Yes, I have. If you've ever eaten Taco Bell and Chipotle on the same night you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.. Have you ever been so upset, that you sliced your o
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Yes, I have

If you've ever eaten Taco Bell and Chipotle on the same night you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Have you ever been
so upset, that you
sliced your own skirt?
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User avatar #85 - crazecraka (03/28/2013) [-]
ouuuh yeah dass iet mane
User avatar #83 - brownieshivers (03/21/2013) [-]
damn nice bb
User avatar #84 to #83 - jmezfm (03/21/2013) [-]
thinks
#71 - chaoticscientist (03/19/2013) [-]

I am fat because I eat, I eat because I am depressed and I am depressed because I am fat.

The never ending and viscous circle...
#64 - twi (03/19/2013) [-]
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oh infomercials
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#60 - jalthelas (03/19/2013) [-]
I slice my own cheese.
#69 to #60 - matzic (03/19/2013) [-]
FART JOKE
#58 - unicornmangina (03/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 - nillabonbon (03/19/2013) [-]
ffs, jmez..
User avatar #72 to #55 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
le ting ting
User avatar #73 to #72 - nillabonbon (03/19/2013) [-]
ur weird
#74 to #73 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
fgsfds
User avatar #75 to #74 - nillabonbon (03/19/2013) [-]
klanvnbaeohfrgu
User avatar #78 to #76 - nillabonbon (03/19/2013) [-]
oiqefqefhoqehofpjqgeoq!
User avatar #79 to #78 - jmezfm (03/19/2013) [-]
o true
User avatar #80 to #79 - nillabonbon (03/19/2013) [-]
ya prtty mch
#53 - chaoticscientist (03/19/2013) [-]
**chaoticscientist rolls 789**
User avatar #68 to #51 - nustix (03/19/2013) [-]
If you're talking about taco bell and chipotle, me.
I've never been to tacobell (I'm pretty sure there are no taco bells where I live)
And I've never eaten chipotle.
User avatar #49 - pellonpoika (03/19/2013) [-]
**pellonpoika rolls 6,064**
User avatar #48 - kyrozor (03/19/2013) [-]
I would actually kill myself if I worked in a Subway

Not because I dislike the idea, I mean I would literally kill myself, breadknives and I don't really see eye to eye, and every time I use one, I come out of the battle with a bloodied wound and blood-cheese tiger roll.
User avatar #82 to #48 - ilieksheep (03/19/2013) [-]
If I worked in Subway I'd kill everyone else.
Mainly cause the employees at the Subway in the retail park where I work don't understand how to put rubbish in the bins correctly. Not to bad, if we didn't have to share the bins with them -_-
Went in there today and there were 3 bags of gone off food left on the floor, and then a mountain of rotting ******* tomato's and onions, not even joking.
User avatar #56 to #48 - bitchplzzz (03/19/2013) [-]
I hope you wouldn't see eye to eye, if I saw a ******* knife with an eye, I'd kill myself too
User avatar #47 - obnoxygen (03/19/2013) [-]
When I'm sad, I like to cut myself.
Another piece of cheese cake.
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User avatar #45 - mondominiman (03/19/2013) [-]
I was once peeling potatoes and i cut the tip of my pinky off. Needless to say we didn't eat those potatoes.
User avatar #57 to #45 - vatra (03/19/2013) [-]
I would have eaten them, it is my own damn skin, what do I care?
#65 to #57 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
I would have eaten them even if it wasn't my skin :)
User avatar #66 to #65 - vatra (03/19/2013) [-]
Good times.
User avatar #61 to #57 - mondominiman (03/19/2013) [-]
I wasn't even going to eat them i don't like potatoes unless they're mashed or made into french fries.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vatra (03/19/2013) [-]
I like mashed, I'm not a fan of any other preparation method, but I'll still eat them.
User avatar #52 to #45 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
Sure, draw the line at human skin...
#43 - livincor (03/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #42 - sirfisticuffs (03/19/2013) [-]
#cut4bieber
#40 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
woah, WOAH, hey now   
i think we have evolved enough as a species,   
to NOT have to slice bread ever again,   
WHAT ARE YOU, A BARBARIAN?   
>gif not related
woah, WOAH, hey now
i think we have evolved enough as a species,
to NOT have to slice bread ever again,
WHAT ARE YOU, A BARBARIAN?
>gif not related
User avatar #39 - nottagif (03/19/2013) [-]
Cutting for Bieber.
User avatar #36 - quincyadam (03/19/2013) [-]
TO THE FRONTPAGE!
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