Yes, I have. If you've ever eaten Taco Bell and Chipotle on the same night you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.. Have you ever been so upset, that you sliced your o You won the game
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#40 - apocalypticburrito (03/19/2013) [-]
woah, WOAH, hey now   
i think we have evolved enough as a species,   
to NOT have to slice bread ever again,   
WHAT ARE YOU, A BARBARIAN?   
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woah, WOAH, hey now
i think we have evolved enough as a species,
to NOT have to slice bread ever again,
WHAT ARE YOU, A BARBARIAN?
>gif not related
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#43 - livincor (03/19/2013) [-]
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#70 to #21 - matzic (03/19/2013) [-]
My parents cut enough of my skin when I was born
#38 to #21 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
Yes. I have. But nobody knows.
User avatar #23 to #22 - jmezfm (03/18/2013) [-]
And this is why I love you.
User avatar #41 to #22 - rebby (03/19/2013) [-]
#cut4bieber
anyone remember that ****
User avatar #87 to #22 - fullretard (07/20/2013) [-]
haha
User avatar #88 to #87 - nippuhl (02/09/2014) [-]
haha
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#3 - flesheater (03/18/2013) [-]
your tshirt hurts my eyes lulz
User avatar #4 to #3 - jmezfm (03/18/2013) [-]
sorry, camera is mirrored, lol.
#60 - jalthelas (03/19/2013) [-]
I slice my own cheese.
#69 to #60 - matzic (03/19/2013) [-]
FART JOKE
User avatar #47 - obnoxygen (03/19/2013) [-]
When I'm sad, I like to cut myself.
Another piece of cheese cake.
User avatar #68 to #51 - nustix (03/19/2013) [-]
If you're talking about taco bell and chipotle, me.
I've never been to tacobell (I'm pretty sure there are no taco bells where I live)
And I've never eaten chipotle.
User avatar #48 - kyrozor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I would actually kill myself if I worked in a Subway

Not because I dislike the idea, I mean I would literally kill myself, breadknives and I don't really see eye to eye, and every time I use one, I come out of the battle with a bloodied wound and blood-cheese tiger roll.
User avatar #82 to #48 - ilieksheep (03/19/2013) [-]
If I worked in Subway I'd kill everyone else.
Mainly cause the employees at the Subway in the retail park where I work don't understand how to put rubbish in the bins correctly. Not to bad, if we didn't have to share the bins with them -_-
Went in there today and there were 3 bags of gone off food left on the floor, and then a mountain of rotting ******* tomato's and onions, not even joking.
User avatar #56 to #48 - bitchplzzz (03/19/2013) [-]
I hope you wouldn't see eye to eye, if I saw a ******* knife with an eye, I'd kill myself too
#71 - chaoticscientist (03/19/2013) [-]

I am fat because I eat, I eat because I am depressed and I am depressed because I am fat.

The never ending and viscous circle...
User avatar #45 - mondominiman (03/19/2013) [-]
I was once peeling potatoes and i cut the tip of my pinky off. Needless to say we didn't eat those potatoes.
User avatar #57 to #45 - vatra (03/19/2013) [-]
I would have eaten them, it is my own damn skin, what do I care?
#65 to #57 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
I would have eaten them even if it wasn't my skin :)
User avatar #66 to #65 - vatra (03/19/2013) [-]
Good times.
User avatar #61 to #57 - mondominiman (03/19/2013) [-]
I wasn't even going to eat them i don't like potatoes unless they're mashed or made into french fries.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vatra (03/19/2013) [-]
I like mashed, I'm not a fan of any other preparation method, but I'll still eat them.
User avatar #52 to #45 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
Sure, draw the line at human skin...
User avatar #10 - funnyjunknerdd (03/18/2013) [-]
what the hell james
#64 - twi (03/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #5 - funnyjunknerdd (03/18/2013) [-]
hahaha
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User avatar #15 to #14 - funnyjunknerdd (03/18/2013) [-]
trust me it is
james would know
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User avatar #17 to #16 - jmezfm (03/18/2013) [-]
you and funnyjunknerdd should get on skype thanks
User avatar #24 to #17 - funnyjunknerdd (03/19/2013) [-]
i will later
User avatar #25 to #24 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
thats a lie
User avatar #26 to #25 - funnyjunknerdd (03/19/2013) [-]
nonononoono
User avatar #27 to #26 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
you never come on when you say you will later

but thats ok i dont want to make you do something you dont want to.
User avatar #28 to #27 - funnyjunknerdd (03/19/2013) [-]
no i want to!!
i am working on a stupid project
User avatar #86 to #28 - fullretard (07/20/2013) [-]
NERRDD!!
User avatar #29 to #28 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
that is a lie
User avatar #31 to #30 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
u r bein a bad bad bad colevtion and u have a lot of thinks to do
User avatar #33 to #32 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
ur a bad wickkle

smoke 60many blunks
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User avatar #19 to #18 - jmezfm (03/18/2013) [-]
ok can you get into a call
thank you moot
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User avatar #6 to #5 - jmezfm (03/18/2013) [-]
u wot
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User avatar #8 to #7 - jmezfm (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm very confused.
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User avatar #1 - nicktehepic (03/18/2013) [-]
XD
#53 - chaoticscientist (03/19/2013) [-]
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TO THE FRONTPAGE!
User avatar #83 - brownieshivers (03/21/2013) [-]
damn nice bb
User avatar #84 to #83 - jmezfm (03/21/2013) [-]
thinks
User avatar #55 - nillabonbon (03/19/2013) [-]
ffs, jmez..
User avatar #72 to #55 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 to #72 - nillabonbon (03/19/2013) [-]
ur weird
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User avatar #79 to #78 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
o true
User avatar #80 to #79 - nillabonbon (03/19/2013) [-]
ya prtty mch
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