetic, and needed to raise her sugar levels.
User avatar #107 to #90 - peggscott (03/19/2013) [-]
that amount of sugar intake would put you into hyperglycemia though, would it not??...
User avatar #247 to #107 - anonymousattorney (03/20/2013) [-]
Well, I'm not diabetic, so I'm only sort of making a guess as to how diabetes works. Though, with what I understand about the human body and how it works, I presume that taking in too much sugar, or any one thing, at once, would put your body into some type of shock, which would be this hyperglycemia thing, correct?
User avatar #249 to #247 - peggscott (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm not diabetic either man, I just had to do a sort of intense first aid course as part of my job. But basically hypoglycemia is when a diabetic does not have enough sugar, much more easy to correct by simply giving them a fizzy drink and a chocolate bar or something like that. Hyperglycemia is the opposite, to much sugar, just as dangerous if not more so, because its harder and takes longer to get the sugar out the system.

And sorry about the red thumbs man, thats FunnyJunk for you, eh... Give an opinion and get red thumbs!!... I gave you a green one
User avatar #250 to #249 - anonymousattorney (03/21/2013) [-]
So, I would be correct about the hyperclycemia, at least in a general understanding that it's pretty much a glucose overdose. And, for your 'job', I would assume EMT?
User avatar #251 to #250 - peggscott (03/21/2013) [-]
I actually quite dislike the sight of blood, so no I'm EMT. I work on ships with a shipping company. It's just incase something happens and we are in the middle of the Atlantic... We need to know how to at least keep someone alive until we could get to the nearest port
User avatar #252 to #251 - anonymousattorney (03/22/2013) [-]
Ooh, neat. So, you work for one particular company, or are you more a hired hand, roaming from ship to ship, earnin' 'yer pay with the sweat of 'yer brow and the blood o' yer body?
User avatar #254 to #252 - peggscott (03/22/2013) [-]
One company, Its harder to just be a hired hand and you could be out of work for months at a time that way. I work for V.Ships
User avatar #253 to #252 - anonymousattorney (03/22/2013) [-]
....Yarrrrg...
User avatar #93 to #90 - ottoboys (03/19/2013) [-]
A better way to raise it quickly with less problems is to pk elves. They drop sugar cubes pretty often i got mine to 95 doing that
User avatar #94 to #93 - anonymousattorney (03/19/2013) [-]
..........OHHHHHHHH, I get it!
User avatar #97 to #94 - ottoboys (03/19/2013) [-]
when i looked at my notification it only showed the anonymous part of your name and i thought......white people.....
User avatar #248 to #97 - anonymousattorney (03/20/2013) [-]
White people? What are those?
#14 - bkrazy (03/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - swittig (03/19/2013) [-]
Grenadine is awesome though, Roy Rogers is my drink of choice
User avatar #181 to #64 - joaomartins (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm a simple guy , a gin tonic is enough to satisfy me .
User avatar #157 to #64 - thesexnurd (03/19/2013) [-]
Shirley Temple was my favorite, but that sounds tasty too.
#85 to #64 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
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*le geniousus faceh xDdd
User avatar #54 to #20 - lovrotheunicorn (03/19/2013) [-]
lE 9gaG troll!!XD
User avatar #39 to #20 - breadbasket (03/19/2013) [-]
lel wat an edjjy meme bro XDXd
User avatar #69 to #39 - olisaurus ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
3k00l4schuul face xdddddD
User avatar #118 to #69 - hanakoikezawa (03/19/2013) [-]
It's not funny guys.
User avatar #161 to #118 - olisaurus ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Neither is the ****** meme.
User avatar #165 to #161 - hanakoikezawa (03/19/2013) [-]
I find the stupid face to be hilarious, although, like most memes, if it gets overused, it wouldn't be funny.
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#57 - chaoticscientist (03/19/2013) [-]
**chaoticscientist rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at What a Rare Find ** Bitches be fake drunk
User avatar #105 - fapperdefap (03/19/2013) [-]
**fapperdefap rolls 677**
if i roll trips im gonna post a video of e drinking a bottle of grenadine ad fundum
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**getsheadfromdolan rolls 568**
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**mrhiphopdancer rolls 060** trips bitch
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**foelkera rolls 393** if trips
#112 to #109 - pinguuu (03/19/2013) [-]
**pinguuu rolls 779** if trips
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**jalthelas rolls 783** With each roll, we get closer to 777.
#114 to #113 - pinguuu (03/19/2013) [-]
**pinguuu rolls 141** We will do it! Because THIS IS SPARTA!
User avatar #115 to #114 - jalthelas ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 944** Now we're straying a little bit.
#116 to #115 - pinguuu (03/19/2013) [-]
**pinguuu rolls 720** I wonder if there is a trips god
User avatar #117 to #116 - jalthelas ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 604** He exists somewhere
User avatar #119 to #117 - imynameispooh (03/19/2013) [-]
**imynameispooh rolls 649** maybe.....
User avatar #121 to #119 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 369** I never requested this roll failure
User avatar #123 to #121 - stonedplatypus (03/19/2013) [-]
**stonedplatypus rolls 272** Come on trips
User avatar #124 to #123 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 361** It all seems so easy, but it ain't
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**morbidbreath rolls 801** fags are doing it wrong.
User avatar #129 to #127 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 735** Brother, homosexuals are an equal tribute to this rolling.
User avatar #130 to #129 - stonedplatypus (03/19/2013) [-]
**stonedplatypus rolls 276** What if I'm asexual?
User avatar #131 to #130 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 229** Clearly pansexual
User avatar #132 to #131 - stonedplatypus (03/19/2013) [-]
**stonedplatypus rolls 630** Transsexual
User avatar #135 to #132 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 200** A tranny asexual. You are a god
User avatar #139 to #135 - stonedplatypus (03/19/2013) [-]
**stonedplatypus rolls 446** A god that can't roll trips
User avatar #141 to #139 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 423** I'm just gettin' warmed up!
User avatar #138 to #135 - kerns (03/19/2013) [-]
**kerns rolls 562** ******* LOVE TRIPS
User avatar #143 to #138 - agonizingkingjake (03/19/2013) [-]
**agonizingkingjake rolls 776**
User avatar #142 to #138 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 105** So do white people. And iron, iron loves trips even though he's a faget irl who cnt 1v1 me
User avatar #201 to #142 - jtjas (03/19/2013) [-]
**jtjas rolls 909**why god why
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**tigronn rolls 789**
User avatar #163 to #142 - iwanttousenumbers (03/19/2013) [-]
**iwanttousenumbers rolls 123** I'll give it a try
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**misticalz rolls 122**
User avatar #148 to #142 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 263** check'em, covered, check'em good
User avatar #147 to #142 - stonedplatypus (03/19/2013) [-]
**stonedplatypus rolls 085** This is my last try. If no trips, then I give my god status to the ****** .
User avatar #146 to #142 - imynameispooh (03/19/2013) [-]
**imynameispooh rolls 608** so close
User avatar #145 to #142 - covered (03/19/2013) [-]
**covered rolls 954** Shut up self, check'em
User avatar #144 to #142 - agonizingkingjake (03/19/2013) [-]
**agonizingkingjake rolls 814** i was so close to 777
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**spyisspy rolls 308** ***** STOLE MY BIKE!
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User avatar #133 to #105 - ravarshi (03/19/2013) [-]
**ravarshi rolls 748**

gunna give it a go.
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**ashee rolls 245**
User avatar #193 to #105 - ratchat (03/19/2013) [-]
**ratchat rolls 310** bloody hell let me try and get it
#235 to #105 - fuckyouassholedfsd (03/20/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolls 3,452** **** trips, heres quads
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**sportsgif rolls 842** h-h-here i go
#110 to #106 - rgmayhem (03/19/2013) [-]
DO ET ANYWAY!
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User avatar #244 to #105 - watertype (03/20/2013) [-]
**watertype rolls 777**
#246 to #244 - pinguuu (03/20/2013) [-]
Holy **** you got them:O
#245 to #244 - fapperdefap (03/20/2013) [-]
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
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**giggitygil rolls 545**
User avatar #194 to #105 - giggitygil (03/19/2013) [-]
**giggitygil rolls 745** trips?
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**youzernaem rolls 532**
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#134 to #105 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
**dandyhandy rolls 181** Well, **** .
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**teddykid rolls 916** daddy needs a new pair of diabeetus!
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**themastertroller rolls 883**
User avatar #213 to #105 - XZeenon (03/19/2013) [-]
**XZeenon rolls 115** I would love to see that.
User avatar #125 to #105 - tehnukecomes (03/19/2013) [-]
**tehnukecomes rolls 677**
User avatar #170 to #125 - tigronn (03/19/2013) [-]
what is this sorcery
#152 - fiddlestickz (03/19/2013) [-]
hfw she sugar rushes
hfw she sugar rushes
User avatar #226 to #152 - killeroftime (03/20/2013) [-]
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOM!
#232 to #152 - John Cena (03/20/2013) [-]
Zimbabwe
User avatar #66 - repostpatrol (03/19/2013) [-]
had to look up what half of this **** meant, looks like im a tard
User avatar #169 - rangerofthesea (03/19/2013) [-]
**rangerofthesea rolls 522** lol those guys below me dont know i stole the trips button
User avatar #176 to #169 - Dap (03/19/2013) [-]
**Dap rolls 429** your trips button seems to be broken, as you rolled dubs.
#233 to #176 - John Cena (03/20/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 76,800**
#3 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
i swear it said gatorade the first time i read it.
#208 - moustachefingers (03/19/2013) [-]
Girl's FW drinking sugar.
User avatar #173 - electricbubblewrap (03/19/2013) [-]
IT'S OVER 5000!!!!
#203 to #72 - jtjas (03/19/2013) [-]
**jtjas rolled a random image posted in comment #3606136 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **MFW seeing this
User avatar #6 - lordmoldywart (03/19/2013) [-]
>You probs put on 600 calories in sugar
>You probs put on 600 calories
>put on 600 calories

User avatar #28 to #6 - phtholognyrrh (03/19/2013) [-]
>put on 600
>put on
>take off
wait wat?
User avatar #30 to #28 - lordmoldywart (03/19/2013) [-]
I'd never heard anyone use the term 'put on x calories'. The phrase doesn't make sense

You don't go around saying 'hey look how caloric that guy is', or 'man, i'm like 4000 calories heavier after last week'

Why I got thumbed down I don't know, maybe people didn't know what i was getting at
#102 to #30 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
The phrase does make a bit of sense given that they've isolated how many calories it takes to make a pound of fat.

That being said we're talking about a nightclub worker calling out a dumb chick. I'm banking that both parties involved in this stupidity are not what we would call intellectuals of the highest order BUT also more than likely both are calorie counters. You know the type. The kind who will go on and on about Whole Foods and whey protein and supplements but can't locate New York on a map.
User avatar #32 to #30 - landartheconqueror (03/19/2013) [-]
i've heard it every where, among the nonsensical, calorie obsessed people
User avatar #31 to #30 - phtholognyrrh (03/19/2013) [-]
im just messin with you bro. i think the trols are out handin out red thumbs like they ****** own the place tho. if you dont think like them them, youll bleed red thumbs
#48 to #30 - John Cena (03/19/2013) [-]
Put on makes sense in multiple ways. Calories don't disappear, they get put on to your weight.
User avatar #68 to #48 - magict (03/19/2013) [-]
Calories are a unit of energy, not weight.
User avatar #51 to #48 - lordmoldywart (03/19/2013) [-]
The phrase doesn't make sense, as it implies you can address someone's size by how many calories they have, or use it in a sentence as stated in #30
#218 - carlospuyol (03/19/2013) [-]
Hfw she realises
Hfw she realises
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